Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Healthy living is a difficult topic, My colleague's idea of healthy living is a good pack of cigarettes a day, beer and pizzas or burgers.
Granted, he walks 3 meters behind his fat stomach, but if you ask him, he lives a healthy life (apparently fucks like a rabbit too) :D[/QUOTE]

Yeah well add 46 kg to me, double the cig's a day, take out the beer but put in a half a bottle of 151 rum every day and that was my style of life before. And I was still the most handsum man in SEA :D That's why I love it so much and trust every word out of a Asian Girls Mouth.

Humping with an extra 46 kg strapped to your ass and belly for a while and no lung capacity I guess sure does train you up for Rabbitology when you do get in shape :D

An excellent report with graphic gory details,keep it up!

[QUOTE=Chachi420]Pattaya Trip Report

I have just retruned from my third trip to LOS, and first trip to Pattaya.[/quote]

My apology for asking an arse of a question.....

Cheers Mate



[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]I should let others report but I'm told 80 baht is what a local ExPat in Pattaya pays for a satchel of jelly V....

But... he might know the cheapest source, again you are paying how much for the trip / girl etc... you are going to quibble over 20 baht difference if they ask for 100 baht?

I'd go for 80 baht but hell mate if they ask for 100 why fight it?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Normad2020]Thanks mate. So "Kamagra" it is.... BTW what is the average selling price in Pattaya. It is just for my comparison so that the pharmacy does not over-charged me...

Cheers
normad2020[/QUOTE]

U can have it much cheaper if u buy a full box of it.
50 jelly for 2k !!

[quote=anil kapoor]day 1: found this girl for 2500 bhat lt. she said she is 18. (but never showed her id to me) i took her hotel at 7 pm or so. she took 1500 as she got nacked in hotel, i tried to pock. but my bro was not ready. so i said her lets have dinner then come back so went to have dinner, after dinner she said have to go for [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url]". then she left me, never showed up. what the fuck! anyone else faced this shit?[/quote]does this means you paid her before and she ran with the baht?

Since there are 6 of us and we need to do Pattaya and Bangkok for 2 weeks that might work out fine. Where is the place?

Cheers
normad2020



[QUOTE=Marteau]U can have it much cheaper if u buy a full box of it.
50 jelly for 2k !![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Marteau]U can have it much cheaper if u buy a full box of it.
50 jelly for 2k !![/QUOTE]

Please be careful carrying large quantities of Kamagra or Viagra around with you - there have been stories on this forum of gentlemen being shaken down by the police for large bribes when found with these substances in their baggage.

I never buy more then 10 sachets at a time (700 baht), and I carry it along with miscellaneous dispensable items such as flip-flops or so forth in a shopping bag. By thus keeping these items separate from my main bag I have the chance to either not collect this extra bag or casually discard it if I see any police stopping people at bus stations, etc.

[QUOTE=Opebo]Please be careful carrying large quantities of Kamagra or Viagra around with you - there have been stories on this forum of gentlemen being shaken down by the police for large bribes when found with these substances in their baggage.[/QUOTE]

Opebo... wasn't that about Valium? Last reports I understood was that it is legal for Kamagra and Vit C sale and useage and any shake down are for folks that are not aware it is legal. What is ILLEGAL is bringing INTO the country generics of Vit V and C in large(r) volume.

[QUOTE=Opebo]I never buy more then 10 sachets at a time (700 baht)[/QUOTE]

I went by the pharmacy next to the Villa Market on Soi 11 last night. Asked how much. 80 baht. Oh but last time it was 60 baht. OK 60 baht. 5 please. Put down a 500 baht note. No change. No change? Had to ask him to work out 5*60 on his calculator twice before I got change. Ah well, it was around midnight, I guess it was a long day.

[QUOTE=Normad2020]Since there are 6 of us and we need to do Pattaya and Bangkok for 2 weeks that might work out fine. Where is the place?

Cheers
normad2020[/QUOTE]

The pharmacy near Tim's Bar 2nd road.

[QUOTE=Opebo]Please be careful carrying large quantities of Kamagra or Viagra around with you - there have been stories on this forum of gentlemen being shaken down by the police for large bribes when found with these substances in their baggage.

I never buy more then 10 sachets at a time (700 baht), and I carry it along with miscellaneous dispensable items such as flip-flops or so forth in a shopping bag. By thus keeping these items separate from my main bag I have the chance to either not collect this extra bag or casually discard it if I see any police stopping people at bus stations, etc.[/QUOTE]

The last time i brought back home 50 jelly and 30 viagra pack...
U have to be very unlucky to be catch by thai police..but i know there's some case..mainly in bus station.(if we r talking about the same case?)
In BKK Airport they never check ur bag when u leave the country(at least with me) and back home they also never check my bag...
If u bring back a raisonnable quantity it shouldn't be a problem..but what's a raisonnable quantity. ?..that's the question

[QUOTE=Marteau]The last time i brought back home 50 jelly and 30 viagra pack...
U have to be very unlucky to be catch by thai police..but i know there's some case..mainly in bus station.(if we r talking about the same case?)
In BKK Airport they never check ur bag when u leave the country(at least with me) and back home they also never check my bag...
If u bring back a raisonnable quantity it shouldn't be a problem..but what's a raisonnable quantity. ?..that's the question[/QUOTE]

The case on ISG was about Valium, not Viagra. Leaving the country the Thai's don't care at all as I go out with a suitcase of drugs.

