World record for sexual partners
Forgive me guys for posting this article here.
I just thought you guys would appreciate the humour within it.
We are well proud of our very loving and sharing kiwi women.
They hold the world record for sexual partners. Champions!!!
They like a few drinks and they like more than a few men ))
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Need More Clubbing Options!
[QUOTE=Passepartout]I agree with you, it si harder and harder to enter into Che... Now, I always do the same: I send a driver of my company to book a table - then you are sure to enter. Cost is min 1500 rur by person, deducted from your bill, so that's OK. For friday and saturday night, to be done at least on monday or tuesday.[/QUOTE]
Given that many of the guys turned away at the door look to be fairly well-to-do expats, I will ask them next time why they DON'T issue club cards. After all, anyone who can afford a $1000 card will be buying plenty of drinks once inside the club. And, they let in plenty of dorks (not including my occasional wingman, PPT) who reserve tables in advance. But on the other hand, it's extremely unusual for so popular a club to maintain a "no cover" policy too, even on Fridays and Saturdays. Whatever their formula, you can't argue that it's ineffective -- even during the crisis, that place is packed most nights of the week.
Still, I'm looking for other options for weeknights (Mon-Wed) where the male:female ratio is at most 1:1, and the girls decent-looking/dressed, and 20-something...
Club Review - Coyote Ugly - 8/3 Kuznetsky Most
[QUOTE=Passepartout]I have been to this club Up-and-Down located the side-street before Prolaterskaya metro on Friday night for the first time.
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Someone else had recently put me onto this club as well, but I guess I'm just too lazy to venture outside of the Garden Ring very often. And when I do, I expect it to be simply awesome (like Slava was back in the day).
On your recommendation, I went to Coyote Ugly recently with a huge crew of guys. BTW, the address is not dom 6, but dom 8/3, on Kuznetsky Most between Petrovka (Most) and Bol. Dmitrovka (Ketama). Cover is quite digestable at 300r, and indeed the place was packed with decent-looking studentki (and some I suspect a bit younger). A few girls were simply stunning, but regrettably all of them were with male escorts. :(
The bar is an American-based franchise, and therefore I shouldn't have been surprised when the first voice heard over the PA system was that of a New-York-accented girl who could have worked as an MC at Cheetahs or Spearmint Rhino. "Jasmine to stage 2... Jasmine - stage 2. But gentlemen, first put your hands together for Lacey!" But I digress...
It's a two-and-a-half floor deal. In the basement, there are toilets and a drinking/chill-out bar with kalyan (hookah). On the "second floor" in the back is a cloakroom and a gift shop featuring Coyote Ugly branded merchandise (shot glasses, mugs, knick-knacks). The street-level floor is by far the biggest, and allows one to see all of the action from pretty much any vantage point. The L-shaped bar, spanning two full sides of the room, is twice the depth of a regular bartop, which allows bartenders and mostly regular girls to dance on top of it while still allowing regular business (ie taking orders, serving drinks, collecting money and retrieving empties) to get accomplished. For those of you acquainted with Moscow, you'll know that scantily-clad (even topless) regular girls dancing on bartops is nothing unique. What made this place special was the quantity of girls on the bar at any time. At one point, I counted two dozen!
Another feature of the bar is body shots administered on the bartop by two buxom bartenders who - let's just say - know how to work their bodies. So, points allocated for style and atmosphere. And though it's unusual for a new club, they definitely have their shit together in terms of bar operations. Unlike most clubs in Moscow, they have an adequate number of barstaff and they continually push the drinks (unlike many bars here where you have 3 guys idly chatting amongst themselves and it's far easier to get the attention of the hottie standing next to you than theirs). I suspect that the American girl (who told us that that was her last night in Moscow before returning to the US), was sent out by headquarters to show them how service *should* be done. Big points allocated for service.
As for drinks, they have most things - several beers on tap, wine, cocktails, lots of various types of booze. Everything, it seems, except my drink - mojito. :( Oh well, I was relegated to drinking Paulaner on tap (and not a bad deal either at 220r for half liter) - could be a lot worse. One minus, though not at all unique by Moscow standards, is that they only take cash. Being located a stone's throw from Red Square, there are a multitude of ATMs in the area, but just be prepared.
Music was extremely loud 80s-oriented classic rock/pop. I was particularly amused at watching the bartenders dancing (again on the bartop) to "Devil Went Down to Georgia" in front of a flummoxed Russian crowd who I suspect were hearing the song for the first time and wouldn't be able to distinguish Charlie Daniels from Billy Gibbons (on second thought, maybe I wouldn't be able to do that myself). Later in the night, they introduced songs more accessible to the young crowd, ranging from Soviet retro classic such as Летящей Походкой (With a Flying Gait) to the latest Russian rap/popsa.
As with most bars/clubs, the crowd fluctuated throughout the night, but there were always plenty of available girls with whom to chat and/or dance and/or collect digits. Most were in the 6-8 range, some with beautiful faces, some with beautiful bodies, but few possessing both. I did spot a couple girls (one with a simply incredible body) who my friends agreed were most likely working, but they were in the very very small minority.
My only mistake that night was that I wore a sport-coat. Not only was I a bit over-dressed for the venue (I would have fit in better down the street at Most), but it was insanely hot - in the 30-range. Next time, I'm going in a T-shirt! But with all the advantages of this place, and the convenient location, there will definitely be a next time!
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Apart from that, the other club really amazing nowadays in Moscow is Krisha, on the river bank. Don't go there before 3.00 it's an after party club so it becomes nice around 5.00. The only issue is that you must be an oligarch with 3 top models to get in. But it worth to try as we usually get in half of the time, which is really not bad. There is a kind of expat exception to get in. A card club exists but I couldn't get it yet.[/QUOTE]
Got faced there on my one and only attempt with a small crew: one good-looking Russian guy, and one dumpy American dude - all of us shit-faced. Frankly, if I had been the doorman, I'd have faced us too. That was many months ago and I didn't bother trying again. Might be worth another attempt.
Apartments in Moscow and registration
Hello, everyone,
I'm planning a visit to Moscow. I have couple of questions;
1) Is it possible to get registration from the apartments or does it have to be a hotel to get the registration.
2) Which apartments would you advise? Any name, link will help.
3) Are apartments easy to get the girls in? Is there a security etc. That may stop the girls?
I will appreciat any help as there is not much time left till my visit.
Thank you
