FKK Sharks to Scandallo Comparison
Last night, I stumbled upon an outstanding report (about a year old) on Reddit of all places that compares Sharks with Scandallo in Brazil ("the baddest puta palace on the planet" I like to call it). There was no name or handle that went with the report that I could find, otherwise I most certainly would assign attribution to the original author of this extremely well-written, in-depth, authoritative piece. I know that he is at least familiar with ISG as he wrote that he used this site to do much of his research. Although I don't agree with every single thing he says, being a patron of both clubs, I believe he's spot on for the most part. I know that this is a topic that comes up here from time to time, so I decided to share the report with the ISG FKK Sharks readership. I hope it helps anyone thinking about going to either club, or that those of you who have been to both clubs find the report to be an entertaining read.
[B][U]Opening Statement[/U][/B]
I visited Scandallo, the largest brothel in South America located in Sao Paulo, Brazil. It was a very interesting experience which I'd like to share with my FKK friends. This place is on par with FKK Sharks so I wanted to do a FKK-style report for it.
[B][U]The Venue[/U][/B]
Scandallo is a huge venue, 6-story building, with a nightclub, a restaurant, a garden, a sex hotel. Very lux atmosphere. The first floor is the entrance and the reception, I was provided with a "scandallo card" to swipe at the restaurant and bars and pay the balance at the end similar to the wrist bands at Sharks that we tap at the bar. Take the elevator up to the second floor where there are 3 sections. Restaurant, nightclub and gardens. The restaurant is huge almost 5 x the size of Sharks restaurant and it's an actual real restaurant with formal waiting staff, fine dining menu with sushi, burgers, sandwiches, desserts to order, wine sommelier, they had a huge wine cabinet displaying wine, whiskeys, rums and all different types of alcohol.
The next section is the nightclub it was amazing, they have live bands that play pop, rock, edm, feels like a concert, they also have DJ with laser light EDM style, was very nice and entertaining. Walk through a small game room with snooker table and pinball machines to the gardens, which are an outdoor terrace with a bar, to get some fresh air and talk, chill with the girls. The upper floors are all hotel rooms for fucking charged by the hour. The rooms are very nice and big, better than any FKKs I've ever seen. They have an tablet that controls the music and lights, they've speakers in-built in the walls. 2-showers side by side so you can play with your girl there, towels packed in polythene, toilet. Everything you need to get ready before going outside the room.
[B][U]The Girls[/U][/B]
Scandallo is the only other place in the world where I've seen LU as big as Sharks if not bigger. Yes they have 150 girls walking around which easily goes up to 250+ on special occasions. The gender ratio is 7 girls for 1 man, it's insane. I experienced a sensory overload, one girl hotter than the other, talking, flirting, kissing, wanting to room with me. The thing I loved more about Scandallo than Sharks is that you can talk and sit with a girl as long as you like, drink, dance, eat, even kiss without pressure to quickly go in the room. The girls are not very pushy unlike FKKs. The service of the girls in general is great. About 95% of the girls were Brazilians. Diversity was awesome, all shapes, sizes, colors, types same as Sharks. From all natural young college type girls to plastic surgery girls with botox lips and silicon tits and tattoos. It'll cater to men of all tastes from black mulatta Brasilieras to white branca girls.
There was a girl with bleached blonde girl that looked like Rahel, another one that look like our innocent disney princess Rosella, 1 maxima lookalike but with longer hair. They had 1 Asian girl too but she was probably Brazilian on the inside LOL. Surprisingly I couldn't find anyone that looked like our old and wrinkly Sylvana, that's where Sharks wins. Brazilian girls do look very similar to Romanian girls, they have dark skinned girls equivalent to gypsy Romanians and white girls like Europeans. There was a girl with the glasses that reminded me of German Zoey, wait Zoey went to Penelope what happened? The quality was great, the top 10% were stunning legit model looking you'll find on magazines. The girls didn't smoke as much and only in the gardens. Even the bottom 10% had good taste and weren't as ugly as bottom 10% at Sharks.
