2006 Bangkok Reports

It's denial really. Many Bangkok Thais are really second generation country folk, with that hidden fears apply. Fear of foreigners in particular. Very village this is.

Racism is far more common that most of us realize. In Thailand many ultra conservative elements have a hand at things. Don't think has anything to do with dick size.

Anyway. Thai guys are very suave. Watch how they chat up girls. Farangs can learn a trick or 2.

JB

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Are you for real? Is that what the Thais last? That's not what my ex-TG girlfriend said. She said her Thai Boyfriend lasted quite some time. She agreed that farangs were bigger though.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Opebo]Very good points, AT2, but have you ever read my reports? My price range is usually 300-500 baht all in!

Anyway, you know stereotypes - never always true, but always mostly true.[/QUOTE]
Opebo, maybe many read your reports. For those who don't know, you should fairly say that for the price you fuck you accept the ugliest crap on 2 legs running around, who I wouldn't touch even if I got played for. But everybody its favorite that’s why the market offers all, the budget, the value and the luxury offer. But thanks for the gymnastics (shaking heads) you provide us almost each evening.

Regards.
Brain666

PS: you know that this is no offense and I admit that I also enjoy some of the discussions between you and some long time established real Bangkok experts.

[QUOTE=Track Cabbage]
Am in Bangkok and Pattaya for only a few days would appriciate any leads on girls who take it in all directions without too much fuss Its not the kind of thing I like to negotiate beforehand and don, t have too much time to waste fishing around.

Regards,

Mr Cabbage[/QUOTE]

As noted by an earlier poster, anal action is something of a specialty at the Eden club in BKK and the Hell Club in Pattaya. No negotiation is needed. All the ladies who stand on the left side of the line dividing the line up (yellow in Eden, striped yellow-black in Hell Club) do anal. It is just point and dick.

If you aren't familiar with these two establishments, do a forum search. Plenty of detailed info is available.

Evil

[QUOTE=Jungle Bluebird]Thai guys are very suave. Watch how they chat up girls. Farangs can learn a trick or 2.[/QUOTE]Hahaha. Yeah, sure. Then watch them come home drunk and beat the shit out their girl. Or get them Pregnant and throw them out (or leave).

Learn From Thai men? that's the joke of the Century.

Also a Specialty at TULIP (sukhumvit- BTS Thong Lo).

Aviva Massage Soi 8
Orient Massage Soi 24

Go on their website, they have some girls marked as "anal ok", you can book them in advance.

But I have to agree nothing Beats EDEN... take 2 girls out of the Left of the Yellow line and go on a 90mn Anal Rampage LOL all for 5,000 tip and Drinks included ;)

Hello guys,

Does anyone knows a bar in BKK with dancing Russian girls? I know that these girls are not prostitutes (supposed not! ) but sometimes you get the chance to seduce one and you can take her out (not for free but it's OK).

They are usualy gorgeous and this is what I want.

I went to CM2 last time and I only saw very ordinary girls that don't turn me on.

If anyone can help me finding the high class Russians I would really appreciate.

Thanks

Right now $1000 = approx 34500B so 100B = $3.20 (the old $25/1000B was based on the 40:1 rate and it's 34.5:1 right now)

NicFrenchy

I was referring to the approach, not what happens in Thai marriages or relationships in general.

Thai guys are very sweet with girls. I watch these guys in my office. Very smooth, unlike most of felong guys I know.

For example watch the stunners these guys pull out of the Emporium at shift closure. You can see them driving off on the back on motorcycles.

Where felongs have to pay top coin to get laid, Thai guys are compensate by just being nice. Case in point, many sex workers do support their Thai boyfriends. They may tell you that Thai guys are lousy, yet truth is that your money flows in their pocket.

Higher up in society Thai girls do really stick with Thai guys. No chance for Felongs, and if only for short period of times. Again Thai's win as they are simply sweeter with the girls. Of course cultural parallels and language certainly are the main reason for same race marriages.

