To some ISG'ers that could be considered erotic!!
[QUOTE=Bumholes1]On my first trip to a moobahn in Khorat area in the early 80's, my then girlfriend walked with me into the woods near her home, armed with a job, (the tool for digging holes), dug 2 holes side by side, and then ordered me to crap with her!. Bloody jungle bunny![/QUOTE]
What did you do for toilet paper? Leaves? I thought they used it for fertilzer.
Tell me a story with a happy ending
[quote=retired army]there is some truth to what you write. however, i assume that you are referring to bar girls and only bar girls. most good, honest, decent and respectible thai girls would love to have a guy who is sensitive to their needs and doesn't treat them like shit.
i know army guys from udorn who married bar girls and took them back to "the land of the big p.x." only to have them screw around and then split with the first guy who could give them something a little better.[/quote]
i don't know one happy story. i keep hearing about a "friend of a friend" that had it work out. my cousin married a once beautiful college educated filapina (similar) lives w/her & whole family he brought over and he swears he is happy. this dude is miserable. his wife got fat and he sleeps in the basement. the relationships that work are usually w/ some savvy and wealthy european that leaves her there and keeps everything on a rental basis. the minute you buy a house over there so she can "save face" she is in control. in very rare cases an upper class, a well educated pooying might marry an extremely handsome, farhang male equivalent and she gets farhangcized. you have to remember that we soul kiss and lick and their dudes don't. but family monetary demands and peer pressure almost always mess things up. they usually wait for the gringo (our laws totally favor the woman) to get overextended financially and to have their baby so they can be set for life. if one friend or family member comes over the relationship is over. they think their culture is at the center of the universe. i can't handle their mood swings. i know guys with dive shops and other businesses over there and their thai women are all extreme "nudnicks" (yiddish for nag). they are always testing you with ultimatums. one of my favorite passtimes is thowing them out of my hotel when i get an ultimatum. you have to remember that 90% of that country is made up sh*^ simple share cropper families, and the rest all think they are city slickers or working at posh resorts.