Stupid shit in Medellin

Can anyone here explain how this makes any sense at all?

[QUOTE=JustTK;2668149] In any case, all they need is close close their eyes or ask for doggy, and they can imagine you are anyone they want you to be.[/QUOTE]In case you missed the context, he's discussing how working girls can handle being with guys who they find unattractive.

Anyone here can put that to the test, without even testing it.

Take a moment to think about a woman, in particular, a woman who you are not in any way attracted to. A long time ago my friends and I played a game called how many beers. It's somewhat heartless, but easy to play. Pick a woman and decide how many beers you would need to drink before you would fuck her. For this test pick somewhere between a 10 beer girl and death from alcohol poisoning.

Here's the difficult part. Imagine you're naked in bed with her. Now imagine, while in bed with the disgusting woman, that you are closing your eyes and pretending she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.

How successful do you think you would be at pretending she's some beauty queen?

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2668157] there used to be a one legged, toothless woman who hung out across the street behind the church. Are you saying she should be paid the same as the hottest girl working that street.[/QUOTE]I've bonked dwarves, grand mothers, mothers of ten. I have a friend who bonked a one legged German. The odd time I am with with American women, I always insist on fucking them up the tradesman's entrance before cumming on their fat faces. I find it odd they and similar "locals" over charge and under perform, like they are something special. The problem with being in the civilized world is Third Worlders quickly adapt to take the benefits. No more LBFMing from them.

[QUOTE=Shemp;2667920]While it is possible to sell pussy with no skills, hell there are trannies out there selling pussy without having a pussy to sell, there are a lot of skills nobody ever considers.

1. The skill of looking at an old, fat, ugly customer and telling him how handsome he is.

2. The skill of looking at a sad little penis that looks like it belongs on a Chihuahua and convincing the guy it's the biggest she's ever seen.

3. The skill of not gagging over bad breath or nasty body odor.

4. The skill of convincing the customer that she's having the time of her life.

I've met quite a few mongers and not many are in the running for sexiest man alive. Yet most of the girls treat us like royalty.

Try that some time. Go out to a dive bar. Find a 60 year old woman with a body that rates a -46 on the 1-10 scale. Pick one whose face looks like she took a face plant into the deep fat fryer. While you're at it, look for the greasy hair that hasn't been washed in 6 months, which goes well with the green teeth (all 7 of them). Go right ahead and convince her that she's beautiful, then take her home (to her place. If she gets in your place you might need a crane to get her out), and go to town on her. Eat that pussy and don't mind the stink. Stick your tongue down her throat. Fuck her, roll her over and fuck her again.[/QUOTE]Funny but mostly a fantasy. In the casas and strip clubs most do not go to all that effort but put something in the range of the least effort possible. It's routine, and even your young hunks that go there get the same service. Many Facebook girls are the same way unless they are eager for repeat business, some are, some aren't. At the end of the day for all of them it's a job.

P.S. The analogy of fucking an old greasy gringa doesn't work real well for the simple difference between male and female sexuality. Men need to produce wood, no easy task in such a situation. All the woman needs is a bottle of lube and open legs.

You say you want a mirror image of this thread? But this thread is for stupid shit, some of which is of use. Your gripe should be with moderating other non stupid shit threads. You should be asking that those other threads should be heavily pruned of stupid shit to increase their information to noise ratio. The stupid shit threads are an attempt to do what you ask.

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2668198]Amen, I mean what the fuck is going on in this thread. Moderator, can't this please be moved to some other thread dedicated to gripes and off topic bickering.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2668198]Amen, I mean what the fuck is going on in this thread. Moderator, can't this please be moved to some other thread dedicated to gripes and off topic bickering.[/QUOTE]Totally agree. 70+% of posts fit the stupid half but have nothing to do with Medellin. Mostly name calling.

This is not an attack, it's a discussion. React however you wish, or ignore it. I'll probably survive.

[QUOTE=LoveItHere69;2668513]Totally agree. 70+% of posts fit the stupid half but have nothing to do with Medellin. Mostly name calling.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the real world.

