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let me start out my trip report by telling you a bit about myself. i’m a middle aged american guy. as business takes me to europe a few times a year, i would normally stop in germany at the fkk and sauna clubs. german sex clubs are certainly more expensive than pattaya, but less so than any mongering options in the good old usa. german clubs are more sexually intense, with nudity and some public sex. the selection of women is more international in german sex clubs. however, a week in german sex clubs can get boring as there are only so many times you can fuck in a day, and after eight hours or so, even staring at naked women can get old. the thing i am growing to love about pattaya is it’s a fun place to hang even when you aren’t fucking.
a couple of other things about me. i’m not looking for a surrogate girlfriend, but rather prefer a succession of sleazy encounters. i’m a butterfly. i prefer to sleep alone as with the time difference and jet lag, i need sleep if i want to have power. i did long time twice with a free lancer first and a bar girl second, but in the end i had better luck with short times with gogo girls.
another thing is my eyesight is not good. also, a beer or two and my visual standards go right out the window. i looked with my glasses on at a picture i took of a bar girl i bf’ed and thought to myself “what was i thinking”.
i prefer a woman that knows what she is doing with a cock over shy farm fresh girl any day. did i mention i really, really like a good blow job? i’m a lazy bastard and few things in life are more enjoyable than sitting back and letting a talented lady work her magic with her mouth on my clock. it seems many thai women think a blow job consists of licking and kissing the tip. i place a premium on a woman that knows a blowjob involves taking my cock and putting it deep in her mouth and sucking vigorously up and down on it. i also place a premium on attitude over looks.
anyway, this was my third trip to thailand and second to pattaya. i like to base myself in soi lk metro for a couple of reasons. one, it’s nice to be able to walk no more than a 20 meters and stop in for a blow job at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]. second, there is a nice selection of no hassle bars with friendly but not overly pushy girls. the fact that devils den was right next door was an added bonus. i stayed at pasadena lodge, which is slightly pricier than some of the guesthouses on soi lk metro, but the rooms are very nice. no problem fitting three in the shower, as long as two are thai girls. although their website said they charge a joiner fee for a second girl, i brought back two girls three times and was never charged. they always took the girls ids, and logged them in a book. the whole thing felt very secure. the place seems to cater to french mongers. the link is below, recommended:
[url]http://www.hotelpasadenalodge.com/[/url]
i also really liked billabong right across the street. great place to relax and have a beer. nice girls to hang around with. good breakfast. link below:
[url]http://www.billabonghotel.com/[/url]
finally, a great place to go for a beer and a bite before hitting the walking street gogos is pattaya beer garden. when i was there in february, there was not much of a freelancer scene. now, pbr has a pretty good selection of free lancers.
[url]http://www.pattayabeergarden.com/[/url]
i’m going to plug one more business. patrick’s belgian restaurant, just off of 2nd road near soi diana has great hearty food. highly recommended:
[url]http://www.patricksr...ya.com/menu.htm[/url]
i arrive in pattaya after ~20 hours of travelling. car gets a lost trying to find soi lk metro, but i eventually direct him to my hotel. rudyk, who i agreed to meetup with is waiting for me. after a quick shower we head down to billabong for a beer. i excuse myself for a quick “welcome to thailand” blow job at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]. i ended up going to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] almost every day for a post breakfast blowjob. if you like women that know how to suck cock and aren’t too picky about looks, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] is a pretty risk free proposition. names i remember as being good were mon, gee and porn. gee actually had me hold her by the sides of her head and vigorously face fuck her. 700 baht. i set up a sliding scale for tips. if the girl didn’t let me cum in her mouth, no tip. if the girl let me cum in her mouth 100 baht. if she had to work especially hard to extract her reward and she did so with no complaints, 200 baht. if she swallowed, 300 baht.
only complaint was they were obviously all trained on a program. always started out licking my right ball, then my left ball, then the right of the shaft, then the left of my shaft. some tongue flicking on the tip of my cock and then down to business. what if i wanted my left ball licked first? anyway, i let one know just get down to business. after that, all of the girls just got down to business. clearly if you show up every day, the girls talk about how you like your blow job.
i would try to be clean when i went into [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] as i think you get better service than if you are all sweaty. on visit, after sitting down, the girl did an exaggerated sniff of my cock and balls and smiled and said “you shower?” i smiled and nodded. she dispensed with the moist towelette cleanup and just dove right in.
