Agree. You can ask and still survive
[QUOTE=BobNSuzy;3083940]If you are the man you can walk in there and say it is the first time you have been there. That is what I did. I don't think I'm bragging. Somebody needs to say it. Somebody that has been there a hundred times could pretend they have never been there. But, seriously you can do it. It isn't a club that starts at 10:00 pm. You can leave a 9:00 and say you saw the night shift. It is like too busy. I don't know what people are talking about half the time.[/QUOTE]You can say what I do occasionally. This is my first time in years, remind me where the lockers are. No one cares. The desk person isn't going to give you complicated explanation to all the places in the club. But if they say "let me get someone to show you" just reply. I've been to enough clubs. If you point me to the locker room I'm good.
I've never had any issue. Once in Freiburg I let a sweet sexy thing show me around but that had more to do with my di€k twitching than any other issue. As to times. Each part of the week has its own eco-sphere. Mondays tuesdays early in the day. Poor (er) weekends can be ok. Sunday night in some clubs continues the weekend. In others it's slow.
Go in, if you don't see enough girls. Go to the desk and say you need to leave and come back later and 99.9% will say OK. Then you go to the hotel nap. Take your Viagra again and come back for dinner muschi.
FKK Sharks Frankfurt, A 4-Day Trip Report, September 2026
Dates: 10-13 September 2026.
Previous visits: 1.
Traveling: Solo.
Opening hours: 10:00-05:00.
Entry: roughly 50-69 depending on day / time.
I hadn't been back to FKK Sharks for quite a few months, having visited once before, and decided to make it part of a four-day Frankfurt trip. Since I was traveling alone, I had plenty of time to spend there and ended up doing some pretty long sessions.
My time at Sharks was something like:
Thursday 10th: 17:00-22:00.
Friday 11th: 10:00-24:00.
Saturday 12th: 11:00-01:00.
Sunday 13th: 11:30-18:00.
So, quite a lot of Sharks over four days.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS.
Sharks is still Sharks. If you've been there before, you know what you're getting.
The biggest thing I noticed this time around is that the place is starting to feel pretty worn out. A lot of areas could really use some investment and renovation. The lockers and showers are functional but tired, quite a few of the rooms are worn and could use both renovation and a more thorough cleaning, and the general cleanliness throughout the club wasn't particularly impressive. The AC could use an upgrade as well, and better ventilation would help, especially as many people smoke inside nonstop.
The lounge / bar area is okay, but could definitely use a fresh-up as well. The facilities I saw were generally functional, although I didn't use the pool or whirlpools during this trip, so I can't really comment on them.
Check-in was easy and smooth every time.
The food was actually better than I expected. There was a good selection available throughout the days and, despite generally being quite picky with food, I always found something decent to eat. Soft drinks and coffee are included with admission, while there's also a smaller selection of alcoholic drinks available for an additional charge.
Crowd.
The crowd varied quite a bit depending on the day and time.
Mornings were generally calm, while things picked up during the afternoons and evenings. Friday night was surprisingly quiet considering it was a Friday, while Saturday felt quite crowded.
Overall, there were generally more women than men. By Sunday the ratio felt noticeably worse, though.
As for the girls, I'd estimate around 95% Romanian, with the remaining 5% being various other nationalities.
There were definitely a few real standouts during my four days, but also a lot of girls who were simply meh and nah. That's probably the best way I can describe the overall selection: some very good eye candy mixed in with quite a lot of average.
Approaching wasn't an issue at all. In fact, I didn't have to do it myself. I'd say 99% of the girls I interacted with approached me, so if you're worried about having to walk around awkwardly trying to start conversations, that wasn't my experience at all.
The bigger issue for me was actually the opposite: there were plenty of interactions, but the majority of them were boring or simply not interesting enough to make me want to spend much time with them. I also got rather annoyed with girls who, whether I had been clear enough or not, continued to come back after I had shown that I wasn't interested, and then got a weird attitude about it.
Pricing.
The general pricing I was quoted / encountered was:
100/30 min basic service.
150/30 min GFE service.
200/60 min pretty much all-inclusive.
50 / hour VIP room.
50-69 club admission depending on day / time.
Special requests may cost extra, although I didn't have any during this trip.
