Berlin

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1213293]Would be great if there was a detailed report on Insomnia here.[/QUOTE]There is, a one or two I believe. But not from the perspective of a couple.

AM

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1213305]Not an easy keyword to search for. .

Anyone tryed this girl?

[url]http://www.royalgirl.de/bordell-berlin/summer.html[/url]

Never saw her in Royal but I always went there in strange hours (early afternoon and such).

Best.

Kimino[/QUOTE]Hi Kimino,

I can give you an answer! A good looking lady indeed, but not as warm as I expected (nothing to do with Summer at all). Even though, good conversation.

100 € for 45 minutes!

I would rather choose another girl from the same line-up.

Cheers

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1213063]thanks for the report FrankyBoy79.

Dea is for sure in my wishlist and I will try to meet her on my next visit.

One question, didi yu fix an appointment to meet her or just showed up at MR?

Ciao!

Kimino[/QUOTE]Hi,

It is best to call the agency first to make sure what time she will be available!

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1213049]Thanks for the report. I am kind of wondering how much you paid and for how long you stayed?

As for other MR girls, search the forum for reports as there are several. Charlie 123 has reviewed a couple as have some others.

AM[/QUOTE]Hi Angus,

Paid € 80 for 30 minutes which seemed like a lifetime!

Please send me the link to the other MR reviews.

Thank you.

Hi fellas,

Has anyone of you tried Sandra! She is really beautiful!

Any report on service and emotional participation?

Thank you!

[QUOTE=Regnad; 1213022]To begin, Penny is as pretty as her picture, if not a bit thinner and softer than one would imagine. A couple of earlier reviews are mixed, but I decided to give her a whirl based on her looks and KD's stellar reputation.

She met me downstairs and was lively and cheerful at the greeting, giving me high hopes for what was to come. What followed was one of the worst sessions I've had on this or any other continent.[/QUOTE]I think what happened is simply that Penny has got a ton of attention since she joined a couple of months ago, and now she just doesn't see any need to bother any more. Not your fault. See my earlier comments on KD. It isn't inevitable that girls become spoiled: it all depends on the attitude of management.

[QUOTE=FrankyBoy79; 1213370]Please send me the link to the other MR reviews.

Thank you.[/QUOTE]No, no, no Frankie my lad. This is not how it works. There is a search function and you do a search. Or simply scroll back through the thread. But it is wee bit of work and you are the one who wants to see these reviews, not me.

Also I suggest that if you ask about a specific girl you include a link so that we all know of whom you speak. Otherwise we have to search escortmodel24 and there is no guarantee that we even find the right girl. Have you any idea how many similar sounding agencies there are not to mention girls named Sandra?

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1213410]No, no, no Frankie my lad. This is not how it works. There is a search function and you do a search. Or simply scroll back through the thread. But it is wee bit of work and you are the one who wants to see these reviews, not me.

AM[/QUOTE]Thanks Angus,

Just found them on my own!

Quite exhaustive I must admit: I have just read about the Nathalie-Paris-Roxana trilogy!

Difficult choice!

Cheers mate!

About a month and a half back a new bordello opened up just 10 minutes walk from my place. The corner of Dominicusstr. & Hauptstr. Is already well served with poon palaces in the forms of 2 kinos, a couple of bars, a Chinese massage parlour and a sleazy Thai bordello. Aston's, at first glace at least, appears to be a step up from these places. With this in mind, and some perhaps misguided notion that it is my duty to check out a new local bordello, I rang the bell last Wednesday afternoon to give it a try.

Aston's (presumably named after the British sports car manufacturer, and as RB noted when I showed him the web site,"looks more like a Toyota") is located on the second floor and is far from discreet with its' large sign in the window and on the buzzer. I was buzzed in and shown to a room to await the parade. So far, so good. The place is clean (it should be, it is new) and my only observation is that the decorator seems to favor '70s porn sets as a model for his / her mood. I was shown three girls, all girls I had seen on the web site and when the Hausmutti appeared again I chose Karina, apparently from Hungary.

[url]http://www.aston-berlin.de/?part=damen&girl=30[/url]

As soon as I made my choice, and the Hausmutti left to fetch her after asking for my drink order, I knew I had chosen badly. While Karina was indeed the best looking of the three shown, I had also sensed a sort of sour look on her face. I do not know why I chose her except to say that hers was the best looking presence on the web and sort of the one I had in mind. Once again I have to note that the FKK model of bordello is so much more conducive to good selection as if I had the easy opportunity to chat with the girl for a few minutes I am sure I would have passed her by.

