Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2609665]If your goal is to go to Pattaya to get laid, there are tons of cheap options. Lots of massage places are open, with probably thousands of ladies available in Central Pattaya for barfines.

The reduced curfew will draw a lot more ladies to TreeTown, loads of them there already.

The ratio of ladies to customers is probably the highest ever, so it's a great time to be in Pattaya.[/QUOTE]When you say thousands of women are available for barfines, what do you mean? I thought the bars are all closed.

Also, what is the restaurant situation? Can you eat in restaurants or is everything still takeout?

I was down soi honey a couple of days ago and got a massage from a really nice skinny blond spinner covered in tattoos at Pink Health Massage just down on the right hand of the soi as you go down towards the beach from soi buakhao.

Great handjob. Not sure if these girls go short time tho. I was too busy with the handjob to ask. Anyone else had any good experiences at this place. Or asked the girls if the go for short times?

[QUOTE=CIMguy;2609698]When you say thousands of women are available for barfines, what do you mean? I thought the bars are all closed.

Also, what is the restaurant situation? Can you eat in restaurants or is everything still takeout?[/QUOTE]You can take many ladies from massage parlors to your hotel. You will have to pay a fee to the massage shop to do so. I call that a barfine rather than Massage Shop fine.

Restaurants are open.

[QUOTE=PattayaPunter6;2609722]I was down soi honey a couple of days ago and got a massage from a really nice skinny blond spinner covered in tattoos at Pink Health Massage just down on the right hand of the soi as you go down towards the beach from soi buakhao.

Great handjob. Not sure if these girls go short time tho. I was too busy with the handjob to ask. Anyone else had any good experiences at this place. Or asked the girls if the go for short times?[/QUOTE]Short time, long time, up to you in most cases.

[QUOTE=PattayaPunter6;2609722]I was down soi honey a couple of days ago and got a massage from a really nice skinny blond spinner covered in tattoos at Pink Health Massage just down on the right hand of the soi as you go down towards the beach from soi buakhao.

Great handjob. Not sure if these girls go short time tho. I was too busy with the handjob to ask. Anyone else had any good experiences at this place. Or asked the girls if the go for short times?[/QUOTE]It is Thailand. You could have just fucked the chick right there while your dick was out.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2609973]It is Thailand. You could have just fucked the chick right there while your dick was out.[/QUOTE]I think some of the massage places in soi honey are like that but maybe not all.

Has anyone been to Pink Health Massage in soi honey before? There is a really cute blond Thai girl there, very skinny with a lot of tattoos usually sitting on a red Honda pcx.

Wouldn't mind taking her next time I am in Pattaya in a week or so.

[QUOTE=PattayaPunter6;2610048]I think some of the massage places in soi honey are like that but maybe not all.

Has anyone been to Pink Health Massage in soi honey before? There is a really cute blond Thai girl there, very skinny with a lot of tattoos usually sitting on a red Honda pcx.

Wouldn't mind taking her next time I am in Pattaya in a week or so.[/QUOTE]You are talking about the north side of Soi Honey. Many ladyboys on that side.

I had a busy day yesterday. As I have said, when ladies come to my place to drink, it's up to them what they do. Some ladies choose to do nothing but drink. Yesterday, everyone chose to pound my dick and fuck my mouth with their pussies. All day long, until midnight.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2610305]You are talking about the north side of Soi Honey. Many ladyboys on that side.

I had a busy day yesterday. As I have said, when ladies come to my place to drink, it's up to them what they do. Some ladies choose to do nothing but drink. Yesterday, everyone chose to pound my dick and fuck my mouth with their pussies. All day long, until midnight.[/QUOTE]Sounds like another busy day for you and your dick haha Nice One.

Yes its on the North side one of the first ones as you come into soi honey from soi buakhao. There are I think two ladyboys working in this shop and about 4 women. Only the blonde and another one are hot. The place is Pink with a little pink attempt at a floodproof wall out front. I have a thing for blond hair on Asian girls and I like them crack skinny so the one bird in there ticks a couple of boxes for me.

