Berlin

A quick update: as of 16. 10. 2011, Odette remains the best bordello in Berlin. If you want to "make the most of your experience" as the euphemism goes, you should speak German and put on your best impression of a rich politician with perverse tastes, the more unusual the better. Also, though expensive it is located in a somewhat dodgy area (Moabit) so remember to bring along a couple of your bodyguards / procurers / etc.

I am in Germany now. Looking for girls with very large inner labia. Inner pussy lips. Any names and locations would be great.

Thanks guys!

Jv

[QUOTE=JimmyVegas; 1206957]I am in Germany now. Looking for girls with very large inner labia. Inner pussy lips. Any names and locations would be great.

Thanks guys!

Jv[/QUOTE]I think that you can ask directly the different bordellos too (email or, as you are in Berlin, phone)!

[QUOTE=JimmyVegas; 1206957]I am in Germany now. Looking for girls with very large inner labia. Inner pussy lips. Any names and locations would be great.

Thanks guys!

Jv[/QUOTE]All due respect Jimmy (and you know I have also answered you privately so I think I have responded as best I can) but of your 15 posts so far. 15 have been questions. 14 of them about big pussy lips.

Here is a suggestion-instead of just constantly taking how about writing up some of your experiences so far and giving a little back to the forum. It is not just about taking what you can get you know. Maybe you are planning to write it all up later. But personally until that happens I am no longer willing to answer these constant questions about labia-here or in pm.

AM

Ohhh. I will be writing. I've only been in europe for 3 days. My first time.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1207050]All due respect Jimmy (and you know I have also answered you privately so I think I have responded as best I can) but of your 15 posts so far. 15 have been questions. 14 of them about big pussy lips.

Here is a suggestion-instead of just constantly taking how about writing up some of your experiences so far and giving a little back to the forum. It is not just about taking what you can get you know. Maybe you are planning to write it all up later. But personally until that happens I am no longer willing to answer these constant questions about labia-here or in pm.

AM[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Charlie 123; 1205450]Corinthian.

Hope this helps. Let me know if you have further questions.

Charlie[/QUOTE]Indeed it does, Charlie.

Many thanks for your kind reply. I am much obliged.

I am wondering if the girls work weekends or not, but I'll find out soon enough. I'll give the agency a call one of the coming days.

Thanks again, Charlie and Angus.

Oh, and by the way. I hope you were not referring to me in your post about "trolls" in the forum, Kimino?

I did ask some questions and made a slight pun. But I hope you don't consider that "trolling"?

Corinthian

[QUOTE=Corinthian; 1207102]Indeed it does, Charlie.

Many thanks for your kind reply. I am much obliged.

I am wondering if the girls work weekends or not, but I'll find out soon enough. I'll give the agency a call one of the coming days.

Thanks again, Charlie and Angus.

Oh, and by the way. I hope you were not referring to me in your post about "trolls" in the forum, Kimino?

I did ask some questions and made a slight pun. But I hope you don't consider that "trolling"?

Corinthian[/QUOTE]No-trolling is trolling and it is not generally that easy to define. In any case you are kust asking questions, hopefully to be followed up with a report or two. Nothing wrong with asking questions unless I am feeling a wee ornery (as with Jimmy last night-sorry Jimmy) and then you get a reminder.

And yes the KZ girls (almost any low range agency girl) will work 7 days per week.

AM

[QUOTE=Corinthian; 1207102].

Oh, and by the way. I hope you were not referring to me in your post about "trolls" in the forum, Kimino?

I did ask some questions and made a slight pun. But I hope you don't consider that "trolling"?

Corinthian[/QUOTE]No, that wasn't for you! Really.

And BTW, I should probably have retained from making that general comment. I'm usually more on the "if you don't like it, don't read it" side of things.

Best.

Kimino

Been a while, but here goes again.

I was back in Berlin in September for about five days of good times. Wine women and song. The spice of life eh?

Anyhow, to business. First of all.

Bei Tomsen.

