Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;2765240]" Full of Shit " People are starting to figure it out? Know what they say? If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quakes like a duck. Full of shit is being kind! LOL 555, what is that smell?[/QUOTE]Not a very useful post.

Tonight, I rented a pool villa in Pratumnak, and had 3 ladies over during the day. They were eager to please, but the damned maintainence guys kept showing up to put water in the pool. Finally they went away, but then the tequila ran out.

Now I have to retrieve 2 ladies for the night, but Bolt is not available.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;2765240]" Full of Shit " People are starting to figure it out? Know what they say? If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quakes like a duck. Full of shit is being kind! LOL 555, what is that smell?[/QUOTE]To be Fairly Fair.

Mr Alphabet spouts a lot of Hard to Believe s also.

He looks like a condom full of walnuts that's held his breath too long.

[QUOTE=TimTimms;2765194]Pattaya needs more of these Bank Managers. Hahahaha.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ6umoOEc-c[/URL][/QUOTE]

Last night was the busiest I have seen in Pattaya. There was no Bolt available. The baht buses were overcrowded and wouldn't stop, although they were passing every minute. I saw a line of people walking into Pattaya from Jomtien.

It took me an hour to get from Pratumnak to Soi Buakhow, which was jammed with traffic.

I barfined 2 ladies from Maggie Mays and took them back to my condo, and proceeded to drink tequila for a couple of hours. The first thing I noticed was that the 2 ladies were very similar, same size, same age, they looked the same. The obvious difference was one was drunker than the other. The other similarity is that neither would go Long Time, I suspect both see karaoke boys when they finish work.

Once claimed that I was the only customer she went Long Time with, but I think she meant that I was the only customer she left the bar with. She claimed she was afraid of leaving the bar with a customer.

After a few hours, one of the ladies got impatient and wanted to leave. She said she wanted to fuck and go, so the 3 of us went to the bedroom, where we went through the various basics of a 3 some. One left so the other could fuck me, but I cut it off to retrieve the other lady to fuck her, too. But it was clear she was anxious to go, so she clearly is not a repeat. But the other lady is a keeper, a potential 3 holer.

Also, the impatient one would disappear into the bathroom with her cellphone, a clear sign she had plans later on with a Thai boy. Another indication of how the Thai boyfriend can impact your mongering, although you don't see it unless you know what's going on.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2765376]Last night was the busiest I have seen in Pattaya. There was no Bolt available. The baht buses were overcrowded and wouldn't stop, although they were passing every minute. I saw a line of people walking into Pattaya from Jomtien.

It took me an hour to get from Pratumnak to Soi Buakhow, which was jammed with traffic.

I barfined 2 ladies from Maggie Mays and took them back to my condo, and proceeded to drink tequila for a couple of hours. The first thing I noticed was that the 2 ladies were very similar, same size, same age, they looked the same. The obvious difference was one was drunker than the other. The other similarity is that neither would go Long Time, I suspect both see karaoke boys when they finish work.

Once claimed that I was the only customer she went Long Time with, but I think she meant that I was the only customer she left the bar with. She claimed she was afraid of leaving the bar with a customer.

After a few hours, one of the ladies got impatient and wanted to leave. She said she wanted to fuck and go, so the 3 of us went to the bedroom, where we went through the various basics of a 3 some. One left so the other could fuck me, but I cut it off to retrieve the other lady to fuck her, too. But it was clear she was anxious to go, so she clearly is not a repeat. But the other lady is a keeper, a potential 3 holer.

Also, the impatient one would disappear into the bathroom with her cellphone, a clear sign she had plans later on with a Thai boy. Another indication of how the Thai boyfriend can impact your mongering, although you don't see it unless you know what's going on.[/QUOTE]Wasn't there a Thai fireworks festival this weekend.

? Thais love their Festivals.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2765376]Last night was the busiest I have seen in Pattaya.

It took me an hour to get from Pratumnak to Soi Buakhow, which was jammed with traffic.[/QUOTE]Absolutely. And I have been to Fireworks Festivals here before. New Years Eve. Loy Kratong. I would say you got lucky if it only took 1 hour. I got home at 12 and my buddy was talking about going to 808. Yeah fuck that. I was going nowhere back near that traffic.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2765128]And they know what customers to put on the show for. I could see it in a joking manner but some guys are really believing this. Like the other day I saw this massage chick that I am fucking walking with a guy and I said Hello. I happened to run into her again yesterday and I said now you have a new boyfriend and you do not love me anymore. Did the chick really think I was serious the way guys are taking this "hooker losing face because a trick fucks somebody else" bullshit to be? If that is the case then imagine the face to be lost when their real significant other is found to be fucking somebody else. You are just a customer. They do not care about you going with somebody else.[/QUOTE]If the boyfriend of a Thai lady were to go with another Thai lady, that could be a fatal mistake. Thai ladies are extremely jealous of their boyfriends.