I went down to the first floor to pick up a lady who was coming to drink, and saw a really hot lady walking around the lobby, wearing a face mask, of course. I thought some guy got really lucky today. Oops, it was the lady I came down to pick up.

There was a second lady, a silicon enhanced MILF. They didn't know each other previously. They do now. After a few drinks, one was literally begging for dick. Apparently some guy had barfined her for a few days, but didn't pay enough to fuck her, so she was a little randy. Anyway she got dick, but never came, so she left looking for a man in LK Metro.

I forgot to mention that yesterday I had two top tier ladies come over for drinks, and eventually, we got around to playing on the sofa. One lady straddled me and fucked my mouth while the other lady blew me. After about 10 minutes, my tongue gave out, and I pulled the lady down. They didn't miss a beat, they just switched positions, and the other lady started fucking my mouth.

After a while, one of the ladies laid back, and I held up her leg to expose her pussy and finger fucked her, ie my hands were full. No matter, the other lady started making out with her, and helped me out.

There were two other ladies who showed up yesterday, one in the early afternoon, the other an overnighter. Lots of fun.

[QUOTE=Johnie;2610418]Get real dude, nibody believes this shit.

Johnie.[/QUOTE]Honestly, if you're not a tourist, are nice and clean, speak a bit of Thai, a lot of things can happen.

I'm in Bangkok and you would not believe the number of girls that are lonely and just ready to be treated nicely instead of being alone in their room. That is even more the case in the 30+ age bracket.

Tinder, Badoo, Tagged, ThaiFriendly. Pick your poison.

It's not impossible for tourists to pull, but a lot more easier if you're a resident and have a place to yourself.

A lot of girls ask for ST also, just have to be patient.

Pattaya is a hundredfold lewder than Bangkok, so what he said could have easily happened.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;2610426]Honestly, if you're not a tourist, are nice and clean, speak a bit of Thai, a lot of things can happen.

Pattaya is a hundredfold lewder than Bangkok, so what he said could have easily happened.[/QUOTE]Like having 6 random chicks that do spontaneous shit come over like clockwork EVERYDAY? There is possibility, then there is probability.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2610437]Like having 6 random chicks that do spontaneous shit come over like clockwork EVERYDAY? There is possibility, then there is probability.[/QUOTE]Paying 1000 baht per lady for a couple hours of drinking sure increases the probability. What I don't understand is why Explorer does it. Boredom and loneliness have been mentioned as reasons, that would explain 1 or 2 per day. To me, 5 per day would be torture.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;2610426]Honestly, if you're not a tourist, are nice and clean, speak a bit of Thai, a lot of things can happen.

I'm in Bangkok and you would not believe the number of girls that are lonely and just ready to be treated nicely instead of being alone in their room. That is even more the case in the 30+ age bracket.

Tinder, Badoo, Tagged, ThaiFriendly. Pick your poison.

It's not impossible for tourists to pull, but a lot more easier if you're a resident and have a place to yourself.

A lot of girls ask for ST also, just have to be patient.

Pattaya is a hundredfold lewder than Bangkok, so what he said could have easily happened.[/QUOTE]Damn I should have been in Thailand now.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2610437]Like having 6 random chicks that do spontaneous shit come over like clockwork EVERYDAY? There is possibility, then there is probability.[/QUOTE]Not random chicks. I have to schedule them a few days in advance. Attached is a screenshot of a recent schedule. Amazingly, most ladies show up.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2610456]Paying 1000 baht per lady for a couple hours of drinking sure increases the probability. What I don't understand is why Explorer does it. Boredom and loneliness have been mentioned as reasons, that would explain 1 or 2 per day. To me, 5 per day would be torture.[/QUOTE]I am only doing this for a short time, while the bars are closed.

Let me ask you: if you were in Pattaya, had money, and the bars were closed, what would you do?

I am 100% sure if I didn't spend this time having lots of ladies, I would regret it later. Would have, could have, should have.