Anyone bringing it or mailing generics INTO the country they can nail you.

Your own home country and any transit points would be the ones to issue any hassles to you on exit.

Go to pharmacy 2nd Road / Soi 15 ( about 50m from 2nd Road, left side). If you buy a package of 50, you get them for 40 Bath each, total damage 2.000 Bath.

[QUOTE=DG69]You are quite right. In case of a robbary I would lose alot, but on the other hand side I still have credit cards, so I still would be able to go to ATM's.
But, since I travel alot and never lost something, nor get robbed (except in Brazil), I got a little careless. And yes 10.000 is that much money, since I lost even more with stocks.;-)[/QUOTE]

Simple question: what does this post has to do with providing useful information for each other regarding girls in Pattaya????

jager

boofergentlemen (and the few ladies out there),

i have finally entered the promised land. wait until your heart stops? why the hell would we do that? pattaya, bangkok. either this is a cruel test or a blessed reward. i haven't written many reports, as i tend to get long-[fingered], and most of what i have to say has already been written by the longer-toothed of you. i am writing this mainly to any first timers like myself or anyone undecided on the mongering career. no need for any commentary, if you don't like it, just let it die along with the other old posts.

first of all, what the fuck would anyone even need viagra for here? even if you don't prefer asians as i do, you can't help but to feel the effect of all of the "local produce". if your problem is medical, try cialis, lasts longer, doesn't "blue" your vision, and is a better deal in $/hr.

secondly, make sure that when you come here to monger you are absolutely, positively, 100% completely incapable of falling in love, or are willing to deal with the consequences.

i have traveled the world in 2 years, 6 continents, 52 countries, 230 or so international cities. isg has been very helpful to me, so i paid for the membership. i have tried south american, european, african, and asian, and found little basic difference between them, with the exception of a very lovely thai at the bikini bar on lessingstrasse in bremerhaven, germany.

my [buddha], if i had only known, all those normal "personal" trips to lima, and the one decent one to pi; cancel!

my first night through bangkok, i went for the "soapy" massage, can't remember where for the life of me however; i picked the youngest, cutest, most non-professional looking thick-thighed princess out of the fishbowl, and ended up $200 in the hole at 6pm the next day. that includes the 2 hour, 2500 baht massage (1 pop), all of our drinks, tips, taxis in and through cowboy and nana soi, the boots disco (recommend it), to and from hotel, and 3 meals. try that in any other country without getting a horrible disease or food poisoning.

after a week of work, i came here to pattaya, got an nice hotel, nirvana couture, for 800 baht/night, one block from the beach in jomtien. can't complain about a thing here. receptionist is even a knockout. got straight to drinking here locally, and found jomtien pretty much low-content. jumped a? taxi-truck? to pattaya for 10 baht and got off in paradise. let me sum it up with 2 words. sensory overload. women, girls, ladies (and if you like, lady boys), beer, wine, whiskey, food, lights, music, videos, traffic, pedestrians, animals, city, beach, i seriously felt like passing out from the shock. and i hadn't even seen walking street yet. i assume that "br" or "beach road" is the wide sidewalk along the beach in north pattaya where the sws all congregate, since that is what i passed by shortly before having to stop at a bar and further desensitize myself with another 3 jack and cokes. really couldn't walk around like that. erase what you may picture as a sw from your mind and replace her with lucy liu. multiply by 70 and add 15 off-prime girls, 10 oldies, and 5 lady-boys, there is 100%. every 1000 feet.

bars, limitless; mama-san and 2 of her older friends, in almost every one; at least 50% cute young girls to offset them. where do they all come from?

that factory must be doing 200% capacity, i could never have imagined such a high % of 7-10 girls in such a small city.

conversational english does seem to be hit or miss, so i meandered into my preferred style, here they are called go-go bars. not for the faint-of-heart.

only thing more impressive than so many beautiful asian girls is seeing them almost naked or better. appearances range from hot to pepper spray. i highly recommend finding one of the many locations with a glass-floored 2nd level and the stripper pole mounted there. sit underneath. that's all.

hard to believe, the "lady's drink" was less than mine. i pay 120 baht for a j&c, min. 80 at a street bar, theirs was only 100. mama-san and the tub-girls will ask you for one also, if you're not an pain in the ass and don't touch or stare, why bother? so here's where my mongering days end. down the pole slides my lady, what i thought was dejavu'. exactly, to the letter, the woman i had always dreamed about. 31; hair, eyes, face, skin, body. exact.

needless to say i happily paid the 600 baht bar fine, and agreed to her 2000 baht "long-time" price (assumed to be until noon of the following day). the night was exceptional, disregarding the slip-up when i attempted a backdoor intrusion. not welcome, but graciously forgiven.

the story ends there, gents, as i am retiring my condoms and lube and camera. we are on night 3 and i have my "miya". she is going to drive me out to phuket in her truck to see her plantation and family on friday.

i can imagine that one of you may have passed time with her, that matters not. i have heard the 3-day warning speech, and do not care.

when a woman pays her own 20000 baht contract in front of you and begins paying for your meals, pay attention.

ps. the lovemaking is the best i've ever had in 16 years of activity. i guess it is different when she really does love you. f you to all of my xs.

thanks guys. good luck, leave some food for buddha.

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