Have you ever had to sit through a meeting that lasted much longer than necessary because there's always someone who has to bring up unrelated topics? Ever been in a group conversation about some subject and had someone jump in with something completely different? How about the group conversation that someone won't let move to a different subject, because they only want to talk about one thing?

Online forums are no different. They never have been and never will be. I might get some of the details wrong because it's been 30 years and I don't feel like looking it up, but there was a famous battle over this back in the early 1990's. An immigration lawyer in Phoenix started flooding internet forums with ads for his services to help people get green cards. It didn't matter what the purpose of the forum was, he spammed them with his ads. It caused quite an uproar.

My favorite, or least favorite, example happened long ago. I was waiting at a public storage facility for a customer and had the laborer I was stuck with that day with me. An old Chinese man was sitting in the lobby, visiting his daughter, the owner. He was making tea and invited us to join him. He was talking about it being his first trip out of China, about the significance of the tea, Chinese culture and several things I found interesting. Out of nowhere the laborer started talking about the argument he had with his girlfriend.

It's not always intentional. Often it starts with with a bit of bad advice or information and snowballs from there. And yes, I'm well aware that I'm probably the worst offender of taking bad information and turning it into a pissing contest. Bad information and abject stupidity annoy me.

There's only one effective solution, require admin approval for every post. It's not a perfect solution, because the admins aren't infallible and it creates a lot more work, while slowing down access to useful information. However, it should eliminate most of the useless posts. I doubt if that will happen.

There are other ways to deal with it, except none of them will eliminate the problem.

1. Ignore the posts. We all know our way around Medellin. None of us require any information found on the Medellin thread. On rare occasions there's some information which saves the trouble of looking it up, or tells us we might want to look it up, but it's not likely to be critical to what we're doing.

2. Report every post which you think should be removed. It might not have any effect, but at least you're bringing the problem is the attention of the only ones who can fix it.

3. Call it out. If you think a post is stupid, call it stupid and explain why it's stupid (instead of just attacking the author). Initially it makes the problem worse, but there are some benefits. First, you're getting involved in the discussion and there's a chance you'll discover something. Second, it's more likely to bring the offending post to the admin's attention, so they can move it. Third, you're lending your unique perspective to the issues, along with your reputation.

Finally, you're applying peer pressure. If I point out that something doesn't make sense, it's just that asshole Jjbee causing trouble. If 5 different people point it out, then whoever posted it, even me, might think twice before their next useless offering.

Of course none of the above is going to happen. Complaining about something is easy, almost everyone does it. There's no risk involved. Worst case someone insults you, then you take turns hurling insults, while ignoring everything else the other person says (or assuming it's an attack on you).

Rolling up your metaphorical sleeves and trying to fix something is hard and there's the risk of failure. It's much better to sit around and pretend every problem is new and someone else is to blame.

[QUOTE=Paulie97;2668411]Funny but mostly a fantasy. In the casas and strip clubs most do not go to all that effort but put something in the range of the least effort possible. It's routine, and even your young hunks that go there get the same service. Many Facebook girls are the same way unless they are eager for repeat business, some are, some aren't. At the end of the day for all of them it's a job.

P.S. The analogy of fucking an old greasy gringa doesn't work real well for the simple difference between male and female sexuality. Men need to produce wood, no easy task in such a situation. All the woman needs is a bottle of lube and open legs.[/QUOTE]I had to go back to my post to clarify a few things. Accuracy is important.

Nowhere in my post, or in Shemp's post which didn't correctly quote my post were strip clubs, casas or Facebook girls mentioned, but I'm happy to discuss all 3.

Strip clubs, in my experience, you're correct. The girls rarely put forth much effort in the room. They'll work to get you in the room, but they've already earned their money before your pants come off.

Casas, you're correct if you fail to pay attention to the signs which are obvious during the lineup. I've mentioned this several times. If you pick a girl who shows interest and enthusiasm, you're more likely to get a girl who will try to please you. If you pick a girl who is bored and won't make eye contact, you end up with a girl who already told you she's not interested. The downside is, the most interested girl and the most attractive girl are almost never the same girl.

