Katherine Escort and Massage
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One thing to do was to ask the local van drivers (songathews or something? They're just glorified pickup trucks with hard seating installed). I haven't seen tuktuks here I think even though I read about them. The vans go on defined routes if I understand correctly. Mostly just round and round in a small area. I didn't think they'd go to Phuket town. I thought about asking a couple for pricing. In the end though, I just asked my hotel to call me a taxi for 500 baht.
This was around 4 pm and they kept saying traffic jam even though I couldn't see any jam. But within 10 minutes, we were sitting in traffic almost all the way through. He kept telling me about the 4 pm traffic jam. So, it took about an hour and I actually had him drop me off at the local mall (Ocean mall), which google listed at around a 10 minute walk. I did that to avoid rates being jacked up because of a kickback to the driver. Driver couldn't understand why I'd want to to go that mall instead of a nicer one. LESSON: start around 3 PM to go to Katherine from Patong.
I used Google Maps on my phone for walking directions to Katherine. (My phone has a DTAC sim I got for 15 days, with 4 gb data. I had earlier acquired a nice GSM+CDMA unlocked phone with all sorts of frequencies, since I travel a lot. So, I'm able to get nice 4 G LTE. My previous cheaper phone was restricted to 2 G Edge speeds because of lack of local frequency support). I find Google Maps directions to be flawless for the most part (I also reported this when I was trying to hit FKK World in Germany) whereas I reserve my cursing for my car's Garmin Nuvi.
I get into Katherine and I'm a bit unfamiliar with what to do. They point me to the desk and I go and stand in front of it. Papasan hands me a set of cards. Now that I recall, this is what I read earlier but at the time I had expected to see a fishbowl (incorrectly, it seems). So, no problem. I started browsing through the cards. These photos were airbrushed and photoshopped but listed info like height, weight, English, kissing, etc. I think most of it was mostly identical. I settled on one girl and told Papasan the number. But he said wait, they coming.
Eventually all the girls came for a lineup. Okay, I was not expecting a live lineup in front of me and frankly a live lineup makes me uncomfortable. They're being judged and they see me judging them. And I'm being judged by them and I see them. I don't like it. I saw the girl I had picked out from the card and I immediately changed my choice. I also felt a bit under pressue now that they were standing in front of me. So, anyway, I picked a girl who kind of appealed to me and told Papasan the number, who announced the number loudly. See, again, this is why I don't like this public setup. Why can't they go and he quietly bring out the chosen one?
So, I think this happened before the line up but he typed into a calculator 2500. Then he said, happy hour discount and typed in 2000. So, he gave me the early bird discount but I didn't remember what rate was listed on the site. I had no way to verify I was getting a real discount or a discount off an inflated price. But I could go with 2 k.
I paid 2 k and they asked me if I needed taxi to go back. I said, yes, to Patong beach. They said 600 and I laughed and said I just paid 500 to come here. He and two other guys laughed. They said it costs 600 for taxi here. I said I got taxi guy's phone number. They quite jovially insisted he'll charge 600 for here. I said, I knew the deal, I'll call him a little distance away. It was all pretty light-hearted. Girl was standing there (I didn't see her), and I went with her.
She took my footwear and gave me another pair for indoor use. She took me upstairs to a fairly nice room. This is what I am talking about. I hate those massage place matteresses separated by a curtain. I'm into decent, upscale-style settings. But I was unfamiliar with what I was expected to do. She seemed pretty prepared with stuff, bags, what not. Gave me water and starting preparing. Eventually took off her clothes and motioned for me to do the same. I still felt a bit awkward at not knowing what to do. Went into the shower with her and she proceeded to do a shower scrub. So, this was fairly interesting to experience. I imagine if I was much more attractive and well-mainted like a couple of years ago, it would have been nicer but for now, this was a professional scrubbing, not exactly erotic shower, etc. Special washing attention given to your groin.
After that she had me walk out of the shower and dry myself. Gave me a towel. It all seemed very nicely done. However, a couple of times, she excused herself to go to the toilet. She started a massage and it wasn't a half-hearted non-massage. I'd say it was somewhat decent attempt at a massage where she knew something. I was fairly happy with it considering the context. She did the flip side and then proceeded to do a body to body. This seems juveline but it tickled me. She actually asked me if I didn't like. I was like, no, I'm just ticklish. She probably didn't understand but didn't seem to think that I was saying that I didn't like, so it was okay.
This girl had the best boobs I have seen thus far in Thailand. Real, big boobs. Nice darker tits. However, she didn't say a whole lot. Maybe it was the English. She said she was from Bangkok.
After this she went on cowgirl style. Usually that's not the best position from me and but this time I was able to work with that. Afterwards, cleanup and another shower. Now, she'd ask me to step out from the shower and then close the door and shower herself. I must admit I find that a tad interesting and odd. I mean, there's not much for her to hide? I didn't think the door was being closed to prevent water-splashing. Just something interesting that I mused over.
We went downtairs. (Am I supposed to tip? I didn't). They gave me an evaluation card (did you spend an hour? Did you get body to body? Where did you hear about us?, etc.) and actually had the girl hand me the card. I filled it out and gave it back to her.
She was very professional through the entire thing. It was an interesting experience. I have never had it before. I exited and walked back to the mall and found a taxi there. It was a little harder than I expected but the tourist info guy with a taxi sign agreed to drive me back for 500 baht.
[/QUOTE]The Songthaews are very cheap and goes from the beaches, for example Patong and Karon, to Phuket. They operate until 6 pm But it takes time and you have at least 10 minutes walk in the heat from the songthaew station to Katherines, so I took a taxi with aircon for 550 bath. I asked the driver to take me to Twin Inn hotell in Phuket town which is situated next to Katherine's.
I choose one girl from the set of cards. I took the one that offered french kiss. The price was 3 090 bath for 90 minutes. This was with the happy hour discount. The girl took me upstairs to a very nice room. We showered together. The procedure was 1. Erotic massage. 2. Body-to-body. 3. Blowjob. 4. Fuck.
The massage and body-to-body did not turn me on. It was not professional and not made with any feeling. But the blowjob was fantastic. After that I started the final part by licking her. She started to make noises immediately, which is not very realistic. But I continued and could eventually notice from the movements of her pussy etc that she at least had any pleasure. Finally I took her in missionary position. The sex was OK but not more.
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