Medellin Reports

That is an excellent point about New Life. I had not considered that, probably because New Life has been out of my rotation for years. It might be as you say worth another look now that it's unlikely the place will be bursting at the seams with frat bro groups like the last time I was in there.

[QUOTE=Orgasmico;2454880]Good to know. It has been raining the last couple of days so I haven't been out much, but I have cruised through Botero a few times the last couple of weeks so maybe I'll walk around next time I'm in El Centro to see what's open. Might be a good time to check out New Life when it opens since the boarders are closed.[/QUOTE]

I know what you mean. I weighed the personal pros and cons and I don't regret my decision at all. Things were slow a month or so ago and I got really tired of my own cooking and impatient with my reduced rotation of companions but that's all behind us now.

[QUOTE=SJobs;2454877]If I had a crystal ball back in the end of February when I'm still in Medellin that tells me about this lockdown, I would have stayed. Instead of having the most miserable time of my life, I would be living in heaven right now.[/QUOTE]

Wifey approved a smoke show coming over, on Thursday night. I had been talking to her back and forth for a bit. She was the one that said she couldn't come over, about a week ago, then was begging and sending pics. So, we agree on 200 k for a few hours, trio. She sends a couple of sexy videos, asks to see Wifey's photos, all is good. She asks if she can come at 10 p. I said I need to work in the morning and don't want to be up until 4 a. Wifey suggested 6 p. So, naturally, we agree on 8 p. Wifey is convinced she has another cita. I had already asked that question, and she said no. She was also messaging all evening long. Well, she asks if she can come at 10 p, around 7 p. I again say no. We agree on 9 p. I was just starting to cook dinner, and still needed to shower. It worked fine, for me, but it irked Wifey, again. This chick is HOT, though.

8:35 p rolls around, the anticipation building. She asks me if she can bring her 19 yo gay brother over! He's fun, they're honest, he won't bother, but her mom said the only way she can leave is with the brother. In my mind, this "brother" is a cousin, or a friend, more often than an actual brother, in this scenario. I had this identical situation, last-minute, before a private boat trip in Cartagena. More often than not, I would imagine the "brother" is fun, and is a good person. I explained to her, 1) 100% this is not happening, 2) I don't care how nice and fun he is, I am paying for an experience, and he brings nothing of value to said experience, 3) If I wanted another person at our little fiesta, there's probably 50,000 I could think of inviting before him, 4) Absolutely not happening, again, 5) She is wrong for waiting until 25 mins before our cita to drop this bomb. She said her mom literally just told her. Ok, I'm a problem-solver. The brother can leave with her, even drop her off, and then go to a friend's house and wait. He doesn't have any friends he can go stay with, right now. So, needless to say, this whole thing blew up at the 11th hour. Such a shame, because Wifey and I were both giddy about this chick.

So, as usual, Pinky saves the night. I summon her. Her little dyke friend is over; sleeping in her bed. She sends a pic. Wifey thinks the photo is of the other chick's gay brother. That lightened the mood for 5 seconds. Anyway, now Pinky doesn't want to leave her stalker lesbo friend. She says 2 hours. She asks if she can bring her. I say no. Same shit: they're either watching us bang, making it weird, or I'm banging and thinking about what they could be doing or stealing. So, I tell Pinky this girl can sleep there, sleep here, or sleep at home. What's the point of it being here? She's sleeping! Pinky finally submits, and within about 45 mins she's over. Wifey was being a twit, all night, and we were bickering. I ended up banging Pinky 3 times from night til morning. Wifey's attitude + the quarantine relaxation, this week, might be cause for the love affair to come to a screeching halt, but we'll see.

I'm wondering how the already-mechanical service at the casas might be amplified by any in-house regulations or personal rules by the girls. Looking forward to seeing the first reports.

Looks like I might be able to finally get a haircut, this week!

No change from pre-coronavirus casa experience. Amigas Sexxy is asking customers to make appointments. The others are not.

Good call by the way on the last minute LGBTQ chaperone. That is a 100% GTFOH request.

