Trip report 1. The Bestard
Wed May 24
The flight from Delhi landed at SVU at 5:10 in the morning. Walk to the Immigration was the usual mile walk. Exiting thru the immigration this Indian dude asks me where the luggage was. We were at Carousal 18. I said look up on the board and sure enough the sign says luggage is on no.8 all the way to the other end. (seems to me that Thai has a perverse pleasure to promote very cheap flights from India to BKK and then making you run around the whole airport).
Anyway I pointed out to him which signs to look at and where to go. He mentions that it is first time for him. First time in a plane, I thought. As we go past carousal 12, there are luggage on it and he stops to check for his luggage. No, I say to him #8 not #12. He starts following me and I ask, you have friends meeting you. No, he says, but how do you get to the Gurduwara (a Sikh temple)
As we walked thru the customs, he gets called out for inspection. I just kept going through. As I left him, I though. Man, this guy comes in for cheap stay, food and pussies. But he is going to get royally screwed by the ladies and the LBs. It;s going to be an expensive learning trip for him.
Yeah, I am a Bestard. No sympathy for the illiterate going on world travels.
More reports to follow.
Visakha Bucha day Hunting
started out [b]soi 8: [/b] all the little massage shops were open, aviva was closed (can understand why, they aren't even busy on regular days) but pornvillai massage (across from aviva) was open.
walked a little farther to inspect the girlies at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]: closed. mmhhh no sucking tonight.
as i walked out soi 8, a tuktuk hustler asks "where you go? " "massage? " i chuckle and decide to stay with the man. i ask him "where? which massage? " he then asks me if i am on holiday or not? i tell him not and he says "you don't know this massage, very good ladies", i insist "where? " he tells me "only for thai people, only thai people go" i laugh and ask "if only thai people, why you take me? " he is a little speechless but recovers quickly "but i say you my friend and we can go" hahaha i laugh and after another few minutes he tells me the name: j-one, thanks but no thanks. see ya.
he grabs me back and asks: "where you go, i take you" i tell him i am going to nep and he says "today buda holiday, nep, cowboy, patpong, all closed" i laughed hard and told him i was at sc earlier and they assured me 80% of the bars would be open and even serving liquor.
i moved on and walked down to soi [b]7/1: [/b] eden was closed and the other little bars were open but not to my taste.
[b]soi 7: [/b]went down to bg7, had a look, the usual typical customers and the girls did not look very good.
[b]soi 5: [/b] gullivers was booming, nice action, nice girls and same story: loads of farangs drinking beer.
did not feel like going to nep so i went to [b]soi oily (24/1): [/b] walked the whole soi and i can assure you of 1 thing: angel has got to be the most popular oily in bangkok.
i passed the whole bunch of teens, matsutake, rynda, menthol etc. (there is even a pizza joint there now) and they all had loads of girls outside, bored and screaming for you to come for a massage. all massage had girls outside, all but not 1: angels. angels had about 10 japanese blokes smoking outside (wow, that's a different welcome bunch lol), i entered, just out of curiosity. well, there must have been another 20 japs inside, waiting on sofas, smoking, talking, looking at the book. when i approached the counter, the lady (that knows me) gave me a sad look and pointed at the japanese: many people waiting for room, maybe 2 hour for wait (god damn! ) that meant all of their 31 rooms were already full and another 30+ people waiting. wow, angels is surely popular.
[b]soi 24: [/b] lotus was closed (well, who cares anyway, this place is dead by now), orient was open, pink was open but i did not even consider it reading the negative reviews lately.
took a mototaxi to [b]soi22: [/b] hana massage was open, kornwan was open (very difficult to notice them at night, they have no glowing sign, you could easily miss it), lavender was open and nuan also.
decided to go to [b]sc: [/b] afterskool, shark were closed, the other gogos seemed open. did not even think about trying jj, fannys, toy and moonshine (no reason to go there anymore) so i ended up in sw (suzie wong). had 1 beer and left (talent was below average, way below). long gun was ok, dollhouse was soso, our place was open but i did not check it out.