[B][U]Where FKK Sharks Wins[/U][/B]
There are two big elephants in the room the girls are not naked and many girls only speak Portuguese. Yes they're dressed in revealing outfits, pretty cocktail dresses like they're ready to go to dinner. Proper nightclub attire, party dresses. But not fully naked like the FKKs. Also men don't get to wear bathrobes and slippers. I miss that laid back sauna, spa vibe of the FKKs. I was wearing a formal jacket, pleat pants and a button up shirt and but quickly realized I was too overdressed. A t-shirt and jeans would have been just fine. Yes the girls only speak Portuguese. I'd say 10% are fluent in English, another 15% know basic phrases but let's be honest in FKKs these English speaking Romanians are no prize either conversationally they only speak a few phrases before asking "we go in the room". In Scandallo, thanks to google translate conversation mode. I had a full blown 30 minutes conversation with a hot girl, with kissing and romance. No sauna, no professional masseuses, no jacuzzis, no sauna guy with that bell. No lockers, you have to hold on to your cash and condoms, walking afraid that someone will steal your wallet. No swimming pool or big outdoor area with lawn chairs where you can get naked to sunbathe or read your book. FKKs have a lot of activities that you can spend a full day there but I'm afraid it'll be tough to spend more than a few hours at Scandallo.
The trade off is almost half of the girls at Sharks have bad service. Scandallo has almost all girls with good service. DFK, DATY, BBBJ all included by default, no need to negotiate. Everyone is enthusifucks by default, you just have to pick your optifuck. I know the girls at Scandallo are wearing clothes but their intention is not to hide anything hideous, you can just ask about tattoos, scars, botched boob jobs and they'll tell you. I promise if Brazil allowed FKKs these girls would be happy to walk around naked. Less scams, no clock watching. There were no Asian hunters, there were a few Asian men but they weren't being aggressively hunted as easy targets for quick pops. The vibe is less transactional in Scandallo unlike FKKs where you see girls going room after room and won't even talk to you after the room is complete. The couch experience at Scandallo is very romantic, they actually try to seduce you. Girls give complements to you stimulating you intellectually, gentle stroking of the arms and face, longing eye contact, stolen kisses. It leads to an emotionally intimate sex instead of physical mechanical sex in FKKs. You can take almost any Scandallo girl outside to your hotel, not possible in FKKs.
[B][U]The Pricing[/U][/B]
Let's approximate the exchange rate of 250 EUR to 1600 Brazilian Reals (BRLs) and 150 EUR to 1000 BRLs. FKKs are priced for one hour 250 EUR with DFK, DATY, BBBJ etc. Rooms are rent free. Scandallo is priced at 1200 BRLs for short term (ST at least 1 hour) + Additional 340 BRLs per hour of their hotel room rent. So total 1540 BRLs about the same. For the same service. There is no option for 100430 in Scandallo, 1000 BRLs aka 150 EUR is their minimum. I did go to another club Casarao which has a cheaper price point but the quality suffers. This is where it gets very interesting. For 2000-2500 + club exit fee (340) BRLs about 300-450 EUR you can get LT which is overnight multiple pops until morning. Such option is not available in FKKs. Entry fees are similar at both places. FKK Sharks are priced at 65 EUR entry fee which includes free food at their buffet and amenities. Scandallo is priced at 400 BRLs (61 EUR) entry fee all of which is a credit to purchase food and drinks at their restaurant and bars. It was enough to buy 1 complete meal. Appetizer, main course, dessert, and a couple of drinks.
[B][U]The Sex[/U][/B]
I spent 3 days and roomed with 7 women. Only 1 room was bad but 6 were good.
Room 1 - Flavia.
