Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2961115]I respect that you can use [U]jedi-mind-tricks[/U] to get your prostitutes to tell you the truth.[/QUOTE]But how do you know about the relationship status of the bargirls in Thailand that you have not paid to fuck?

Just last night, a girl that freelances hit me at 1:30 AM. I was busy and did not respond to her until 3:30 AM. She told me she was [I]so bored[/I] and asked what I was doing. I was busy watching the red and green candles forming on my screen so I told her another time. This girl has told me she works in a Soi 6 Bar. But I don't consider her a [I]Bar Girl[/I] because I did not [B]Bar Fine[/B] her in order to see her.

When she comes over to see me she spends 2 -3 hours each time for [I]short time[/I]. She does this at my price point. Everyone posting here on a regular basis knows exactly what that is, especially my critics.

[QUOTE=RajPatela;2853698]We don't need to actually see a girl or talk to them to know what 1,000 baht gets you. LOL. Hahaha.[/QUOTE]Well exactly what does it get me [B]Raj Patela[/B]? I have not see pricing or a picture of a single prostitute you have hired in Pattaya.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2855435][b]You sound like someone posting from your mother's basement[/b].[/QUOTE]Posting from my mothers basement eh? My mother has been dead for years and she never had a basement in her home. I present this as an example of how fucked up you really are [B]Explorer8939[/B]. What exactly made you write that statement? Then hide behind your keyboard when I invited you to join me at the [B]Bus Bar[/B].

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2938128]Yeah, bar girls craving an orgasm from a customer. I get ladies claiming an orgasm after five minutes all the time. All it means is that they want to leave.[/QUOTE]This is not my situation. My situation with this girl is more like this:

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2938040]I feel the same way when a girl I am paying for sex has an orgasm with. I think should not have to pay. It occurs so often while they are being penetrated by my [B]BBD[/B] that I would cut my booty bill in half. [B]LOL![/B]. Instead, it is probably consider by her to be more of a fringe benefit given by her client instead of having to endure the normal old fat ugly farang that makes her an [I]offer she cannot refuse[/I]. SMH![/QUOTE]This girl will not leave until I give her a orgasm. Not of this sitting on my face shit the Explorer loves so much. No, this girl makes me put in work with my [B]Big Black Dick[/B] until she gets hers. Will she get on top and give me a break? No, she want me to pound her into the mattress during missionary and go as deep as I can during doggie. I have honestly never been with a girl where I have to take breaks between fuck sessions with her in order to catch my breath. I also have never been this old either in my life.

This girl gets turned on by my excitement. Sometimes after our long sessions I'll ask [I]why have you not come yet[/I]? She will tell me: [I]Ive just been enjoying you[/I]. I tell her she better get hers, because this E-Ticket sexual Disneyland ride is about to end. As my excitement grows so does hers. To where she starts to cum just before I do. The noises she makes and her pussy contractions drive me over the top and makes me lose [I]Ejaculatory[/I] control. I blow my splooge into her pussy!

The thing that is so remarkable about her is that she lets me rest and relax while am still hard in her pussy and lets me slowly deflate and slide out. She just lounges playing on her phone (enjoying her hip hop music) as my cum runs out of her. I got plenty of pictures of that.

I tell this story to let [B]Explorer8939[/B] know that everyone does not have the same fucked up mechanical sex as he does. That no not every prostitute wants to drink and talk and have girls sit on their face until they can barely breathe. [B]Some of them like to put work in and really fuck[/B]! They enjoy the sex. Why he thinks that his experiences invalidate mine I do not know. But I see that he has stopped responding to me directly and stopped answering the hard questions I have asked him. [B]Explore8939[/B] needs to keep my handle out of his (compound profanity redacted) posts. He needs to stop commenting on the experiences of others and measuring them against his own fucked up encounters.

This girl comes to see me because she enjoys me. Let me remind all my haters: she comes over for my price point (which is substantially less than the price point she charges other Farangs). I am Farang dam. [B]I am preferred[/B]. During after coitus pillow talk, she has scrolled through her phone and shown me pictures of her other Farang conquests, described the size of their dicks and told me amount of money they paid her. That number is always many times the amount of the money I slip into under her phone when she is in the shower or put into her purse.

Once again [B]Explorer8939[/B] you need to get off my dick and stop responding to me with your sweeping generalizations full of [B]male bovine excrement[/B]. Brother I have seen your posts. You can be better than that! Lastly, tell me this:

How do you know the relationship status one all prostitutes' in Thailand that you have NOT fucked?

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2961161]That is some deep shit you are kicking in to peoples eyeholes. Preach! Can I get a witness. This knowledge of the relationship status of all bar girls in Thailand has been bestowed upon the Bargirl whisperer.

