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[QUOTE=EdmondJ;3085174]Yes, the best looking girls at Globe are usually booked by regulars for long hours and it's really hard to book them for new visitors.[/QUOTE]No and fortunately, not always prettiest who are long time booked, when long booking are for party, not sex marathon. On my last visit, I could have one of most impressive look, Simona, and a star, Annabel. De.
[QUOTE=Sirioja;3085123]Yes, with your high knowledge of Sharks, try to find her there and even in all other FKKs. So many writing here when not visiting or with 0 knowledge. And same for pictures for other clubs, except Globe for party where some girls of the club.[/QUOTE]You need to get a life. I know I don't know sharks. That's why I asked a question. But I probably know Madrid and Barcelona better than anybody. And over there I answer questions. And I don't brag about how much I know and put other people down because I'm not a small man who needs to feel big about myself.
This is clearly way too important to you. You need to get a life outside of sharks.
[QUOTE=TomTraubert;3085209]You need to get a life. I know I don't know sharks. That's why I asked a question. But I probably know Madrid and Barcelona better than anybody. And over there I answer questions. And I don't brag about how much I know and put other people down because I'm not a small man who needs to feel big about myself.
This is clearly way too important to you. You need to get a life outside of sharks.[/QUOTE]At least, I write about what I know, after visiting and not only for Sharks in FKK land. Long time I didn't go to Barcelona I love, but not for Latinas nor chocolate. Too many writings here when no visit and 0 knowledge.
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[QUOTE=Sirioja;3085187]You ask Sharks desk to book, same than for Globe girls you want to book. Each time, I didn't pay, I didn't book, but only free upstairs, but as I already wrote I prefer some other upstairs rooms, when rooms in VIP are nothing exceptional. More for party than quality sex.[/QUOTE]Thank you for always sharing your knowledge! Do VIP rooms have "nothing exceptional"? Then why are they called VIP rooms? I thought interiors in VIP rooms are much better.
[QUOTE=EdmondJ;3085319]Thank you for always sharing your knowledge! Do VIP rooms have "nothing exceptional"? Then why are they called VIP rooms? I thought interiors in VIP rooms are much better.[/QUOTE]In VIP, larger place with several rooms as far I remember when I was, and you can make it private for whole day if you want, but You can also take a girl at 10 am till 5 am in a more beautiful room upstairs with window for daylight for free and fuck her all along on 2 sheets included in her entry. VIP is for party, what do Balkanians with bottles at night. At Globe, you hear loud music from VIP close to restaurant, kind of discotheque more than a quiet place for sensual sex, to hear and feel girl reactions, what is more interesting for me. If you want to party orgy, then book VIP on desk. Next time You go, if free and open, you can visit. In clubs, I visit free rooms, to choose where I want to have sex, I prefer with window for daylight, better to see girl skin, nails, teeth, hair quality and care, when not good light at Globe, better for girls defaults You see less.
[QUOTE=Rambambinoz;3084237]My experience with Monica was really weird. I found her awkward about everything. I lost hardness because of how disinterested and mechanical she was. So I basically paid 100 for a handjob.
The towel lady was really rude when I told her that my robe was missing the belt. And then one of the security men pushed me aside quite disrespectfully and looked at me like I was a retard.
All other interactions I had on this visit were great. I'll post a proper report soon.[/QUOTE]Two of the Shark's security guards were very rude and disrespectful. They often push customers.
[QUOTE=PinballMachine;3084584]Thanks a lot for all this information!
I have one question.
What benefits comes with the VIP room?
I mean what do you get for 50 Euros per hour?[/QUOTE]Nobody actually paid 50 Euros to use VIP room. If anybody tells you that he paid 50 Euros to use VIP room, this guy is either a Shark employee or a moron.
[QUOTE=Rambambinoz;3084237]The towel lady was really rude when I told her that my robe was missing the belt.[/QUOTE]The last time I was at Sharks, after I put my robe on, I found that one of the pockets was partially ripped off leaving it unusable. I went back to the front desk to get a new one, and the old hag working there handing out the towels and robes looked at me like I was asking her to move the earth and the moon on my behalf! Waving her arms around. So rude! No, I would just like a robe with two pockets in good repair thank you very much! I find customer service in Germany not to be so friendly in general compared to some other countries. In most cases, I don't think they mean anything by it. It's just Germans being German! In the United States customer service is far friendlier than in Germany, but not necessarily more effective. I hate having to call customer service on the phone in America to talk to friendly but useless representatives who can never fully answer your questions or help resolve your issues.
So which much reservations after everything I've read, I decided to take the plunge and go to sharks today.
The Good:
First of all, contrary to all the wailing and gnashing of teeth, rumors of sharks demise are premature. I showed up around 3 PM in the afternoon and there were about three dozen or more girls there I'm not good at guesstimating. And the very first girl I saw was my own personal unicorn excluding Brazilian. Tall, lean, blonde all natural no tattoos. I made a mental note to put her at the top of the list. The girl who checked me in asked me if I wanted a robe or a towel and I asked for a robe out of modesty, despite being built like a Greek god ha ha. She handed over my robe a towel and flip-flops and asked if I wanted another towel, which I thought maybe she was going to charge me for but I guess you get three items plus the shoes for free. I go to the lockers and there's a clean towel above my locker that somebody had left behind and across the aisle, another clean towel so towels were not in short supply at this point in the evening looking around the room there were far many more attractive women than I expected from what I had been reading. Even though it was early, and the lineup was not full the percentage of attractive women was really high. I saw one or two houses that had no business being there. But even the Romanians that had Botox lips and fake breasts were pretty damn fit and porn star hot, which is not my thing but I know most guys like that, but I was really surprised at how many natural looking girls that were without boob jobs without Botox and without tattoos. That was a very pleasant surprise, and it was nice to see them all walking around naked. I found all of the facilities clean. The outdoor area was lovely though. I had no intention of spending much time there. The girl I roomed with brought fresh sheets. And was not a clock watcher and I'll talk more about her later. And when I went to check out at the end of my visit, I was shocked at how cheap my four double gin, and tonics were.