Facebook isn't much different from the casas. You still need to find the girls who are going to put forth some effort. When I first started using Facebook my choices were about 50-50. Once I started comparing duda to firecrackers, I improved my success rate.

It is a job, except for a small number of women. That's another subject for another day. I don't think anyone said it's not a job. The discussion is whether there are any skills which a girl can use to improve her job performance and customer satisfaction rating. Another part of the discussion is whether the job is different from a more mainstream job. Since I don't believe anyone here has ever worked as a Colombian prostitute, you can either rely on unqualified opinion or available research. Take your pick.

As for your P.S., it appears the editor changed it from BS.

Yes, make and female sexuality are different. Each responds to different cues and stimuli. However, just like natural lubrication can be replaced by artificial lubrication, natural male arousal can be replaced by artificial means. Both you and I already use pharmaceutical aids. There are other methods besides the little blue pills. Check your local men's health clinic for other options.

Besides, are you really going to argue that there's no difference between a woman who needs lube and just lays there and a woman who is an aroused and active participant?

I almost forgot. (Wink).

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2668614]I had to go back to my post to clarify a few things. Accuracy is important.

Nowhere in my post, or in Shemp's post which didn't correctly quote my post were strip clubs, casas or Facebook girls mentioned, but I'm happy to discuss all 3. [/QUOTE]I never read your post, only Shemp's satire and the one or two that gave him the high five. I also felt accuracy was important. Wink. I probably read 30% of the Colombia posts at most. You never crossed my mind when creating that post.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2668614]Strip clubs, in my experience, you're correct. The girls rarely put forth much effort in the room. They'll work to get you in the room, but they've already earned their money before your pants come off. [/QUOTE]Same goes for the casas as even New Life is now collecting in advance. Though it's easier to get full refunds than at strip clubs if the girl is uncooperative prior to penetration.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2668614]Casas, you're correct if you fail to pay attention to the signs which are obvious during the lineup. I've mentioned this several times. If you pick a girl who shows interest and enthusiasm, you're more likely to get a girl who will try to please you. If you pick a girl who is bored and won't make eye contact, you end up with a girl who already told you she's not interested. The downside is, the most interested girl and the most attractive girl are almost never the same girl. [/QUOTE]That's fascinating, how much you feel you can learn from a quick glance, a handshake and announcement of a name. Can you read used car salesmen as good as you can hookers? That would be a very useful and even marketable skill. The enthusiastic one may be a pitch girl and the aloof one shy who will fuck your brains out. How many times do we hear about girls across various venues talking a good game then changing in the room? Now of course we have plenty of guys who claim to have virtually no bad experiences, but all we have as "proof" are their anecdotes. Many guys like trying to make themselves look good, even over the internet.

It's true that the more attractive ones tend to be worse in the room, but that has nothing to do with their handshake, glance, "Dulce," and turn and departure as she makes room for the girl behind her. Also I've never had one fail to make eye contact that I can remember, which I don't necessarily take as a compliment. Your typical casa girl has her mind on the money she takes home at the end of the day, and has resigned herself to take on all swinging dicks. Their biggest complaint is hung men that fuck them too hard for their taste leaving them sore, and both handsome a disgusting men can pull that off. But based on the above comments I suspect your casa experience is limited.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2668614]IYes, make and female sexuality are different. Each responds to different cues and stimuli. However, just like natural lubrication can be replaced by artificial lubrication, natural male arousal can be replaced by artificial means. Both you and I already use pharmaceutical aids. There arl behind her.re other methods besides the little blue pills. Check your local men's health clinic for other options.[/QUOTE]You talk to me about BS and don't even know that Viagra does nothing to faciliate sexual arousal?? LOL No arousal still no wood. Viagra only facilitates greater blood flow to the penis. But if you are aware of any drugs that assist with arousal when faced with a 60 year old gringa whose face looks like it was dipped in a deep fat fryer, please tell us about them as Viagra does zilch. There's some natural supplements that reportedly help with arousal, but clinical evidence is very limited. May be even more limited or non-existent when faced with someone you are replused by. But the woman can be repulsed and still perform, just open legs and apply lube. That was the point.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2668614]Besides, are you really going to argue that there's no difference between a woman who needs lube and just lays there and a woman who is an aroused and active participant? [/QUOTE]There occasionally comes a time to answer a question with a question, are you really going to erect a strawman and knock it down? Well yea, you just did so I answered my own question. LOL.