We all know where it is and if you don't it's just a matter of checking out previous posts on this forum or indeed their website. I have to say Bei Tomsen is a great favourite of mine. Nothing fancy, quite small. Actually very small in some rooms, more of that anon. But good clean wholesome fun for the right price! The reason I like this puffhouse is I guess consistency. Consistency of price, service, welcome, basically experience. For the price of €50 half hour it's great value. It's not KD. Royal or VK as regards looks of the girls or the quality of the establishment itself. But price wise it's hard to beat. I always leave here content. Attitude, of the right sort, something we all treasure is always good here in my experience. We've all had the optifuck who turned out to have a poor attitude and as a result poor service. Not worth it (but we still gamble) and leaves you cheated.

So with funds low at these times of austerity I was looking to spend a lot of my erotic time at a reliable place and BT did not disappoint.

Nataly Latvia.

I had been with this nice lady before and always had a good time. A good intimate GFE. DFK. Lots of DATY and plenty of positions. Quiet girl, but not uncomfortable with it. Popular so book ahead.

Carla Panama.

Great girl. Warm and friendly and eager to please. No English. Loves DATY and having her hole licked. No kissing though but good fun.

Leonie Latvia.

Like Nataly normally booked when I was there. Great body, cute girl, great ass. Quiet at the start but after the deed was done had a good chat. Nice girl. Comes and goes between home every few months.

Zena

Also from Latvia. Not sure if she is still there. She talked of going home. A few extra pounds due to kids, but good fun. Likes DFK and loves sitting on your face.

Luiza Bulgaria.

Even with this girl it turned out ok. I think if you met this girl in another club she wouldn't perform maybe. When we met she was the only one available. So I said fuck it go on. From the start I thought Oh oh, as she was all baby this baby that (kinda fake) no kissing but I warmed to her. She held the condom in place during doggy which is annoying of course, but only then. She really got into when she rode me cowgirl and bit my ear and neck. Great. She loves DATY. Kept grabbing my head back and shoving it in. Still wouldn't repeat if there's choice.

Alexa.

Can't remember where from. Think Latvia too. Went for evening session after few beers. Friendly sexy little thing. Spent most of the time on 69 and finished that way. Don't think I was even in her. Next time!

There's a few new faces that I'll try on my next visit. Haven't tried Helen yet. All the above were 30 min sessions. €50. No extras, which are available. I just tried to keep my costs as low as possible. Always made feel welcome from the hausmuttis. They even hid me in among the coats while I almost collided with another punter about to exit. Even that was enjoyable as some of the kinky uniforms were hanging there beside the girls' safes and packets of instant noodles. Rooms are tiny as mentioned before, Room on right as you come in is just a box. But Carla said that's just a room girls wait in or rest, makes sense as it would be like trying to bang in a phone box. Tried that as a teenager unsuccessfully. Those days are over thankfully.

Liberty.

Carmen.

Not a great line up at liberty that day. Chose Carmen as she had the cutest face and more important a dirty look about her. Cool girl. German. Likes her club music and raving. Always good to hear. Exotic look about her which I like. She said her Dad was from Tanzania. So I chose half hour € 60 and said fuck it 20 extra for kissing. Great DFK so didn't regret the extras. She had had nice furry pubes and loved having me DATY. Great ass. Licked her hole deep. Then she got in doggy position and gave me alook. Wow. So I mounted her like we were animals in Tanzania! Finished like that. Will repeat.

Dolca Vita II.

Vanessa.

I was looking forward to this. Looked like plenty of talent from the website. 24 hrs and right beside where I was staying in Kreuzkoln as they are calling it these days. Also bar Apropros attached though I didn't bother going in. Poor line up. Alina looked hot but ice cold and grumpy. I chose Vanessa from Romania as she was cute all smiles and friendly. She's not on website. She was still warm and friendly in bed but no kissing or DATY allowed. Shit. Thought that this was going to end the session. But I got her on her knees to give covered BJ which was ok. Then a few positions until she did reverse cowgirl which did the job. €50 30 mins. Would not repeat.

Bei Gera.