anyway, when i returned to billabong, rudyk had a thai girl on his side. they both laughed and said something to the effect, “that didn’t take long”. the girl on his side was “ait”. she wasn’t the prettiest thai girl, but had a really great attitude. over the course of the trip, the girls at billabong kept track of my comings and goings, both who i brought back to the room and when i dropped in [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]. at least they didn’t show up til 4pm, so i could sneak in devils den in the afternoon.
after a beer, rudyk and i went to the beer garden. i had also made plans to meet canerk at the beer garden. rudyk had a regular girl at the beer garden. one of her friends was cute enough and i wasn’t thinking real clearly so i hooked up with her without really vetting her. rudyk and his girl, canerk and me and my girl decided to go visit the gogos. we visited angelwitch, which has a good show for couples. since i had only just arrived, i decide to take my new friend back to the hotel early. typical thai girl blowjob with the absolute minimum mouth to cock contact. also a starfish. now to be fair, we really did not have good chemistry going between us. repeat performance in the morning. i had to tell her i needed more sleep after breakfast to get rid of her. gave her 1000baht lt fee. annoying thing is my hotel told me she came by the next day looking for me. decided to lay off the free lancers after that.
after that, i usually spent my evenings wandering the gogos and barfining girls from there. i like the gogos over beer bars for choosing girls. first, no nasty surprises when you get back to the room. what you see is what you get. second, i tend to be generous with the lady drinks if the girls are hands on. i’m going to give my own personal ranking of gogos.
1. windmill
2. x-zone
3. airport
4. what’s up
windmill i bf’d two girls on four separate nights. two of the girls i repeated with. partied like a rock star in the club itself. great time every night. i went to windmill my last night in pattaya. i picked one of the girls i had taken before and told her to select a friend, but she had to be very good at smoking. the girl she chose was excellent at it and even swallowed in the end. i have to apologize to the other monger i stole her away from. i just can’t say enough about windmill. i love the place. i may have to buy it and move to pattaya.
[url]http://www.windmillpattaya.com/[/url]
x-zone did it for me because i liked the dirty vibe. i won’t go into details, but a very dirty show. as i was watching the show, i spied a pretty girl with the largest, nicest natural breasts i have ever seen on a thai girl. they were very big, perfectly round and had a nice natural sag to them. she caught me checking her, smiled and soon she was in my lap. her name is ming. pretty face and the most amazing body. i barfined her twice. i took this picture of her on my phone. sexiest girl i have been with in thailand.
in both windmill and x-zone i never discussed price with any of the women and gave them each 1000 baht for short time plus a tip. no issues.
[url]http://www.xzonepattaya.com/[/url]
airport always had a nice vibe to it and friendly hands on girls. i think the place is more focused on short time as there was a constant stream of girls leaving with a guy and another stream of girls coming back to the bar alone. i just wish they would turn down the damn music.
what’s up gets points for the bottle show, but i didn’t find the girls as interactive as the previous three gogos.
i visited devil’s den twice in the afternoon. here’s hoping it returns as it is a guaranteed good time. i like a sleazy girl or two and dd delivered. they will try their hardest to get you off as many times as possible.
i also had a massage and bj over on soi honey inn. nothing to write home about, but i suspect you need to invest some time finding the best girls. still, the massage was relaxing.
lastly, i did bf ait from billabong long time one night. she had a good attitude and was funny. she know upfront i am a butterfly and was total cool. did a bit of a double date with an english monger and his girl. ait was good company, but unfortunately childbirth was not kind to her body. that said, she markets herself well as she was probably the most fun of any of the girls in billabong. and if i wanted to come down for a last beer or two before sleeping after short timing a couple of girls from windmill she would quite happily snuggle up to you while you enjoyed your last beer of the day. i did take a picture of her but when i looked at it with my glasses on, i thought to myself what was i thinking. then i remembered she market herself well in that she was always smiling and laughing. that counts for something.
can’t wait until my next trip. right now i’m scheduled for the week before christmas, but i may push it back until january or february.