May we please have a lesson in the pros and cons of Sponsorship of a Thai girl next?

[B]You wanna fuck with me? Nah (compound profanity redacted) I fuck with you[/B]![/QUOTE]In other words, when faced with actual information, you have nothing to contribute.

Which fits right in with this topic.

My point in writing about Thai boyfriends is to help newbies who fall in love with the first bargirl they meet. If I can save one monger, it will have been worth it.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2961173]Concerning ladies working in Gentlemen's Clubs, they are the most likely to have boyfriends / husbands.

Sitting in a popular GC the other day, I knew about half of the ladies well. All of them have partners, except one, who dumped her Farang boyfriend and is making money now. There's another lady who doesn't speak English so I don't know her status. She used to hit Host bars, but claims she doesn't now.

One popular lady from last year actually retired with a Host bar boy half her age (his mother hooked up with a Farang who is throwing money at her).

A fair number of ladies from last year have been taken away by Farang boyfriends.

One lady who worked there last year got fired for fighting, and moved to another GC. She had been supporting two Thai boyfriends at that time, now she is down to one.

One bargirl in the GC has a Farang boyfriend today, but claims she is going to dump him.

A popular cashier who left last year had a long distance Tomboy, but changed to a Farang boyfriend who lives in England. She would come to my condo after work every Monday night to drink, complain about him, and then not fuck.

These ladies have a life outside of work at bar.[/QUOTE]Why did’t you just say you were at Maggie Mays?

All the girls in there have baggage with Thai or Foreigners. One day they are single. One day they have a boyfriend. One day they are married. Next day they are divorced. Next day they have a Tom. Next day they go fuck a bar host. Then they fall in love with a tourist and try to have a long distance relationship. Then they go LT with a customer and screw it up. Then they move to China and cheat on their Chinese husband because he comes home from working once a month. They live unstable lives because they always need money for things. Pivoting from one direction to the next on a daily weekly or monthly basis. This is the big reason why most relationships with these girls can't work. You might have a chance if you meet one while she is is working for the first time and she just can't hack it.

By the way, that cashier you're talking about will be back with a Tom or be fucking one from a bar host club soon enough. The UK guy won't last long. She also used to work in bars for Koreans and Japanese and has also worked overseas. She is a classic example of what I just described. I could have fucked her many times, but decided against it. We even made a plan in advance once and then when I went in, I took one of the girls and pretended I forgot about it. If you didnt know already, she now works at Three ways.

It's all just too much for me to care about. I just go to Maggie Mays to fuck them. The decent ones anyways. The BF then gets sloppy seconds at the end of their shift LOL. I think you all know what that means right? That's if they have a boyfriend or Tom that day or not. That's right guys, their relationship status changes sometimes as often as day by day.

Its also not just at Maggie Mays either. This shit is normal in every bar, every go go, every gents club, every beer bar, every massage shop and so on. You get the picture right?

So who is right ? Sub or Explorer? They are both right and they are both wrong. Who can keep track of these girls anyways. Just nail them and move on.

So, now do you both understand? Who really gives a flying fuck if they are single or not.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2961361]So who is right ? Sub or Explorer? They are both right and they are both wrong. Who can keep track of these girls anyways. Just nail them and move on.[/QUOTE]You are the one right [B]Everything Thai[/B]!

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2961361]All the girls in there have baggage with Thai or Foreigners. One day they are single. One day they have a boyfriend. One day they are married. Next day they are divorced. Next day they have a Tom. Next day they go fuck a bar host. Then they fall in love with a tourist and try to have a long distance relationship. Then they go LT with a customer and screw it up. Then they move to China and cheat on their Chinese husband because he comes home from working once a month. They live unstable lives because they always need money for things. Pivoting from one direction to the next on a daily weekly or monthly basis. This is the big reason why most relationships with these girls can't work. You might have a chance if you meet one while she is is working for the first time and she just can't hack it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2961361]Why didt you just say you were at Maggie Mays?

All the girls in there have baggage with Thai or Foreigners. One day they are single. One day they have a boyfriend. One day they are married. Next day they are divorced. Next day they have a Tom. Next day they go fuck a bar host. Then they fall in love with a tourist and try to have a long distance relationship. Then they go LT with a customer and screw it up. Then they move to China and cheat on their Chinese husband because he comes home from working once a month. They live unstable lives because they always need money for things. Pivoting from one direction to the next on a daily weekly or monthly basis. This is the big reason why most relationships with these girls can't work. You might have a chance if you meet one while she is is working for the first time and she just can't hack it.

