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The FuckFlat Experience (9 Holes in Hoora)
Last night I had the opportunity to meet up with a fellow hobbyist I met here on the site. We've come to the conclusion that FuckFlats are an appropriate replacement for playing golf. We met at Cosmos in Juffair (Hole 1). Only had a couple of beers before moving on. The menu at Cosmos hasn't changed. All Thai, fairly young ( 25). I assume the prices haven't changed either. All still wanting roughly 40 BD for an hour. We didn't partake because our plan from the start was to go experience one of the FuckFlats. We did a drive-through Hoora just to look around and explore (Hole 2) before parking and walking (Hole 3). The process referred to in previous reports regarding the FuckFlacts are fairly accurate.
Identifying flats. We chose a flat completely at random. So random, I don't recall the name but it was at the corner of Rd and. 2115 and 2012. (Hole 4).
Approach. We asked the doorman if there are any vacant flats and asked if we could see one. (Hole 5).
Initiating the conversion. He was clearly waiting for us to initiate the conversation regarding the hobby. As we made or way to the room, we could hear music coming from one of the rooms and asked if there was a party going on. He stated there were ladies in the room. This opened the door to questions about the ladies occupying the rooms (how many, nationality, etc.). (Hole 6).
The room. The room was 42 BD for the night, 25 BD for two hours. Not a place I would stay on a regular basis but the sheets, towels and bathrooms were clean. Beer, chips, dip and women would have made it a party. (Hole 7).
The women. As reported, the nationalities and room numbers were on the back of a tissue box. The bell hop took the time to explain the Arabic and how to contact the girls. The menu included, Indonesian, Malaysian, Ethiopian, Russian, Ukraine, Turkish, Thai, Filipino, and a couple of others. (Hole 8).
The service. The average cost appears to be 30 BD for 1 pop, 50 BD for 2. The Turkish seemed to have an extremely enjoyable and fun personality, good conversation and very open. My colleague spent a short time with her and will probably comment on the sex in his post but my gut feeling is that it's worth the cost. I spent time with the Ukrainian. Fairly mature but descent (mid to late 30's). Not as much fun as the Turk. The Ukrainian was a typical CBJ with missionary followed by doggie. Nothing exciting but a big difference from the Thai ladies I've been with lately. (Hole 9).
The dissappontmet.
- We called the Russian. Not your typical Russian. Very petite. Young ( 20) and very much like a pale white girl with a Thai body. She walked in as the Turk was explaining the prices to us. The Turk encouraged her to come in and party with us but the Russian simply turned around and walked out without saying a word.
- The Ethiopian came down but she only gives massages and not the full service.
- I called a couple of the others and got no answer or they answered and just never showed up.
We like the idea of the flats but we probably won't try this particular flat again. It seems to benefit us most when we can travel in groups of 2 or more because we can share the cost of the room. It also helps to have guys all interested in the happy and you can talk openly about local experiences. Very much akin to trading in the clubs and a round of golf for FuckFlats, Beer, chips and women.
We ended the evening at Warblers in the Ramee Baisen Hotel just around the corner from the Flat. Warblers is a British Pub with a Thai band. Mostly Thai and Chinese girls. We didn't partake but from my last visit there a couple of months ago the prices for girls were 50 BD for 1 hour. I tried to get a couple of candid snapshots of the Ukrainian. Enjoy. Hope to have more when we play our 9 Holes next weekend.
Doctor99 - Next time I'll bring the beer and liquor, you bring the chips and dip.