You'll likely get the last word on this one, as in the end the subject is pretty trivial and I'm wrapping up my Medellin adventure. The locals rest on Sundays so I often do the same. Be safe out on the roads and Long Live Ukraine.

[QUOTE=JustTK;2668025]Have you thoought about other so called distasteful jobs. Slaughterhouse worker, meat packer, street cleaner, rubbish tip worker, OAP nurse, many others. None of these are well paid either. But plenty find job satisfaction.[/QUOTE]JustTK,

Of course, you are right. Thing is this attitude is a Democratic douche mindset, and it hurts both sexes while benefitting the pols who spew it. Women are promised that "they deserve better" and told to not settle, and any time men hurt women, they are pigs that have to be $ to soothe a woman's feelings.

That creates a problem. My ex was the kind of person who could turn anything you say into a knife, stab herself with it, and proclaim herself the victim. Half my income was barely enough for her to put up with me. She deserved so much better. LOL.

After our divorce, she lost her son, house, and dog, and she had to go back to work. She lives in a shitty apartment that got flooded and half her clothes were ruined with mold. I just watched the first season of love is blind on Netflix. Time and again, I saw the women saying they deserved better initiating a breakup not getting better.

After our divorce, my ex told me she still loved me but that she would never be in a relationship with me. My jaw dropped. To me, our divorce was like getting a tumor removed. I was almost guilty about how little I thought of her. She was still doing the same "You are not worthy of me" shit when she was clearly lucky to have had me. I wish I would have known that and felt that so much sooner.

So I do not have that mindset with women or hos any longer. You are paid to perform and to please me, and if you do not, I will see someone else. Also, do not give me this bullshit about how if you suck my dick, you are worthy of monogamy and potentially half my income. Just stop it. There is no difference between a women who gives me a massage and one who fucks me or sucks my dick.

The irony is I upped my standards so high that I never thought a woman would meet them. I wanted a woman who fucked me so good the thought of having sex again would be met with a groan and I wanted a woman who looked so good that I would rarely see her equal. But most importantly, she also had to want to make me feel good and not be a drain. Almost every woman I met looks wise went down with time, sexually quit performing, and quit trying to please me and substituted bitching for effort.

My slogan was monogamy had to be earned, and I was fully content that I would be playing the field the rest of my life. That anyone woman would meet my standard was something I never thought would happen. But when you visualize what you really want, the universe has a weird way of giving it to you.

So I fucking hate these posts that are degrading to men and "uplifting" to women. Who gives a fuck what a 19 year old ho thinks about anything?

[QUOTE=Paulie97;2668710]I never read your post, only Shemp's satire and the one or two that gave him the high five. I also felt accuracy was important. Wink. I probably read 30% of the Colombia posts at most. You never crossed my mind when creating that post.

Same goes for the casas as even New Life is now collecting in advance. Though it's easier to get full refunds than at strip clubs if the girl is uncooperative prior to penetration.

That's fascinating, how much you feel you can learn from a quick glance, a handshake and announcement of a name. Can you read used car salesmen as good as you can hookers? That would be a very useful and even marketable skill. The enthusiastic one may be a pitch girl and the aloof one shy who will fuck your brains out. How many times do we hear about girls across various venues talking a good game then changing in the room? Now of course we have plenty of guys who claim to have virtually no bad experiences, but all we have as "proof" are their anecdotes. Many guys like trying to make themselves look good, even over the internet.

It's true that the more attractive ones tend to be worse in the room, but that has nothing to do with their handshake, glance, "Dulce," and turn and departure as she makes room for the girl behind her. Also I've never had one fail to make eye contact that I can remember, which I don't necessarily take as a compliment. Your typical casa girl has her mind on the money she takes home at the end of the day, and has resigned herself to take on all swinging dicks. Their biggest complaint is hung men that fuck them too hard for their taste leaving them sore, and both handsome a disgusting men can pull that off. But based on the above comments I suspect your casa experience is limited.

