Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Goferring;2763737]Looks like you are having a great trip.

I don't want to be Debby Downer but Angeles GoGos may be no better. Go over to the Angeles forum to find higher prices, drinks only girls and ST runners.

Thanks for the great reports.

G.[/QUOTE]Don't Worry.

This guy has Awesome Skills in picking out girls.

I know this is little off track topic, but was wondering how to go to samae san and khao kham island?

Does baht bus go to Khao ma jor pier? Whats the price of taxi?

Cheers.

[QUOTE=QuackUp;2763058]When I tried putting a be in front of the $, the auto correct would change it.[/QUOTE]You can correct the auto correct by clicking on 'edit post', right after you have posted your report. The auto correct will not work anymore then.

[QUOTE=CaliGuy33;2763376]
As far as the not changing the sheets, I mentioned this in a recent report and it is indeed disgusting and unbecoming of such places. Even the back BJ cubes at the Soi Bongkot clubs where they host BJs there's no sheets or towels, you're just sitting on your bare arse where thousands of other bare arses have sat; they could simply put towels down at the very least in the BJ cubes. Next time I go to Pattaya, I may purchase a thin towel that I can carry around for these reasons and at least maintain some level of hygiene at these places.[/QUOTE]At the same time you're sticking your bare dick in a mouth where thousands of other bare dicks have been. Or do you ask for a condom?

[QUOTE=Mogwai;2763789]At the same time you're sticking your bare dick in a mouth where thousands of other bare dicks have been. Or do you ask for a condom?[/QUOTE]Apples and oranges. The girls (at least the one's I've seen) brush and mouthwash before and after the deed. Whereas sheets are not changed, the seating is not cleaned in the BJ rooms, etc. And nothing is mutually exclusive, if that's your way of thinking of things then don't put a seat cover on a public toilet. Don't bother going to a restaurant and eating with washed utensils, just grab the used utensils from a previous patron's plate and start eating.

[QUOTE=SirLancelot;2763727]I bought myself a ham and cheese toastie from a nearby 7 Eleven[/QUOTE]Sir L. You are my brother from another mother. The ham and cheese toastie is my GO TO snack in Pattaya. The best 27 baht I could ever spend. Keep these TRs coming!

The plan was to go to soi 6 at 2 pm but a torrential downpour delayed us. When the rain died down to mere drizzle I left my hotel and met Owen at the top of soi Lengkee, who was wearing a poncho he'd just bought for 29 baht from the 7 Eleven. I decided to brave the rain as I didn't want to look like a man-size condom but soon regretted it as the heavens opened and the rain lashed down again. We sought shelter in front of a shop on soi Diana and I had to admire an old entrepreneurial lady who approached me, trying to sell me a 29 baht poncho for 100 baht.

By the time I arrived at the top of soi 6, I was soaking wet through. We started with a drink at Desire, where Owen got talking to a sexy older lady with butterfly tattoos.

At Lisa Bar the girls wore school uniforms, including plaid skirts that were so tiny, you could see their arse cheeks. I noticed a cute girl with a lovely bum so invited her to join me for a drink. She was 23 and had a fashionable haircut like Winona Ryder in Pulp Fiction. She rubbed my crotch as we chatted, getting me hard. A definite maybe.

Horny Bar proved to be inaccurately named. We walked in, past ten girls at the front of the bar, but none of the girls followed us or made any effort to chat. The reason became apparent. A Nightwish sticker on the mirrored wall opposite. A guy, Brian Flowers I believe, has bought a load of these bars and clearly his aim is to suck all of the life out of soi 6 by discouraging interaction as much as possible. The girls just stand at the front of the bar, so you've got to drag one inside with you.

I love the matching outfits on soi 6. We went to Roxy Bar where the girls wore pink tops and fishnets. An Aussie guy on the next table had the prettiest girl, with a fabulous figure. At Flirt the girls wore French maid outfits. The room at both these bars is 400. Owen bought a ladydrink for a nice girl and was quoted 1200. Prices on soi 6 are generally 1000 for the girl but the prettier ones will try for 1500. Have your negotiating hat on.

