Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Meaty]Miss Ann at Freinds has been spoken of on other forums in terms of getting your nut sack and cock shaved, I finally visited and here is my FR...The place certainly seems to be set up as a tourist place, offering genuine massage and cuts....I went in and asked for Ann...Hope this FR helps.[/QUOTE]Meaty, thanks for your recent report on Friends Barber & Massage. I was in need of a clean-up, so I went by there yesterday. I was thinking about trying the shave you mentioned, but ended up having a pedicure, foot massage, and oil massage (in that order). Tally was 3 hours = 800 baht + tip. It was a casual and friendly place to spend a few hours in the afternoon. There was sports on the tele, the women were nice, and the service excellent. The mix of women was split between older and young; several were pretty if you enjoy natural looking Thai women (versus P4P painted lady looks).The foot and oil massage was relaxing. I had a nice conversation with the woman (Pang -- tall, older and attractive in a natural way). Her timing and technique for the the skillful HJ was first rate, And, to my liking, it included a spirited prostrate exploration for which I enjoyed a big [i]finish,[/i] rare for me with the typical mechanical massage HJ. I tipped her well as I want her to remember me for the next time.On the way there and back, as usual, I took a few street photos of pretty ladies (PM me if you'd like the link to my photo website). It was a nice afternoon, not too humid, not too busy. My trip to Friends was perfect for a lazy Sunday afternoon in BKK (very easy on and off the BTS at Asok.).

[QUOTE=Gfighta]What's the service like for non-Thai speaking farang? No problems?[/QUOTE]and you'll be fine. The mama and papa speak basic english, the girls do too. You'll be fine as long as you respect the place. Remember, it is not a frequent farrang place, so sudden anger or outbursts due to misunderstandings may be met with aggressive action rather than the 'stupid farrang doesn't understand' that may be afforded in similar situations in more farrang orientated places.Not aimed at you at all, just pointing it out.

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]Meaty, thanks for your recent report on Friends Barber & Massage. [/QUOTE]Glad you enjoyed your time, here's hoping for some interesting and informative FR's on other less trodden venues from fellow members.

[QUOTE=Meaty]and you'll be fine. The mama and papa speak basic english, the girls do too. You'll be fine as long as you respect the place. Remember, it is not a frequent farrang place, so sudden anger or outbursts due to misunderstandings may be met with aggressive action rather than the 'stupid farrang doesn't understand' that may be afforded in similar situations in more farrang orientated places.Not aimed at you at all, just pointing it out.[/QUOTE]Is the deal after 1 pop you're done or do you stay for the full 2 hours? I went in there and it was exactly as you described, fishbowl were 500 and sideline were 1700. I picked a SL and tipped the pappasan 100 baht. We went up to the room and shower, oil body massage and within the hour I had shot my load. As soon as I was done the girl led me into the shower and after started getting dressed, I looked at my watch and it was just under an hour. We went back downstairs and I asked the pappasan about it and he started talking excitedly to the girl. I'm not sure what was said but there did seem to be some confusing and in the end he motioned for me and the girl to go back upstairs. I didn't want to cause anyone to lose face so I just said mai pen rai and told him not to worry about it as I wasn't quite sure myself of the procedure. He seemed to appreciate it as he went well out of his way to get me a taxi. It's actually fun going to these mainly Thai places because all the girls start coming out of no where to stare at the strange farang who walked in. I found the hotel staff to be quite friendly as well. Any others in this area you can recommend? It's been fun exploring my new neighbourhood.

[QUOTE=Gfighta]Is the deal after 1 pop you're done or do you stay for the full 2 hours? I went in there and it was exactly as you described, fishbowl were 500 and sideline were 1700. I picked a SL and tipped the pappasan 100 baht. We went up to the room and shower, oil body massage and within the hour I had shot my load. As soon as I was done the girl led me into the shower and after started getting dressed, I looked at my watch and it was just under an hour. [/QUOTE]Every MP goes by the clock so if 90 minutes, girl should not vacate until time is up. If two hours the same.As far as how many pops, different 'rules' for different MP's. Some include 2 guaranteed (eg Annies), some unlimited (Tulips), others YMMV.

