Moscow

[QUOTE=Lukasek]Privetik Pizdyets,

do you mean Jake993 ?!

Really ? :) So far as I know him, he has high standard too, so I hardly imagine him between ugly girls....

Hey Jake993 say something ;)[/QUOTE]

Privet Luka!

Yes, I'm talking about the one and only Jake993. And let's just say that his standards drop substantially after a fifth of JW Black with a mojito chaser. But at least he maintains consciousness!

Anyone know why the ladies on Craigslist do not reply to E Mail.
I sent about 15 e mails, but did not receive any responses.

Any suggestions for incalls near the Hilton Hotel?
Thanks

Craigslist? In Moscow??

This is a joke, right???

[QUOTE=Pizdyets]Privet Luka!

Yes, I'm talking about the one and only Jake993. And let's just say that his standards drop substantially after a fifth of JW Black with a mojito chaser. But at least he maintains consciousness![/QUOTE] Did I not just say that alcohol improves the scenery at RM?
Hey come on guys, ya gotta give an old guy a break here. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Let me pose a question - If you don't remember what she looks like, is she still an ugly chick?
Didn't anyone ever tell you that the "ugly filter" doesn't work with girls less than half your age? ;)

[QUOTE=Johntodd]Anyone know why the ladies on Craigslist do not reply to E Mail.
I sent about 15 e mails, but did not receive any responses.

Any suggestions for incalls near the Hilton Hotel?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
JT - let us know how the Hilton is. I have been meaning to try staying there. I usually rent an apartment in Moscow but I am a Gold VIP Hilton Honors member and have been curious.

Dobry vecer Jake, we were waiting for you here ;)

That's very good:
[QUOTE=Jake993]...
Didn't anyone ever tell you that the "ugly filter" doesn't work with girls less than half your age? ;)[/QUOTE]

and I totally agree. I dated a local girl, 15 yo younger than me and I could forgive her even an hairy pussy :D

Honestly alcol is good when you are in a place with no top notch girls, ( read my first week in Rio without know termas ), couple of drinks and the scenary totally changes....as they say in CZ... "po 5 pivo kazda je krasna" and I guess no need to translate for the ones here speaking russian ;)

[QUOTE=Jake993]

Did I not just say that 3 liters of 180 proof grain alcohol improves the water buffalos at RM?

Hey come on guys, I thought she was a 9.5, (on the Richter Scale), when she walked in and all the tables shook and the glasses rattled.

Beastliness is in the eye of the beheamoth.

I don't remember what she looks like, because my optic nerves ruptured and I went blind?

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Let us HELP you to remember, old man.

Bring back any memories of your bovine exploits?

[QUOTE=Bez Bezarra]Let us HELP you to remember, old man.
Bring back any memories of your bovine exploits?[/QUOTE]
Hey!!! That's my sister!!!!! Or is it your sister? I forget.

[QUOTE=Scoubidou]Hi Susudio

How did you make such a deal with KORSTON to get a room at 3'900RUB per night ?[/QUOTE]I know huh? Even I was surprised. This time it was 1800HOTELS. Had to pay all in advance but it was worth it. Took them up on the airport pick as well. From DOMO $92 but well worth it, private car and very professional, goes on hotel bill also.

I booked for 5 days but now I am going to a hotel near the girl I met.

The free buffet from 7am. 5pm is excellent too! Especially w jet lag I can actually make it on time!

Very quiet hotel. But a lot of bars and restaurants. Especially if you like Asian food. Lots of Asians here and Sushi is just downstairs.

[QUOTE=Jake993]JT - let us know how the Hilton is. I have been meaning to try staying there. I usually rent an apartment in Moscow but I am a Gold VIP Hilton Honors member and have been curious.[/QUOTE]Hilton is fine, Jake. Possible to live.

[QUOTE=Helena Moscow]Hilton is fine, Jake. Possible to live.[/QUOTE] Thanks Helena - and Happy New Year. I assume that the Hilton is "girls friendly"?

[QUOTE=Sususudio]
Very quiet hotel. But a lot of bars and restaurants. Especially if you like Asian food. Lots of Asians here and Sushi is just downstairs.[/QUOTE]

Quiet? Guess things have changed since they shut down all the casinos. Anyway, wholeheartedly agree with you on the Asian food there -- it's some of the best (if not [b]the[/b] best) in town.

[QUOTE=Jake993]Hey!!! That's my sister!!!!! Or is it your sister? I forget.[/QUOTE]

In my obviously ultra-over the top fun-poke joke-quote of Jake's funny attempt to explain his way out and excuse himself for barrel-bottom fishing with the gutter girls at Real McCoy, after Pizdyonka made his OWN joke about Jake's drinking skills, a surprisingly over-sensitive PezDispenser has taken me to task that I WENT TOO FAR.

Since my delete option time-limit has expired, I hereby state that I retract my post, and will impose a sentence of self-banishishment until I learn my lesson. I will have to make one exception to defend myself in the Moldova gallery, where I was bogusly accused of posting a stolen foto. Even Jackson had to explain to the coward that his attack is meritless without a reference to where I supposedly stole it from, which is impossible since she's OBVIOUSLY my model anyway.

Back at work now anyway, 5 yr contract.

Shire zhopy ne pyornesh!

[quote=bez bezarra]in my obviously ultra-over the top fun-poke joke-quote of jake's funny attempt to explain his way out and excuse himself for barrel-bottom fishing with the gutter girls at real mccoy, after pizdyonka made his own joke about jake's drinking skills, a surprisingly over-sensitive pezdispenser has taken me to task that i went too far.

since my delete option time-limit has expired, i hereby state that i retract my post, and will impose a sentence of self-banishishment until i learn my lesson. i will have to make one exception to defend myself in the moldova gallery, where i was bogusly accused of posting a stolen foto. even jackson had to explain to the coward that his attack is meritless without a reference to where i supposedly stole it from, which is impossible since she's obviously my model anyway.

back at work now anyway, 5 yr contract.

shire zhopy ne pyornesh![/quote] bez, i am speechless. while i am in no way foolish enough to think of this as an apology, a retraction speaks volumes about you as a member of this online community and i must say i do appreciate the gesture.
now, if i could just figure out how to stop chasing ugly women when i'm drunk then i would have 2010 nailed. ;)

Why not fuck ugly women? It's fun.