ming from x-zone. i can't praise how she lookes without her clothes highly enough
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[QUOTE=Xdentx]I would be really interested in more details on your travel to Chiang Mai and the other places. How did you get there from Pattaya etc. Sounds like that was the best part. thanks[/QUOTE]Well, when I was on the taxi with my lady to go to Bkk airport from Pattaya, the driver asked where we were going. To CM I replied and he offered to drive us there. I told him that we were going to take two planes ticket for about 7000/8000 B (I did not buy them yet since the decision to go there with the lady was very unexpected). So I guessed he could not be competitive. But he said that by car was better and we also had a taxi driver there to visit the nearby. We went on discussing and, after some time, we agreed for 8.500 for the driver, food and sleeping included and also the driving around. It was a good deal for him as well since his family is from that area so he could stay with them after job and make some money at the same time. We needed 9 hours to be there (much more than he said). We went to sleep to a nice hotel few minutes from the night market. First day we visited everything in CM. Second day we visited Doi Suthep, the National Park and the Zoo. The third day we went to Lampang and visited the famous monastery in the morning there and then we drove till Ayuttaya. We slept in a big but dirty hotel I do not remember the name, not near the monuments. The fourth day we visited Ayuttaya. In late afternoon we moved to Bkk. I went to my hotel and the driver took my lady back to Pattaya. Since he was a good boy I tipped him 2.000. We had breakfast in hotels (about 1.000 per night for 2 people breakfast included), quick lunch near the monuments and dinner here and there. Every evening a nice walk in the CM night market which is really great and every night some sex with my beauty. Who was also very helpful in going around, finding the places, talking to the waiters and so on. About the monuments we visited all the ones mentioned in any tourist guide, they are so many it is not good to list them here. So a very nice time indeed. Hope to have fulfilled your request. SE
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[QUOTE=Naked Gunz]I agree the quality has dropped off since my last vist a couple years ago. I attribute it to it being low season last month. I walked Beach rd and second street during the day looking for my "type", bigger than usual tits or just outright sexy. I only found two or three with those quals.
Seems to me LT with 3 pops and a lill companionship is the better deal, as long as the girl is acting okay. Just a matter of pref I guess...[/QUOTE]The point is that I did not find any girl for LT. All of them insisted for ST and many to have it in the bar rooms. Which I always refused.
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[QUOTE=Soldierb11]If you would have gone to walking street you would find those hot chicks that were in your hotel with other guys.[/QUOTE]Believe me, I went there, but, in the time I spend there, I did not find any hot chicks.
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[QUOTE=FreebieFan]Care to share the name of the lady you went with... Im due to meet a lady in BKK in a few days who was also a condo saleslady, says shes 23....also told me that shes never been to Chiang Mai.
(Note, Ive had her as a freebie before so maybe its not same...bu we all know women are about as truthful as we guys.. lol[/QUOTE]Sorry but, since she is not a WG I do not think proper to share her name here. What I can add is that she said to be 26 and that we went to CM so now she cannot say she has never been there.
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Busy Times
Was just reading a few of the posts complaining about the quality of the women. You have to remember we are just getting into the busy time of year. I am a regular having gone there for years. Why should a good looker bother hanging around when there are no customers? I am still in the US but from talking to the ladies I know (that are now friends) it has been horrible for customers the last few months (probably due to recession). They mentioned that they are already beginning to see a pickup of number of falang. So point is the better fresher ones should be arriving soon so do not worry. I have also noticed when a new prime piece comes to town she is often snatched up quickly. I made a quick visit in June and agree the girls were at the poorest. What you mostly get are the girls that are just hoping to squeek by on salary (about 3,000B per month/28 days/12hours per day) and ladydrinks. Now returning in 2 weeks for 3 month visit. One guy posted about poor pickins on Soi 6. What do you expect? Place is the last resort for most of them before a guess going back to the rice fields never having found a sponsor. Girls on walking street too expensive during busy season. Best way is to just walk around and spy one you like at one of the bars and then go in and start talking. If seem too pushy walk away before you have too much invested. I always suggest buying street food for them over ladydrinks. By the way can not remember name of beer bar but it is the last bar on beach rd before getting to tourist police on Soi 9. Run by Chinese. I think ladydrinks only 50B and barfine only 150B and usually loaded with all type of caliber girls from ugly to down right beautiful. Anyway good luck. A lot of my previous posts supply good info for newbies. Do not bother posting that much.
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[QUOTE=Naked Gunz]The concensus is that you f*cked over a sweet girl by giving only 2kBaht after banging her untold amount of times for a week straight. A few trinkets and food money granted, but wtf, you scored.
Actually, after I RTFF, I gather that SOI 6 and that area is actually for the rejects in Pattaya. It is the retirement area for the queens at top of the game years past. WS is for young up and coming talent. That is not gospel, cos there are some hotties there too, but they go to SOI 6 when they wind down, right guys?
Also ,use the net. Sweet young talent there too. Camfrog,Thailovelinks,ect.
You wont have to walk so much.