Anyway, the die cast and after a longish wait Karina appeared and started to set up the bed. As she moved about the room I felt that sinking feeling that often comes before a substandard session. I tried my best to get some conversation going but was greeted with a wall of stoney silence. As RB has pointed out to me I probably still could have pulled the plug here, but not without a bit of trouble and confrontation. By this time I had paid and really had no good reason to bail other than her sour demeanour and the sinking feeling I had. Anyway, on with the show.

For my €50 (at least it is cheap) I was to receive BBBJ (included in all sessions 1/2 hr. And up here) and sex. DATY, I was assuming but as yet had not tried. The BJ was quite serviceable and after some minutes I went for Karina's puss for a lick. All well and good except for the fact that I got zero response. Growing bored I let her continue with the BJ until she slapped (and I do mean slapped) on the condom and I tried to enter in mish. The girl was dry as the Sahara and I know that I was not going in this way. I asked to switch to doggy (von hintern) and she gave a big sigh, grabbed off the condom and went to slap on another. Little A was wilting at the harsh treatment and by now was in no shape to enter a dry pussy. I meekly asked if she had any lube to which she replied a kurt 'no', ripped off the second condom and tried to replace it with a third,

At this point I simply gave up, lay back and asked her to do a hand job as I knew this was the only way any thing would happen. The hand job was proficient and seemed to be working. Small credit to the girl as when I leaned over and spread her ass so that I could get a view of her pussy in the mirror, she shifted to accommodate my prying eyes. Guess she figured anything to help me finish faster.

In under 20 minutes I had popped, cleaned up, dressed and was out the door without even a peck on the cheek from my beloved.

My conclusion is that Aston's is a reasonable low priced bordello but that one has to be more careful with one's choice than I was this day. It is also one to watch as new talent does seem to arrive daily on the web page. It is clean and at least for me could not be more conveniently located. And the prices certainly are right as all I lost on this session was a 50, so the pain was short lasting. But it must also be said that for just a little more one can probably get a whole lot better in the city of Berlin.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1213421]But it must also be said that for just a little more one can probably get a whole lot better in the city of Berlin.[/QUOTE]After having lurked and read a lot of reports, it seems like the conclusion is that new bordello-girls often are the worst. One should think it was the other way around, but I guess the stayers learn to give at least decent service, even on a bad day, as they've been around for a while. I was a bit disappointed when I read about Penny a few post back, as I was thinking about paying her a visit if / when I return to Berlin. Last time I went to KD in mid-July, I treated myself to an hour with a Romanian girl. I believe her name was Christine, but it wasn't the Christine on the website. Maybe it was Kristin. I can't remember. No kisses, not even doggie, as she was afraid I was going to hurt her (!) Basically we cuddled and talked about Berlin's nightlife for an hour. At least she allowed me to 69 a little, so I could finish. The lineup was meager, but this was at 22:00, so I guess they were tired. The hausmutti, with her baggy pants and somewhat shabby appearance, just gave me an indifferent glance and told me she'd check to see if anyone wanted to service me.

It was quite different when I was there earlier in the day, in February. A different mutti, very friendly, big lineup, girls willing to do most everything.

C.

Thanks for the heads up about Insomnia. Looks fun. Will definitely check it out and report back.

Angus,

As you seem to be the master of all things Berlin.

Are FKK clubs couple friendly?

Any strip club recommendations (higher end ones with extras preferred)?

I checked out Kashima Tantric massage too (read your blog). Looks very interesting. Any other ones that are comparable?

Thank you all. Can't wait to go.

Hi there!

I would like to ask you a question. I hope that's okay.

I'm looking for good girlfriend-like blowjobs (with condom) and some touching. I don't want to have normal sex (vagina). So the girl / place could also just offer blowjobs. The girl should take care about her health (no BBBJ). Can you recommend places and girls to me? (18-26 years old, thin, beautiful)

Actually I'm just looking for bordellos or similar places with kind of low risks of STDs. And they should be discreet (entrance.).

I want to pay 40 Euro (max.) for 15 to 20 minutes.

Thank you very much.

Okay, I've been meaning to put up a report from my time in August of two terrible experiences but haven't had the chance, and also because I couldn't remember neither the name of Mazurka nor it's exact location. A more recent trip has ironed that one out.

