Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Lordberners]. . . Like face-sitting, foot-worship, body-worship, etc. Usually I don't expect the girl to have sex with me, just a hand-job, so my 'weird' tendencies have a good side for her too, plus usually a good tip (500-1, 000).I just ask here because I have a feeling if there are guys who share my preferences they might have found some gems of this type by chance. Oh and for me I guess they must be under 25, preferably just about 18-20.[/QUOTE]MP girls for the most part, if not all, are not working for personal sexual pleasure, although some derive it as an occasional bonus. Full body massage usually costs 1000, and it's not the girls' preference, as they would rather get 1500. So a budget of under 1000 just won't work.Young women, under 20 years, are rare and (see my last report) more expensive and perhaps more particular about services they will offer. I also think that Thai girls take direction instead of giving it.However, I am able to be helpful to you. In an earlier report a few months ago I mentioned one particular MP girl at Dream, on Sukh 31. She was still there when I checked a month or so ago. Her name is Bebe, she speaks English well enough to understand what you want, and she'll do about anything, plus she seems to work in the MP business to satisfy her nympho urges, which seem to be infinite. She's definitely young 20s, proportioned but heavier than average; she insists on an extra 500 for a second spin, and she'll glady skip the massage and sit on your face or any other part of you.Good luck, and if you check her out, please report back as I'd like to know the out-come.Soi Walker

[QUOTE=Soi Walker]...So a budget of under 1000 just won't work.[/QUOTE]Thank you very much for your tip Soi Walker, but I wasn't very clear:I meant like mid or higher end soapy massage girls who will do my preference. By 500 to 1000 I just meant the tip alone - I assumed a regular fee of something like two to four thousand in addition to that, as is normal in those places.

[QUOTE=The Pro]You have to remember that certain people get "special" treatment for their write ups on internet Forums.[/QUOTE]You are so funny I just love your posts as usually they are so knee deep in shit. You make my staff look intelligent and that is hard to do. [QUOTE=The Pro]If you pressure NicFrenchy (not that you would) you might find he tells the proprietors of the places that he will write them a good report, or mentioned them in a good way. [/QUOTE]Yeah right... OK that is something a low life piece of shit might try and the managers would laugh in your face. So in your case you, you walked in Annies and LL and said, if you don't give me free room and girls I will write bad reports about you? [QUOTE=The Pro]Therefore, the way he is treated is not always what you will get.[/QUOTE]No shit. Fucking News Flash Folks!!!!!!!! This has to be one of the biggest dumb ass comments I've seen in a long time. Of course he is treated different. You would have to be a complete moron to think he is not treated different. Nic lives here, and anyone who goes to a place REPEATEDLY (let's see, more then one fucking time), pays his bills, treats the staff properly, is not abusive, and takes cares of the service providers OF COURSE WILL BE TREATED BETTER THEN A FUCKING NEWBIE OR JACK ASS. Especially if you repeat the same girl many times. Hell I only work here every two / three months and I walk into a restaurant and 1) they know what I'm going to drink, 2) they usually ask if I will have my normal meal or make suggestions based on what I like to eat in the past 3) the manager / staff come over and say hi to me. For hotels/ serviced apartments / condo's I stay at, they (and no not LL so don't get a stick shoved up your backside about this unless you enjoy that feeling) know how I like my room set up and what to do my luggage, store my luggage sometimes for a month or two at a time, reserve certain areas for me, know what rooms and wings I like, know there will be 4 or 5 room keys floating around and multiple towels all over the place. The night time security knows which girls can show up at 2 am without issues etc... It's called customer service for people that come back, frequent the places, pay their bills, and treat their staff with respect / kindness. In other words it's nothing special it's called NORMAL BUSINESS OPERATIONS and anyone with a 3rd grade education would realize this. Damn I love your reports, they maybe come across to some as so useful info but in reality you have some underlying psychosis. And to think NicFrenchy & Giotto and others believe I am a complete fucking ass hole nut case, you take the prize in this regard. But I'll still go have a drink with you anytime as this would be a fun conversation to see which one of us is the biggest ass hole in real life :D