First visit is always hit or miss. You don't really know shit yet! How can you just aim your shotgun at this great monger city? It sounds like you got most of your impression of P from the Beach rd talent. I'm told even famous Na is unrecognizable cos she so out of shape.
I'm just a happy monger glad to be able to escape the BS of the dating scene at home.[/QUOTE]I am sorry, I am not mother language so I do not understand if you agree or complain about my behaviour (anyway, both of them are welcome, no irony). Just in case, I confirm that when I meet a WG I speak of money. When I meet a not WG it is supposed she is enjoying herself exactly as I am and so I do not think to money. Then, since I understand the situation, I am happy to cover the general expenses, give her presents and some money. That is all.
Thanks a lot for the information about Soi 6 I did not know. But I had just my room there and I went in many other places and I cannot say that my opinion changed, WS included. Once again, maybe it was just a matter of bad luck or bad period.
In fact when I realized what the situation was, as I wrote, I went to the net. And I found my beauty there. About Camfrog my experience is quite negative. There is a member who even posts nudes of his experience there. In my experience when just the conversation becomes a bit warmer, the admin comes to ban it and when I saw was a girl with cam on her (covered) tits and not on her face, the admin came and banned her. So I do not think, IMHO, that camfrog, as any public chat, is really good to fish. Dating sites are much better for that.
I fully agree. Next time I will have more experience and less expectations and hopefully I will have more fun.
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[QUOTE=Ekliges Lauern]....
Ming from X-Zone. I can't praise how she lookes without her clothes highly enough[/QUOTE]
She looks like the kind of lady to go after if you like big tits. Which I like.
Thanks for the info about Ming.
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[QUOTE=Ekliges Lauern]....
I visited Devil’s Den twice in the afternoon. Here’s hoping it returns as it is a guaranteed good time. I like a sleazy girl or two and DD delivered. They will try their hardest to get you off as many times as possible....[/QUOTE]
The ladies trying to get you off as many times as possible is probably the main attraction of Devil's Den.
Unlike most other ladies, Devil's Den ladies give you full and complete satisfaction every time. You don't have to ask for more. These ladies assume that you want more. And it's up to you to say 'no' when you don't want anymore. Which results in every guy being completely satisfied with them.
But this advantage Devil's Den might loose if other places in Pattaya find out about it and train their ladies to satisfy their men totally and completely like that too. Which I hope will happen.
Every man likes to achieve his full potential with the ladies. And that's why it's such a pleasure to be with a lady who coaxes out of you the best performance that you are capable of.
Somebody needs to spread the word to the establishments and the ladies about what it is that men really want. Which is to produce as much cum for their lady as possible. Producing cum for the lady is the whole biological purpose of the guy having sex with the lady. And the more cum he manages to spill with her, the more satisfied he is bound to feel.
People are having sex for pleasure only in Pattaya. But natural pleasure comes from doing that which is good for reproduction. That's why a guy is never satisfied until he spills his cum.
Cum is essential for reproduction. And the more cum a guy spills with his lady, the better are his chances of reproduction with her. Which is why the more cum a lady coaxes out of her man, the more completely satisfied with her is bound to feel.
The ladies at Devil's Den try to drain their men of their cum completely, more completely than other ladies drain. And that's why it's more of a pleasure to be with Devil's Den ladies than with other ladies.
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[QUOTE=Dan7373]The ladies trying to get you off as many times as possible is probably the main attraction of Devil's Den.
Unlike most other ladies, Devil's Den ladies give you full and complete satisfaction every time. You don't have to ask for more. These ladies assume that you want more. And it's up to you to say 'no' when you don't want anymore. Which results in every guy being completely satisfied with them.
But this advantage Devil's Den might loose if other places in Pattaya find out about it and train their ladies to satisfy their men totally and completely like that too. Which I hope will happen.
Every man likes to achieve his full potential with the ladies. And that's why it's such a pleasure to be with a lady who coaxes out of you the best performance that you are capable of.
Somebody needs to spread the word to the establishments and the ladies about what it is that men really want. Which is to produce as much cum for their lady as possible. Producing cum for the lady is the whole biological purpose of the guy having sex with the lady. And the more cum he manages to spill with her, the more satisfied he is bound to feel.
People are having sex for pleasure only in Pattaya. But natural pleasure comes from doing that which is good for reproduction. That's why a guy is never satisfied until he spills his cum.
