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[quote=freebiefan]like the other contributors say, you gotta be a brit to understand how we take the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]/the michael etc out of each other and ourselves.... self deprecating humour is our thing.[/quote]

yes, no one needs to ‘extract the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url]’ out of brits (or aussies who have the same warped sense of humour). we can do it well enough by ourselves! but it works both ways and we also love to puncture inflated egos or pomposity by some well aimed [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] takes. unfortunately though, we tend to assume that others understand this and are able to share the joke. this has got me into trouble numerous times on boards such as this one. mostly it is our american cousins, unless they have spent time in uk like bill bryson, who do not ‘get’ this concept and i’m sure think that irony is that stuff that steely is made from:d.

the british army is home to some of the funniest and most savagely vicious [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-takers. one of the funniest things i ever saw was watching a bunch of sas guys taking the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] out of their us equivalents. i actually felt sorry for these americans as they were totally bemused and unable to respond in kind, which is what is expected and would have defused the situation, which nearly ended up in an all out brawl. good job, as the green berets would undoubtedly have had the shit kicked out of them to go along with the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url];).

[quote=cunning stunt]...nearly ended up in an all out brawl. good job, as the green berets would undoubtedly have had the shit kicked out of them to go along with the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url];).[/quote]

hey hey hey now, some of us were pretty tough...once...about 10 years ago that is hehehehe. before i started to polish a chair with my ass.

is this another example of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url] extraction??

thanks for the memories cs. good fun back then bruh.

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

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Damn, are you a mind reader? :-)

[QUOTE=Wicked Roger]

Have PM you re the matter we discussesd (and XMan it was not about not his dick or lack of after the suitcase dropping incident[/QUOTE]

[quote=carmex]
is this another example of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url] extraction??

thanks for the memories cs. good fun back then bruh.[/quote]

haha carmex - you are too wily to bite - but the story is true btw and happened in central america, rauls rose garden might give you a tip as to where;).


[quote=warbucks]
well here is the latest pride of britain tangling with one of the baddest americans (besides warbucks lol) on the planet.
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some pride - he also got beaten far more easily by a pinoy who might very well make mincemeat of your 'baddest american'.

[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt] Mostly it is our American cousins. Who do not 'get' this concept and I'm sure think that irony is that stuff that steely is made from.[/QUOTE]CS, As a lone Yank living and working in a large computer company in Sydney, I well and truly learned the art of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-taking, not before having much of my own extracted, by those most able Aussies.

My greatest pleasure was when the big man arrived from London. The boot was then quickly diverted from me and soundly aimed at the Pommie from afar. Hell, my boys from Sydney even encouraged my participation.

Good fun, all and all. Nothing like Brit humor in a barroom.

Mr Penis wants to thank all the well wishers who have PM'd him, he feels much much better now and is ready to resume his favourite pastime. The doctor has told him he is still able to have kids if he wants.

Not content with stupidly injuring myself, I also contracted flu shortly afterwards and was ill in bed from Tuesday until Thursday afternoon, shivering aching and feeling like shit, must be my sins of the past being repaid. The regular gf left on Thursday morning and despite feeling ill, old habits die hard and I dragged myself out of bed and got ready to go out. I was dosed up on Augmentin as the flu had developed into a mild chest infection (thanks WR for the advice) and I was taking paracetomal for my pounding headache and decongestants for my nose. I had arranged to meet a DIA contact at Ayalla at 9pm and I arrived there early at 5pm. Tried to eat something but just felt even more sick and found myself at around 8pm on the upper terrace just down from Bo's watching the world go by. Didn't feel myself dropping off and woke up with a start 30 minutes later with snot running down my face and dribble on my chin. Just enough time to head to the toilets get cleaned up and wait at the taxi rank for my date. She was an 18 year old very poor uneducated girl who good as her word arrived bang on time, unfortunately with mom and a neighbour in tow. I paid the cab fare as I had previously agreed to do so and it came to 190 (from Talisay)
After out greetings Mom told me how hungry they all were and I was feeling really a bit pissed off, despite my experience I walked straight into that one. I thought to myself a small investment in Jollibees can always be deducted from what I was going to give the girl anyway, so despite my anger and reservations we went off to Jolibees on the 2nd floor of Ayalla. I started queuing to place an order and was chatting along to my new date. During the conversation I checked that she was definitely going to be staying with me at the hotel as agreed but she told me she could not stay as she had college in the morning....WTF. Then she had the balls to ask me to buy food to take away for her brothers and sisters at home, as well. Mortman must have been walking round with a large neon "sucker" sign stuck to his back and it was the final straw for me. I just blew my top, called mom over and let rip. I told her she was very rude to turn up with a neighbour uninvited and expect food for everyone AND that as her daughter could not stay with me that night as agreed what was the point in her coming in the first place. I then thrust 200 pesos into her hand and told her it was for her cab fare home and that if she wanted to eat at Jolibees to use the 200 pesos and walk home instead. With that I walked out and away leaving them standing there open mouthed in surprise. I calmed down later and felt really guilty for being so harsh on them, I knew how poor they were and I guess you cannot blame them for trying. Maybe if I hadn't been feeling so ill I may have reacted a lot more calmly. Got a text 20 minutes later from the girl apologising and agreeing to stay with me, but the damage was done. In any case she did not seem so hot in person as she had done when chatting to her cam to cam and I went back to the hotel for an early night alone.