However, if a Thai man were to fuck a Farang lady, the Thai girlfriend would be flattered, as long as it were a one night thing.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2765376]Last night was the busiest I have seen in Pattaya. There was no Bolt available. The baht buses were overcrowded and wouldn't stop, although they were passing every minute. I saw a line of people walking into Pattaya from Jomtien.[/QUOTE]It is Pattaya International Fireworks Festival 2022 last night and tonight. Big crowds, roads closed, etc. Fireworks being launched off barges out in the bay, Beach Road closed, all the white tents along Beach Road are being used by street food vendors, families by the thousand on the beach to watch the shows.

Expect the same tonight. [URL]https://thepattayanews.com/2022/11/24/final-details-for-pattaya-international-fireworks-festival-2022-parking-firework-times-road-closures-etc/[/URL].

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2765376]Last night was the busiest I have seen in Pattaya. There was no Bolt available. The baht buses were overcrowded and wouldn't stop, although they were passing every minute. I saw a line of people walking into Pattaya from Jomtien.

It took me an hour to get from Pratumnak to Soi Buakhow, which was jammed with traffic.

I barfined 2 ladies from Maggie Mays and took them back to my condo, and proceeded to drink tequila for a couple of hours. The first thing I noticed was that the 2 ladies were very similar, same size, same age, they looked the same. The obvious difference was one was drunker than the other. The other similarity is that neither would go Long Time, I suspect both see karaoke boys when they finish work.

Once claimed that I was the only customer she went Long Time with, but I think she meant that I was the only customer she left the bar with. She claimed she was afraid of leaving the bar with a customer.

After a few hours, one of the ladies got impatient and wanted to leave. She said she wanted to fuck and go, so the 3 of us went to the bedroom, where we went through the various basics of a 3 some. One left so the other could fuck me, but I cut it off to retrieve the other lady to fuck her, too. But it was clear she was anxious to go, so she clearly is not a repeat. But the other lady is a keeper, a potential 3 holer.

Also, the impatient one would disappear into the bathroom with her cellphone, a clear sign she had plans later on with a Thai boy. Another indication of how the Thai boyfriend can impact your mongering, although you don't see it unless you know what's going on.[/QUOTE]" Not a useful Post " " Although you don't see it UNLESS you know what's going on " It isn't " you know what is going on " your constant reference is basically ASSUMPTIONS AND GENERALIZATION! From a few so call mamasan you've been with. Here is one " Oh there is a non-Farang sitting at a Bar, therefore, it must be a Thai customer or even someone's Boyfriend! There is a long list! Oh, don't let me stop you but expect some negative feedback!

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2763668]Seems a lot of people find this girl really attractive and for years people have said that if a chick will accept 1000 baht then she is ugly. Since it has already been established that this chick is attractive, if she fucks for 1000 baht then the people saying 1000 baht chicks are ugly have been proven wrong. It also proves that contrary to the beliefs of some, the same chick will go for different prices if one BM fucked for 2000, another BM fucked for 1500, and yet another fucked for 1000.[/QUOTE]Good luck with that one.

I went to see her lately after all the advertisement for her on this board (and probably others).

It has already been said that she accepted 1000 baht offers in the past.

After spending ten minutes with her in the club (she put me off vibe very quickly), my guess is she already has a big book of regulars that come and fuck her often (thanks to internet advertisement) ,a lot of them are already fucking her for 1000 probably. She didn't seem to like my 1000 baht offer and give me the impression that she is not willing to accept 1000 bahts offers from new comers anymore but who knows, as we all know, it all depends on the timing in which you meet her.

For anyone who is interrested in her, she is very nice and polite, have a decent capacity to speak English, and I have to admit she looks pretty at close range too (with clothes on at least, when clothes are off I suspect she has a flat ass).

But that alone doesn't made her attractive, she's got her own rules, and personnaly I felt that the session will probably be not fun so I declined her offer and moved away after paying the bill (120 for LD and 95 for my beer).

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;2765424]" Not a useful Post " " Although you don't see it UNLESS you know what's going on " It isn't " you know what is going on " your constant reference is basically ASSUMPTIONS AND GENERALIZATION! From a few so call mamasan you've been with. Here is one " Oh there is a non-Farang sitting at a Bar, therefore, it must be a Thai customer or even someone's Boyfriend! There is a long list! Oh, don't let me stop you but expect some negative feedback![/QUOTE]Posts about mongers here are not useful. If you have useful information about Pattaya, please post it.

I don't assume anyone is Thai, unless they speak Thai. I do see the occasional Malaysian customer in a bar. And since the bars are getting more customers, I am not seeing them allowing Thai men in as customers.