Cum is essential for reproduction. And the more cum a guy spills with his lady, the better are his chances of reproduction with her. Which is why the more cum a lady coaxes out of her man, the more completely satisfied with her is bound to feel.
The ladies at Devil's Den try to drain their men of their cum completely, more completely than other ladies drain. And that's why it's more of a pleasure to be with Devil's Den ladies than with other ladies.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for this info, I was not aware of this......but seems very logical.
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[QUOTE=Dan7373]She looks like the kind of lady to go after if you like big tits. Which I like.
Thanks for the info about Ming.[/QUOTE]
They are huge and perfectly round. They hang quite nicely on her as they are all natural. I was thinking to myself before I ran into her that I never run into women as hot in the face and body as the porn star Luci Thai when I am in Patts. One of the girls working breakfast at LK Metropole is as pretty in the face. As far as her body, Ming is sexier than Luci Thai.
Hope she's still there when I am back in December as I may have to take her out LT.
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[QUOTE=Dan7373]The ladies trying to get you off as many times as possible is probably the main attraction of Devil's Den. [/QUOTE]
That and that they fuck and suck like porn stars. Usually of the two girls, one is an accomplished BJ artist. I like fucking women that know how to fuck. The Devils Den ladies do. Also, if you are a booty bandit, you can pick a girl that will happily take it up the ass. And Thai girls are so small, you really need two at a time.
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[QUOTE=Dan7373]Somebody needs to spread the word to the establishments and the ladies about what it is that men really want.[/QUOTE]And it might also help DD keep their price rises in check... :(
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Less than a month after my trip to the LOS, I once again found myself at the Suvarnabhumi Airport in transit to another country. I had about a couple of hours between flights and the local SIM card I had purchased earlier was still active so I decided to call up the girls I had met previously and say hi. To my surprise, everyone actually remembered me by my name!
Most of the girls are still working same jobs. My favorite girl Nok (Secrets bar), is now a coyote dancer. I was thinking of all the fun I had during the last trip and that's when I realized I never did write a report of day 4 of my previous trip. I hope memory serves me right.
Day 4
I started the day a little early and hit a few places before ending up at Secrets. A little chit chat and couple of drinks later, I was winning the board games like crazy - I won 4 games in a row and of course as per our tradition, Joy(the mamasang) offered to buy me drinks, but I already had to much (by my own standards) by that time and so I declined. I had the fancy of taking out a coyote girl that night and I asked several of them out. Turns out, each one of them had periods (which is basically a handy and polite way of saying no). The only one who agreed, wanted to go ST and that too only if I rented a room at Secrets for ST. By this time, the little head had taken over the big head and I agreed. We went upstairs and showered. Turns out, this girl had had dentures implanted recently and the wounds were still healing. Hence, the use of mouth for anything was simply out of question, and everything finished up quiet quickly. Since there was still some time left, I offered to do the finger trick and she obliged. The fun began and she had a whale of the time and she actually asked me to make her cum a second time. Who was I to refuse? She was pretty exhausted after that and I gave her a massage to relieve her. We lay arms in arms for a bit and she said felt "lucky" the way I made her cum. She also made a passing remark that the only time she felt like that before was when somebody made her cum by using the tongue.
Back at the bar, I bought her and the other girls a couple of drinks. Fortunately for me, Nok ordered a chocolate blow job. I had seen a lot of pictures of it on this forums, but had completely forgotten about it, and if not for her, I would have completely missed seeing the real thing in action. So anyway, I told this girl how I had asked few other coyote dancers, and how they all seemed to have period that day. I also pointed out these girls to her. She walked up to one of them, had a chit-chat, and came back she had agreed to go with me :) She was DJ'ing at the time but sure enough, came over to me after playing a couple of tracks. The 4 girls(Nok, chow, the coyote dancer and the DJ) had a lot talk in animated Thai. I could't make anything of it, except that they were talking about me as the grils standing nearby who were listening to their conversation, kept looking at me every now and then with a smile. They never told me what they were talking about, but as long as they were helping me set up with other girls, I really didnt care either.
As luck would have it, my credit card stopped working and I had no cash on me since I had already blown it all paying for the coyote and the ST room. It was raining heavily outside, but one of the bartenders was kind enough to take me to my hotel to get some cash. I came back with just enough cash to bar fine the DJ and off we went. Turned out to be quiet a good session with her. We had lunch, and I bid her goodbye unsure if/when I would see anyone of them again.
Now waiting for my transit flight at the airport, I truly am able to appreciate meaning of the proverb "So close, yet so far..."
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