[QUOTE=Mortman]I knew how poor they were and I guess you cannot blame them for trying. Maybe if I hadn't been feeling so ill I may have reacted a lot more calmly[/QUOTE]
Well good on ya for telling it like it is. Maybe next time mom will ensure there is performance involved. You helped a fellow monger down the road no doubt. Chatting with girls, I sense there is less Western Union $ flowing to girls and less expectation for that as well. Nothing scientific, just getting a lot less requests for funds. We could be entering a golden era of opportunity for those in country with some cash.

Friday night met up with some old friends and then called into Blue Angels for a beer before heading back to my hotel. I had called into the Sunflower earlier at around 11pm but it seemed very quiet for a Friday night unless it warms up much later. I declined to pay the cover charge once I had seen inside and left.
Anyway Blue Angels was full of girls, I counted at least a dozen and not a single customer in sight. The owner was sat at the bar doing some admin and said a brief hello and I ordered a reasonably priced SM light and sat down to watch the show. The two girls on stage seemed totally disinterested and probably they thought that there was no need to make an effort with only one customer in the bar.
I got surrounded by all the other girls, each one introducing themself to me and desperately trying to engage me in conversation...god times must be verylean. The Mamosan told me that last night (Thursday) was very busy, I guess I will just have to take her word for that although in fairness I cannot see a bar having so many girls if custom is lacking.
I felt sorry for the girls but told them I had just called in for a beer only and that I wasn't interested in a girl that night. To be truthful I felt a little overwhelmed and cornered, like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered. I prefer to eye up girls at my leisure and then invite them over once I have made my choice. I just felt too presurised in that kind of environment so I drank my beer and left. Would have been nice if the bar owner had made more of an effort to be welcoming, I guess he had more important things on his mind. Despite this one mildly bad experience, the place still gets a thumbs up from me. I like it because it has less of a commercial feel than some of the other girlie bars in Cebu