On my first night in Berlin celebrating my geburtstag, the drinks were flowing and the little man was nudging for some filth. After turning up at Rush Hour at about 3am, we (me and my mate) were turned away and were referred to Mazurka on Lietzenburger Straße near corner of Uhlandstrasse. I might mention at this point that we were well-oiled, but neat. We knew that a) there were no patrons, be) it was late with little chance of further punters pushing in.

The doorman was asking €30 entry, we tried to haggle him down but he wouldn't shift. So in we went not thinking. Upon entry of bar, the usual scanning went on of who is hot and who is not. One was young and pretty. About a six, and the rest were awful. The barmaid sat us down at the bar, and we were quickly shadowed by two girls. We ordered a beer each. The pretty Romanian one came to me, and a chubby dark-skinned weapon (maybe Tunisian) went to my mate. Barmaid then prompted us to buy drinks for said ladies for the princely sum of €40 each. We went with that, only for them to offer us swigs of their drinks. That annoyed me, it has to be said. Then the barmaid suggested we buy *her* a drink. I swiftly declined only for my mate to offer to buy one for her. Same thing, she took two sips and then started offering us to 'taste' it. 'no. Taste more. More'.

Then came time for 'der preise' talk. I can't remember exactly, but it was over €200ish for an hour. My mate declined and decided to bail, I stupidly took it up.

We went to the room with my beer and stripped, as did she. She then spread her legs and offered her pussy to have beer poured over. I did that, and tasted it back. I have to admit that was enjoying the experience. An inner voice told me I had better at this price. We did 69 (all with condom) , cowgirl, mish and doggy. She then started a hand-job and told me to close my eyes for a surprise. The surprise was fingering my ass. I went with it, but couldn't really finish.

I lay aside and started to chat. She was asking all manner of questions; what did I do, did I have a girlfriend, what hotel was I staying, where was I going tomorrow? I knew I was being fished for info for maybe a big catch, but also knew that I had nothing for her. While she was doing this. I was pretending to be more drunk than I actually was. She started to rifle through my jeans pockets and go through my wallet. I knew I only had €30 and one Mastercard. Had she helped herself to my money, she would have had to work the next night with a black eye. Oh, she did notice upon asking for initial payment that I had kept the money in my little front of jeans condom-pocket.

She then offered me more time. I said I have no more money. The €30 I had was considered 'no money'. She then asked If I had a credit-card, to which I said yes, to see where it would go. I did make it clear I did not want to extend the time, but she left the room anyway to fetch barmaid. When she came back with her, I did feel that there was bordello ettiquette being broken by two ladies whispering to each other in the room with me standing there naked as if I wasn't there.

After it was all said and done, she couldn't have rushed mr more to get dressed and leave. I started to stall to annoy her.

There was a taxidriver waiting outside chatting to the fat doorman. Obviosly he got the word there was a punter to fleace. He asked me where I was staying and, after telling him where, he stupidly told that it was only straight up the street. 'Ha! I'll walk', I said. He became really aggressive about me not getting in. Fuck 'I'm! I kept walking as he talked.

Anyway, stay well clear of Mazurka; expensive and dangerous.

[QUOTE=Kronos25; 1213122]Hello, All,

Looking for some advice on Berlin. The wife and I are going together. We are reasonably adventurous. The wife likes everything to be clean and nice so higher end is preferable. We are looking for Strip clubs (with lots of extras available) , tantric massage recs, bars that double as brothels (low pressure, could have a drink and leave if nothing inspires). Also curious if the FKK clubs are couple friendly or not.

Not sure if this is the right place to ask, but if there's any info about high end swinger clubs I'd love to know.

Appreciate the help!

K[/QUOTE]Try Insomnia dude. €75 for single guys, €45 for couples and free for 'active' ladies on Tuesday. All drinks inclusive. I say Tuesday because it's quiet and can take more in. Weekends for ramping it up. Take U6 to Templehof Alt.

[QUOTE=Angus Magee;1212878]Some sex (bjs, hjs) can take place right in the kino. But there are also rooms if you want to have sex. Prices vary slightly but a BJ in the kino will run you around 25-30 euros. Sex in a room around 50. These place can be pretty sleazy and run down. But some are okay. Also the women can vary from down right scary to quite doable. Of course you will not find girls of the caliber found in a place like Royal.

See my blog for a some what more poetic description.

[url]http://www.angusmagee.com/[/url]

AM[/QUOTE]Thanks again AM It seams to be a one time to try just for the experience. Hahaha I always wanted to be blown by any girl when I was a kid and sneaked in the porno movies. (what kind of pervert I was, I'm)

Can't wait to be there.