My own spending was around 1,000 per day on average, but roughly 100 of that was drink / entry costs, with the majority going toward rooms / girls. Obviously, that's very dependent on how much time and money you want to spend once you're inside. Uber between Frankfurt central and Sharks added roughly another 100 per day.
Individual reviews.
Emma 7.5/10.
Romanian / Moldovan, around 27.
Location: B5.
Blonde, around 165 cm, small tattoo, very pretty face and a rather average body.
Emma was probably the most interesting combination of looks and personality for me. Her personality can be a bit 50/50. She's somewhat socially awkward and quite reserved initially, but once she opens up she's extremely friendly. If I had met her outside of Sharks and she wasn't in this business, I would strongly consider her girlfriend material.
We ended up doing three rooms together over the four days.
Inside the room she was very much in the girlfriend-experience direction, which I enjoyed. Good attitude, good service and generally very pleasant to be around, and we had a good time together.
The downside is that I found her a little socially awkward and, after spending quite a bit of time together, she could become somewhat boring and average even if she may have put in an effort not to be.
Her face is easily a 10/10 in my opinion, and that is probably what brought me back to her each time, even if I did find her good in the room and as a personality.
Overall, a good experience and I'd have no problem recommending her if you're looking for someone attractive with a more girlfriend-like attitude.
Would I see her again? 50/50.
Rating: 7.5/10.
Lydia 9/10.
Romanian, around 36.
Location: B5.
Dark hair, quite tall, larger tattoo on her hip, silicone breasts and slim.
Lydia is an interesting one because we have something of a history going back to my very first visit many months ago.
The first time I met her many months ago, the interaction didn't go anywhere, but somehow she remembered me since then, so I must have stood out enough that time even during our brief interaction. Since then I've still joked around with her here and there whenever I've been at Sharks.
This time around she was annoyed that I'd been in the VIP with another girl for three hours (I might have suggested we should have been there), and that eventually led to me deciding to give her a proper chance.
I'm glad I did.
She initially comes across as a very strong personality. Between her looks, strong eyes, voice and accent, she's not exactly someone who fades into the background.
But once you're actually spending time with her, she's really friendly. I was genuinely surprised by how easy she was to talk to, and she seems like a genuinely good person. You can talk to her about pretty much anything.
And in the room, she was more of a pornstar experience than a girlfriend experience.
Great service, great attitude and she actually makes Sharks a bit more fun overall. She's also someone I could joke around with both seriously and completely unseriously, which made the interaction much more enjoyable. I might also add that she knows everything going on in the club.
Funny how first impressions can be completely wrong.
Would I see her again? Likely.
Rating: 9/10.
Monica 8.5/10.
Spanish, around 29.
(She likely has a Romanian background, but she presented herself as Spanish.).
Location: D3.
Long hair, glasses, good body and large breasts. She wore stockings every day during my visit. I'd describe her as a hot secretary.
Unclear how much she stays at Sharks; according to her, a few weeks / year.
Monica was probably the person I enjoyed spending the most time around, both outside and inside the rooms overall.
She has a good personality, is welcoming and, compared with many of the girls at Sharks, she can actually hold a conversation.
We had several interactions throughout the four days and she was always genuinely happy to see me, both outside and inside rooms, except after I dismissed her on my last day.
We did one room together, then spent around three hours alone in the VIP section, and possibly another room. Honestly, I lost track.
Overall, she's just very pleasant to be around. Good attitude, good service, good smile and easy conversation.
There were a couple of things I wasn't crazy about in the room. She doesn't seem to like doggy, and when penetrating she tends to hold onto the condom. However, unlike some girls where that can become distracting, she wasn't doing it in a way that really bothered me. On our first room I came from a finishing handjob where I just sprayed straight up and she was a bit mad about that and went, "What the fuck. " I mean, what did she expect would happen? Not a big deal, laughed it away anyways.
Other than that, I honestly don't have much negative to say about her, but mainly positive vibes overall.
I actually liked her quite a lot, both as a person and in terms of her overall attitude. On the final day I ended up choosing someone else instead, and I'm still not entirely sure why because Monica had been one of my favorites during the trip.
Would I see her again? Yes.
Rating: 8.5/10.
Aleha: 7/10.
Half German / half Brazilian.
Location: usually saw her around C5 but only in the evening / night.
I unfortunately can't remember her name, which is a shame because she was actually one of the nicer people I met during the trip.