Arranged to meet another regular chat mate from DIA who had promised to bring along a friend a young looking 18 year old who had never had a boyfriend and was a virgin. I had been told beforehand that the young girl was only interested to meet a man who would support her at college and I played along with this. My chat mate told me that in order for us to have a relationship mom would have to meet me as well so I agreed thinking that it could prove very worthwhile. I had seen the girl on line and she was slim and petite but not the prettiest girl I have ever seen. However the thought of taking her cherry was making me horny and that countered any reservations I had about the lack of her beauty. She had the kind of body that I really like and the rest I could take care with by switching off the lights or looking for a paper bag.
Anyway they arrived at Ayalla and surprise surprise they were all hungry. Next time Mortman arranges to meet a girl at Ayalla he is going to come along with half a kilo of cooked rice.
Anywaythis time with the thought of having a virgin all night I swallowed the cost of Jollibees (god I hate the shit the serve in there) total damage just over 500 pesos.
Having hooked my catch it was now time to play her and reel her in. I told her that I thought she was very cute (NOT) and that I really wanted to be with her. One small problem I told her is that I am getting back with my ex gf and so she can only stay one night with me. I promised to give her 1000 pesos, a new cell phone (cost new in UK £5/$7....from ASDA or Walmart for you guys from the US) and a new watch (cost £5/$7). Total cost to me including Jollibees was around 2300 pesos.
She took the bait after thinking about it for 15 or 20 minutes and discussing the deal with her mom. I think mom was convinced once I got as far as the cell phone as they were too poor to afford one of their own.
Anyway got her back to the hotel, didn't waste any time at all and got straight down to action, not even bothering to shower.
She was very wet from kissing but I had to force my hand between her tightly crossed legs, but once there she reluctantly opened up and allowed me to play with her clit and put a finger inside her. Because of the lack of action all week I was in no mood for foreplay, but I was also aware that I would have to go easy and slowly. I climbed missionary between her legs but she held me in a vice like clamp and I could not get anywhere near to getting my cock near the magic hole. I told her to lower her legs but I think part of it was genuine fear so I coaxed her slowly and pushed her legs gently flat. That made it easier to climb on top and penetrate her. Her pussy was very wet and my cock began to slide in without any resistance, but once I had got in about an inch she cried out and I stopped without pulling out. I reassured her that I would go slowly and we repeated this procedure a couple of times until she was relaxed and I then pushed home all the way. It was still a bit uncomfortable for her but I persevered (one has to be selfless in such situations) and she slowly began to enjoy it more, gasping with delight (or pain).
I finished and resumed round two at three in the morning after waking up and playing with her pussy and getting her wet again. Managed to fire off another shot which sad to say is unusual for me these days, all in all a very enjoyable experience. As I said before it was more the thought of having a young 18 year old virgin that turned me on rather than the fact that she was attractive. I guess if I am honest she was plain and bordering on ugly.
Anyway she didn't want to stay for breakfast in the morning and left at around 7.30am as I went for breakfast. I had a text from her today thanking me for my kindness and the wonderful gifts I gave her. All in all everyone was left happy with the encounter

Gentlman,

Based largely on what I have read on this site, I am planning a trip to Cebu for either March or April. I am debating with myself the relative merits of renting a nice condo for a month or staying in hotels. I was thinking that I might get alot more bang for my buck with a condo, not to mention comfort and privacy, but perhaps there are important mongering advantages to a hotel that I am not considering. For those of you with extensive experience, I would be appreciative of your thoughts on the matter.

Secondly, should I like it there, I am considering moving to Cebu and establishing a call center operation. I understand that call centers are a big business in the Phils, but I am specifically ignorant as to the barriers of entry to starting a small (to start with) office there. (The firms customer and income would be outside the Phils and only enouph revenue to cover local operating costs would come into the Phils.) What are the bureaucratic hassles imposed by the government? What should I plan for and expect in this area?

I would appreciate any thoughts advice as to either subject. If any of you with extensive experience there are inclined, I would be happy to exchange phone or email info via PM and chat directly.

Many Thanks,

Riverman

stayed at diplomat hotel 2 nights and then transferred to the parklane:

diplomat: very inexpensive and quite worthy if you are on a budget. paid about 1200 peso or about 25 usd per night (hotels. com) with free internet, good cable (didn't use it), and very accomodating staff. note: the diplomat reception posts that you have to buy internet access cards but their network or router is not secured so you really do not have to pay and it is high speed. the diplomat is relatively run down and is close to a km from robinson's plaza which is not much imho. diplomat is also very near district with many clubs though this is my first visit and i have been using the web almost exclusively for arranging dates.

parklane: initially reserved for 2 nights but satisfied enough to extend reservation through weekend until departure. paid about 3250 per night (about 70 usd) which includes unltd internet and breakfast buffet for 2. the facilities are all very good. service at the restaurant is very mediocre, but the food is ok and the rest of the hotel is a very solid 4 star. if you stay at the parklane, all the comments before about street side vs mountain side are spot on. there will be lots of construction on the street side for many months to come as 2 high rises are going up. i asked for mountain view before arrival and was put in a street side. after the first night, i inquired at the front desk about moving and in 30 minutes i was in a mountain side room. ayalla mall is a very short walk, like about 400 m. the biggest issue here is you have to cross a very busy street pedestrian friendly to filipino standards. concierge will sometimes come out and halt traffic for you but otherwise you get to hone your skills at dodging jeepney's and taxis.

