Soi Cowboy impressions from a first time visitor
I'm on Day 5 of my first-ever visit to Bangkok, and finally got around to visiting Soi Cowboy on Monday night. Visited four bars and had a fantastic time in each and every one. I started my evening in.
Shark Bar (8pm)
Where I was greeted by a gaggle of lovelies clad in tight black evening gowns and offering Happy Hour pricing of 70 baht per drink (including lady drinks! ). One in particular was breathtaking, her name was Jom, about five-foot-two, 90 pounds, gorgeous face and long hair, she grabbed my arm and escorted me to my seat. I bought a drink for each of us and she spent the next hour sitting with me and listening to my boring stories and dumb questions. She even offered to short-time me for 500 (barfine) + 2500 (her tip) but I declined. My next stop was.
Baccara (9pm)
Where I sat in the front row and within seconds there was a pretty, tall, skinny gogo dancer named "A" asking if she could join me. Now normally I like the petite, busty type but if there's one thing I've learned in my short stay in Bangkok, if a girl approaches me and asks to join me, I just say "yes", because the girls that proposition me bring a great/positive attitude to the "relationship". Well she spent the next hour staring into my eyes, laughing at my awful jokes, and sweetly asking me to short time her (asking price 500 fine + 1500 for her for 1 hour). But I had other things in mind tonight so I told her a little white lie (that I would come back for her later), and headed out to.
Jungle Jim's (10pm)
Where a chunky, ugly, past-her-prime greeter hauled me inside and sat me down on a bench in the back of the bar. Within seconds there were five ladies surrounding me and offering to join me for drinks and a little groping. I picked the best three of the bunch and asked the others (including the chunky greeter) to excuse us. The three who stayed were all older, but still pretty girls who at first seemed way too lady-like and shy to give me the type of groping that I was hoping for. But as soon as the first round of lady drinks arrived (colas at 90 baht each). Wow! There were six hands in my shirt, around my neck, and up my pant legs (I had strategically worn short pants just for the occasion). They also tried to "unzip" me but I asked them not to and they obliged. By the time the second round of drinks arrived, I was getting stroked and was fully aroused and I was free to touch and/or kiss any part of these ladies bodies. I even had them change positions so I could sample all three ladies properly. They offered to take me upstairs (this bar has a private room upstairs) but I thought the offer was terrible (400 fine per girl + 450 room rental + 1000 fee per girl) so I took my leave and headed to.
Afterskool (11pm)
Where I was besieged by six girls and sat down on the first bar stool. I looked around and there was quite a range of talent, I have to say 4 of them were below expectations and so I agreed to buy ladies drinks (in this case cola + tequila, not sure how much I paid) for just two. One of them. Mya. Was a gorgeous, petite, busty 24-year-old with a sweet smile who stared at me like I was Brad Pitt. That's why I love Bangkok, brothers! Within five minutes she offered to take me to the Naughty Boy Corner for HJ (500) or BJ (700). Normally I'm way too shy to be serviced in public (it's just a dark corner at the back of the bar, where everyone can see you from the chest up) but I was absolutely smitten with this girl. So I said yes and she pulled me to the back of the bar. Within seconds the pants were down and this stunning young girl was giving me a BJ while I fondled those perfect young titties. I didn't last long after which she gently cleaned me up, re-dressed me, and asked me to join her for some after-sex cuddling on the sofa. I stayed for another half hour, learned her life story, and gave her a generous tip. Total damage was 750 baht for all the drinks and 1000 for Mya. But I had a priceless memory that will last me a lifetime!
So there you have it, maybe the best four hours of my life, total outlay a little more than a hundred bucks, what are you waiting for? Call your travel agent and get over here!
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You Know You Have Lived in Asia Too Long When
1. You cross your arms, and lie for no particular reason...
2. You say "me no butterfly, me love you long time"....to your MOTHER
3. You see a man wearing a dress on a comedy show and you instinctively start to laugh along with the Thais before he even does anything funny
4. You greet your friends "haaalllooo handsome man, come inside please"
5. You get a blowjob before morning coffee, or even waking up
6. You say to bar girl: "Me no butterfly. You only lady for me. I take care of you when I come back next time."
7. She answers: "Oooh Farung jai dee mahk mahk. You sexy man, you send me money every week, I take care of mama, water buffalo and buy noodle for me until you come back...OK????"
8. Smoke and Smoking: see No.5 above. Closely related to "no smoking" at a Thai hospital (except if the nurse is pretty).
9. You describe yourself in personal ads "me like brad pitt, sexy man, plenty money and boom boom"
10. A girlfriend means more than 2 hours
11. Relationship means more than 12 hours
12. "old lady" means older than 24 years
13. You regard a 2-4 times age gap as normal, and a 60 year old (male) and a 19 YO (girl) is perfectly normal in your mind
14. "Room Service" is far from disruptive or boring; clothing for staff optional
15. A long time "without" means 3-4 hours
16. "Boom Boom" has nothing to do with terrorism
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