i was on my way home when a hostess from baccara reeled me in (she was a stunner), i told her that i would have a drink with her and then go home. she was very nice, her face was adorable (as well as her ass), stayed with her for 2 drinks and she was a lovely conversationist. when i told her i was going home, she asked me if she could come because she is lonely and she like me (yeah yeah yeah, that's the first time i hear that one).
strange enough, it's not that late and she insists on lt. she says that she could have st and come back to have another but she wants to go lt with me. fine, who am i to refuse spending more time with this cutie (now hopefully she's as energetic in bed as she is in the bar).
went back to my condo and she started to make herself comfortable (like it was her home), it was certainly funny to watch. she was getting acquainted with the place and was amazed by its size. it's a 2 bedroom, high floor with a very nice view, she asked me " how can young man like you work in thailand have apartment nice like this? " (expensive but since the company is paying for it, why not take a nice place). i usually don't like to bring girls back to my place for the simple reason that i don't want them to show up out of the blue when they need a place to crash, are drunk or for whatever other reason, but this bird was different, given she'd only go lt, i wasn't going to book a hotel room.
she opened the fridge and claimed she was hungry, i offered to go buy something outside but she insisted we open the ice cream box i had. ok honey, knock yourself out.
she sat on the sofa and watched tv for a while, eating the ice cream right out of the box. i went to shower and she soon followed "why you shower without me? " well, i didn't have an answer to that and was pretty dumbfounded. she grabbed the shower cream and started to wash me, she wouldn't allow me to wash myself, i think she wanted to show me she was the one controlling the pace of the action and that was fine by me.
things got really hot in the shower and i had to fight hard not to fuck her in there, bareback. she was playing with me rubbing her pussy against the tip of my cock and she could see in my eyes that i was dying to insert it (i think she took an evil pleasure in doing this).
sex was great, but with the kind of foreplay and her beauty, i couldn't hold for long. after i shot, i was still rock hard and she did not need any other invitation: cleaned the stick, covered it and impaled herself on it. second time took long but i could see she did not mind.
after sex, we showered again and she got hungry, we munched on potato chips and drank ice tea while watching tv. the way she cuddled herself with me felt like she has been my girlfriend for years, she eventually fell asleep and i carried her over to the bed.
morning was early for me (work) and i was too tired for another sex performance so i woke her and asked her to get ready. she asked if she could stay and wait for me until i came back but being the cautious prick i am, i told her that i couldn't do that. she understood and went to get ready. damn she looked good in that lingerie! unbelievably tough inner fight between my big and small brain over a morning sex session, but the big brain prevailed.
got her her money and sent her home, she asked me for my phone number (which i never give) but took hers, she asked me if she could come by tomorrow (today) if she feels lonely, i was very evasive and this is exactly the reason why i hate bringing girls to my condo.
call me crazy, but i hope she doesn't show up.
but if she does, and we end up in bed fooling around, do i have to pay her or something? maybe the more experienced mongers here can advise me. i know very well about massage joints and etiquette but what about bars and these situations? i am not looking for a relationship, and especially not with a bargirl.
all in all, i'd say it was a good evening and a great night.
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Bamboo Beer Bar, Soi 3, Sukhumvit
Never seen it open at 5. 00am. Standard opening times are from 10. 00am. 1. 00am.
I usually stay at the Nana Inn Soi 3 (Not Nana Hotel where the cab drivers insist on taking me from the airport) which is a stones throw from the Bamboo Beer Bar.
A flying start to the tour is to get settled in at the hotel then stroll down to Annies soapy massage parlour (Soi 4) for a couple of hours then head into the Bamboo to check out the talent and collect a few telephone numbers.
Heaven Heaven Heaven
As an aside. Rather than Patpong, Nana Plaza and Cowboy bashing every night. My enjoyment mostly comes from hunting down the talent during afternoon shopping strolls around the Sukhumvit area. Amazing the quality what can be found readily available in and around the shopping malls.
On a note of caution, I had the misfortune of venturing into the elevated ground floor coffee shop area of the Grace Hotel last month only to find drugged out, used up, worn out Russian women for the price of 500 baht short time. Scarred me for life it did!