You talk to me about BS and don't even know that Viagra does nothing to faciliate sexual arousal?? LOL No arousal still no wood. Viagra only facilitates greater blood flow to the penis. But if you are aware of any drugs that assist with arousal when faced with a 60 year old gringa whose face looks like it was dipped in a deep fat fryer, please tell us about them as Viagra does zilch. There's some natural supplements that reportedly help with arousal, but clinical evidence is very limited. May be even more limited or non-existent when faced with someone you are replused by. But the woman can be repulsed and still perform, just open legs and apply lube. That was the point.

There occasionally comes a time to answer a question with a question, are you really going to erect a strawman and knock it down? Well yea, you just did so I answered my own question. LOL.

You'll likely get the last word on this one, as in the end the subject is pretty trivial and I'm wrapping up my Medellin adventure. The locals rest on Sundays so I often do the same. Be safe out on the roads and Long Live Ukraine.[/QUOTE]Allow me to connect you to the original. The satire was mine. However, I did enjoy Shemp's reply. I am rather amused that you didn't catch that he was responding to another post. After all, the paragraph you edited out made it obvious:

[QUOTE=Shemp;2667920]
Fantastic & hilarious & oh so true post! Occasionally for laughs I tell a chica that I need "una buena actriz" to take care of me. They of course say no acting needed but we know the truth! Yeah, these girls who usually have sex with hot 19 yr old Colombianos are now banging an unhot 60 yr old gringo. It ain't ez![/QUOTE]Now a link to mine:

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2667748]While it is possible to sell pussy with no skills, hell there are trannies out there selling pussy without having a pussy to sell, there are a lot of skills nobody ever considers.[/QUOTE]As for arousal, I'll repeat, consult your local men's health clinic. I'm sure there's one advertising on the radio. There are other options, which will do the job and they can even be tailored such that the erection lasts however long you want, regardless of ejaculation. If you agree they will try a sample on you, in the clinic and the male doctor will check your erection and time it so they can adjust the dosage for however long you want to remain erect. No stimulus of any type required.

A local clinic was offering a $99 exam including testosterone level check a few years ago. They offered all the different pills, plus the other options. Interesting stuff. However, the whole experience reminded me of a time-share presentation minus the free luggage. I'll stick with my pills.

It is fascinating how much you can learn, from any type of interaction. I'm somewhat surprised you didn't realize. Sometimes it only takes a few words, sometimes a glance. Examples abound:

Did you see a post recently that said "trust me?" It's funny you mentioned used car salesmen, because the "trust me" line is a car salesman cliche. It indicates that trusting the person is not warranted.

Not long ago I received a text from an unknown number that read "How are you, my friend?" I immediately knew they weren't my friend.

Several years ago someone hacked my aunt's Facebook and sent me a message. I rarely talk to her and at that time it had been years. Figuring out the messages weren't from my aunt took a fraction of a second.

A girl glances at you in a bar, just a glance, nothing more. Can you tell whether or not she finds you attractive? I can. A guy on the street looks your way, and you get no impression of what he's thinking?

I analyze. I've been doing it my whole life. I analyze situations thousands of times daily and predict the actions of others. It's how I stay safe out there. If you're coming up in the lane next to me, I know you're going to change lanes in front of me when you're still behind me, long before that turn signal blinks.

Once you've seen the same situation hundreds of times, how can you avoid using your accumulated knowledge to predict the outcome? There are cues all around, just waiting for you to pick up on them.

It is a marketable skill and I profit from my use of it. Your belief or disbelief doesn't change that.

[QUOTE=Elvis2008;2669085]
Thing is this attitude is a Democratic douche mindset... My ex was the kind of person who could turn anything you say into a knife, stab herself...
My slogan was monogamy had to be earned, and I was fully content that I would be playing the field the rest of my life.[/QUOTE]I hear you. But I don't think its a left or right thing. I just think its modern culture. Many western people think the world owes them a living, not just women but men too. Sounds like you took your time to figure it out: I opted out permanently from a "normal life" by my mid 20's, decided I was not going to look for anything permanent in my life. Never been married.