Fancied a bit of Asian one evening after dinner and few beers. Went 1 stop to Bei gera near boddinstr Ubahn. Karsgartenerstr. I was there a few years back and had a good dirty session. I fancied some dirt. This night however, was not in the same category. But dirt I got.

I rang the bell was ushered in by the mamasan and shown the 2 available. One small, serious and plain of features. The other. Well not very attractive to say the least. Quite large and eager looking. The mamasan asked which one?

Now even right now I still think the only possible answer was no thanks and to turn and leave and go home sort myself out for free. No, my legs and my brain stopped working. I just looked at the two over and back between the plain jane and well, big jane. It was like I was under the impression I had to choose one in order to see the outside world again. I'm still not sure why. Was I that horny? As I reluctantly look at them now in my minds eye, I still don't even know why I chose as I did. Yes I chose big jane. It can only be that she looked so eager, like a schoolchild trying to get teacher to choose them to answer a question. She practically put her arm up and squealed Mich Mich. So to my eternal shame I chose big jane. Perhaps I thought that enthusiasm could be put to good use. I can't remember her real name. Don't want to remember. In the room as I waited for her to return I thought of leaving. No I've paid €50 I can't. Got to get my moneys worth. In she trudged, non stop jabbering. She jumped on me started kissing me. Jesus, stop. Then as she could see I wasn't interested in kissing she pushed me down towards her considerable Bush. This was not the way I wanted to leave this mortal coil. I still had much to live for. I finally snapped out of it and decided to take the bull by the horns so to speak, and make the best out what seemed to be a considerably bad lot. I brought my traumatised appendage back to life and stuck it in her mouth, stuffed it in in fact as she was still jabbering away in her thai / german patois. I would stuff my balls in too for variety. At least she was entusiastic sucking and licking and jibberjabbering away. Even a cursory lick of my hole. Eventually I spun her around put her face in the pillow, took her from behind and closed my eyes and thought of a hot large English girl I used to work with and always wanted to bang. I got there thankfully quickly. As I dressed she continued on her rant and I caught myself in the mirror. I promised myself there and then If I got out alive I would treat myself to a trip to Kamilla dee the next day.

KD.

Penny.

It was just good to get back to civilisation again! Penny nice sexy girl. 30 mins. I spent lots of time just worshipping her body. Lots of DATY. Basically I just kissed and licked her body from head to toes. No DFK though. After the previous nights trauma the sight of a beautiful body was what I needed. A little 69 and then shot my load while spooning her and kissing her neck. Tasty!

Back in a few weeks. Plan a trip to L'amour as I've never been. Some lovely looking young things on the site. Has anyone got any recent intel on the place? There's nothing recent on here. Will update in due course.

Regards!

Hello, Rainmadra, I share your opinion of Tomsen as a value-for-money, relatively reliable place. I have been with Nataly and Leonie. Not quite as pretty as I'd dreamt, but still solid providers.

Like Ekstase and Europa, Tomsen has a lot of Latvians, who are generally nice girls, though without much conversation. A few years ago, the economy in Latvia crashed, and that is probably why there are so many sexy refugees in town. Filling the gap left by the ageing Thai population.

[QUOTE=Rainmadra; 1208192]Been a while, but here goes again.

Bei Tomsen.

We all know where it is and if you don't it's just a matter of checking out previous posts on this forum or indeed their website. I have to say Bei Tomsen is a great favourite of mine. Nothing fancy, quite small. Actually very small in some rooms, more of that anon. But good clean wholesome fun for the right price![/QUOTE]

One more trip to Berlin.

This city is addictive. Value-wise, it's hard to beat the luxury, culture, food, grass-availability, and general level of professionalism that permeates every sector of the tourism industry.

