Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=RakSopheni;2702585]Haha. I knew somebody would get it. Yes, please enlighten them.[/QUOTE]Rak=love

Sopheni=prostitute / hooker

[QUOTE=Cool;2702608]My future trips will be shorter. Soi 6 quality has nosedived so I will be weekend millionaire future trips and hit gogo. I was surprised how old the girls were in LK Metro. Some had nice bodies though.[/QUOTE]The girls will return when the travelers return!

[QUOTE=DaruDesi89;2702761]Woke up by afternoon (previous FR details why) and decided to take a long shower as my legs are still sore from previous day.

I head out for some food and by the time I am done, its almost 3 PM. Still no interest in calling anyone from TF (even cancelled the 2 I have scheduled for the day) but I think I might just regret it if I waste a day without any action later when I am back home. So, I decide to do the one thing I can do to have fun without any effort from my side. A Soapy Massage!!

I know many seniors here have warned me against soapy massages in Pattaya but it was this or go home and relax and I said screw it and went for it. Only luxury massage spa I can find that is open around me is Honey 3 so I head there. Spoke to the owner and he gives me a tour. The place looks like a fricking 5 star hotel for Thailand standards. Interiors, seating, lounge and everything else except the girls! LOL.

I will split the rest of the review into two pieces..[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. I never really cared for soapys, I went once in BKK back in 2017 and thought it was overpriced for what you get. I'm guessing the hordes of guys in groups were Indians, LOL.

So there is essentially no need to tip the girl? You simply pay the price of the massage up front and the only other cost are drinks if you care to have one?

[QUOTE=Horatio;2702568]Fly into to Bangkok and take bus to Pattaya. Stay at windmill motel in Pattaya in nakula. Spend a week in Pattaya, spending 8000 baht a day on women. This should get you a short time or two and an overnighter. Budgett another 1000 baht for misc.

Then go to Phuket. Plan a month there. Get a motel on soi tai died (sp). Budget 3000 baht for hotel for month and 3500 baht for Muay Thai training. Maybe 3000 baht a week for women. 200 baht a day for food, $75 US for motorbike for a month. Then head back to Pattaya for a week. Then bus to bkk then home.

Hope this helped. .[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JizzyB;2702744]Many Thanks for your suggestions. This is helpful. .[/QUOTE]Are you serious? 8000 baht a day on women in Pattaya but only 3000 baht a week for women in Phuket?

The Phuket budget is far too low. 3000 baht for monthly hotel comes to 100 baht per day. 200 baht a day for food is too low, especially for a man who just dropped 8000 baht daily for a week of women in Pattaya. Or, does that 100 baht per day hotel come with free breakfast?

For the Phuket part I put 3500 baht for Muay Thai training. Spend 2 to 4 hours a day doing that and get plenty of rest and you won't be mongering much. The guy didn't give much detail on what he wanted so I just posted what I spent when I was there last. .

I overstated what I spent in Pattaya. I spent 2 to 4 thousand baht a day there every other day or so. I spent about 2000 baht a day one day a week in Phuket, but I was going to chalong pier. 200 baht a day was about what I spent on food in Phuket.

It was a mostly accurate post but not a very serious one. .I can't seem to put smiley faces here to show it wasn't serious. But to be fair the guy asked a silly question with no details on what he wanted, his budget etc.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2702888]Are you serious? 8000 baht a day on women in Pattaya but only 3000 baht a week for women in Phuket?