It was time to go lone wolf.

I left Owen with his girl and went for a recce. The girl from Lisa Bar wasn't visible and another girl I liked the look of was sat with a customer. I dodged the puddles in the street as I tried to find a girl.

Then I struck gold. Or so I thought. At Aom One Stop Bar near the Beach Road end of the street I saw a beautiful girl. I invited her inside for a drink and she had the face of an angel and, as an added bonus, big tits. She was 19 years old, smily and giggly. But when I enquired about the prices she looked uncertain and called the mamasan over. Without talking to the pretty girl, the mamasan told me it was the girl's first day and she was on her period. Hmm. Fortunately I'd taken the girls Line so will try and arrange something on another day.

I looked at the time and it was nearly 6 pm. I was planning to go out with the guys later so needed to find a girl as soon as possible.

Rewind a few hours ago, Owen and I were walking up the street when Owen saw an extremely cute girl with pigtails and a big smile outside one of the bars. 'Fucking Hello, she looks about 14!' he said. Well now here I was, two hours later, in a rush to score when the same girl flashed me the same cheeky smile. She looked impossibly cute. How could I resist?

I bought her a drink and she was in fact 21. I knew this was my girl. The room was 400 and although she quoted 1500, she accepted my 1000 counter-offer plus tip.

I stared at her bum as she led me up steep steps to a basic room. We undressed to shower and I had to laugh, when she took her heels off she was even tinier. The top of her head was below my chin. She had a slim figure and small tits.

The sex was brilliant. She didn't give me a blowjob but I was rock hard and desperate to get inside her. Her pussy was tight as I fucked her in mish and then she rode me. Feeling adventurous I then lifted her off the bed and fucked her while standing up. I've never done this position before but she was small enough to try it. The best thing was all of the kisses though. Even after I shot my load, we lay there and she kissed me for a good 15 minutes.

A great experience.

It was still raining when I headed out to meet my friends at 8 pm. After all of the drinking I've done over the past week, it was somehow appropriate we started at a bar called Rehab. It's a good place to start the night, relaxed vibes with a few lookers.

Over the past week we've noticed workmen and electrician's putting the finishing touches on a new bar on soi Buakhao and tonight it was open for the first time. It's called Wassy Bar and it is very nice inside with good lighting and a gogo stage in the middle. Two girls were dancing.

A week ago Buddy Bar on Tree Town had some nice girls but ever since they've all disappeared. We had a quiet beer and Owen joked he felt like he was at his grannies and each table had a tablecloth.

If you're hungry on Tree Town, you're never short of snack options. As well as the food court in the middle, carts go past selling all kinds of snacks. I couldn't resist a banana pancake.

I got chatting with a very pretty 19 year old at Area 52 with an amazing tattoo on her arm. She told me it was her first day but she spoke very good English and wow, she was a sexy mover. If I was on my own I'd have barfined her but I didn't want to abandon my mates too early. I enjoyed chatting with her so told her I'd see her again and buy her a drink.

I also bought a drink for a pretty girl at the dreadfully named Slutz. She was 22 and had a nice figure but was a bit cool for my liking and we didn't spark. At one point all of the girls were called to the bar for shots so I picked up the placard advertising vodka shots she had been holding and tried my best to lure in customers.

We went to MNM Bar in the beer bar complex next to Tree Town where Owen confessed he thinks he's losing his love for Pattaya, reminiscing that things used to be so much better, cheaper and more plentiful. He said he's still having a great time but he just needs that spark back.

For the second time today I decided to go lone wolf. I went to Krazy 80's but my favourite girl wasn't there, barfined no doubt. The same applied to the beautiful girl I long-timed from Vixen a few nights ago. The lovely Jen was still at her bar but playing pool with a customer.

I went back to the beer bar complex and saw a familiar face sitting on her own at the front of the bar. It's a pretty girl who one week ago was Sam's favourite but now apparently they've had a falling out. I bought her a drink and toyed with the idea of barfining her but I knew Sam would go ballistic if he found out.