She had darker skin, long, really curly hair and an absolutely fantastic smile. The kind of smile that made you brighten up whenever you saw her, genuinely like sunshine.
She also had a great attitude and was very pleasant whenever I saw her.
I honestly don't remember the room particularly well, so I don't want to pretend I remember details that I don't. My general impression was that she was good overall and definitely worth a try if you're looking for someone a little different from the more common look you see around Sharks.
I did consider going into another room with her, but the timing was never right. Whenever she saw me, she always waved and gave me the sunshine smile.
Would I see her again? Probably.
Rating: 7/10.
Unknown Greek (girl 1/10.
Possibly Greek, age around 20-25 ((Location: unknown.
Shorter hair in a ponytail, average overall appearance, think she used some mini skirt every time I saw her. She seemed to spend most of her time walking around rather than sitting somewhere.
This was easily one of the worst interactions of the trip.
She kept bothering me despite making it fairly clear that I wasn't interested. Eventually I agreed to 30 minutes mostly so she'd stop bothering me.
She won, I guess.
Unfortunately, the actual experience was just as bad. Poor service, poor attitude and generally a frustrating experience. She complained a lot and I didn't enjoy pretty much any part of it.
Would I see her again? Not even if she was the last woman walking the planet.
Rating: 1/10.
Unknown Romanian 3. 5/10.
Romanian, early 20's (Location: Usually sits around D5.
Long dark hair, average body and fairly typical Romanian looks.
This one is difficult to review because I genuinely don't remember much about her.
I remember the accent being annoying and that the overall interaction was extremely bland, but beyond that, I can't really recall much about her appearance, personality or even the room itself, or how I even ended up in a room with her for that matter.
And honestly, the fact that I can't remember much probably says more than a detailed review would.
Nothing particularly bad happened. It was simply completely forgettable.
Would I see her again? No.
Rating: 3.5/10.
Possible missed reviews.
I may have missed one or two others during the four days.
There were definitely some girls I interacted with briefly or considered going with but never actually ended up spending enough time with to give a proper review. So this isn't by any means a complete list of everyone I had contact with during the trip.
What can a homeless man say? Most would recognize him, but he wouldn't remember them.
If I remember any names later, I might very well add them.
Final thoughts.
After four days and a lot of time inside Sharks, I'm left with fairly mixed feelings.
There were definitely some highlights. I met a few girls who were genuinely attractive, some who were excellent in the room, and others who were simply great company. The best experiences were very different from each other, one girl might have been fantastic eye candy, another had a great personality, while someone else was simply exceptional in the room.
But there were also a lot of boring interactions.
For me, that's probably the biggest negative of Sharks. There can be quite a lot of downtime between the rooms, and when the club isn't busy enough, you're essentially looking for someone interesting while having the same conversations over and over again, and by that, let us just say I ended up dancing with the devil I knew rather than trying many new ones.
The club itself is also starting to show its age. I really think Sharks needs to invest some money into renovating and refreshing the place. The showers, lockers, rooms and general cleanliness aren't at the level I'd expect.
The new sheet policy was not a big deal in my experience. I always got new sheets in my room and I didn't have to pay for them, even though they may have tried sometimes to get you to pay the charge.
On the other hand, the food was decent, the staff / check-in experience was smooth, drinks are readily available and there are enough girls around that you're unlikely to have absolutely nothing going on for an entire visit. There is a girl for everyone, although many of them can have a fairly similar overall look.
Is Sharks worth visiting?
If you've never been to an FKK before: Yes. Although I haven't been to any other FKK either, so I don't have much to compare it to.
I think Sharks is absolutely worth experiencing at least once if you're curious about the FKK concept. It's a pretty unique place and you can definitely have some excellent experiences there.
Would I plan another trip to Sharks?
I'm not sure, probably not.
This trip was roughly a 5/10 overall for me.
Not terrible by any means, and there were some genuinely great moments, but considering the amount of money I spent in total and the amount of time I invested over four days, I expected to come away feeling more enthusiastic about doing it again.
Logistics.
I stayed at the JW Marriott Frankfurt, which is a good hotel overall, but if your primary purpose for coming to Frankfurt is Sharks, I'd probably stay somewhere more convenient.
I used Uber to get around.