The Bad:
A few girls who approached me responded well when I said I was not currently interested in trying to get my bearings or enjoy my drink. There was 138 year-old scrawny Romanian girl who just would not leave me alone. I had to keep moving to get away from her. The girl I ruined with was named. Rahel. We quickly agreed to full GE for 150 for the half hour. And all indications was it was going to be great. I was pleased with the quality of the room and the clean sheets and she was quick to get to business, but the kissing was not what I expected it to be and here's what the problems began. I need a little something to get going because I don't take Viagra. The good news was she was more than happy to let me explore her body. But the way she positioned herself on the bed. My legs were hanging off the bed onto the floor with my limp dick hanging down. And initially she was a bit of a dead fish, but she started warming up and eventually told me that if I wanted to make her come, I should use my hands on her breast more which I was fine with. And after a long extended session, she finally got off. But I was still not hard because now I was sweating from the heat in the room and all the blood was rushing to my feet. She tried getting me hard with her hand and tried putting the condom on me before I was hard, which only made me deflate further and I knew we weren't going to fuck. We cuddled a little bit and I explored her body and I console myself with the fact that back in the 90's I would drop $300 on lap dances on a girl like this. She jokingly slapped my penis and said bad boy and I suggested that we were probably coming out of time and maybe regroup later in the evening, and she jokingly asked how much she owed me which was kind of nice on her part.
The Ugly:
Actually my limp dick was the ugly part LOL. In addition to that I found myself face to crotch with the largest flaccid penis if ever seen out by the pool and was socked at how the guys swarmed on the cakes the minute they were put out LOL, reminded me of those videos of the allies liberating concentration camps. It's like some of these guys hadn't eaten in weeks. I can only imagine when the hot food buffet gets put out. But I left long before that happened.
The real ugly bummer part was I almost got myself into some serious trouble because I came with cash and no credit cards and I was about to order another dimple, gin and tonic and then session with this really cute Greek girl named Alina when I realized I might not have enough money to cover my tab. I can only imagine the trouble I would've been in if I fucked that up. And it turns out I would've been €15 short LOL without the extra double gin, and tonic.
And the final ugly part is that I find the quality of the girls and the environment and the cost of the drinks and the cost of a session with the girl all to be fine but when you add the entry fee plus the time and money it takes to get there and back it does screw up the value proposition compared to a place like Barcelona, where you can get similar quality girls for the same amount of money five minutes from your hotel or $10 cab right away.
But damn, I feel like I have unfinished business with that great girl. She was very sensual or sensuous. I'm not sure which is grammatically correct and I feel like she would be a very good girl to room with and if anybody knows her or has any experience I would appreciate it.
One thing I want to point out is that people have mentioned the oppressive smell of smoke. I'm very sensitive to that and I did not notice any smoke smell other than from one or two customer smoking outside by the pool. I saw girls vaping, but never noticed the smell of smoke inside the club. My room looked perfectly clean, and the staff was incredibly helpful except for one bartender who I think might've been a man or was the most Butch lesbian I've ever seen who had a bit of an attitude, and actually at one point had mixed up my bracelet with another customer, which is something to keep an eye out for. In Brazil, they scan the bracelet on your wrist. Taking it off and handing it to the bartender is a fairly uncomfortable scenario for me.
Also as a hick American, I must say I really enjoyed going 225 km an hour on the Audubon. That was a special treat.
Rachel uses to work GFE for 100, with many. Very old is Italian Sylvana. Jacuzzis were not cold on this Friday.
That's the name of the Greek girl I would like feedback on. Not "great" girl which was a typo. Short, brunette, small parky naturals. Think she walked around topless not nude. Great English, good sales pitch, nice tan.
I was there wed and Thursday, 23rd and 24th. The club was clean enough, the facilities were fine, the food was decent and the pussy phenomenal. There were a lot of pretty girls and a lot of ugly ones. This place is well worth a visit.
I did find it smoky at times. The butch lesbian bartender was rude.
[QUOTE=TomTraubert;3085656]So which much reservations after everything I've read, I decided to take the plunge and go to sharks today.
The Good:
First of all, contrary to all the wailing and gnashing of teeth, rumors of sharks demise are premature. I showed up around 3 PM in the afternoon and there were about three dozen or more girls there I'm not good at guesstimating. And the very first girl I saw was my own personal unicorn excluding Brazilian. Tall, lean, blonde all natural no tattoos. I made a mental note to put her at the top of the list. The girl who checked me in asked me if I wanted a robe or a towel and I asked for a robe out of modesty, despite being built like a Greek god ha ha. She handed over my robe a towel and flip-flops and asked if I wanted another towel, which I thought maybe she was going to charge me for but I guess you get three items plus the shoes for free. I go to the lockers and there's a clean towel above my locker that somebody had left behind and across the aisle, another clean towel so towels were not in short supply at this point in the evening looking around the room there were far many more attractive women than I expected from what I had been reading. Even though it was early, and the lineup was not full the percentage of attractive women was really high. I saw one or two houses that had no business being there..[/QUOTE]€150 for half HR! Seriously.