Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1930541]I don't think a Westerner polite or not is ever a preferred customer at Thermae by most of the younger girls. they will attract the over 25 girls for sure.

Had to laugh last night since another Farang showed up in a wife beater shirt and skateboard shorts. Pure class.[/QUOTE]But, I would think a non-preferred customer arriving sround midnight may not have much competition from the "more desirable" ethnicity. Those folks show up around 9, pick up their girl and they're done. Unless, they come back to the club for seconds, or thirds.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1930562]I prefer looks close to a 9 and skills only a 6 will do me if girl is fun loving.[/QUOTE]Talk is cheap when's the last time you posted a photo of one of your 9's? A censored photo would do.

For the last couple of years (on the BKK Forum) every other post is you. Man you deserve your own forum.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1930416]Crazy House line up significantly better tonight. So has been quite weak most nights but not all. Some nice girls present for looks: Oom 91, Kratae, Jane 4, Bell, Taengmo 62, No. 93 forget name, Off 3, also quite a number of other pretty girls for those not allergic to nose jobs... Many beautiful nude girls dancing very sexy or disco style showing off pussy too. Not just shuffling girls.[/QUOTE]I was in there last night as was quite "meh" about the lineup. Spotted Taengmo 62, nice package. The tat-covered girl with papaya tits and mannish face seemed to have some kind of slime oozing out of her snatch. When she was doing sexy dancing her slit glistened like she had spread a healthy coating of KY there. I thought she would make a snail trail when she did her rounds. I thought to buy her a tequila to see if it was a natural or man-made phenomena, but her facial looks were just not for me.

The Japanese guy next to me had a cute girl with a nice natural rack, braces and a fantastic smile (I think 148)? She did a very nice job of doing a lap dance for him and trying (in vain) to have a chat with him. I put her on my list for second check. He kept buying drinks for girls and mama-san. It was interesting to see how the different girls treated this guy. There was one girl with what I can describe only as a somewhat mongoloid face, face piercing and a suzy wong hairstyle. She was a sexy dancer on stage, but when he bought her a drink she just slammed it down and left. Didn't even bother to sit down. Given that he was also buying his mama-san drinks all night, it was disappointing to see that treatment. He ran up a tab of over 3000 b before he departed alone.

The shows they are doing now are quite boring. There is pudgy matron (I am being kind, you will know her when you see her) who does the dart & balloon show downstairs and a sexy body-painted butch who does similar. The only advantage of the shows is that is gets all the girls out onto the floors and circulating.

Having arrived late on a previous night, I went upstairs to get a seat. The talent upstairs is not on par with the ground floor IMO. Dancing was more shuffle shuffle and lazy a times. Upstairs has the merit of being quieter and if you want the "best seat in the house for the shows", then you look down directly and mark the trajectory of the dart from the straw to the balloon.

All-in-all I like CH because of the general vibe. Having been to Long Gun and Dollhouse (both former haunts and sources of bar fine girls), the energy is about the best in SC. My observation last night was that they need more girls. The girl-to-customer ratio was somewhat dismal at points. This is an even bigger point at struggling bars like Long Gun and Dollhouse. If 3-4 girls are sitting with customers, then there is literally nobody on stage. Buy a girl a drink and 10 seconds later she will have to get back on stage to fill the gaps. And those are not the gaps I want to be filling.

I have gotten around quite a bit in the past couple weeks, so more reports to come. Enjoy BKK, AsianRain.

[QUOTE=AsianRain;1930619]I was in there last night as was quite "meh" about the lineup. Spotted Taengmo 62, nice package. The tat-covered girl with papaya tits and mannish face seemed to have some kind of slime oozing out of her snatch. When she was doing sexy dancing her slit glistened like she had spread a healthy coating of KY there. I thought she would make a snail trail when she did her rounds. I thought to buy her a tequila to see if it was a natural or man-made phenomena, but her facial looks were just not for me.

The Japanese guy next to me had a cute girl with a nice natural rack, braces and a fantastic smile (I think 148)? She did a very nice job of doing a lap dance for him and trying (in vain) to have a chat with him. I put her on my list for second check. He kept buying drinks for girls and mama-san. It was interesting to see how the different girls treated this guy. There was one girl with what I can describe only as a somewhat mongoloid face, face piercing and a suzy wong hairstyle. She was a sexy dancer on stage, but when he bought her a drink she just slammed it down and left. Didn't even bother to sit down. Given that he was also buying his mama-san drinks all night, it was disappointing to see that treatment. He ran up a tab of over 3000 b before he departed alone.

