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Hello,

Spending a week in Bayswater/Queensway. Can anyone advise about the scene around there or Edgware road. Cards in phonebooths or addresses. Any advice suggestions and prices welcomed!

Thanks very much!

Holland, you will be in the area of the Shepherd's Market. Just go east toward Marble Arch and look in all the little streets just north of Park Lane down to Buckingham Road. You will see many little cardboard signs on apartment entrances. It will also be safer than Soho and much quieter.

Again, just like in SOHO, deal with NO ONE and I MEAN NO ONE!!! in the street. AND...Don't let anyone lead you to an apartment EVER!

Go to the door and knock and look the lady over. If you don't like what you see, politely beg off and go to the next little intrigueing cardboard sign. It is expected and the ladies won't hassle you about unless they be Russian!

You will be taking unnecessary risks if you use call box cards.

Or...if you be spending some cash, call Academy Girls and thou shalt not be disappointed.

Merlin: How much do those ladies charge for their services? What about the ladies who advertise with hand written ads in shop windows in London's suburbs?

A recent correspondent mentioned Fantasy Video in my preferred hunting ground, Kings Cross (home of "the lowest quality girls in London". Bless!). Fantasy Video is a gay cinema so I wouldn't recommend it unless you wish to take the Road to Sodom.

The best hired chuff I've found in the EU was in Germany, because there are great white girls, lots of pretty English-speaking Africans, and there are always B&Bs that don't mind working girls. Britain has its moments but it's harder to find a nice girl, you're more likely to get ripped off and it's much, much harder to find premises - in Germany all the girls knew where the B&Bs were, whereas only a few know them in London.

I don't like the window girls in Amsterdam, Luxembourg street trade was crap but the knocking shops are good, but expensive. The knocking shops are called nightclubs whereas nightclubs are called discotheques. Is that 70s, or what? You should have seen the face of the guy in the Intercontinental when I asked him if he knew any good nightclubs. Switzerland is non-EU but I'll mention it because it's close... The nightclubs have nice girls but couches rather than beds, and the street trade was good.

Skinless,

You will be looking at a higher rate but more time than in Soho on the average.

Where in Soho, the usual situation is usually 20 to 25 quid for 15 to 20 minutes, you may spend an average of 50 to 60 quid for 30 minutes or so in Shepherd's Market.

Do not forget to tip the maids at least a couple of quid. They are probably older, ex Working Girls, themselves.

If you don't like what you see, go on to the next little card.

Again, I don't recommend the written notes in the shop windows. They are just as risky as the phone booth cards.

Once more, don't deal with anyone in the street unless it's a street vendor selling wares or goods. (Also, don't eat any cooked meat products off the street vendors. Just like in Mexico, the same rule applies to the UK and anywhere else. You don't need a case of Tourista Syndrome while out pussy shopping.)

And around King's Cross / St. Pancras, you do indeed seek the lowest of the scuzzy skanks. I would imagine that fucking one of those street scabs would be a whole lot like sticking your dick into a warm bag of Fritos greased up with scabs and green snot.

I don't care what anyone says, London's apartment deals beat Amsterdam's windows any day.

Thanks for all thay, Guys! Can anyone give me any addresses or phone numbers between Queensway and Soho??? Much appreciated! :-)

This is a reply to a member called Bono who asked about picking up girls in London and where the best places are.

Theres a very nice place called the Atlantic Bar (near Leciester Square) which I have been very successfull with on two occasions. On both occasions I ended up going home with two women in their mid twenties who were after a bit of fun.

Alternately try the Jazz clubs in SOHO which are good pickup points for girls on the weekend.

During the day check out the coffee shops in Kensington and Knightsbridge these are good pickup points for more sophisicated women.

If u have any furher questions just shout and I shall do my best to respond.

Hand written ads: why are these risky?
Phone booth ads: A friend of mine uses these all the time when in London and has never complained. So where and what is the risk? I can see how Soho etc would be tourist rip offs but there must be big places - and hand written notes - locals use. Hand written notes in local shop windows seem a safe bet to me as there is osme form of comeback?????

