Phuket Reports

Does anyone know some reliable agencies in Phuket or have any (good) experience with some escorts he could recommend? Or should I stick to gogo girls and freelancers?

In Patong a few days, I'm finding the services quite unaffordable. I've been quoted 2,000-2,500 for short time in massage parlors, 3,000 up in bars, and 7,000 in gogos. I'm flabbergasted by these prices, as the girls seem no better than in Pattaya. Am I missing something? Just here a few more days & would like to have done something!

[QUOTE=Opebo;2024680]In Patong a few days, I'm finding the services quite unaffordable. I've been quoted 2,000-2,500 for short time in massage parlors, 3,000 up in bars, and 7,000 in gogos. I'm flabbergasted by these prices, as the girls seem no better than in Pattaya. Am I missing something? Just here a few more days & would like to have done something![/QUOTE]Did you try the beach, discos, beer gardens and freelancers? It is know Phuket is more pricier.

[QUOTE=Opebo;2024680]In Patong a few days, I'm finding the services quite unaffordable. I've been quoted 2,000-2,500 for short time in massage parlors, 3,000 up in bars, and 7,000 in gogos. I'm flabbergasted by these prices, as the girls seem no better than in Pattaya. Am I missing something? Just here a few more days & would like to have done something![/QUOTE]Tiger Disco, Illuzion Disco, Seduction Disco, VIP Room, GG 's, White Room Club. You will easily find FL'rs for 2000-3000 k for full night. I think it is a good price for Phuket cheaper than Pattaya I think so.

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Heading to Phuket May 6th for a 9 day dive trip and relaxation. This maybe an unusual bit here, but would love to find some local female talent that wants to hang out and just chill. Sex is not all I am looking for, but rather someone wh enjoys exploring, eating and a beer or two.

They will all chill as long as you pay them. In fact, they would prefer to just chill.

I went there mostly for diving but I did check out the Bangla Rd scene while I was there. After five girls in five nights in Pattaya I was good for a rest. I'm just old.

I should say I don't really like the whole Go Go / Bar Girl process. Buying lady drinks and negotiating ST or LT and all that. In Pattaya I was strictly about the Beach Rd freelancers, it's just more my style. I went into Tiger Bar and Illuzions and they were full of bar girls who definitely looked tempting. After a full day of diving I just wasn't up for that much of an effort. I checked out Bangla Rd and did find some freelancers, maybe about 10 or so mostly near the entrance from Beach Rd. None were anything close to as hot has any of the girls I did in Pattaya. I decided to pass. Headed back to Pattaya.

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I should say I don't really like the whole Go Go / Bar Girl process. Buying lady drinks and negotiating ST or LT and all that. In Pattaya I was strictly about the Beach Rd freelancers, it's just more my style. [/QUOTE]Guys that like bar girls go in with a whole different attitude. We aim to have fun with the girl interaction and try to see over time, if there is any possibility of fun on the bed too. Negotiation does not have to be protracted. I often don't make any negotiation at all. Like no price was agreed to. If she asks for a ridiculous price, she had better say she was joking, or I will forget her very quickly. If slightly too high, I may counter with my best offer once. Then she either accepts or I accept her lowest price. I am not interested in a tough long negotiation. Negotiation still applies to freelancers. I suspect you just mean you want girls to be cheaper and not buy them any drinks and not pay a BF, if we are being honest.

In my case, my success rate for a good session is much better with bargirls than with freelancers on the street. I find "lets have fun" attitude more often.

I don't have recent experiences with Phuket bargirls. I gave up Patong beech as a monger destination (or holiday destination) quite a few years ago. I think there are better places for holiday. For diving, I am not sure. For pure mongering, I am sure you are correctly better off in Pattaya, with better girl quality. Why does a hooker choose to work in Patong beech, when she probably comes from Issan?