By the way, that cashier you're talking about will be back with a Tom or be fucking one from a bar host club soon enough. The UK guy won't last long. She also used to work in bars for Koreans and Japanese and has also worked overseas. She is a classic example of what I just described. I could have fucked her many times, but decided against it. We even made a plan in advance once and then when I went in, I took one of the girls and pretended I forgot about it. If you didnt know already, she now works at Three ways..[/QUOTE]Your information is a little out of date, but yeah.

Sub's contention is that his bar girls are different, none of them do as you describe.

It's time to roll out the two biggest lies in Pattaya:

"I no like Thai man".

"I no like young man".

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2961361]That's right guys, their relationship status changes sometimes as often as day by day.

Its also not just at Maggie Mays either. This shit is normal in every bar, every go go, every gents club, every beer bar, every massage shop and so on. You get the picture right?.[/QUOTE]I got the picture a long time ago. They are hookers. What is there to debate about? Who cares if the hooker they are hiring has a boyfriend, husband, sponsor, lover, or girlfriend? Ain't no award (or discount) for only hiring single hookers.

And if you want to buy them expensive gifts without them even asking, as some guy just did for this Lao hooker, then go right ahead.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2961332]Oakie Thailand Rant, Stupid Shit #3493.

Actually I did nothing of the sort Ship Captain Oakie. Quote it if I said it! Here are some of things I said:.[/QUOTE]LOL.

Not so Sudsy!

Speaking the language of your host country is a great asset. I believe it is absolutely essential if you want to actually live there or do business there, or I couldn't live in DR without my Spanish language ability, but it's not essential to speak the local language to buy pussy in the world's puta pueblos, no matter how big or small they may be. And we were advising newbies, as I recall.

All you need for that is money, the universal language!

You are living proof of that!

LOL.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2961376]I got the picture a long time ago. They are hookers. What is there to debate about? Who cares if the hooker they are hiring has a boyfriend, husband, sponsor, lover, or girlfriend? Ain't no award (or discount) for only hiring single hookers.

And if you want to buy them expensive gifts without them even asking, as some guy just did for this Lao hooker, then go right ahead.[/QUOTE]You are an experienced guy, but there area lot of newbies who believe "their" bar girl is different.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2961293]As for the other guy. Look at how he has compromised. What do you see here? Do you see the word "Mother fucker". No.[/QUOTE]It appears SubCmndr has cleaned up his language. He still holds the distinction of being the first to use the word motherfucker in these threads and being the first to use those words repeatedly when addressing those that disagree with him. So he has comprised as you mentioned. But in the very example you listed he used the term oreo which is insulting and racist. And yet he calls other long term posters here racists.

Now if he would stop the bullying the Thai threads would be a better place.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2961376]And if you want to buy them expensive gifts without them even asking, as some guy just did for this Lao hooker, then go right ahead.[/QUOTE]I don't know what this has to do with this thread. Who is "You" in this sentence. I never buy these girls expensive gifts. What I do is pay them, and sometimes pay them quite well to fuck me upside down and right side up BB, BBFS CIP, threesomes with BBFS CIP both at the same time. I do it to get what I want. What they choose to do with the money they make is up to them. For example, there once was a girl with a name similar to a flower. She also worked at Maggie Mays. I paid her to fuck me multiple times and quite well at that. She actually used some of the money I paid her to buy a Phone I think LOL. Did I buy it for her directly? No. Did I get plenty of fucking for free from her sometimes as well? Yes, I did. It all evened out in the end. I also fucked her cousin multiple times as well. It was always the way I wanted and how I wanted with both of them. Basically these two cousins would do whatever I wanted. I would call either one of them at 4 AM and they would run over to fuck me. Sometimes, I never paid. Other times I paid just a bar fine so they could fulfill my delivery order from Maggie Mays or Play Girlz. But when I did pay, I paid them well. Like I said, It all evened out in the end. So what's your point? Who is buying who expensive gifts? Why did you even include that in your post? Were you insinuating I bought bar girls expensive gifts? It makes no sense. You must be talking about Hammond not me. Lol

I think you are so obsessed with bloody taxes and with trying to prove that all Thai bar girls have Thai boyfriends that you have lost the plot. Nobody needs saving. I have learnt that people will mostly do what they want and wont listen to others.