Skinless,

the risk is that you are going to pay a lot of cash for something you don't know what you are getting. What I mean is that you can do like I advise and go look em over first. By using the window ads and the call box cards, you will spend more cash than it may be worth.

Like I say, if you wish to spend that kind of money, call Academy Girls.

So no bops on the head. A friend of mine was in Brixton, behind the subway station. Lots of skanks, crackheads inviting him to their room. One wanted to buy her rock first. He then decided to go up a lane for a service but he ended up runningway as he felt she was a scammer. Thanks for the 2 up. I will pas it on.

What is the matter with everyone on this board? Half the time people are putting down the London scene, comparing it unfavourably with the FKK clubs, those swarming cattlemarkets of fat bottomed 5s and the unprepossessing man who hanker after them, or the overpriced scene in Madrid... and at the other end of the spectrum, we have people who seriously claim to enjoy infecting themselves and others by putting their body parts in contact with horrendous crack-hoes at our major rail termini.

Gentlemen, take a look at just one of the many escort sites in London

http://www.scandalbabes.co.uk/

where you will see an array of eastern european girls who are young, fresh, educated, sweet, and will let you come as many times as you like, in or on whatever part of their gorgeous body takes your fancy, for £150 the hour. I choose this site almost at random:similar marts exist for oriental girls, blonde english beauties, etc etc.
Add to that the party scene with many sites offering participation with 6 girls and twenty other fuckers for £150-300.
Then there is Soho. Well, of course there are three or four horrible rip-off joints there, but only a total idiot would fall for them. The walk ups are quick, safe and cosy: if you can't afford the prices quoted above, why not invest £25 in a fabulous fuck with Angie or Diana in Peter Street? Or in the mid-price range, the ever lovely Lori and her companions Kiwi Kirstie and veteran Paige, in Blore Court, at £60? Or the varied daily menu around Lisle St?
The phone box cards are also reliable safe and varied, if a little more expensive and occasionally involving tucked-away addresses that are hard to find. But most of these locations are pretty central, and to reach them, just hire a taxi - London is the only city in the world where the cab drivers were mostly born in the city and have to pass a test of their knowledge of the street plan.

If you are really scared of Soho or Central London, explore the apartments in the suburbs. Would anyone seriously criticise the London scene after fucking Jasmine of Bounds Green (0208 888 6370) or Elise of Raynes Park (0208 542 2793)? Again, just two selected beauties from a vibrant supermarket of multi-cultural talent.

London mongering is like London shopping. If you are even half worldly-wise, you can find everything from the most expensive and exclusive merchandise in the world, to solid value at basement bargain prices. If you are not worldy-wise, you may be ripped off, or buy soiled goods.

I could quote more areas and copy many a URL into this report, but I think senior cocksmen like those who write to these pages should be doing some of the work for themselves. Enjoy London, gentlemen, and report back. Let's hear no more of Soho ripoffs or sickening encounters in KingsCross...

to BrendanGooch:

Thanks for the info on pick up site particullarly the Atlatic Bar. Would you possibly have an address or street name for the Atlatic? as not being a local any other info on places in that same area would be much aprreciated.

Thanks

TD

Suburbs of London are great for high quality reasonably-priced action. Pick up a local paper & look in the back under Massage or Adult Services where you'll usually find tons of phone numbers. This works in Heathrow too, but immediately around Heathrow you may pay more. Be prepared to drive 15+ minutes. Whoever answers the phone will describe the provider in great detail & I have found these descriptions to be 100% right. You'll be directed to their private place for action in civilized surroundings (ie not your car). Some of them look like they're right out of Baywatch & have great attitudes. Q40-60 can get you a fantastic time with someone from your dreams. Stay away from any Indian/Paki women though unless you like screwing a piece of wood.

Morehead's the name. More head's the game.

Gentlemen: Thank you. We shall purchase local papers and check out messages in suburban shop windows and report back here. I am also amazed at bad reports big cities get. Guys come in and leave their brains at home. Kings Cross is a good example. There has to ber increased risk there (drugs, LE etc). Shop local shall be my motto.

Indians and Pakis are good in Malaysia. Great bbbjs. Maybe the English weather cramps their style?