I arrived last night, the first of two nights (and will thankfully return to Pattaya tomorrow afternoon). Don't get me wrong -- the beaches are lovely, but the temps are sweltering, and seven hours of torrential rain are forecast, so I've got a good four hours at the beach after posting here.) Taxis are absolutely fucking usurious; it is criminal.

After eating a decent Thai meal at a chain outfit (Thai kitchen or somesuch, has got outposts in Pattaya and Samui) -- and why the fuck are there so few places that are enclosed for air con? I am simply sweating my arse off just trying to eat), I schlepped through Walking Street / Bangla. And talk about fucking irritating, dodging all manner of Developing World detritous, with manners to match. Went on Sea Dragon, with Suzy Wong's the first stop.

Straight away, DO NOT believe the idiot touts holding up 99 baht beer signs. The standard issue Thai beers actually cost 180, and the lady drinks are 270. I was quoted a 2000 BF and 5000 short time -- short time being ONE HOUR. Now perhaps the girl didn't dig me. (Nor I her.) I just laughed, finished the beer and watched the talent. Slim pickings, -- there could not have been more than a dozen girls there as of 9 pm Then moved on to Diablo (a couple barfineable, but again, a limited pool of talent in a soulless place for punting.

I came upon a couple of door girls who clicked the right boxes for different reasons at an agogo there called Club Lover. After they both answered that they could be barfined and were eager to go, Mint and Milk (the girl Mint has a different handle in the bar because Milk is her friend and they frequently work in tandem. And successfully so, sadly for me, four lady drinks later. It was hard to choose between the two, who were both playful as they should be). Milk is thin and light-skinned while Milk is a bit darker with wider eyes. As the likelihood of the latter being barfined (there were very few customers in these bars, and for good fucking reason -- the prices are outlandish, particularly so for drinks), I told them I wanted to visit at least another bar before the midnight closure owing to a Buddha holiday.

I went into Harem, another in the Suzy Wong group, says the billing. That alone should have tipped me off to the shenanigans, as they smelled blood. I let my guard down and bought two girls drinks. One for a girl whose name escapes me (she does have NY Yankees tattoo, which is the first USA Pro sports team logo I've encountered in this territory). The second girl, a younger one, named Benz, took off ("I go dancing" as soon as her drink was delivered. After about five or ten minutes I began to get irritated and decided to settle the bar tab. Strangely, this was the only place that did not demand payment upon the delivery of the drink -- none of the joints had cups to hold the tab). The bill was about 480 for their drinks and mine. I gave Yankees fan a 1000 bill after she offered to take care of it. Now, naturally she took my money and disappeared. After nearly 10 minutes is when I felt the scam. Benz was flirting with another customer, not dancing, and Yankees fan could not be found in the dugout. I waved over a waitress and expressed my displeasure. She clearly knew the game, which was thinking I was so fucking stupid that I would leave without my 500 or so in change. The waitress turned over the money, which I snapped up in full. At the door I asked to speak with the manager, who was a few steps away: A young muscular fellow, dark-skinned European I'd guess. I told him that I did not appreciate the violation of protocol. To which he replied that he would speak with the (young) girl. Whom he probably had recently fucked the shit out of as part of the hiring process. Right. Bottom line here is to avoid anything in Phuket branded with Suzy Wong.

And the scamming wasn't over. I returned to Club Lover and barfined Mint. Brought her back to my hotel, the Avista Hideway (nice hotel, but a pain in the ass location and usurious taxi rates to get to and from). Now Mint, who had said in her club that I could DATY, changed course in bed. ("I waaan to teeeeeyou something. And then she proceeds to tell me that she thinks she had gotten an infection from another customer after DATY. Not only did she lie in the club, but it ruined a favorite thing of mine. Talk of infections is a bit of a mood killer, too.