The Phuket budget is far too low. 3000 baht for monthly hotel comes to 100 baht per day. 200 baht a day for food is too low, especially for a man who just dropped 8000 baht daily for a week of women in Pattaya. Or, does that 100 baht per day hotel come with free breakfast?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DaruDesi89;2702761]To my disappointment, the soapy part of the massage is just a glorified shower that most Asian incalls in US and Canada would give you and had nothing sensual about it. At least SF2 ends with some nice BJ and rimming action. Here, there was nothing. She just put soapy on my entire body and washed it and dried me.[/QUOTE]Well that is not what it is supposed to be. There used to be a pool float / raft involved. When you get out of the tub she puts liquid soap on the raft. Then she lies on top of you and rubs her body all over your body. (That is why on many signs you will see Body to Body or B2B massage.) That is the soapy part! After a while of that is when she rinses and dries you and you head to the bed.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2702994]Well that is not what it is supposed to be. There used to be a pool float / raft involved. When you get out of the tub she puts liquid soap on the raft. Then she lies on top of you and rubs her body all over your body. (That is why on many signs you will see Body to Body or B2B massage.) That is the soapy part! After a while of that is when she rinses and dries you and you head to the bed.[/QUOTE]In Thailand they have a blowup air mattress in the room on the floor. A bucket of soapy water and a ladle. They pour the room temperature water on the mattress and you lay down on the air mattress. They pour soapy water on you and slide on top of you with every part of their body, every which way but loose. (Many Asian massage parlors try to duplicate this, but often do not spend enough time sliding on top of you. Once I had a girl simply sit on me with her arse, and slide around on me, I could hardly breathe, then she farted so much I really could not breathe!) Then the Thai girl puts you on the bed and tries to have sex with you, for me I was so worn out from the soapy massage I said "no thank you" when it came to the sex part of it!

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2702994]Well that is not what it is supposed to be. There used to be a pool float / raft involved. When you get out of the tub she puts liquid soap on the raft. Then she lies on top of you and rubs her body all over your body. (That is why on many signs you will see Body to Body or B2B massage.) That is the soapy part! After a while of that is when she rinses and dries you and you head to the bed.[/QUOTE]I thought the mattress part is called nuru. The soapy part is in a jacuzzi with soapy water. There is never shower involved like the poster said.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2703065]I thought the mattress part is called nuru. The soapy part is in a jacuzzi with soapy water. There is never shower involved like the poster said.[/QUOTE]And that is where it gets confusing for me. Down here in Peru I went to get a Nuru massage. The girl put baby powder all over me and rubbed her body on mine. After a while of that, I asked her when are you going to start with the Nuru, because on here I had read that Nuru is done with some type of gel. But this girl said Nuru only means her body rubbing against mine. So if soapy truly only means the girl washes you in a bubble bath then, like DD said it is definitely a rip.

Thanks CaliGuy33 for the information.

[QUOTE=CaliGuy33;2702805]I presume you are coming from India?

I personally wouldn't stay in Phuket for a month, questionable whether I would visit Phuket at all. I'd stay in Pattaya most of the time. You can easily visit islands that are accessible from Pattaya which negates, at least to an extent, the need to go to Phuket. I went to Phuket once and didn't like it. Of course, to each their own.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2702556]I walked by the market west of Tukcom recently, and it was closed.[/QUOTE]Pity.

There used to be a vibrant street food scene in the same spot. Anybody know the status?

Bunky

Hi all I am planning to visit pattaya and Bangkok by end of June to early July, around 7 days trip. Any apps to get good girls, food, cabs travel. I appreciate if any good contacts and guide. Thanks you.

[QUOTE=Bunky;2703234]Pity.

There used to be a vibrant street food scene in the same spot. Anybody know the status?

Bunky[/QUOTE]Still plenty of street food, just the market is closed.

[QUOTE=HydKing1;2703306]Hi all I am planning to visit pattaya and Bangkok by end of June to early July, around 7 days trip. Any apps to get good girls, food, cabs travel. I appreciate if any good contacts and guide. Thanks you.[/QUOTE]You are making it too difficult.

When you go to Pattaya, walk down Soi 6 at 4 pm.

I am heading to Singapore today with a civvie lady. She used to be a cleaning lady at Maggie Mays, long ago, a decent MILF.

If you plan to be in Pattaya for a long time, try taking a lady to another country, they will post on Facebook and soon their friends will start hitting you up.

The only downside for me is that I have a cold, the first since Covid. I guess that means the epidemic is over.