If you're planning a trip where Sharks is basically the entire point of the trip, I'd consider staying in Darmstadt instead of central Frankfurt. The location makes more sense for spending a lot of time at the club and avoiding unnecessary travel.
For me, the long Frankfurt stay worked, but I wouldn't necessarily structure another trip in exactly the same way.
Bottom line.
Overall trip: 5/10.
A few genuine standouts, plenty of average and poor experiences, and a club that is starting to look like it needs some serious investment.
I'd still recommend Sharks to someone who has never experienced an FKK before.
For myself?
We'll see.
Sincerely,
A homeless man.
Thanks for the details. Nice contribution
[QUOTE=HomelessMan;3084146]Dates: 10-13 September 2026.
Is Sharks worth visiting?
If you've never been to an FKK before: Yes. Although I haven't been to any other FKK either, so I don't have much to compare it to.
I think Sharks is absolutely worth experiencing at least once if you're curious about the FKK concept. It's a pretty unique place and you can definitely have some excellent experiences there.
Would I plan another trip to Sharks?
I'm not sure, probably not.
This trip was roughly a 5/10 overall for me.
Not terrible by any means, and there were some genuinely great moments, but considering the amount of money I spent in total and the amount of time I invested over four days, I expected to come away feeling more enthusiastic about doing it again.
Logistics.
I stayed at the JW Marriott Frankfurt, which is a good hotel overall, but if your primary purpose for coming to Frankfurt is Sharks, I'd probably stay somewhere more convenient.
I used Uber to get around.
If you're planning a trip where Sharks is basically the entire point of the trip, I'd consider staying in Darmstadt instead of central Frankfurt. The location makes more sense for spending a lot of time at the club and avoiding unnecessary travel.
For me, the long Frankfurt stay worked, but I wouldn't necessarily structure another trip in exactly the same way.
Bottom line.
Overall trip: 5/10.
A few genuine standouts, plenty of average and poor experiences, and a club that is starting to look like it needs some serious investment.
I'd still recommend Sharks to someone who has never experienced an FKK before.
For myself?
We'll see.
Sincerely,
A homeless man.[/QUOTE]Thanks for this. Nice to see such a comprehensive diary. Knee jerk reaction to your report? I think the location you picked is fine, if you just go one time, but as you suggest, Darmstadt is better if you're going to LIVE at Sharks. (I'm guessing it's a loyalty program thing- I've stayed at the JW and didn't really likeit but it had just been rebranded at the time).
I'm surprised you didn't just Uber it up to Oase, or go around the corner to one of the two "in town" places but my idea of a good visit is soley mine and we are unlikely to have similar tastes. The boredom part is understandable. It's not Globe, no stage shows, no strip tease, and short of sport on TV, even the best FKK gets old quickly except maybe outside areas in the more rural clubs in the summer. Sharks is closterphobic especially when the aggressive girls come by. Still I can't thank you enough for writing this all down. In the old days, they left you pretty much alone on the loft area but now they come up and wake you just to see if they can get a "rise" out of your wallet.
Hi, my friend. You are comparing apple with orange.
[QUOTE=TheCane;3083290]I know the place catches lots of criticisms, but one thing I liked about FKK Oceans in Dusseldorf is that it was super clean for being a large club.[/QUOTE]Yes, the FKK Oceans is clean but there are only fewer than half of the number of girls working in FKK Sharks. By the way, did you visit Bangkok in the past 2 years?
Answer your question about STD testing
[QUOTE=EdmondJ;3083340]Adding onto Turgid's question: another issue is, even among girls who do not reuse used sheets, many of them now use only one or two sheets per clients. Even famous girls have been reported to use only one sheet per client, which cover only his body. It means the fluid of those sex workers spread all over unprotected mattresses.
We all know they don't clean bedrooms so often.
Sharks has the biggest line-up, if not the best in quality and looks. But Sharks is by far one of the "dirtiest," poorly-managed clubs in many aspects: unrestricted smoking, flies flying in the cafeteria, dirty shower, bath and bedrooms (body soap and hand soap boxes are often empty), cold Jacuzzi, and reused sheets and towels. Not to mention, girls at Sharks are never tested for STDs (meaning some of them often keep working to pay the rent) - the topic always censored on various forums like Reddit.[/QUOTE]I can tell you one thing for sure. There is no FKK club in Germany which requires the FKK girls to go through STD testing.