If I had a dollar for every time I gave advice to friends that ended up with an I told you so moment, I would have 1 million times more money than I have now. Most people are stubborn. Especially when it comes to advice about relationships. Dont waste your time. Nobody will listen. They only think with their small head and not their big one.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2961359] My point in writing about Thai boyfriends is to help newbies who fall in love with the first bargirl they meet. If I can save one monger, it will have been worth it.[/QUOTE]Hey guys look. We have white knights that save the girls and now we have white knights to save the guys too.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2961412]I don't know what this has to do with this thread. Who is "You" in this sentence. I never buy these girls expensive gifts. What I do is pay them, and sometimes pay them quite well to fuck me upside down and right side up BB, BBFS CIP, threesomes with BBFS CIP both at the same time. I do it to get what I want. What they choose to do with the money they make is up to them. For example, there once was a girl with a name similar to a flower. She also worked at Maggie Mays. I paid her to fuck me multiple times and quite well at that. She actually used some of the money I paid her to buy a Phone I think LOL. Did I buy it for her directly? No. Did I get plenty of fucking for free from her sometimes as well? Yes, I did. It all evened out in the end. I also fucked her cousin multiple times as well. Always the way I wanted and how I wanted with both of them. Basically these two cousins would do whatever I wanted. I would call either one of them at 4 AM and they would run over to fuck me. Sometimes, I never paid. Other times I paid just a bar fine so they could fulfill my delivery order from Maggie Mays or Play Girlz. But when I did pay, I paid them well. Like I said, It all evened out in the end.[/QUOTE]The guy you responded to is a oreo loving (compound profanity deleted) that has been posting that is a superior [B]International Trick[/B] in forums all over ISG ever since I started posting on ISG. His basis is I pay less when I hire prostitutes or I pay nothing. I have never figured out over all this year why he thinks that makes him better than anyone else posting up in here.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2961412]So what's your point? Who is buying who expensive gifts, and why did you even include that in your post? Were you insinuating I did that? It makes no sense.[/QUOTE]He does not have a point. It does not make any sense. Why does he care about what another man is doing with his money? That post was to let everyone know that he pays his prostitutes less than everyone else and does not buy expensive gifts. During the entire time I have been reading his posts he has not be able to shake his wage slave mentality, the mental of resources scarcity, the ideas that paying less for everything makes him better than the person that pays more for something. I would rather make a trade, pull some extra money pay my taxes and spend it. Not work overtime or have to pinch pennies. Everything he writes about has do with having alligator arms. He wrote a post about the minimum wage and Thailand and compared to hiring prostitutes. Give me a break!

[B]My time; My dick; My money; My call[/B]!

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2961412]I think you are so obsessed with bloody taxes and with trying to prove that all Thai bar girls have Thai boyfriends that you have lost the plot.nobody needs saving. I have learnt that people will mostly do what they want and wont listen to others.[/QUOTE]Here you are dead on point with our local Bar Girl Expert. He still has not explained to me how he knows all there is to know about every prostitute in Thailand without ever fucking them or talking to them. I understand what he says about the ones hires personally. But [B]Explorer8939[/B] has never explained how he knows about the relationship status of the prostitutes that I hire. He says all of his prostitutes tell him the truth. All of my prostitutes are lying to me. [B]How does he know this[/B]?

[B]Jedi Mind Tricks[/B]?

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2961359]In other words, when faced with actual information[/QUOTE]You mean when faced with your endless rants stated over and over again like they are facts but they are just your opinion?

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2961359]you have nothing to contribute. [/QUOTE]No, no I have noting to contribute other than the information gathered during my 540 RONs in Pattaya. I have shared them with you but you say I am lying. Ok. How is it that your experiences invalidate mine.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2961359]My point in writing about Thai boyfriends is to help newbies who fall in love with the first bargirl they meet. If I can save one monger, it will have been worth it.[/QUOTE]Answer the following question:

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2961115]My final point is to ask: [b]Who comes to Pattaya (of all places) looking for traditional monogamous relationships[/b]? That is where Farangs get got. I personally don't think anyone is going to find that here in Pattaya. I don't want it and I don't offer it. I offer a good time on a consistent basis with the girl who claims me. She is allowed to spend as much time as they want with me. When she is not around, you think I am beating my dick until she returns in order to have sex? Really? [B]GTF[/B]! While you at it stop telling me what you know and don't know about the prostitutes I hire. A [B]International Trick[/B] who cannot even figure out his own tax situation is certainly not in the position to tell me about the prostitutes I hire. Especially, when he had never met them or me. I see girls that say they want a boyfriend all the time on [B]Thai Friendly[/B]. I tell them I am only looking for fun. They tell me that we can have fun if it involves money.[/QUOTE]Take your time. I will wait for your answer.

Bros before hoes.

Honestly, if I called a GC lady at 4 am to come over and fuck for free, that would be a very short call.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2961359]In other words, when faced with actual information, you have nothing to contribute.

Which fits right in with this topic.

My point in writing about Thai boyfriends is to help newbies who fall in love with the first bargirl they meet. If I can save one monger, it will have been worth it.[/QUOTE]Kink. Old and ugly.

Windmill. Old and ugly.

The dud contributes.

[QUOTE=EverythingThai;2961412]I don't know what this has to do with this thread. Who is "You" in this sentence.[/QUOTE]A person in general, not you in particular.