Travs right G, the time is the time. Incidentally, the FB is 350 for 2hrs, not 500, also i've never tipped mama or papa here and they continue to recommend fun gals, i don't think tipping them is seen as norm in these suburb places, they certainly don't hang around for it like central MP's do. That said tipping them won't do any harm, other than maybe give guys like me a bad name, over time, for not doing so !!I have always had 2 pops in Niran Grand, that said i've always tipped 500 for the extra. Admittedly sometimes the girl has been ready to wrap up after the first shot, but i find if you go shower after the first shot and then get back on the bed naked, your intentions are clear, she should follow through on that.In terms of other places, i'm not as committed as NF with time to devote to FR after FR on venues, but i can tell you Udomsuk has 2 FB's that i know of, the other is in Bor Kung Pao (spelling??).In addition there are several karaokes offering services inside, but the bill gets high for only basic services (10K for 2 guys, 4 gals, btl whiskey, mixers and HJ's).There is so much out here, most of it easy to spot at night, the day requires more work, but seek and you'll find.Head out toward Thepperak on srinakarin, around that junction in most directions are clubs, karaoke, MP's coyote etc. I know this area VERY well, lived this area for 6yrs now.There's a street near a lesser know shopping center where there are literally 100's of gals every night begging for your attention, some jump straight in your car, others prefer a drink and chat in their bar first.Lots to be discovered for the serious fun seeker.Have fun.

Can anybody tell the adress where to find this place?I will be in BKK end of Nov and want to join the place for excitement.Thanks for advice+#

Traffic was an absolute friggin pig today, i must have u-turned half a dozen times and changed venue on route an equal amount, what a day.I ended up at Catherines on Rama IX. 6 gals on the left, 1,700 Baht now, and 8 girls on the right, 1,900 baht. All of them with perfectly clean, shiny hair, great advert for Sunsilk !!Anyway, nothing to my tastes so i drove round the corner to Secrets.Great papa, spoke great english, not seen him before. This place has change big style, they now have 2 bowls, 1st floor has 1,600, 1,800 and 2,000 gals, 2nd flr has 2,600 up. I didn;t check out 2nd flr, papa recommended a gal that looked familiar so i opted out, he explained all gals on 1st flr do the soapy body to body. I opted for number 82, Lek.What a fucking rack, clearly fake, but lovely the same. She was a really nice gal, so sexy and cute when just talking Thai softly and smiling, but when she laughed, fuck, you wanted to get her checked into an asylum ! scary laugh, the kind you would tell you mates not to tell her jokes to avoid them ever hearing if you were with her !I've been here a long time, sometimes i think its been too long, it warps your mind, but she is the only girl EVER to give me a BBBJ and make me cum without using her hands at all...seriously, her suction, tongues action and mouth grip were amazing, highly recommended for the Bj conniseur.Sex was okay, nothing special, she made the right noises at the right times and it felt good, there was also DFK and she was happy with many position changes. AGAIN a first for me, i managed to cum with in missionary with her legs wide open and held high....usually i find missionery has more 'feel' with these working girls if they cross their legs :-) she didn;t need to.She liked to talk, too much for me but i could see it relaxed her so was cool.She cost 2K, i tipped her 200 , left 20 for the room and gave papa 100, before the high rollers knock the tips, WHATEVER, everyone was happy and as we were going down in the lift, AFTER the tip, she gave me her number.She's a nice gal, worth checking in on if you don't mind fake tits.

After a long hiatus, finally managed to fly down to BKK over last weekend for leisure and some work.Stayed at GP Tower 3 at 1700 baht per night courtesy of Wotif secret deals. And ordered a few takeaways from Giesha, Manggo and Pink Massage.Geisha- Ordered a dish called Emmy.A slim horney lady with saggy tits. This girl loves sex. And gets wet easily. Even while giving a massage. I accidently touched her p#atat* while massaging and it was wet. She loved for her clit to be massaged. Had her in many positions and finally came after about 30 mins. Damage was 2500 baht for a 2 hour lotion massage and good sex.Manggo- Ordered a dish named Phan at PunchShe has a long pointed nipples and a big ass. This girl 'abused' my poor toe by rubbing it against her clit and briefly inserted my big toe in her p#atat*!Had her tongue all over my body and my ass rimmed;)Sex was good in multiple positions.Damage was 2500 baht for 2 hour oil massage plus sexPink- Had a lovely dish named.Small in size with a clean, nice smelling p#atat*. Great for DATY.Sex was wonderful. And she was full of GFE.Gave her private contact no. So for now, she's my gik.Damage-2500 for the massage and etc. And 200 baht as tip.Will be in BKK again hopefully next month to follow up on her![size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]