Having said that, the short term monger simply has no idea of the amount of bargirls with Thai boyfriends (or Tomboys). If you doubt me, check out the after hours Thai bars that are all over Pattaya now. They all aren't karaoke bars, many are mixed bars where ladies can mingle with Thai men who aren't openly money boys.

[QUOTE=SonicBam;2765423]It is Pattaya International Fireworks Festival 2022 last night and tonight. Big crowds, roads closed, etc. Fireworks being launched off barges out in the bay, Beach Road closed, all the white tents along Beach Road are being used by street food vendors, families by the thousand on the beach to watch the shows.

Expect the same tonight. [URL]https://thepattayanews.com/2022/11/24/final-details-for-pattaya-international-fireworks-festival-2022-parking-firework-times-road-closures-etc/[/URL].[/QUOTE]True, but I have been in Pattaya during these shows before, and it has never been as crowded.

Fortunately, I have day ladies coming soon, so I don't have to worry about the crowds for now.

[QUOTE=Fmojo;2764225]I met a girl at Pretty Bar in TreeTown named "O". Great girl but didn't speak one word of English. Not one word. When I didn't take her, my buddy questioned my poor reasoning as I wanted someone I could converse with a little bit. The next bar we went into, I met a girl who spoke fluent English but she wouldn't shut the fuck up. I ended up going back to Pretty Bar but "O" was gone. Lesson learned.[/QUOTE]Probably not a big loss for you.

Lately I've met a few young girls (around 20,22) that speak zero English (not in Tree town, but in soi6).

Each times the girls were unwilling to do most of the stuffs in the room (mostly they won't do DFK, DATY, and BJ), they come very inexperienced, some of them even never had a boyfriend in their lives before working there.

For me it's still all good because their fresh pussy and their cuteness can compensate their lack of experience and I can communicate in Thai with them to get them relaxed but I believe most guys wouldn't have fun with them without being able to communicate at leats a little bit.

When I write these diaries I try to give a completely honest portrayal, good or bad. I don't sugarcoat things. So far on this trip I've had a great time but tonight was a horror show.

I spent early afternoon videoing for my friend's Youtube channel. At one point I was videoing a dog being given a hosepipe shower by its owner, when it leapt at me, soaking me in the process. This moment of comedy misfortune would be the story of the day.

We headed to soi 7. It was 3. 45 pm and the beer bars were quiet but showing signs of life. But the bars further up the street were busy. A7-DJ bar had lots of pretty girls but beware, this is a live stream bar so good luck taking any of them back to your hotel with you. Hookup Bar at the junction of soi 7 was also busy as there was a birthday party going on.

I decided to seek out some afternoon action. I walked down soi Honey but didn't see any honeys and it was the same story on soi Pothole. I remember in days gone by you'd be spoilt for choice on these streets but aside from the occasional hidden gem, there is very little to get excited about these days.

So I abandoned my plan and took the opportunity to relax in my room for a few hours.

I met Sam at 7 pm outside Subway and we started the night with a drink at Vixen. The girl I've barfined twice was with a customer and so was the new girl Sam has got his sights set on.

It was Sunday evening and light rain was falling so Tree Town was quiet. We had a drink in Pretty Bar, which didn't live up to its name but beer was just 59 baht as it was happy hour. 08 bar is set back in the corner and also had cheerful older girls. In contrast to the rock music blaring out at other bars, this one had country & western which made it a good place to relax and watch the world go by.

The prettiest girl at Area 52 was in her casual clothes, sat with a middle-aged German man. He's barfined her at least three night in a row and it seems was making the rookie mistake of falling for a girl. Soon his holiday will be over, or his money will run out, and he'll be heartbroken when he realised how transactional his romance is.

Sam likes to spoil his favourite girl. He buys her ladydrinks and gives her 100 baht to get food (I had a taste and my lips were still burning five minutes later). Tonight she wasn't feeling well so Sam paid her barfine and told her to go home and rest. I can't help feeling nice gestures like that will result in her being ill more often!

Feeling hungry I went to a restaurant on the corner of Tree Town and devoured a pork fried rice, which cost 90 baht.

Just like the other bars, Oh Bar was quiet with not many girls. One of my favourite girls here is a girl who works behind the bar. While the other girls wear low-cut tops and sexy outfits, she dresses more modestly and is more desirable as a result. She was wearing a pretty floral dress and hugging a cuddly toy I presume a customer had bought her.

I decided to backtrack to Vixen and barfine my favourite girl for the third time. I bought her a ladydrink but she wasn't her usual fun and flirty self, perhaps distracted by a group of three guys buying shots for the other girls at the back of the bar. Or perhaps it was something else. Strangely she accused me of having a girlfriend which is not the case. Perhaps that's Thai-speak for barfining other girls, or perhaps Sam who I know for a fact wants to barfine her when I'm back in England, has told her something to stir the pot. Either way, I found it irritating. I'd come to Vixen to barfine her but she was giving me grief. I paid my chit and left.