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2454897]Wifey approved a smoke show coming over, on Thursday night. I had been talking to her back and forth for a bit. She was the one that said she couldn't come over, about a week ago, then was begging and sending pics. So, we agree on 200 k for a few hours, trio. She sends a couple of sexy videos, asks to see Wifey's photos, all is good. She asks if she can come at 10 p. I said I need to work in the morning and don't want to be up until 4 a. Wifey suggested 6 p. So, naturally, we agree on 8 p. Wifey is convinced she has another cita. I had already asked that question, and she said no. She was also messaging all evening long. Well, she asks if she can come at 10 p, around 7 p. I again say no. We agree on 9 p. I was just starting to cook dinner, and still needed to shower. It worked fine, for me, but it irked Wifey, again. This chick is HOT, though.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Blakman;2454433]I didn't need advise on batteries. I just needed advise on age differences with 3 somes. She is early 30's. Would she be okay with an 18 - 22 year old. That is the question. I think you miss the boat on this surfer. But I went out and bought 2 packs of triple a batteries. 6 mil. So when I got back, we got the one that needed triple a batteries to work. It's a small size vibrator. She has one you put inside the pussy and stimulate clit as well. I had double a batteries, so got that to work. She has a glass vibrator, and the new one you put the pussy and it vibrates. I am hoping to videotape her enjoying herself. She cooked for me today. And spent lots of time making tic toc video. I know very little Spanish but we are managing. She's trying to get me to wash the dishes LOL.[/QUOTE]Blakman, welcome to the club! As they say, "Give a Paisa 2 AAA batteries, and they'l take your anal virginity" or something like that. Regarding the threesomes, 25 year old Paisas think they are 7 x more experienced than 18 year old Paisas. Now, neither of them have likely left Medellin, let alone, Colombia. Neither of them have held a real job. Etc etc. The difference is, the 25 year old has 2 kids, and knows the 18 year old is cutting into her earnings. So, as previously stated, show love to the cougar. Now, in my case, my 18 year old has her eyes rolled back, while another 18-21 year old is going down on her, or vice versa. So, I don't have to worry too much about. However, I always take the opportunity to make it appear like it is OUR experience, and WE are using the third member for OUR pleasure. Again, I don't think you're in the same situation. So, I suggest having the young chick ride you while you have the cougar 7 or 8 or whatever she is this week sit on your face. Win Win Win. Then, while she's showering her old tits off, have a quick go at the cub! If your 30 year old is on Tik Tok all day, then she's clearly competing with 18 years olds for attention on a regular basis.

[QUOTE=SJobs;2454877]If I had a crystal ball back in the end of February when I'm still in Medellin that tells me about this lockdown, I would have stayed. Instead of having the most miserable time of my life, I would be living in heaven right now.[/QUOTE]I love the passion in these comments SJobs! I feel for you. If I was in the US, this whole time, I probably wouldn't have opened this site / forum, at all. I couldn't do it to myself. I'd be on Chaturbate and Pornhub looking up Asian, Black, European, anything but Latina / Colombian. I hope you and others can get back in the game ASAP!

Apologies is this is a repeat, but I don't think I posted it. Wifey had a zinger the other day that might draw a few laughs from this group. We were watching the finale of The Last Dance, and she asked if it is harder for the visiting team to win. I started laughing, and gathered my thoughts in Spanish. "Of course it's harder to win as the visitor. Everything is against them. What do you think?" Well, you're the visitor in Colombia, and you're fucking every young Paisa you want, and having threesomes every night! Point taken.

The 8th has not come back since her exodus yesterday. She text me late last night but I ignored the text. She text me this afternoon says she coming then later said she's hanging out with her momma and sister LOL. I have fucked her enough times that it doesn't matter when she returns. Fucking her is no longer the main focus. Slapshot I do want to say she looks very young. I think she has the most perfect boob job. I sent a picture to the 19 year old I invited for the 3 some and she immediately said she's beautiful and accepted the offer. I didn't like how she departed yesterday but I am only paying like $12 a day so no need to fuss. My strategy is to invite a girl everyday for a 3 some and if she does not participate just fuck the girl. Win win. To me it's a blessing when you are near going home and the girl is like messing up. It makes it much easier to not contact her when you get back home. Basically she did it to herself.

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;2454903]Blakman, welcome to the club! As they say, "Give a Paisa 2 AAA batteries, and they'l take your anal virginity" or something like that. Regarding the threesomes, 25 year old Paisas think they are 7 x more experienced than 18 year old Paisas. Now, neither of them have likely left Medellin, let alone, Colombia. Neither of them have held a real job. Etc etc. The difference is, the 25 year old has 2 kids, and knows the 18 year old is cutting into her earnings. So, as previously stated, show love to the cougar. Now, in my case, my 18 year old has her eyes rolled back, while another 18-21 year old is going down on her, or vice versa. So, I don't have to worry too much about. However, I always take the opportunity to make it appear like it is OUR experience, and WE are using the third member for OUR pleasure. Again, I don't think you're in the same situation. So, I suggest having the young chick ride you while you have the cougar 7 or 8 or whatever she is this week sit on your face. Win Win Win. Then, while she's showering her old tits off, have a quick go at the cub! If your 30 year old is on Tik Tok all day, then she's clearly competing with 18 years olds for attention on a regular basis.

I love the passion in these comments SJobs! I feel for you. If I was in the US, this whole time, I probably wouldn't have opened this site / forum, at all. I couldn't do it to myself. I'd be on Chaturbate and Pornhub looking up Asian, Black, European, anything but Latina / Colombian. I hope you and others can get back in the game ASAP!