I was sitting at the restaurant after ordering, waiting for my food to come and plenty of girls were eyeing me, checking me out, My eyes locked with a tall white girl, she walked past me and I signaled her to come over and sit with me, she said no English, I'm like doesn't matter. We google translated, she was Brazilian with a Polish parents, 25 yo, she was wearing a really low cut top that extended up to her stomach. One tattoo flower rose on her left part of the chest and shoulder. Pretty face kinda looked like Samara weaving, very pretty face, 180 cm tall. Black eyes, black hair, white skin, very slim, A cup boobs. She told me she worked in sales before. I was eating my food while she held my hand, kissing and caressing me. I bought her of couple drinks. Stared into each other's eyes flirted back and forth and kissed. I didn't even negotiate the service, just asked to room with her.
Off to the reception, she asked me to wait, while she got her bag, I thought it'll be like a small purse like FKK girls instead she brings out a huge duffle bag like we're going on a trip LOL. We climb the stairs to the hotel reception, get the key card, go in the room. We shared a shower, then fucked, amazing service, I finished inside the condom and we both showered again, got dressed. Paid her 1200 and back to return the hotel keys and paid there 340. Damage 1540460. We exchanged phone numbers in case I'd like to call her to my hotel.
Room 2 - Victoria.
I was walking in the gardens and I bumped into this young bubbly girl showing some cleavage, she spoke English. I just said let's go in the room, off we went, same process. I thought I won't be able to get hard again because I just blew a huge load. But this girl knew what to do. She started with amazing DFK and softly held my dick. I started getting hard and she gently held my dick just enough pressure for an erection. She didn't shy from DFK very consistent and didn't pull away until I was rock hard. Expert level shit, she knew what she was doing. 2 minutes I was rock hard and inside her. This was awesome compared to some FKK rooms where girls just give disinterested BJ for a long time and complain dick is kaput, instead of actually making an effort. Fucked again, filled the condom again, showered, paid, exited. 1540460.
Not a room but Party. Geysa.
I was completely drained, got a table in the night club area, got a drink. A chubby Brazilian girl comes up to me, she spoke great English. She sat, I bought her a couple drinks, we talked for an hour, danced and partied together, the live band was playing ACDC you shook me all night long and we both were dancing and singing, even did lip kissing. She showed me a few moves of Brazilian Samba and told me about famous customers of the club like football players of Real Madrid. The passion for Brazilians to have sex. Married men in a sexless marriage that come to the club seeking company of prostitutes, yup men are still the same half way across the world LOL. Taboo of the society against working girls and jealous wives who blame.
She tells me there were 600 girls and 2000 men who visit the club in and out throughout the opening hours of the club per day, I think she was exaggerating a bit but who knows. Many girls don't make any money for the whole day. Some girls make a fortune. All the same like FKKs. She stayed for a long time with me and also came back whenever we bumped into each other. I paid for 300 BRLs tip even though I didn't room with her, she expected nothing though she was so nice, we exchanged numbers for next time. Damage 300460.
Room 3 - Julia.
Blonde girl, the cup natural tits, pretty face, little chubby. She used to work at another club cafe photo and came to Scandallo a week ago. Talked for a bit, took her to the room. Great service 1200460.
Room 4 - Bad room.
This girl had blue eyes, brunette hair, white skin, natural tits the cup she's from Curitiba, slavic Russian look. Bought her a drink, negotiated a room. In the room, she wasted sometime showering before, after a little bit of fucking, she starts complaining, it's paining etc, switched to BJ but she only did CBJ huge turn off. Then after 30 minutes she said time is finished because need to shower. I was furious and quickly put on my clothes and rushed to the reception with the keys and complained that she did only half time. They called the manager and an english translator. I explained the situation, the girl walks out nearly after 20 minutes. The end result is that I pay half price 600 + room rent 340. So she did get what she deserved for her bad service. Later on, I started talking to another girl and 2 girls walk to her and explain something in Portuguese. They said I paid less for the room and she should avoid me. But she didn't care, 2 different sides of the story.
Room 5 - Duda.
This blonde girl, latin looks, I saw her kissing another man yesterday. Two girls come up to me at the bar and I choose the blonde girl Eduarda or Duda for short. She sits with me, has a drink and out of nowhere we start making out, full blown DFK. She knew what she was doing, kissing to get me hard. Off to the room, she was great, passionate, awesome, great fuck. 1200460.