It was late and suddenly I couldn't be bothered with the effort of talking to girls and having the same conversations. I walked up soi Honey and procured a last minute massage-with-extras with a foxy older woman for 1300 all in.

Unusually there was absolutely no pretence of a massage, we got straight down to business. The highlight was her deepthroating me and then me fucking her up the arse until I came. Who says romance is dead?

I've had a lot of sweet girls this trip but sometimes you just want a bit of filth.

[QUOTE=SirLancelot;2764005]The plan was to go to soi 6 at 2 pm but a torrential downpour delayed us. When the rain died down to mere drizzle I left my hotel and met Owen at the top of soi Lengkee, who was wearing a poncho he'd just bought for 29 baht from the 7 Eleven. I decided to brave the rain as I didn't want to look like a man-size condom but soon regretted it as the heavens opened and the rain lashed down again. We sought shelter in front of a shop on soi Diana and I had to admire an old entrepreneurial lady who approached me, trying to sell me a 29 baht poncho for 100 baht.

By the time I arrived at the top of soi 6, I was soaking wet through. We started with a drink at Desire, where Owen got talking to a sexy older lady with butterfly tattoos.

At Lisa Bar the girls wore school uniforms, including plaid skirts that were so tiny, you could see their arse cheeks. I noticed a cute girl with a lovely bum so invited her to join me for a drink. She was 23 and had a fashionable haircut like Winona Ryder in Pulp Fiction. She rubbed my crotch as we chatted, getting me hard. A definite maybe..[/QUOTE]Thanks for revealing your conversations are the usual Same Same non-sense.

I was getting a bit worried I'm the only one who has trouble communicating with girls who don't speak much English.

Debbie Downer chiming in.

Govt expect s 60 % of pre Covity business in Pattaya coming months.

Hardly anything to get excited about. Rooms will be available excepr the high cost ones, which govt say is going FAST.

Seems like a Yacht people invasion are expected. Rich Folk. Hahaha.

60% occupancy not Far away from 50%. Our Friend may have Ladies knocking down his door when they hear the Grim prospects this high season.

[QUOTE=TimTimms;2764008]Thanks for revealing your conversations are the usual Same Same non-sense.

I was getting a bit worried I'm the only one who has trouble communicating with girls who don't speak much English.[/QUOTE]I think the girls are saying the same to each other about guys that don't speak much Thai.

[QUOTE=TimTimms;2764008]Thanks for revealing your conversations are the usual Same Same non-sense.

I was getting a bit worried I'm the only one who has trouble communicating with girls who don't speak much English.[/QUOTE]I met a girl at Pretty Bar in TreeTown named "O". Great girl but didn't speak one word of English. Not one word. When I didn't take her, my buddy questioned my poor reasoning as I wanted someone I could converse with a little bit. The next bar we went into, I met a girl who spoke fluent English but she wouldn't shut the fuck up. I ended up going back to Pretty Bar but "O" was gone. Lesson learned.

It's rained a lot these last few days. It started drizzling as I was writing my diary on my bed, when suddenly there was the loudest crash of thunder I've ever heard. It made me jump out of my skin. Torrential rain lashed down for about an hour.

Eventually when it subsided I did my first laundry drop of the trip at a small place opposite my hotel. I had a couple of other chores I needed to do, including a trip to an ATM and a pharmacy, when suddenly I had a craving to find a girl. It's easy to get such cravings in Pattaya when you see all of the pretty girls go past on mopeds.

I must admit, I've been disappointed with soi Honey on this trip. I've walked the full distance of it half a dozen times and seen very little to inspire me. The best of a bad bunch seem to be those massage-with-extras places near the soi Buakhao end of the street and a small cluster about halfway down opposite Honey 1.

Soi Chaiyapoon, nicknamed Soi Pothole is more promising. As well as beer bars and massage places, there are several gents clubs. High Rollers gets good reviews but I've walked past it a few times and the girls perched on stools outside haven't been too inspiring. Maggie Mays seems to specialise in older girls and Dive Bar a few doors along is another gents club. The time was 3. 30 pm so perhaps they pick up later.