[QUOTE=Lordberners]I've read the thread but I am looking for something very specific. Has anyone by chance found a soapy massage girl who is both beautiful and dominant/teasing by personality? Kind of a princess or that type. I'm not into anything extreme but I like girls who are open to or seem to be into that kind of female dominance thing. Like face-sitting, foot-worship, body-worship, etc. Usually I don't expect the girl to have sex with me, just a hand-job, so my 'weird' tendencies have a good side for her too, plus usually a good tip (500-1, 000).I just ask here because I have a feeling if there are guys who share my preferences they might have found some gems of this type by chance. Oh and for me I guess they must be under 25, preferably just about 18-20.[/QUOTE]Frankly, I have NO interest in your preferences, meaning I don't share those specific items but can wish you good luck in finding it if you don't live here. I can tell you that Tulip, Eden, SOL and Annies, if you talk to the management can usually find or supply ladies that are close to what you want or need or atleast direct you in right choices. Out of any of those the only thing close to a soapie is Annies (now please not let us start the debate about if annies is a soapie or not a soapie, it has a bath tub OK but you probably won't find many 18-20 year olds and you won't find any 10's). So cross off the normal kink places. Now.... 18-20 year old girls that are into face sitting, foot worship etc... you really think you will find a fresh from the farm isaan girl who is into kinky or strange sex? They don't even speak english (or limited). Very little chance in hell in that regard. Most of these girls that age are fresh off the farm and have / had one thai guy get the pregnant, no money so off to BKK to work to earn money, can't earn money so they turn to banging an old farang for a couple thousand baht once in a while. They don't know how to DFK let alone a foot fetish. So your age limit is limiting your chances right there. You really want kinky go to pattaya soi 6 and you can find what you want there, but they are not fresh. (some diamonds in the rough but not fresh, some young (20 year olds) but surely not innocent). You want a soapie there, OK get the suite at Queen Vic on Soi 6 has a whirl pool... get some girls on soi 6 and have your interest. Now that is your for your total kink and any kink... but you want high end soapie... I assume 18 year old virgin and atleast 9 in looks.... at a soapie in BKK. So basically... what you do is go to soapie road and talk to every papasan there and be explicit. Very explicit. But my experience on Soapie Road is that there are few 18-20 year olds and you might have to do a lot of instruction. You might have to talk to the Papasan and say skip this or that and do this or that etc... You're going to have to put in research and time and effort and money if you want TRUE experience. You can get any and every girl to say "Sure no problem handsum man I take good care u" but reality is different. MP lurker would know which soapie is more OPEN for suggestions / options / etc... My experience on soapie road is that it is NOT very open to much of any of MY suggestions. Oh but if anyone knows any 10's in looks, personality, and quality bisexual girls with sisters or aunties or cousins that join in, are OK with picture and video, (of course all being fresh and clean blood and almost virgins) who want a 40 year rabbit to shove it up their backside with the option of a light bondage please let me know. I'd like to keep my budget to about 2,000 baht if possible. Them coming to my room in an overcoat with nothing on under the coat is preferred. I'll be glad to post a report later.... :D :D

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I think you need to up your budget to 6 or 7,000... but then again... I've been told I have expensive taste.[/QUOTE]You drink water only... you are a total cheap charlie :D But yeah, for what he wants... 6 / 7 K would be about right to budget. 12 hours in BKK to try a soapie with body slide and do it right, it's not the time to pull a cheap charlie route, OP says he sees video and wants to try, then budget 6 -7 for this once in a lifetime experience he dreams about.

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]No shit. Fucking News Flash Folks!!!!!!!! This has to be one of the biggest dumb ass comments I've seen in a long time. Of course he is treated different. You would have to be a complete moron to think he is not treated different. [/QUOTE]You forgot to mention also that he's a young hansum man unlike the rest of us lot.To ThePro. What are you doing at noon on Saturday? Why not join a few of us for lunch?

[QUOTE=M P Lurker]I would have thought that you would have enough experience now to pick most breast jobs or at least realize they look suspicious before the girl gets the gear off. [chop chop]O.K. A bad breast job or bad nose job, and I wouldn't have selected her from the beginning.[/QUOTE]I can spot them no problem. The problem is that sometimes the personality can bring me to discount how much I don't enjoy the fake tits.Case in point is a girl that I first met before the nose/tits were done. I didn't take her but bumped into her a few times at the bar. Eventually I took her and discovered that she'd recently had her tits done. This led me to realize she'd had the nose done as well. By this time our personalities are clicking and we genuinely enjoy one another's company for days on end. Sex is amazing save for the fact that I can't really stand the fake tits. If it weren't for the tits I'd probably become monogamous for a while when I'm in Bangkok. As for the rest of your turn-offs, I'm with you. I kicked a girl out in Hong Kong last weekend due to the constant diarrhea of the mouth which was mainly focused on how much money beyond what we agreed upon she needs to buy a new phone.