The shows they are doing now are quite boring. There is pudgy matron (I am being kind, you will know her when you see her) who does the dart & balloon show downstairs and a sexy body-painted butch who does similar. The only advantage of the shows is that is gets all the girls out onto the floors and circulating.

Having arrived late on a previous night, I went upstairs to get a seat. The talent upstairs is not on par with the ground floor IMO. Dancing was more shuffle shuffle and lazy a times. Upstairs has the merit of being quieter and if you want the "best seat in the house for the shows", then you look down directly and mark the trajectory of the dart from the straw to the balloon.

All-in-all I like CH because of the general vibe. Having been to Long Gun and Dollhouse (both former haunts and sources of bar fine girls), the energy is about the best in SC. My observation last night was that they need more girls. The girl-to-customer ratio was somewhat dismal at points. This is an even bigger point at struggling bars like Long Gun and Dollhouse. If 3-4 girls are sitting with customers, then there is literally nobody on stage. Buy a girl a drink and 10 seconds later she will have to get back on stage to fill the gaps. And those are not the gaps I want to be filling.

I have gotten around quite a bit in the past couple weeks, so more reports to come. Enjoy BKK, AsianRain.[/QUOTE]They do have a lot of girls but many just don't show up.

I agree with most of your points. The shows and girls performing them are generally horrible. Why hire super ugly girls to do super ugly shows? Dispense with these shows or run them upstairs only.

I don't know what is Suzi Wong hair. Is that the girl with short blonde hair and very round ugly face and piercing?

The girl with heaps on tats on ass and new sillies is indeed manlike in the face. I never checked out her snatch but the piercings would sparkle. She is extra raunchy so amazingly many guys go for her.

I think the ratio os not too bad. Plenty of girls still available given not many guys are barfining them. Line up certainly not at fullest but you cannot expect girls to work when a shortage of customers that want to do more than just drink alone.

Any way the line up was moderately good compared to recent times not in total numbers but in number of girls of resonable looks. Only numbers 4 and 91 interested me. Natural slim girls very sexy.

CH needs to dump the horrible shows and get more pretty natural girls to get back to the standard of 1 year to 2 years ago. Needs to maintain a very clear difference to Baccara.

Hi all,

Can someone suggest a hotel bear Sukhumvit or Nana plaza Aralea which is girl friendly and has nice jacuzzi in the rooms?

[QUOTE=AsianRain;1930619]I was in there last night as was quite "meh" about the lineup. Spotted Taengmo 62, nice package.[/QUOTE]Easy to say but its very non specific. When I complain about the line up it is the lack of really pretty natural faces. There are plenty of good sleek bodies with very small to small medium tits which is fine for me. Last night there were very few girls with big tits excepting a couple of silicone cases. Guys looking for big tits would be disappointed. Ging has good tits but has not been around. Bo used to have great tits. Saggy after baby and covered now. Mook 144 has impressive high medium sized tits but was missing.

There were a small number of girls with good natural faces but a lot of nose jobs that would not necessarily spoil the looks for all guys.

Which problem is causing you to "meh"?

I would say for guys liking lots of big tits, Crazy House is not the right place. The girl with soccer ball tits seems to be gone.

I recall other guys liking bars with lots of big tit girls. Mostly silicone or fatties so not impressive at all for me.

Another tour of the oily massage places. Can Can again had nice girls but the guy who runs the place took manner lessons from the CH waitresses. Angel had a couple of girls. Awkward being in a fish bowl 3 feet away from the girl. Club 102 not the best lineup but I like my girl and there is a fun girl there with cupcake tattoos on her shoulder. Orient Massage had a couple of decent ones but really not even as good as a place like Nightwish on soi 6 which is almost half the price (1300 baht). Orient is the cheapest I have seen at 1900 baht for 1 hour. Addict didn't have the best girls but so much fun. Girls are super friendly trying to get your attention, When you say no the girls come to attack you. Hilarious. I thought Mamasan (?) (she was in black) was the prettiest one and would go with her for sure. Yes I asked her.

Ah yes the Japanese guy running Can Cam is pathetic really. His English is not real good either.