Trust me, I think Thai guys are all lazy and spoiled. I rather hire Thai women anytime. But I do give credit to their technique when it comes to chatting up girls.

JB



[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Hahaha. Yeah, sure. Then watch them come home drunk and beat the shit out their girl. Or get them Pregnant and throw them out (or leave).

Learn From Thai men? that's the joke of the Century.[/QUOTE]

As of 8th May 2007:-

THB 1000 equals (rounded up):-

USD 30.44 (30.44)
EUR 22.70 (43.90)
GPB 15.27 (64.00)
AUD 36.76 (27.00)
HKD 238.0 (04.15)

THB 1000 is approximately one whole serving of pussy and blow job*.

This is brought as a community service to make transborder cost-of-pussy easy to understand. I am suprised Blackerry do not have an auto-update of spot prices for pussy.

* This depends on long time or short time and varies with girl's prettiness and time of day (eg closing time is much cheaper). Buying for several days lowers the average cost.

My experience is that two girls for full on lesbian action and wake up BJ is the best value, and on a short trip is the best value. I usually get a BJ in a limo to the airport with some chablis, then wave goodbye to the smiling driver and girl before checking in. Thai airways should put a few bar girls in the fisrt class cabin (and an executive cabin) rather than discreet HJ system that presently exists.

This is not as easy as you might think, and I am offering some experience. Firstly, get a cheap Nokia VIBRATING phone. Set the alarm 40 minutes before you have to get up, and set your own alarm for the later time.

METHOD #1:-

The girl wears the phone that discreetly wakes her, but not you. Go to bed naked. If two girls, one starts on the balls and perineum slightly before the other girl sucks.

Correctly done, you wake up dreamily and thinking "this is nice" and then realize you have your knob in a pretty girl's mouth. Great way to start every day, and it's when the diurnal pattern of testosterone is at it peak. I love the warm pillow and nice feeling when you wake up, and then blow and feel marvellous. Then have a nice breakfast and coffee.

Done incorrectly and you get rudely awoken and it spoils what should be a normal experience.

METHOD #2:-

Same as above but have get a nice coffee and green tea. She has the green tea to warm up her mouth, then when you wake up happily the other girl hands you a cup of coffee giggling whilst her friend makes muffled groans.


Be fair: have the girls take turns, and if you fuck one, then you must do the other to prevent jealousy. Good manners are the hallmark of a gentleman.

JB,

Not to clog the Bangkok Reports Thread, I replied to you in the "Living in Thailand" Thread

NF

[QUOTE=Pahllus Maximus]This is not as easy as you might think, and I am offering some experience. Firstly, get a cheap Nokia VIBRATING phone. Set the alarm 40 minutes before you have to get up, and set your own alarm for the later time.

METHOD #1:-

The girl wears the phone that discreetly wakes her, but not you. Go to bed naked. If two girls, one starts on the balls and perineum slightly before the other girl sucks.

Correctly done, you wake up dreamily and thinking "this is nice" and then realize you have your knob in a pretty girl's mouth. Great way to start every day, and it's when the diurnal pattern of testosterone is at it peak. I love the warm pillow and nice feeling when you wake up, and then blow and feel marvellous. Then have a nice breakfast and coffee.

Done incorrectly and you get rudely awoken and it spoils what should be a normal experience.

METHOD #2:-

Same as above but have get a nice coffee and green tea. She has the green tea to warm up her mouth, then when you wake up happily the other girl hands you a cup of coffee giggling whilst her friend makes muffled groans.


Be fair: have the girls take turns, and if you fuck one, then you must do the other to prevent jealousy. Good manners are the hallmark of a gentleman.[/QUOTE]Have always wanted to try that. A couple of good ideas.

Have you tried this yourself?

Are the women receptive to do such a thing????

The rainy season has just started in Bangkok. There are a lot less farangs around than usual. At least that is my impression.