There weren't many unaccompanied pretty girls at Annie Jacks and I was joined by a 40 year old who just wouldn't take the hint I didn't want to buy her a drink.

It was turning in to a frustrating night so I paid my bill and said goodnight to Sam, before going to soi Diana and buying a drink for the cute girl I barfined from one of beer-bar complexes the night before. It was nice to get a warm welcome and she gave me a kiss on the lips before I left. I love the names of some these bars. Dick Inn, Pussy Bar, Inn Love.

The time was 1 am so I decided to try soi Pothole. For a change there was a pretty selection outside High Rollers including a particularly pretty girl I invited inside with me. It's done out like a gogo inside with lots of comfy seats around small stage, on which three girls in bikinis danced. My girl was 24, pretty and spoke immaculate English but when I enquired about prices she told me 'I not go with customer', pointing at her sophisticated dress by way of explanation.

I saw a nice girl outside Inferno and bought her a drink. She was tall and skinny with a nice face so I decided to take her. The barfine was 500 but she told me that she'd meet me at the end of her shift in 40 minutes to save me paying it. She asked for 2000 short time but accepted 1500. We swapped Line details and I gave her the name of my hotel.

I paid for the drinks, went back to my hotel, showered and then lay expectantly on my bed waiting for her to come over. What could possibly go wrong?

My phone buzzed at 2. 05 am. 'Can we meet tomorrow?' she said.

I told her I couldn't so after a bit of back and forth on Line she agreed to come to see me. But she told me she didn't know where my hotel is (despite the map and street address I sent her and search engines like google readily available). She asked me to meet her at the Minimart at the top of soi Lengkee, so I threw some clothes on and met her.

She seemed really off with me. By the time she'd showered and we were lying next to each other on the bed, she revealed that she was due to see her sister tonight but now she'd be late, implying it was my fault. I was tempted to point out that I had wanted to barfine her at 1. 20 am and it was her idea to meet after she finished work, but decided to let it go. You can't win an argument with a Thai!

Although I hadn't done anything wrong I smiled and said sorry. We kissed but it was like kissing a corpse. She lay stiff, arms at her side and her lips didn't move. I leaned away and asked 'are you okay?

I have a golden rule. I will never have sex with a girl who doesn't want to and clearly this girl didn't. I told her that if she wanted to leave she could and five minutes later she was out of the door.

What a bad day. No girls despite my best efforts and a night of knockbacks and negativity. These nights happen from time to time, you've just got to brush them off. I went to bed, happy to close my eyes and forgot it ever happened.

At 3. 10 am I was woken by my phone. It was my Vixen girl video-calling me for a chat. The connection was bad and we cut off after 20 seconds but I appreciated her making the effort (or was she checking I was in bed on my own?

I put my phone back down on the bedside cabinet and drifted off to sleep before it buzzed again. It was the angry Inferno girl.

'Can I come back to see you again? I not see sister now' her message read!

For the entire time she spent in my room she had a face like I'd pissed on her grandmother and now just an hour later she was keen for round 2! Despite that I was tempted, but it was nearly 4 am and I was tired.

[QUOTE=SirLancelot;2765442]When I write these diaries I try to give a completely honest portrayal, good or bad. I don't sugarcoat things. So far on this trip I've had a great time but tonight was a horror show.

I saw a nice girl outside Inferno and bought her a drink. She was tall and skinny with a nice face so I decided to take her. The barfine was 500 but she told me that she'd meet me at the end of her shift in 40 minutes to save me paying it. She asked for 2000 short time but accepted 1500. We swapped Line details and I gave her the name of my hotel.

I paid for the drinks, went back to my hotel, showered and then lay expectantly on my bed waiting for her to come over. What could possibly go wrong?

My phone buzzed at 2. 05 am. 'Can we meet tomorrow?' she said.

I told her I couldn't so after a bit of back and forth on Line she agreed to come to see me. But she told me she didn't know where my hotel is (despite the map and street address I sent her and search engines like google readily available). She asked me to meet her at the Minimart at the top of soi Lengkee, so I threw some clothes on and met her.

She seemed really off with me. By the time she'd showered and we were lying next to each other on the bed, she revealed that she was due to see her sister tonight but now she'd be late, implying it was my fault. I was tempted to point out that I had wanted to barfine her at 1. 20 am and it was her idea to meet after she finished work, but decided to let it go. You can't win an argument with a Thai!

[/QUOTE]Oops, you made a tactical error, by giving the lady 40 minutes to find a better customer. She may have found one, and told him to wait for one hour for her to take a shower and get ready. Or, she may have gotten a message from a male friend. In both cases, the other person flaked on her, and she tried to salvage the connection with you by coming back.

There was no "sister" unless it was another bargirl who invited her out for the night.