I like the idea of a girl needing to earn monomgamy. I need to tell that to my girl. She's a sexy thing but we don't click in bed. Ses way too conservative, but great in most other ways, hence the reason I visit Centro.

Your ex wife. Sounds like she would make a perfect partner for jpaedo, the King Sophist.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2668342]Can anyone here explain how this makes any sense at all?

In case you missed the context, he's discussing how working girls can handle being with guys who they find unattractive.

Anyone here can put that to the test, without even testing it.

Take a moment to think about a woman, in particular, a woman who you are not in any way attracted to. A long time ago my friends and I played a game called how many beers. It's somewhat heartless, but easy to play. Pick a woman and decide how many beers you would need to drink before you would fuck her. For this test pick somewhere between a 10 beer girl and death from alcohol poisoning.

Here's the difficult part. Imagine you're naked in bed with her. Now imagine, while in bed with the disgusting woman, that you are closing your eyes and pretending she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.

How successful do you think you would be at pretending she's some beauty queen?[/QUOTE]If you had to choose (gun to your head) would you fuck Bella Abzug two hours before she died, or Christie Brinkley in her prime, two hours after she died?

Jjajajjajajajajjajaaaaaajajajjajaja.

Anyone complaining about the Stupid Shit on Stupid Shit has to be a Stupid Shit. Next.

[QUOTE=JustTK;2669298]I hear you. But I don't think its a left or right thing. I just think its modern culture. Many western people think the world owes them a living, not just women but men too. Sounds like you took your time to figure it out[/QUOTE]Yeah, every time, I have gone traditional it has been a disaster. Every time I turned from it; it worked out.

There is a reason women vote Democrat more often than men, and it is because they are promised money by the pols. Sure, some men are like that too but not as many. There was a great line from a man in the manosphere, "People do not want freedom. They want free shit."

[QUOTE=JustTK;2669298]I like the idea of a girl needing to earn monomgamy. I need to tell that to my girl. She's a sexy thing but we don't click in bed. Ses way too conservative, but great in most other ways, hence the reason I visit Centro.[/QUOTE]Most women do not change. Time and again, when I reunited with a sugar baby, I learned that. I did that 4 or 5 times, and it was always a mistake.

[QUOTE=JustTK;2669298]Your ex wife. Sounds like she would make a perfect partner for jpaedo, the King Sophist.[/QUOTE]LOL. My ex still looks good, and she is very nice in the beginning. Jpaedo would be strutting around that I was too stupid to not make it work, and he was so much better than me.

Then she gets you. A restaurant gets her order wrong, and she has to take it out on someone. So he says like he has before, "You look nice today, honey" and that does it. She would respond "Are you saying I looked like shit yesterday? What a thing to say? My God, you are such an asshole. " You try to soothe her, and she says "asshole, asshole, asshole". Then you try to run away and she follows you out the restaurant and into the car saying the same. That is my ex.

I am not sure even Jpaedo deserves that. This is so my ex:

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg[/URL]

[QUOTE=Osteoknot;2669450]If you had to choose (gun to your head) would you fuck Bella Abzug two hours before she died, or Christie Brinkley in her prime, two hours after she died?

Jjajajjajajajajjajaaaaaajajajjajaja.

Anyone complaining about the Stupid Shit on Stupid Shit has to be a Stupid Shit. Next.[/QUOTE]Do I get to close my eyes? Apparently, just by closing your eyes, reality shifts to align with your imagination. Blink and poof! Bella changes to Christie, although I'd probably blink again and change Christie to Elle MacPherson in her prime.

It's basically "you can put lipstick on a pig", without the lipstick.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2669733]Do I get to close my eyes? Apparently, just by closing your eyes, reality shifts to align with your imagination. Blink and poof! Bella changes to Christie, although I'd probably blink again and change Christie to Elle MacPherson in her prime.

It's basically "you can put lipstick on a pig", without the lipstick.[/QUOTE]Hats off to you if you chose Bella (jajajajaja).