[url]http://cancam-massage.com/sp/home.php[/url]

CH has sone crap waitresses that are annoying. Not all are so bad. Little No. S1 is excellent for me.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1930648]I don't know what is Suzi Wong hair.[/QUOTE]Actually the better term is "kappa" hairstyle which is a Japanese girl term. She had a long kappa, but the way it was cut at the top matches the pic. This girl cannot be missed. Has a piercing at the side of her mouth and her Bush is trimmed as a straight "I" landing strip. Add in the slightly mongoloid face and you can't miss.

Will check the lineup tonight and lookout. My "meh" comment is that I have seen better in CH, not that things were bad. Plenty of talent to please. Agree that CH needs to keep its game high. Every mall needs "anchor stores" and CH and Baccara seem to be doing it for Cowboy. Enjoy BKK, AsianRain.

[QUOTE=AsianRain;1930719]Actually the better term is "kappa" hairstyle which is a Japanese girl term. She had a long kappa, but the way it was cut at the top matches the pic. This girl cannot be missed. Has a piercing at the side of her mouth and her Bush is trimmed as a straight "I" landing strip. Add in the slightly mongoloid face and you can't miss.
[/QUOTE]Its easy to miss girls, especially if they are very ordinary looking, unless they really stand out for some reason. I am sure I will notice next time. When I assess a line up I am not really looking at the ugliest girls, since some are very bad indeed, but only looking at the top dozen girls. Most ugly girls or older girls (not saying the older ones are ugly), get relegated to upstairs.

You could easily have missed Jane No. 4 a top girl, since she only got up to dance once for a few minutes (stuck with a customer) and No. 91 Oom was on my lap a bit drunk for quite a while so not dancing much. She claimed to have consumed 10 glasses of Yaa Dong before I arrived (could have been bullshitting - she is not a 100% reliable girl for the truth LOL), and was outside doing exactly that when I arrived. I think she danced for a very small number of minutes as well.

[QUOTE=Socker;1930612]Talk is cheap when's the last time you posted a photo of one of your 9's? A censored photo would do.

For the last couple of years (on the BKK Forum) every other post is you. Man you deserve your own forum.[/QUOTE]Nah I went missing for nearly three months recently. I can't post faces of girls. They are secretly working as hookers. I have posted pics of the bodies of some girls before. However most of my useful private pics are just faces.

I am not asking that many more classy girls (relatively) to pose nude.

If I post a clothed pic with head cut off it will be meaningless. So for Donut I have 4 or 5 pics. They all focus on her face. I may have one useful pic of her body in underwear that can be posted. You can see I like slim. Banana Boi saw pics of Donut's face. He did not find her quite as stunning as I did. His spec is different. For faces, personal taste counts a lot.
2nd pic is Bai Fern a long gone favourite massage girl. Its a tiny shop pic of her and does not really do her justice. She probably was not that white but her face was less puffy than in the pic.
I did not take either of these pics myself. I never got a pic of the girl with a 10 body at Cherry Massage. I am not a regular poster of pics.

Pics of Gaew at Pink are probably still on their website even she is long gone. Her body was close to a ten. O.K. I can't find the Pink Massage web site any more.

What is the forum useful for?

For me, not one of my favorite girls, in Thailand, ever came from a recommendation or reading a report. I had to find them all for myself. Due to personal taste, this is always likely to be the case. Perhaps tried a recommendation on a rare occasion but those girls never lived up to what I hoped for. However I have received a few useful girl recommendations in other countries. The other parts of the forum used to be a bit more useful at times. Thailand forum used to have a lot more shit dumping and negative stuff, but may have actually improved in that respect.

What I have got out of the forum is recommendations for venues worth taking a look at. Whether it was Tulip, Snow White, Mango, Annies, Billboard, Mitu, SOL, Bongkot, Addict, Saphan Kwai, Dr. BJ, whatever. Hardly any Soapies or bars listed since these were all places I used before joining the forum. So in my reports I try to give info on what venues are like for finding girls of particular types or what type of a girl I found there. Seems that first decent Crazy House report was by DRRonin on 12th August 2013 (giving more info than Jmg005 and Kumbu who did not know the name) and I attended within a week or two, and later became a regular.

I encourage others to likewise report on how things are at venues for mongering, especially venues not covered that much, as I suspect that this is the most useful info we can get. Maybe for the newbie, a much broader range of info is needed.