I got to my hotel around 8 PM. I always stay at the Sheraton on Sukhumvit which has very comfortable rooms but is expensive. It also has a convenient lower level entrance. Unfortunately, it is a bit busy, so if you want to take someone with you a little early, you may not be alone in the elevator, meaning you need to be able to stand the people who are very obviously not looking at your girl. The hotel used to have a rather famous nightclub with good live band music but excessively expensive drinks. They still have the club, but no live music anylonger. And whereas the place used to be loaded with gorgeous working girls, they seem to have kept the excessively expensive drink only.

Anyway, I made my first stop at Beergarten Soi 7. Big disappointment. I usually have quite a good time there chatting to the freelancers and occasionally taking one out. Last night there were however very few girls around, and them not my style either. Maybe the rest has gone home for the rainy season?

So I decided to check out a girlie bar on nana, although I stopped doing that a while ago (you know, the girls tend to dance without much inspiration, sit with you for a second and gulp down their drink). Interestingly enough, there were few farangs and I was welcomed as a hero in the first level bar I visited. Also, there were some really good looking girls around. I quickly picked one and she sat with me for most of an hour with just one drink. Could have taken her out for 600 BHT barfine, but declined as I found her boring (consider me mad but I want a girl that talks to me). Anyway, I also wanted to give Eden a try at last. I have been to Bangkok many times, but never visited Eden before. And now I have to be boring, as I can only confirm what other people has said: this is probably the best place in Bangkok. I would almost compare it to the termas in Rio, but I find these still a bit more to my taste. Eden is a little smaller than I had expected it to be (and certainly a lot smaller than the termas mentioned). When you enter it looks like an ordinary bar, not very well organised. The girls are there, but no one comes up to you or anything. You have to walk up to the bar yourself. The French owner is indeed a very nice guy who puts you at your ease at once. I asked to have the menu explained although he is obviously aware that his place is famous now. There were a couple of Japanese guys drinking and obviously assessing whether they would go for it or not, but I declined that part and a lineup was called. At 10 PM there were not that many girls and I didn't see any that I would call stunning. Still there was one who gave me a lovely smile and had a nice body enough (I would give her a 6, but people on this board have called me unusually picky). I let her pick her friend and first thought that was a mistake, but later on it showed that I was the one who was mistaken. The girls took me upstairs through a small corridor and an even smaller elevator to a room of about 3 by 3 with mirrors everywhere. My only observation about the quality of the room is that it could do with more color. The one I selected first gave her name as Apple. They also gave me their Thai names which sounded like Lat Tee and Lat Wee, but I am very bad with names.

Anyway, Apple started to clean me in the shower and boy I have never felt cleaner. That is one of the things about this place: the girls are unbelievably clean and that gives you a very comfortable feeling in Bangkok. The best proof that you are as safe as you possibly can with them is that both girls claim to have been working at Eden for 7 years and that they never have known anything going wrong with anyone (of course Thai girls are great liers, but still). They said that even when they burn the inside of their mouth (with food or so) they have to stop working. They are tested for HIV and Syphilis every month and have the certificates to prove it. And they are regularly tested for other diseases.

It was a great experience. They were both very professional, good humoured, very eager to please. The "friend" I thought I was wrong about proved to be the better fuck in the end.

They also put on a lesbian show, although that doesn't do much for me. I tipped them 500 BHT to share between them, but reading other members' posts I may have been stingy.

Bottom line: if you are a bit worried about safe sex in Thailand (and you probably should), and you want to have a good time with real professionals, go to Eden. You will not regret it.

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I have an option 2 stay at a place on soi 77 off of sukhumvit

I have always stayed in the lower numbers-soi 4-22, can anyone tell me if there's any place for fun in the higher numbers or do I have 2 bust my ass in a taxi or BTS down to the lower numbers for my entertainment purposes.

Is there anyone going 2 Pattaya on may 19th from Bangkok, perferably mid morning before noon & would like 2 share a taxi

The same is said for any1 returning 2 BKK from Pattaya mid morning of the 26th I will be arriving in BKK late night on the 18th, hope to hear a reply soon.

Thank you.