After lurking at the babes on Van Kampen's website, I decided to disregard all the xenophobic rumours and started the trip by paying them a visit. I'm North African, so if there's ever a hint of racism as has been claimed, I'm as good a guinea pig as they come. Also, keep in mind that I took a 5am flight and hadn't yet checked in my hotel. You can easily reach it if you follow the directions they provide. I was unfortunate enough to input the address on my phone. Big mistake! Berlin's address numbering system makes very little sense. I don't seem to learn from previous experiences. Anyway, after an hour of turning in circles, I finally got in. The "madam" was courteous. She lead me to a luxurious room, and the ballet started. It was a Sunday at 1330, and there were five girl on the menu. The last one, Holly, made an impression on me with her flattering outfit moulant and little extra perk in the voice. Holly is a gorgeous tall (175 cm AND wears very high heels) blonde with just enough fake tits, and an open mind that will blow yours (your mind as well as your penis, that is). She had an appointment so we settled for 40 minutes. Set me back 140 euros with kissing.

I'll pass over the details but it was an amazing session with plenty of DFK and academy-award passion. So much so, that I booked her for an hour two days later. As it turned out, I ran out of money by then and had to cancel the appointment.

Berlin day two.

I started the day by shopping around, then headed to Artemis to see if any blondes tickle my fancy. The first girls my eyes met were Nela and Jane. They seem to hang out together. Nela is flawless. Jane is a solid 8. I took Nela for a spin. Then I met a Daniela who made up for her physique flaws with a lot of enthusiasm. Then a good massage. And back to an orgy with Nela and Jane together. Best fuck of my life.

Downside is, I'm quasi certain it's the best opti-fuck I'll have my entire life. Nothing can top these two dolls for me.

They called me Krusty the Clown because of my frizzy hair. And when we departed, I was asked if I had a girlfriend, I replied with a guttural growl to mean "not really". They couldn't stop laughing at that, and neither could I. For 5 minutes straight. As close as I ever come to whatever hominid ancestors. The origins are bound to emerge when you indulge the reptilian brain.

Third day started with a long stroll at the zoo and aquarium. Then a very wet lunch at a Portugese restaurant. As my hotel was within walking.

Distance of Liberty, I decided to give it a go given that it's an affordable place. I picked a Russian brunette named Ina. Not a word of English, but she's quite something when she flexes her kegels and gives you that pretty smile. I forgot my umbrella there and it started raining. So I went back for my umbrella. And another line-up while I'm at it! Keeping with the brunette theme, I went for Vanessa. She's pretty but lacks enthusiasm.

In his latest book, Michael Shermer describes a book by Prof. Barret of Harvard which deals with superstimuli. It appears that what I was exposed to is a form of superstimulus. Silicone-enhanced gorgeous smiley receptive youthful girls are about as addictive as hyper-calorific doughnuts. To quote Shermer: "such physical characteristics are both strongly desired and without satiation, so our brains can be tricked into feeling that more is better".

I can explain it, but am evolutionarily programmed to keep doing it. Even if it kills me. Like those rats Coolidge experimented on (look it up, it's fascinating science!).

I have to give up this hobby soon lest I go bankrupt. I'm going to save money left and right and plan a last trip to this city next year. It's already freezing cold, and I'd rather spend what little free time I have in the sunny Mediterranean.

Forget Disney! Berlin IS the happiest place on Earth.

Just saw 2 new girls (at least for me) on Monrouge's page.

[url]http://www.monrouge.com/house-models.html[/url]

I find Dea particularly attracting and might decide to give a try at the place on my next visit.

Anyone tryed the girl (s)?

Best.

Kimino

Hi Guys,

I am in berlin now and looking for a good shemale / TS escort. Any suggestions?

Alex

[QUOTE=Kimino;1209052]Anyone tryed the girl (s)?[/QUOTE]Can not say I have. But Dea looks like a real fire cracker. We need a report Kimino.

AM

[QUOTE=AlexBrice; 1209090]Hi Guys,

I am in berlin now and looking for a good shemale / TS escort. Any suggestions?

Alex[/QUOTE]I do not think you will find info on this here. Nobody is really into it as far as I can tell. I would be careful with the inquires as over on the Thailand thread even asking the question is a ban-able offence.

Honestly-I would look elsewhere but I am sorry I do not know where. As I say, just not into it.

AM