I saw four girls eating Thai food outside X-bar and two of them were pretty. I invited my favourite inside, who was wearing a blue velvet dress. She was pretty and I enjoyed chatting with her, so I enquired about prices.

'1500 everything' she replied.

She led me upstairs to a dark room that was several notches up from those you visit on soi 6. The bathroom had disco lights that changed colour as we showered. She had a nice body and pert tits.

Forget all other forms of foreplay, my biggest turn-on is kissing. She gave me a nice blowjob before she knelt on all-fours and invited me to fuck her doggy-style. We fucked in a variety of positions before I took the condom off and we did 69. I enjoyed the taste of her pussy so much I then got her to sit on my face as I wanked myself to an intense climax.

This is normally the cue for the girl to reach for the wet-wipes, session over, but she continued to grind her pussy on my face for another 15 minutes, her soft whimpering replaced by groans as she came to a quivering orgasm. She obviously enjoys the taste of her own pussy, as she hugged up to my side and kissed me, telling me 'I love you' at one point!

A memorable experience.

Owen and Bob had spent the afternoon on soi 6 so Sam and I decided to join them. It was 6 pm and we walked up soi Diana to get the baht bus on 2nd Road. A few nights ago I sat next to a Scottish guy in a bar who was quite brash and full of himself, a resident expert on all things Pattaya. Yet when I asked him which bars have the prettiest girls he said 'to be honest, the ones you've mentioned' before adding 'and Pussy Bar on soi Diana'. So fast forward to the present and here we were outside Pussy Bar at the time he said it would have the best selection of girls, and there was a grand total of no girls whatsoever. I'm calling bullshitter. Either that or he has some kind of financial stake in the bar.

We took the baht bus along 2nd Road and jumped off at the top of soi 6. It was much busier than my afternoon soiree the day before with many more girls. I remember being told a long time ago that soi 6 is a place to go in the afternoon but to my untrained eye it seems far better once darkness falls.

Not only was I checking out the girls as I slowly walked down the street but I was looking inside each bar to see if I could see Owen and Bob. I couldn't see them, so Sam and I had a drink in Toy Box and then another in Where Angels Play, where I chatted with a sexy girl with fair hair and big tits. A young girl with the skinniest legs I've ever seen got taken upstairs by a 50 something man.

Suddenly I saw Owen walking down the street so intercepted him. He was buzzing because he'd just taken a girl upstairs. His trip has started slowly due to illness but he was in buoyant mood. 'I'm back!' he declared.

I was physically wrestled in to Liquid by a girl with bigger muscles than me. The girls danced enthusiastically to hip-hop before Owen killed the vibe by asking if he could choose a song and playing a soppy Thai ballad. There was a very lovely girl in here with dark skin and lovely features. There were pretty girls in Avatar too, and I bought a drink for my favourite.

It would have been easy to take her upstairs but our plan for tonight was to visit soi 7 and 8. I must admit, I didn't have high expectations as both streets were like ghost towns seven months ago, but things have improved considerably since.

There are now several large open-sided beer bars with a number of girls. I bought a drink for a nice 25 year old at Luxor Bar. She was smily and good fun and looked smart in her own clothes, as opposed to uniforms bargirls often wear which leave little to the imagination. World Wide Beer Bar was decent too, with several nice lookers and one girl dancing on a table. A7-DJ Bar had a fairly average selection of girls, but Rolling Live opposite was busy with five girls and two ladyboys trying to tempt passing farang inside.

There are definite signs that soi 7 is having a resurgence.

Soi 8 also seems to be picking up. We walked its entire length before going in to Tiger Beach Bar, near the beach end of the street. Sam knows the owner, a girl he barfined many years ago. He showed us a photo of her then, aged 18 and sweetness personified in a floral dress. Now she was grinding up against Bob, her fake tits threatening to pop out of the revealing dress she was wearing.

