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Sleepy Head. Explosion. Godiva.
So ever since arriving to Thailand my sleep pattern is all jacked up. I sleep like 13-15 hours a day within a 24 hour period. Yesterday, I decided to take a nap around 3 pm because I had bit of a cold or allergies, and felt tired. I blame the AC. Closed my blackout curtains and my eyes and within minutes I was in dreamland. Tried to wake up a few hours around 7 pm, but found it really hard to. I felt as if I was on bars and real drowsy. Hugged the pillow and went back to sleep. Woke up a second time and it was already 1:10 am. Well fuck! There went my night. Jumped in the shower and headed down to Walking Street which is about 7 minutes walk away. The only bar I went to was Fahrenheit looking for those two models I reported on previously. Neither of them were there. Slow night, beginning of the week. They did add more lighting to that dark cramped bathroom in the back. With the new lights, I noticed there was this creepy small door to the left of the piss stall. I wanted to open in and crawl through thinking Narnia was on the other side. Was going to, but a dancer walked in and looked at me. Anyways, anybody who is at Fahrenheit should open it next time you go and tell us where that creepy door leads to. Stayed about an hour at Fahrenheit and decided to call it a night.
Got back home, was hungry and made me some black bean stir fry ramen with veggies and salmon meatballs with my hotel kettle. If you've never had this Korean delight (black bean noodles), I suggest you try at least once in your life. Interesting taste. I bought the highly processed, death in a package kind, but the fresh homemade or restaurant version is much better. After a late dinner, found, myself wide awake and bushy tailed at 3:30 am with nothing to do. Should I catch up on the Rings of Power? House of Dragon? Nope. Instead I scoured the online game looking for some late night pie. Found a girl who was willing to come to my hotel for a 90 minute massage session that included a "finish one time. " Was a decent looking girl with nice man made boobs. I let her legit massage me for about 30 minutes, both in the nude. Had some knots below my shoulders from being a side sleeper. Need to learn to sleep on my back more. For the last 60 minutes, I asked her to slowly massage just my dick and balls sensually but stop when I tell her too. Basically, I wanted her to edge me for the last 60 minutes. Stop and go, get close, and stop. Slow and speed up and back to slow again. Squeeze when I am near to stop me from blasting. She did so with this sweet smelling coconut oil that I have. For a good 20 minutes she only used the palm of her hand to massage just the head of dick in slow circular motions, while squeezing at my balls. So sensitive! It's like a torturous erotic intense feeling. We were getting down to the last five minutes when she went full force with the oil and double hand action. She even threw in some free sucking for a few seconds. When it ended, I had exploded everywhere, I swear some of my goo hit the ceiling and walls. There were gobs and chunks all over my sheets, even as I laid towels underneath. What the fuck? We both looked ta each other in amazement. I felt a bit embarrassed. So I told her I was still a virgin.
Total cost was 650 baht plus 50 for moto taxi. Flipped my bed comforter to the other side and went to sleep a happy guy. The next day I woke up at 9 am and placed the "clean room" sign on the door knob. Was walking down the stairs when I saw another sign near the management office for fees to paid for stained towels or sheets up 500 baht. Holy fuck! I had a nerving breakfast at the market thinking I was going to get in trouble. When I finished my food and walked back to my room. Housekeeping had the door open and was already working on my room. I had this good idea popped up in my head. I ran in, opened up my refrigerator, and had two 4 piece sets of Godiva chocolates I stole from the United States in a Airbnb house I stayed in. I offered them to the two house keepers, and even opened up the Godiva Thailand Facebook page to show them how meaningful they were. 900 baht for an 8 piece set was the price in Thailand for Godiva Belgium chocolates. The housekeepers thanked me. I sat outside and waited for them to clean. I was nervous for 15 minutes. After my time out to reflect, they finally finished. The room was super clean, new towels much softer than before, new bed sheets, new comforter, and new pillow cases replaced, but much more softer. And most importantly, no fine for my crusty dry cum stains on the comforter. No word was mentioned. I went inside and locked the doors relieved. The windows to the front patio are one way, meaning outside can barely, if at all, see inside. I noticed they both also started to clean the outside windows as well. I took this opportunity to strip down naked in my new clean room, throw the my dirty clothes on the floor, and walked my naked ass to the shower without closing the window shades. All the while the housekeepers were wiping it down from the outside. Karma bitches, its real!