For really well known venues, comments on which girls might be worth trying is also useful. Status updates would be good. We get very few reports about which Soapies are good these days. I have not been attending them much myself. I would help more if I could. Getting lazy to travel far afield to get to them.

Comments on famous girls that moved to another shop have always been handy too. I. e. June seen at Bongkot (for a while).

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1930739]Nah I went missing for nearly three months recently. I can't post faces of girls. They are secretly working as hookers. I have posted pics of the bodies of some girls before. However most of my useful private pics are just faces.

I am not asking that many more classy girls (relatively) to pose nude.

If I post a clothed pic with head cut off it will be meaningless. So for Donut I have 4 or 5 pics. They all focus on her face. I may have one useful pic of her body in underwear that can be posted. You can see I like slim. Banana Boi saw pics of Donut's face. He did not find her quite as stunning as I did. His spec is different. For faces, personal taste counts a lot.
2nd pic is Bai Fern a long gone favourite massage girl. Its a tiny shop pic of her and does not really do her justice. She probably was not that white but her face was less puffy than in the pic.
I did not take either of these pics myself. I never got a pic of the girl with a 10 body at Cherry Massage. I am not a regular poster of pics.

Pics of Gaew at Pink are probably still on their website even she is long gone. Her body was close to a ten. O.K. I can't find the Pink Massage web site any more.[/QUOTE]I appreciate the effort but Gaew at Pink is not a 9 in my book. Some pics from their web site are not much of an effort but that's fine. You tried and that's what counts.

When I read that you had the pick of the litter at Thermae that doesn't ring true either but whatever floats your boat. The Asian guys tend to have whatever they want there but I've never seen a westerner.

Do that well and I've been in there plenty. I know that if you live in BKK it is a totally different game, a better game but as a tourist I find it to be cold and all business w 85% of the hot hookers.

Here's a personally taken pic of an 8 in my book. I'm not censoring her because she did not perform at the end of our time together. We had a blast until it was bedtime.

That's what I don't like about Thailand, the women are spoiled and have all the power. The streets in BKK are overflowing w / foreign dick every visit, never a slow season there.

The happiest people on this planet have to be the hot Bangkok Gogo dancers who are laughing all the way to the bank. Here's one of them, actually a Pattaya gogo dancer.

To close out, a properly censored pic can prove what you really take home w / out any repercussions to you. Maybe a few per 500 posts LOL.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=RahulMangla2009;1930700]Hi all,

Can someone suggest a hotel bear Sukhumvit or Nana plaza Aralea which is girl friendly and has nice jacuzzi in the rooms?[/QUOTE]This thread is getting clogged up with people asking about hotels when there is a thread called Bangkok Hotels. Try asking there.

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1029-Bangkok-Hotels[/URL]

Hi Friends,

Max here from the India (Bangalore) forum. I have a friend (Indian citizen) who's travelling from Beijing to Bangalore with a layover at BKK airport for 10 hours. I answered his queries based on my experience in BKK. Please let me know if I got all the facts right. Thanks in advance!

1: Do I need to have a visa-on-arrival to get out of Suvarnabhumi airport for 10 hours? Is that easy?

- Yes. You will either have to pay the airport tax (around 800 Baht) or the get the visa if you're leaving the airport. You will have to check this at the airport. It is easy, but might take about 20 minutes to an hour if there's a queue for visa. To make the process easier, carry some passport size photos of different sizes.

2. Is there ANY chance at all that I get some massage + extras inside the Airport massage places? (This question is because of the concern over going out alone in an unknown place.)

- Nope. Very unlikely to get extras. There are a few massage parlors but getting happy ending there is unlikely.

3. Is it safe for an Indian in the soapy massage places in Sukhumvit and Nana? Is it Safe to take my carry on laptop bag to these places?

- Yes, BKK is a safe place. You can take your carry-on luggage to almost all of these MPs. Just be careful you don't misplace them. Don't worry about getting overpowered / manhandled and looted, it's highly unlikely.

4. Are there any language issues at these soapy massage parlors?

- Don't expect the girls to know English. The mamasan (one who runs the show) would know a little bit of English and you should be able to get what you want.

- If possible extend your stay for a day or more, BKK deserves more attention.

Cheers guys, please let me know!