[QUOTE=Lordberners]Thank you very much for your tip Soi Walker, but I wasn't very clear:I meant like mid or higher end soapy massage girls who will do my preference. By 500 to 1000 I just meant the tip alone - I assumed a regular fee of something like two to four thousand in addition to that, as is normal in those places.[/QUOTE]Besides my suggestion of Dream on Sukh soi 31 (see previous post), try Akane on soi 33 (and maybe Chidlom, too), and Dream Heaven on soi 33. Akane "fashion" massage apparently offers kinky service, including two girl service (my knowledge comes from reports on this forum). Dream Heaven has a few girls who need the work, so they might be accommodating.Your budget is reasonable, but a different strategy for spending it is required. Choose a cheap Thai or oil massage at the desk (400 - 800) and in the room promise the girl 1500 or 2000 or more if she does it right. Or choose a pre-paid full service if the menu works that way (2100 for 90 minutes, for example) and ofer more in the room for something out of the ordinary.Some girls don't like oral on themselves, so you'd better ask the English speaking front desk clerk to make clear your interests. You might have to use some hand/sign language if their English is not too good.If you don't mind raising the age limit, you might be even more happy at the Beer Garden on Sukh soi 7. I met a girl there last year who told me she had a regular customer, once a month, who paid to watch her shave and then to lick her smooth ripe mango flesh until it opened like a flower, ready for him to probe the nectar within. There are probably any number of girls who would agree to satisfy you, as many come and go without a customer for days on end. No bar fine; a quickie can be as little as 1000, usually 1500, and younger girls want 2000 "and up" depending on where you take her, how long, what you want to do.Now, all this talk of pleasures past and current has me wanting to walk the soi this afternoon.

Yes, calm down dear, your bag might split and spill everything.The post was in reply to someone who intimated that they did not get the same treatment as in a report by NF.Therefore, when one is confronted by such silly comments one does have to make a post to remind them of why not.You should have got all "out of the pram" with the original poster, not at me for reminding them.However, I can understand your frustration in life, I mean, who would not be frustrated being you, based on how you act on the internet.Never mind, release that pent up anger. Do you feel better now?LOL[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]No shit. Fucking News Flash Folks!!!!!!!! This has to be one of the biggest dumb ass comments I've seen in a long time. Of course he is treated different. You would have to be a complete moron to think he is not treated different. Nic lives here, and anyone who goes to a place REPEATEDLY (let's see, more then one fucking time), pays his bills, treats the staff properly, is not abusive, and takes cares of the service providers OF COURSE WILL BE TREATED BETTER THEN A FUCKING NEWBIE OR JACK ASS. Especially if you repeat the same girl many times. Hell I only work here every two / three months and I walk into a restaurant and 1) they know what I'm going to drink, 2) they usually ask if I will have my normal meal or make suggestions based on what I like to eat in the past 3) the manager / staff come over and say hi to me. For hotels/ serviced apartments / condo's I stay at, they (and no not LL so don't get a stick shoved up your backside about this unless you enjoy that feeling) know how I like my room set up and what to do my luggage, store my luggage sometimes for a month or two at a time, reserve certain areas for me, know what rooms and wings I like, know there will be 4 or 5 room keys floating around and multiple towels all over the place. The night time security knows which girls can show up at 2 am without issues etc... It's called customer service for people that come back, frequent the places, pay their bills, and treat their staff with respect / kindness. In other words it's nothing special it's called NORMAL BUSINESS OPERATIONS and anyone with a 3rd grade education would realize this. Damn I love your reports, they maybe come across to some as so useful info but in reality you have some underlying psychosis. And to think NicFrenchy & Giotto and others believe I am a complete fucking ass hole nut case, you take the prize in this regard. But I'll still go have a drink with you anytime as this would be a fun conversation to see which one of us is the biggest ass hole in real life :D[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The Pro]However, I can understand your frustration in life, I mean, who would not be frustrated being you[/QUOTE]You have no idea how frustrating it is being me... Stop by and talk to your best friend Giotto about me and I'm sure he'll confirm how unstable I am. I keep saying to meet so I'll put it politely.... put up or shut up... let's get a drink and see who is who... Once and for all lets find out who is the biggest ass hole :D For meeting you I'll even go slumming and go to LL or Annies :D :D For all I know you might actually have some valid knowledge and opinions, stranger things have happened, we've started to agree on what, two or three things so far.But for some damn reason I think you're a troll. With all due respect of course. [QUOTE=The Pro]Never mind, release that pent up anger. Do you feel better now?[/QUOTE] Not really... But after the sex I had (just to make sure there is no confusion it was sex with a FEMALE) I do feel a little better.... About five more times and I will be back to normal levels.... Thanks for caring your concern is touching :D