There are many "Friends" massage and barber in Bangkok, its a common name for them.The one they are talking about is on Sukhumvit Soi 19.If you enter the soi by the Westin Sukhumvit Hotel and keep on walking down, perhaps 75m on you RH side you will see "Friends".If you get to the "Key hotel" on your LH side you have gone a few paces too far.[QUOTE=Phoenix949]Can anybody tell the adress where to find this place?I will be in BKK end of Nov and want to join the place for excitement.Thanks for advice+#[/QUOTE]

Nobody should knock you.Sadly a lot of men make up for the lack of personality, lack of looks, lack of size or lack of ability by paying "big tips". Its like fast cars........and the famous saying "big car small cock", which invariably means people lacking in basic social skills or personality make up for it by flashing cash.The 2K you pay includes her basic fee's and therefore you do not need to tip. By giving her 200 you have paid her a tip on top, so she should be happy.Simple as that.When you pay for Full Service up front and ahead of it happening, you are under no obligation to pay another further money.[QUOTE=Meaty]She cost 2K, i tipped her 200 , left 20 for the room and gave papa 100, before the high rollers knock the tips, WHATEVER, everyone was happy and as we were going down in the lift, AFTER the tip, she gave me her number.She's a nice gal, worth checking in on if you don't mind fake tits.[/QUOTE]

Hi Guys,She goes by the nick name Da from Dream Haven... But she has dissapeared from the radar..Had her numerous times from 2008 to early 2009 when i was in BKK and had been always more than satisfied. Would greatly appreciate any info from any brothers who may have seen her or have any new info on her whereabouts directly or from the MP"S mamasan...Please PM if any info..Thanks alot guys..

[QUOTE=The Pro]Sadly a lot of men make up for the lack of personality, lack of looks, lack of size or lack of ability by paying "big tips". Its like fast cars. And the famous saying "big car small cock", which invariably means people lacking in basic social skills or personality make up for it by flashing cash.[/QUOTE]Common low life comments from a common low life personality.Dude, if you are loaded, or even it you're not, and you LIKE the chick, YOU TIP man! (To Insure Performance) Either to convey your sincere thanks or because you know you are going to come back and get something even BETTER next time, you TIP! She is not your slave, she is not there to live up to some weirdness you feel you need, she is simply a provider of pleasure. If she fills your synapses with what pleasures you, you reciprocate monetarily.TIT! This is Thailand, the players play, the whiners whine, and the cheap charlies blow smoke like they know all the shit. Well, shit is about all they DO know: Fucking moronic platitudes.TIP! Be generous! And DON'T fucking tell us how to do it. Jeezuz you are pathetic. :(

[QUOTE=The Pro]There are many "Friends" massage and barber in Bangkok, its a common name for them.The one they are talking about is on Sukhumvit Soi 19.If you enter the soi by the Westin Sukhumvit Hotel and keep on walking down, perhaps 75m on you RH side you will see "Friends".If you get to the "Key hotel" on your LH side you have gone a few paces too far.[/QUOTE]Thats a great advise, thanks a lot I will try that first and will have alook if the do the cock and sack hair-shaving,Will report on that.

[QUOTE=Barko]TIT! This is Thailand, the players play, the whiners whine, and the cheap charlies blow smoke like they know all the shit. Well, shit is about all they DO know: Fucking moronic platitudes.TIP! Be generous! And DON'T fucking tell us how to do it. Jeezuz you are pathetic. :([/QUOTE]Welcome to Thailand Newbie, you will eventually learn how pathetic YOUR post is, but clearly it will take a while longer. I imagine you'll learn the hard way and will expect to read your sad story on Stickman within 12mths. Your fantasy world will eventually come crashing down, then the real Thailand will hit you hard and fast.I wish you the best, but unless you open your eyes you're on a road to sadville.