Room 6 - Deisi.
This cute redhead was busy yesterday but was available today, so when I saw her I grabbed her. Her friend spoke English but Deizi only spoke Portuguese. Google translate, bought her a drink, little bit of chit chat and off to the room. She was so young, pretty, natural looking. Great service. 1500460.
Room 7 - Natalia.
Blue eyes, blue earrings to match, big natural tits with tan lines, white skin, slavic Russian looking, 24 yo. We sat together at the nightclub listening to the live band and singing along, she was holding my hand and it was awesome. I didn't think I had the energy to room after two 1 H sessions but I had to have her. In the room, great service, did everything, her ass was round and bubble butt. Awesome sex. 1500460.
[B][U]The Verdict[/U][/B]
Scandallo is definitely a very nice club with modern finishing and luxury atmosphere. It was unlike anything I've ever seen and definitely top of the line. The quality of the club and real estate beats Wellcum which is the best real estate property in the FKK system. The LU quality and size is comparable to FKK Sharks. There are only 2 places in the world which offer 150+ girls to choose from after looking and viewing and talking and interacting, Scandallo being one of them it's definitely worth the visit.
[B][U]Logistics[/U][/B]
[URL]https://scandallolounge.com.br/[/URL]
Best times to visit, Tues. Thurs after 9 pm. Peaks at midnight. Special events with guest DJs.
Fly into GRU. Uber black for transportation everywhere.
Use ATMs inside banks like Bradesco, other ATMs might have skimmers causing fraud, Scandallo has no ATMs and has credit card surcharge.
Getting Brazilian phone number sim card requires CPF, prefer to use international roaming on your domestic sim for short trips.
Most hotels are girlfriendly but do verify before booking. I stayed at Paulista Avenue which is the touristic hotspot. Plenty of things to shop, eat, dine around.
Carry a 3-prong Brazilian travel adapter, although European plugs do work fine.
The tap water is not safe to drink in Brazil. Bottled water all the way.
Brazil is not that dangerous, use common sense and you'll be fine. Don't walk around in dark alleys at night and don't get pickpocketed during the day as a jetlagged tourist.
Carry a burner phone with working sim just in case iPhone gets stolen by the bikers.
Learn a few phrases of Portuguese, it'll go a long way in Brazil both in Civilian time and non-Civilian time.
My trip planning resource Sao Paulo reports on ISG - [URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2204-Sao-Paulo-Reports[/URL].
[B][U]The Future of Mongering[/U][/B]
Brazil was on my radar since the last 6 months, finally happy to achieve this milestone. It's official, I've now had sex on 5 continents with local girls. Every continent except Africa and Antarctica. I have stopped counting after fucking 200+ girls of 40+ different nationalities in 20+ different countries. Yeah girls are all the same in this big diverse world of ours, they fuck the same more or less, shocking fact all of them have a pussy down there LOL, except that one girl in Thailand. I feel like I have hit the ceiling after visiting Scandallo. So now I'm stuck with a deeper question. Where do I go next?
[B]EDIT[/B] : Logistics getting a CPF for a SIM card might complicate things. You can get a Brazilian prepago TIM chip SIM card from any local newsstand for 30 BRLs cash, 11 GB data, 20 days. Call 144 option 3 option 3 to activate with the help of an English speaking operator and provide passport details.
Sharks On A Weekend vs Oase
I was in Frankfurt for a week, went to Oases couple nights and it was disappointing. Then we hit Sharks on Saturday and Sunday nights.
This was my first time at Sharks on a weekend evening and wow I understand the hype now. The couple other times I'd been there were weekdays and then there were only 2 women I was really excited about, that was also my experience this time on the Sunday night.
But the Saturday night I mean there were like 10 stunning women among the 50 there it was quite incredible. I'll skip the details of service etc as there's enough on this forum about that, but just for other short term tourists out there definitely check out Sharks on a weekend evening. Also most of the hottest one's were taken by midnight so keep that in mind.
Lastly I want to say we went to Oases Thursday and Friday and it was very disappointing I don't recommend.