So we go through the other positions, and the sex was, well, good enough. We had settled on the 4000 LT (1000 BF), was quoted 2000ST. After a decent sleep she awakens. "I go bathroom". Of course, she returns with a complaint about some stomach ailment, that she would need to see doctor / big problem holiday blah blah blah. And proceeds to talk my ear off in bed for 90 minutes. I signaled to her that I know what long time means, and that if I did not get at least my second boom boom in that the event would qualify as ST. Eventually got her out of my life, with her 2000ST. She muttered something about wasting her time. I suggested that it was MY time that had been wasted. I was generous enough in summoning a car and giving her the fucking 300 for a taxi ride back to Patong.

As the clouds approach, I am having a bit of a hard time seeing the sunny side of Phuket. But I'll hit the beach, then check Patong to see whether any massage shops are open. It's not my usual m. O. , as I like the agogos, but perhaps I'll just shop for extras in a different sort of venue.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2029639]I gave up Patong beech as a monger destination (or holiday destination) quite a few years ago. I think there are better places for holiday. For diving, I am not sure. For pure mongering, I am sure you are correctly better off in Pattaya, with better girl quality. Why does a hooker choose to work in Patong beech, when she probably comes from Issan?[/QUOTE]I agree that Patong can be "dissuading" for a monger with limited time, or money. I've cancelled my trip there this time and will put the hotel booking for sale, LOL.

However I've played Patong in full years ago, during the Hollywood age. I learned a lot, and it rewarded me with experiences and that go way beyond the scope of reports or sex memories, which could have a good writer go on for pages and pages. Since I was thinking I knew better, I never put foot into a bar, go-go, or massage place. About the reason why some Thai women come there, I think is because not all are cold calculators and do what most others do. Some like to be in a more exclusive location, some even want to be more further away from family. At that time I was proud and happy with my choice at that time, now I've changed horizons again. But I will have no problem going back there. As long I can avoid these fuckers and their the red carts. You said that well WildHawk!

I spent last weekend in Phuket. It was the Thai version of Subic with better food. I believe there are more working girls in Subic vs Phuket and it is more understandable why a girl would work in Subic vs AC rather than Phuket vs Patts. A Phuket bar girl told me she dislikes Patts. Thursday night I walked around Bangla-Beach Rd. It seemed fun. The girls at Rock Hard go go downstairs were cute and were shaking their booties. The 20 freelancers I saw on the street were average by Thai standards. They still beat out Phnom Penh FLs who set the bar very low. I have no insight on their performance because I didn't hire any girls. Friday night I hit the go go's from 10:30 pm till 2 am. My faves were Harem, Exotica, and Rock Hard gentlemens club upstairs. The girls at Exotica wear white makeup and aren't as pretty close up. Most are over 27 years old but I like the bar. When dealing with the Suzy Wong group I gave them exact change and tip for their promotion as soon as I stepped in the club to get them to honor their promotion. This killed confusion and gave them ample time to kick me out. They happily took my baht and I had no problem. I think previous mongers were "got" because they bought lady drinks and pulled out large bills. The Wong group main goal is to get you in the door and purchase lady drinks. They do not want you tipping the girls. Harem girls had the best bods and faces. I regret I didn't make it to see Big Buddha. I stopped by Christins Massage last night around 17:30 and 90% of the ladies in the fishbowl were older than me. I only thought one met specifications. Fee is 3300 baht. Cheap transportation in Phuket is like pulling teeth with no pain killers. I ventured into Illusionz and Tiger disco. The crowd and setup made it difficult to discern who was a working girl. I only stayed 30 minutes. And did not have a veteran monger on the HKT scene to show me the ropes. I was only inside for 30 minutes. I believe Illusionz is bigger than most Patts WS discos. Phuket was an interesting learning experience. My highlight was Bangla Rd.

Verdict: Phuket is more family oriented. It has a smaller P4P scene than Bangers and Patts. It is a nice change up pace for guys who have the ability to run through Soi 6 merchandise in 2 weeks and need new hunting grounds after exhausting the supply in a locale.

