What's really happening on the ground
The Track (information from a real person in Pattaya guys).
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. Every mongering destination has its "track. " Walk it endlessly and it becomes your reward.
Soi 13/1 - 13/2 - Massage shops open UTR. Can get full service, no more than 1500 everything. Or you can grab a few lines and get them to come to them room for less. Walk these two Soi. Look a little clueless and lost, whatever is available will approach you. There is possibly a girl who sits in front of that ST hotel on 13/1 that you can sit, drink, and chill with. You can fuck her if you want to. Don't need my permission. She is in the game. I didn't partake. I am a bit scared of that Soi.
Beach Road. Masks required, police presence is there. Don't come to Pattaya with that America first shit, whataboutism my personal freedom nonsense, or you will find yourself emptying that wallet real quick. Leggo my Ego and leave it in your toaster, back in your own country. There are about 20-30 stragglers starting from Royal Garden Plaza all the way to the crappy Sanrtuario monument in front of Soi 6. They stand on both sides, sit on their motorbikes, or are squating in a single spot for longer than 5 minutes. 1000 and below, but the below sounds about right more than the 1000. There is an occasional doable girl, so it's worth a look. Go early around 6 and make sure you are in the room before 9.
Soi 6 - Empty, but a walk in the evening will sometimes reveal a few open doors with girls sorta just sitting and advertising themselves. It's like Osaka with those little houses and shops. Soi 6/1 is alive and well with gender benders looking for lost souls or guys who pretend to be lost, period. Slice Pizza raised their prices and there is no more BOGO. Somebody finally got smart.
Buakhao. You want to walk from LK Royal Suite towards the markets. Few stragglers in front of Treetown across from McDs and a bunch of benders all on the street. There are always girls strolling this street alone from 6 pm on up. I think they are all in play. Next to Subway, the girls sitting in front of the massage shop are fucking for 1000. Need to say the magic word or just stick your tongue out and rub your crotch while pretending to buy whatever they are trying to sell. Some massage shops and bars are open UTR, but more past Buakhao 15 going towards Tukcom. They can easily be spotted with a girl or two sitting in the front. Be bold, be brave.
Soi Honey. Is alive and looks like the same Soi Honey of old, with less girls and less talent. Plenty of action available if it's your thing. And by the way, if you see body to body massage shops with girls selling peanuts, cashews, or anything else anywhere, then action is available. It's all a front to be able to sit outside the street and advertise their pussy.
Soi Chaiyapoon. Few massage shops and bars at the beginning near Buakaho are open UTR. The more you walk towards 3rd road, the scarier it gets. Action is available for all needs, I guess. Next to Maggie Mays, the queens are out in full force. And no, they haven't fixed those potholes.
Walking Street. Dead!
Online. OnlyFans has banned sexually explicit content. Good news for those still here, as girls will have to find another way to get money. Maybe have to go back to sucking dick instead getting paid for online pics. But a few Soi 6 girls have gone into porn, as Mister Nutrifit has been busy in Pattaya with his "Monger in Asia" clips. I wonder how much the girls get paid? As his Eskimo brother, I only recognized a couple of girls that fucked in all the "Monger in Asia" clips, but I paid only 1500 baht. Mister Nutrifit's range and taste in girls or whatever, is all over the map. Thank God. It is an excellent reminder to wrap my burrito. Scary stuff.
So where are all the hoes at? ThaiFriendly as per usual. And if you aren't using TF, during these times, then you aren't in the game. The scene in Pattaya is pretty skim. But this track is worth a walk everyday, just to keep up your health and well being. Being a sloth is one of the 7 deadliest sins, especially with all this life around you still going on.
Is there an end in sight? BTW, people do know that modern and rich countries like the USA are on a 3rd booster right? They are paying people and giving reward cards to get people to get vaccinated. These countries have endless supplies of vaccines and they are all free with no wait time. Yet, they are all on a third wave and new spike. So that should answer any questions about where is Thailand on reopening, when the country is asking for handouts, less 25% vaccinated with first dose, and a weak public healthcare system. Come on. They are using the airports to quarantine people. Will Pattaya come back? Has anybody watched Ozark? This is how and why Pattaya was built and now there is a disruption in the flow. I am afraid, there is no end in sight. The end is still the end.
