Ergonomically fisted by Geriatric Turmoil.
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Bez, I menstruated. Can you forgive me?
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You bastard! You killed un-born Kenny.
La mur - Bordo - Oh la la - walkabout
[QUOTE=Pizdyets] I've been going to Che for a few years now... last couple years solid, spent untold thousands (USD, mind you) there, invited to drunken birthday parties of the doormen, and never once had them mention a club card.[/QUOTE]
Regards the report on 'Che'.
i visited 'La Mur' a month ago (15/2 Lubyansky Pr), it was downstairs.
On the ground level was a club called Che.
Would this be the same Che your writing about?
The Che Website saids 10/2 Nikolskaya ul., which is up the road and left??
Maybe its the Twilight Zone.
Anyway La Mur was OK, lots of different girls and well priced.
Certainly not top end but they were fun. It was more real and friendly than some of those glossy fake clubs.
Interestingly, if you walk out of La Mur, walk 20 metres up the road and turn right onto
Maroseyka Ul there were a few girls following men walking past and offering services.
The men were probably just walking home and took it light heartedly. Then there was some guys in a car who honked and yahooed at this other girl just standing there, who just smiled and waved back. So i guess its safe to assume this was some street action about 9.30 pm. About time Moscow had some of this.
I went onto Bordo afterwards (This was another one of my walkabouts - all these clubs are pretty close to each other - sometimes its quicker to walk - if you know where your going) It has restaurant with club, 2 bars. I saw they had a downstairs area but I didn’t investigate that.
The girls flock as you walk in, a little overwhelming. Saw 2 great girls walk past that I made introductions to, but they had a prior customer at the other bar. Not to much else of interest, I didn’t feel like waiting on the girls I liked, so I split.
I walked onto Oh La La (1 Sretenka) This was a great club when I last visited in 2005. I don’t want to be to harsh, but it has changed a lot. Not as busy as it use to be. I believe 911 Petrovka has taken a lot of there customers. Entry was reasonable and beers well priced.
A variety of girls, one I was interested in, but she and the rest of the girls were obsessed with this group of 4 Russians who were completely pissed and dropping 100 rouble notes all over the place. One of the guys passed out and the other guys poured shots of Vodka on his face, and he’ld wake up and swear, then pass out again.
One of the guys was dancing and throwing large bundles of 100 rouble notes in the air and the girls swept up around him. It was quite a comedy act. Apart from those guys there was only 2 other guys in the club.
I was tipping the girls as well. One time I ran out and had to get change at the bar and this one girl had a tandrum at me. A little pushy. There was an air of desperation of a club in its last throws, facing tough times.
Then I tried to speak to the girl I was interested in but she was now only interested in the guy that passed out, trying to wake him. It was a plain weird night. I made a move to move. As I was leaving the girl now motioned me to stay, but I’ld had enough. As I left the 2 young bouncers starting hassling me for tips. I just walked out and onwards. As I say, there was an air of desperation of a club in its last throws, facing tough times.
Was gonna walk onto Shandra, but decided to call it a night. I wish I went to Shandra first as I never did get there that month. I have fond memories of Shandra when it on that side street off lower Tverskaya. That was a great club. I’ve heard there new premises at north central Moscow are quite good. Has anyone been to the new Shandra?? Do tell. And also a little more about Che??
Might I make a complaint as well. Several times in that month I found myself being the only person in a club i.e. 10 – 15 girls and me, I can’t cope with that, it’s a little overwhelming for me. I mean is that something epresentative of my character? being the only guy in a strip club )) How do you think that feels ? Where the hell were you guys? Get out there now and support your local strip club and the guy in the corner that’s probably me. ))
Cheers Nickc
My next report will be on the amazing 911 Petrovka.