Heting Elite. Some tips for first timers
the first thing you should know is the address. it's 777 siping lu or &22235; &24179; &36335; 777&21495; in chinese characters. my taxi driver had no trouble finding it. the place is on the corner of a building. there is a restaurant there as well, but go to the open, rounded corner entranceway. you'll see a guy waiting in those chinese silk pajamas by the elevator. the whole entrance is black.
when you get upstairs, nobody seems to speak english. but they'll give you an electronic wrist-band and take you to a changing / waiting room. the lockers contain a safe, a little bag with neck cord for your mobile, a plastic bag for your stuff when you're in the shower, a robe and plastic sandals.
i wasn't really sure what to do, so i did what was obvious and stripped down to nothing and put on the robe. you won't need any money until the end, so don't bother carrying any. for the generous types out there, the girls don't take tips.
after putting on the robe, go take a shower. there are two doors to your changing room. the number of the room is written on your wrist-band and on the doors (my room was 21, my locker 1, so my wristband said 21-1). go through the door you did not come in through and you'll see a red hallway, with red carpets. follow the sound of water to the showers. it's a maze in there, so pay attention to where you're going.
when you get to the shower room, there are attendants who will take your robe and stuff and lock it up, giving you the key. you can take a shower, a sauna, or a soak in a big tub (which i avoided). after the shower go back to the boys. you'll see a towel guy who will hand you a tiny towel. you should take off your sandals and stand on the towels on the ground facing away from him. he'll dry your back, but you need to take care of the front.
hand the guy your key, put on your robe and collect your stuff. time to return to your waiting / changing room. if you forgot the way, just show somebody your wrist band and jabber in english. they'll figure it out.
once you've returned to your room, you can order some food, watch tv, smoke or order a massage. the menu's explain the prices. i spent 698 rmb for the 90 minutes special and some food. it was 100 rmb to little when looking at the menu, i should have paid 798. i have no idea why this happened.
there are little service buttons on the walls. if you press one, an attendant will come in and you can point at the menu to get your message across. if you ask for a massage, you'll have to wait again. eventually somebody will come and take you to the line-up. they call you by number, so if they come in and call a number and nobody else stands up, just get up and go. that will be your cue.
the line-up consisted of 8 girls. i picked 322. it was a good choice. she is very skinny, but very pretty and puts on a great show. she did what i understand to be the usual. cat bath, bbbj, rj. 69, daty, allowed a finger in as well. it was thoroughly enjoyable. she did a kind of vacuum cleaner thing with her mouth over my body that i cannot really describe.
now here i offer you some advice. i am well-endowed. to be honest, this has been more of a curse than a blessing in my life. getting a girl to do anal is something of a miracle and blow-jobs often result in teeth scraping across my sensitive real-estate. the problem here was, the girl had the smallest condoms i've ever seen. i usually bring my own, but had forgotten them. it took a herculean effort to get it on, and it was not particularly comfortable. her bj efforts were admirable and she seemed to want to make it up to me. if you are even a bit above average, hell if you're average, take your own with you.
after finishing up (two pops in my case) , you'll be escorted by the girl back to the showers to clean up. from here, it's up to you. either wash, rinse, repeat or head home. when you want into your locker, you have to call an attendant. it takes two wrist-bands to open the lockers. they'll collect your money at the desk and call you a taxi if you ask for one.
this was my first sauna experience. i will be repeating it, likely also at one of the other famous establishments of shanghai. i hope my tips can help you come off niubi instead of nooby. good luck out there.
No more about crack down?
I have not seen any reports about crackdowns anymore or at least for a long time.
I had no problems during expo and last time in January (wuzhong lu, manhatten) I was in SH.
Anyone else still sees / feels any crack down problems?
Oil Massage with HE by coincidence!
Well, after I have found this interesting place and be helpful of every informations here, I would like to spent my experience I had a few days ago, with a massage place!
Be passion, it is my first report here!
I don't know exactly, if this place was here mentioned before, but I remember to read here a lot about the Nan Dan Dong Lu! (Well, I never thought, it would be so much happen there.)
Anyhow, the place I like to introduce is at the Nan Dan Dan Dong Lu cross Cao Xi Bei lu!
The Address is:
Baihui Massage Salon.
378-1 Nan Dan Dong Lu.
(For the Taxi Driver tell him only: Xuhui. Nan Dan Dong Lu / Cao Xi Bei Lu) get out at the cross, walk 50m and you will found it! You are totally on the right side, if you see the entrance of a store for "breast care" (I never thought to see such an advertisement here in Shanghai, rep. I China.) maybe 5m away from the entrance and on the left side of the street you see the "Harley's Bar"! (I hope, I was detailed enough?)
But, I have to say, that there are two massage place entrances! It's a little bit tricky for the first time! If you come from the cross, I mentioned before, take the first entrance! If you are lucky, a Chinese gentleman will talk with you in english!
Anyhow!
My first intention was, to go to a "normal" massage place at 23:00 (the second entrance. I was there before two times) , but when I went in to the second floor, a bunch of men tried to tell me what kind of massage I need, and when I decided, what I really want, they told me that they cannot do it, nobody there! So I was totally frustrated!
Ok, I went out of this place and went directly in the next door! The gentleman (I mentioned before) offered me very friendly the massage services they have and showed me the way to the second floor to a next english speaking friendly man! I told him, that I like to have a 90 min relaxing Full Body Oil Massage!
He told me that it would be a little bit busy around here, and asked me to wait for a moment! OK, the wait was than already 45 minutes, but he offered me all the times something to drink, from tea, soft drinks, even beer! I felt very comfortable! I took the tea!
Enough intro now.
After 45 minutes, a sweet, little petite woman (I mention the age, beginning 20. Maybe wrong?) , woman offered me to follow in a small (1, 5 x 2, 5 "huge") and clean room!
After changing in this "wonderful" shorts I lay down, she came in and started a very wonderful oil massage at my neck and back! After a couple of time, she asked me first of extending the massage service from 90 to 120 minutes (would cost me than 260 RMB) I accepted and meanwhile we had a little english small talk! After she finished with the back massage (I felt totally relaxed) , I turned around, and than she whispered in my ears, if I would like to have a HE, I accepted also, and she started to pretend 300 for the service, but smiled at me when I offered her only 200! She accepted and directly started to turn down my shorts and started to fondle my best part in a way I never thought it could happen! She started slowly with her soft hands and also played with her fingernails on him, that I had the feeling, it would be very fast over! But she was mentioning the situation, and let him come down a little but, to start the game on and on! I was thinking, that he would be bigger and bigger, after the feeling of at least 20 minutes, she let him come, in a way I never had before! Even she was surprised, than she cleaned everything with a fresh and warmed towel!
After this "firework", she finished the rest of the massage, also very softly and gentle!
When the massage was finished, I changing my close and gave her the 200 RMB and she accompanied me to the frond desk, she gave me her card, I paid and left the place with a very big smile in my face!
So, total "damage" 460 RMB.
Here now the important information: Her working number is 6.
And second,"Yes" I will come back and like to feel this again!
Well, gentle as I was, I never touched her! But I think I will ask and try it the next time or after this! Maybe a thing of trust to each other. We will see and let you know.
OK, that was it! I know, a lot of text, for such "a small thing", but I never had this kind of "Firework-HE" in my life!
I hope and wish, who ever would go there and have the chance to catch No. 6, that he would also have this kind of Firework-HE, like I had!
So, in this case, see you till my next experience.
The Nighthawk.