the marriot has a clear advantage here as it is practically connected to the ayalla and i do envy my sporting colleagues who stay there. i will try the marriott next time.

bottom line between diplomat vs parklane, on my budget, more stars the better and at 3200 +/- per night, i like the parklane. but if you don't mind really cheap accomodations, than i think the diplomat is an excellent alternative.

location strategy footnote: location of the clubs obviously a point i minimized here as i have not used clubs or hooker sites at all thus far. dia (dates in asia) vs filipinaheart. com? i signed up to filipinaheart only because i was unaware of dia. i think after a brief perusal of dia, they are very comparable for pi lbfms. dia looks like it might have much better regional and/or global access however so if i did it over i would probably go dia.

[QUOTE=Mortman]Anywaythis time with the thought of having a virgin all night I swallowed the cost of Jollibees (god I hate the shit the serve in there) total damage just over 500 pesos.[/QUOTE]
Good report! Do you think she was a true virgin or a Foreigner virgin? I have been told many times that most LBFM's have two cherries:D

Robb

[quote=pete benetar]stayed at diplomat hotel 2 nights and then transferred to the parklane:

diplomat: very inexpensive and quite worthy if you are on a budget. paid about 1200 peso or about 25 usd per night (hotels. com) with free internet, good cable (didn't use it), and very accomodating staff. note: the diplomat reception posts that you have to buy internet access cards but their network or router is not secured so you really do not have to pay and it is high speed. the diplomat is relatively run down and is close to a km from robinson's plaza which is not much imho. diplomat is also very near district with many clubs though this is my first visit and i have been using the web almost exclusively for arranging dates.

parklane: initially reserved for 2 nights but satisfied enough to extend reservation through weekend until departure. paid about 3250 per night (about 70 usd) which includes unltd internet and breakfast buffet for 2. the facilities are all very good. service at the restaurant is very mediocre, but the food is ok and the rest of the hotel is a very solid 4 star. if you stay at the parklane, all the comments before about street side vs mountain side are spot on. there will be lots of construction on the street side for many months to come as 2 high rises are going up. i asked for mountain view before arrival and was put in a street side. after the first night, i inquired at the front desk about moving and in 30 minutes i was in a mountain side room. ayalla mall is a very short walk, like about 400 m. the biggest issue here is you have to cross a very busy street pedestrian friendly to filipino standards. concierge will sometimes come out and halt traffic for you but otherwise you get to hone your skills at dodging jeepney's and taxis.

the marriot has a clear advantage here as it is practically connected to the ayalla and i do envy my sporting colleagues who stay there. i will try the marriott next time.

bottom line between diplomat vs parklane, on my budget, more stars the better and at 3200 +/- per night, i like the parklane. but if you don't mind really cheap accomodations, than i think the diplomat is an excellent alternative.

location strategy footnote: location of the clubs obviously a point i minimized here as i have not used clubs or hooker sites at all thus far. dia (dates in asia) vs filipinaheart. com? i signed up to filipinaheart only because i was unaware of dia. i think after a brief perusal of dia, they are very comparable for pi lbfms. dia looks like it might have much better regional and/or global access however so if i did it over i would probably go dia.[/quote]
i always stay in the new wing at diplomat(p1360) and the internet access is p80 per hr. i tried to log on put was asked for password everytime. i hear in the old wing a person can pick up a signaal from buiding across the street. where you in the new or old section of the hotel?

[QUOTE=Robbaf]Good report! Do you think she was a true virgin or a Foreigner virgin? I have been told many times that most LBFM's have two cherries:D

Robb[/QUOTE]

Robb I have had both kinds and I would bet a months salary on the fact that she was a true virgin. Just the fact that she was so clingy to her mom, the fact that she did nothing in bed other than lay on her back, the fact that I had to prise her legs apart almost forcibley and even when I got between her legs she held me in such a vice like grip it was impossible to penetrate her. The fact that although there was no hymen to speak of, it still caused her discomfort (or maybe Mortman it is just the fact that Mortman is so enormous :-)). This girl did not even know how to kiss properly so it was kind of back to complete basics with her. Mortman feels that he has missed his true vocation in life......Sex teacher for virgin girls. I am thinking of opening my own college here in the Philippines hmmmm Professor Mortman...... I can just visualise the concept now!