It was 12.30 and time to find a girl. We got a motorbike taxi back to Tree Town but a quick sweep of my favourite bars wasn't successful. Noon, Ying, Jen and Annie were all either away from their bar or sitting with customers.

I must have walked 3 km around Tree Town, along soi Buakhao, in to soi LK metro, down soi Pothole, up soi Lengkee and along soi Honey. I didn't see any girls to tempt me and decided to call it a night and head back to my hotel.

But Pattaya is a city of unexpected surprises.

Soi Diana has underwhelmed me on this trip so far but I was passing a bar that was filled with older ladies. But sat there in the corner was a diamond in the rough, a beautiful fresh-faced girl. I bought her a drink and she told me she was 20 years old and from Cambodia. I clinked glasses with her and said 'aw khun' to the gods above, they'd delivered me a last-minute winner.

The barfine was 400 baht and she asked for 2000 short-time, immediately accepting my 1500 counter-offer. It was a fair price for such a lovely girl. She was probably half the age of most of the other girls on soi Diana.

Back in my room she had an incredibly tight pussy and I loved sucking her erect nipples. I fucked her in mish and she rode me noisily to a climax, showering me with kisses. I lay back and admired how pretty she looked, this sweet Cambodian cutie, riding me like her life depended on it. Thank you Thailand.

She collapsed on top of me afterwards as we both tried to get our breaths back. 'Me like fuck you' she said, not so innocent after all.

[QUOTE=TimTimms;2764008]Thanks for revealing your conversations are the usual Same Same non-sense.

I was getting a bit worried I'm the only one who has trouble communicating with girls who don't speak much English.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2764138]I think the girls are saying the same to each other about guys that don't speak much Thai.[/QUOTE]I've had some of the best times with "little English" girls. Given my poor ears, I can't distinguish the tones of Asian languages (Thai, Mandarin), so am doomed, but I find them to be very understanding with my butchering of the phrases I know. And a girl who is actually [U]trying[/U] to have a conversation is a good indication of future service IMHO. One of my ALL-TIME favs of 30 years was very limited. She called over her friend to translate (way before smart phones and apps). I never minded buying a couple of lady drinks for each just to catch her [I]views[/I]. You find a little about them, they you, and you become persons. And she was part of my BKK war story:

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2677-Bangkok-Reports&p=1012292&viewfull=1#post1012292[/URL]

Yes, it's ancient, but even with the capitals stripped out due to its being archived, I still think it's entertaining (OK, I AM biased), Some nights you just DON'T forget.

[QUOTE=SirLancelot;2764306]I must admit, I've been disappointed with soi Honey on this trip. I've walked the full distance of it half a dozen times and seen very little to inspire me. The best of a bad bunch seem to be those massage-with-extras places near the soi Buakhao end of the street and a small cluster about halfway down opposite Honey 1.[/QUOTE]Sir L. Check out Runway Bar on Soi Honey. I found that it was either a great place to start my night or end my night. The owner, Alex, is a good dude and the music is not too loud and the girls are a bunch of cuties. Keep up with the great reports.

[QUOTE=SirLancelot;2764306]
Soi Chaiyapoon, nicknamed Soi Pothole is more promising. As well as beer bars and massage places, there are several gents clubs. High Rollers gets good reviews but I've walked past it a few times and the girls perched on stools outside haven't been too inspiring.[/QUOTE]Greatly enjoying your truly entertaining reports and the session with the young Cambodian sounded excellent. Judging High Rollers from the outside is, respectfully, a mistake. It hides what is inside. The best of the Gents clubs in Pattaya IMHO. Lots of gold and bling but really well kitted out. The food is excellent, pool tables best in town other than the dedicated pool bars, really friendly staff, good rooms upstairs for action and I found a lot of very nice girls some with knockout bodies including the superb Aom. Nothing like the tiny Maggie Mays. Spacious, two floors, price for the room is 500 and girl ST is 1000 so very reasonable / standard. Well worth a look. I've tried plenty of the other gents clubs but always returned to this one.