It's easy to confuse Diablo and Suzy Wong's 2 Devil's Playground. They're both on the same side of Soi Sea Seadragon and have similar themes but Suzy 2 is closer to Bangla. Someone mentioned them not honoring the drink promotion. From my understanding Diablo is not part of the Wong group. Diablo has a firm 190 baht drink structure that is not worth it. I got confused like a newbie and bit the 190 baht bullet when I intended to go to Suzy 2. I remember Diablo and No. 1 go go dancers not being nude.

As many of you are noting most places around Patong road will try to overcharge, in my opinion. I have been to Pattaya several times and visited Phuket recently for my first time, staying next to Bangla road. After trawling the streets for a few hours to get an overview of the scene it seems prices were even 2000 for a short time at the bars 2 km from Bangla road. And that's not including the obscene bar fine which was around 1000.

I knew these girls were putting on a front hoping for the desperate men who pay such prices. Talking with some massage girls on Bangla road who were average Thai girls, they ended up agreeing to ST for 1500, which was still too much. They would not go below 1500 except for the ugly girls. After some more research from people in the know I headed to Soi Kep Sab to check out the scene. My goodness. So many hotties, with several stunners, there all concentrated on the end opposite the beach. A few I went with never played any games and asked for 1000 baht straight up. Had some really good sessions. Took my favorite girl, who acted so innocent in public and in bed, a second time to my hotel for 700 baht.

A few girls outside tried to ask for 2000. One girl I took a liking to had a bad attitude and said if I wanted her it'd now be 2500! I had to drop the neg of "you're pretty but not 2000 pretty" on her in a cocky manner. The girls around that understood English laughed and gave a loud "Ohhh!" response much to the mean girl's chagrin. Soon after an even hotter girl agreed to go for 1000.

Phuket is good for a few days, as I was taking a break from Pattaya. I was only fucking one or two girls a day there after the daily activities instead of my normal 3+ a day in Pattaya. So it gave enough time to recharge and get back to Pattaya, which is where you should go if your main goal is fucking as much good Thai pussy as you can get.

Phuket is a nice change of pace though for a few days. Although I think that massage scene would get old much quicker than Pattaya, where the options are endless compared with Phuket. Phuket is quite beautiful and has a lot of outdoor activities to do if you want to change it up. But no way in hell am I paying a Thai girl what many were asking.

Although if you just have to have a girl from Bangla road try to do so during the day time as many of those girls said they would go 1500 or even 1000 short time along with a lower barfine of around 500 I think. The girls at the massage parlors I went to were as hot as the hottest gogo girls so I didn't even bother with Bangla for pulling ass. Even the average streetwalkers were asking 1500. Ridiculous!

It's all about the massage parlors. The small, sometimes dirty, places on the side streets. It's like a bigger scene of the small massage shops on Soi Honey and Soi LK in Pattaya. And not the fishbowl places which were asking over 3000. Best experience was an early afternoon session with a stunning 18 year old girl with braces, natural tits, no kids, who had a great attitude and gave a great massage. 1300 baht total.

I spent last 4 days in Phuket and sharing my 2 cents.

Found action very easily available almost everywhere in Patong. Almost every massage shop offers added service. Yes Bangla road is expensive and rip off. But the strip clubs are nice and if you just want to chill with friends and play around with a few booties, there are few places around the SW clubs which aren't bad. 200 bath FR a drink and then another 250 bath FR a lady drink. If a stripper makes you pay. She will offer a lap dance and make your stay comfortable. I did find few gals begging to buy them a drink but I just passed off these gals. The bar fine is high, so avoid taking gals from these clubs.

Post 2 am all gals head to the night clubs around Bangla and gals can be easily picked up. Going rate is between 1000-2000. There are many ladyboys or ladies who look like boys, so just be careful if you are too drink avoid getting laid that night.

In the massage shops I went, almost every gal offered some kind of service. You need to negotiate what you want.

The fish-ball places are a rip off, charging 3300 bath. Good women can be available easily at other places.

Overall Phuket is expensive in terms of travel, food, and stay but chick scene is much easier.

Everything is easily available in Patong and I found it much better to locate than in Bangkok!