[QUOTE=The Pro]You have to remember that certain people get "special" treatment for their write ups on internet Forums.[/quote]Ok, well I had to maneuver a little bit to quote your post since you are on my "ignore" list.So now I get special treatment for my write ups on internet Forums? put your money where your mouth is and show me any evidence at all (well, that's if you can of course).So tell me, what kind of "special" treatment are we talking about? you mean they offer me sex for 1500thb? Noooo way. I would like to gently remind you that prostitution is forbidden in Thailand.Certain places (and girls) I have been a customer of for years so evidently, I will not be welcome the same as joe blow who is coming here for the first time.[quote]If you pressure NicFrenchy (not that you would) you might find he tells the proprietors of the places that he will write them a good report, or mentioned them in a good way. [/quote]Ah, the "special" service again! time. If you take the time to read ALL my reports, you will not find a single place where I did post only positive reviews. I have had Good and bad experiences at all places.Now instead of barking, show me any kind of proof... The ONLY proprietor I know and that knows who I am is Giotto and I have NEVER stayed at his place overnight. Yes, I am indeed suggesting people to stay there, not because of the product but the atmosphere and possibility to meet ISG fellows.[quote]Therefore, the way he is treated is not always what you will get. De-Luxury is hit and miss and often its a miss.[/quote]Not is you find the right girl and repeat with her.[quote]You would be far better trying Mango in Soi 24, or Tulip at Thong Lor BTS, or Snow White on Soi 24/1 or Angles on Soi 24/1.[/quote]Angels 24/1? hahahahaha Spoken like a true Tourist. Now I have the confirmation that you do know very little (if anything at all) about oilies.

Thank you Tansak, Soi Walker, for your advice. I just want to say that I don't think I'm looking for anything excessively specific. I don't want a professional dominatrix, I was just looking for girls who guys like me have had good experiences with. I think it is given that with younger girls one is going to have to explain to them what to do (sometimes it seems one is 'posing' them! ). I don't even require that they be 'into it', just that they be willing to do it, cute, and maybe a bit open-minded.I just don't want a girl who looks scared or annoyed that I'm asking for something unusual. You'd be surprised how well some of the girls can 'take to it', if they're naturally a bit haughty, like many of the very good looking ones are. I mean they may just sit on your neck and giggle, but that's better coming from a cute twenty year old than a full dom-session from some haggard 30 year old.I'm sure there are a lot of guys out there like me, so I will contribute what little I can. I used to go to that place that has its own thread. Tulip. Where I saw a girl named Fa quite a bit, who was very good at this sort of thing. Not quite as good looking as I'd like though.

Angels 24/1 has a high number of very good performing girls. Yes there can be some bad ones in there, but overall its very good, and its why its so busy.Ever tried Rina ? or.....well, there are indeed many there.Well done NF, if you think Angels 24/1 is a bad "touristy" place that has girls who are no good, then you really are a "clown".[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Angels 24/1? hahahahaha Spoken like a true Tourist. Now I have the confirmation that you do know very little (if anything at all) about oilies.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Ok, well I had to maneuver a little bit to quote your post since you are on my "ignore" list.[/QUOTE]Keep him there, keeps all the crap off the threads ;)

[blue]Greetings everyone,Why don't all you experienced Thailand expats go over to the Thailand Expat's Forum and ***** about each other over there?That way, the rest of us don't have to wade through all this petty BS to read the relevant reports.I mean, that's the reason I created the Thailand Expat's Forum in the first place.Seriously, I'd like to know the answer: Why do you come to this thread to argue between yourselves when you have your own forum established for exactly this purpose?Thanks,Jackson[/blue]