Apologies is this is a repeat, but I don't think I posted it. Wifey had a zinger the other day that might draw a few laughs from this group. We were watching the finale of The Last Dance, and she asked if it is harder for the visiting team to win. I started laughing, and gathered my thoughts in Spanish. "Of course it's harder to win as the visitor. Everything is against them. What do you think?" Well, you're the visitor in Colombia, and you're fucking every young Paisa you want, and having threesomes every night! Point taken.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=SJobs;2454725]There are people who are willing to accept any entry requirements just to get back in. If they ban the US but open to Canada, I will buy a ticket to Canada and fly to Medellin in a heart beat.[/QUOTE]How are you going to buy a Canadian passport?

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2454951]How are you going to buy a Canadian passport?[/QUOTE]If it will get me back in Medellin. You selling?

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2454951]How are you going to buy a Canadian passport?[/QUOTE]Mr. E you should know how to do this. Spies working in different Countries have Passports with multiple identities as you well know. So at this time, having a Passport from a Country with a low COVID rate will allow you to travel within certain countries that have established a safe corridor (no quarantine), which at this time include Luxembourg, Norway, Sweden. Slovakia, Austria, Czech Republic, Lativa, Lithuania, and Israel. I believe when Colombia opens back up they will have a list of which Countries will be allowed back in along with what the requirements are. So an example, somebody coming from a Country having a low COVID rate may require nothing to get into one of the Countries I mentioned, versus somebody from the USA requiring testing and being quarantined for 14 days. The Colombian government threw out a date of September 1 and have no idea at this moment what the exact requirements will be, and within the next three months they will figure it out, or extend the date. Again, unless your a spy with multiple Passports your likely going to be grounded and severely restricted to where you can go without being quarantined.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;2454865]Yep almost 4 years ago my ATF paisa wanted to experience it, she just turned 19 and wanted to experience something new and different and exciting, she is very good looking and is now one of the prime Facebook girls, yep I must have trained her right when she was just a naive beauty in the making, heheheh, anyway it was a place down in or around San Diego as I recall, actually a 5 or 6 block drive away from Fase II as I recall now, anyway paid the fee and got inside the club, very non-de-script from the outside and is located in an industrial area, maybe it was an off night, possibly a mid-week night and also the night was still early, so got inside and it was us and another 2 couples, old and unattractive both the men and women, so after about 20 minutes we left.

For what it's worth. Nothing about it has ever been really interesting to me.

The Tall Man.[/QUOTE]I haven't experienced any swinger's clubs in Medellin, although have a girl who wants me to take her to one. I have been to quite a few throughout the US. Here's some generic info.

They're just about always in an industrial area. A good club needs a lot of square footage and no noise complaints. Back before Phoenix shut them all down, there was a great club there which pulled a decent crowd mid-week. My Phoenix girlfriend used to go and often take her friends, to play darts and dance on Wednesday nights. That was one of the nights when unaccompanied men were allowed in. She could dance all night, get flirted with by guys 15 years younger and not spend any money. That was an exception. Other than Friday and Saturday night, it's a waste of time.

Swinger's clubs don't really get hopping until 10:30 or later. There are always those who are there when the doors open, but the crowds come later. However, it's a good idea to get in before the crowds to get a good spot.

If you're going alone, to a club that allows single men, expect a sausage fest. There will likely be 10 guys for every woman. I understand that some Colombian clubs bring in hookers to accommodate the single men and the couples who are looking for a third. Medellin being what it is, there's no reason to go alone. Find yourself a bisexual exhibitionist to take.

I also understand that Colombian clubs make you change clothes. They have lockers and I think they require everyone to strip down to no more than underwear. Check with the club.

Every club I've been to followed the same routine. Light music early, there's a buffet or snack table, people starting to filter in. Around 9:30-10:00 music volume goes up, lots of dance music of the Rick James variety. Some time after 10:30, when the dance floor has filled, they'll play 3 slow songs in a row. That finishes with a lot of people heading to the back where the beds and couches are.

My strategy was always to take my girl to the back in the middle of the second slow song and we'd set up in a visible central location and start getting busy. At the end of the third song we'd be surrounded by other couples all watching us. We'd have a lot of options on who we wanted to join us.

In my experience, the party starts winding down between 2 and 3 am, although I've spent the entire night in several places.

[QUOTE=SJobs;2454877]If I had a crystal ball back in the end of February when I'm still in Medellin that tells me about this lockdown, I would have stayed. Instead of having the most miserable time of my life, I would be living in heaven right now.[/QUOTE]There are some desperate dudes on this forum. In the meantime, just get a regular girl that you don't have to pay. I picked up a college chick who is a cashier at the local Aldis and is staying up here because she wants to stay out of NYC. She's got a big round ass that would bring you guys to your knees. Not some light-skinned, no-curves spinner (although I know European guys for some reason like that). All I did was ask as she rang up my groceries. Done, just like that. Yeah, you might have to wait a year or so before borders open back up, but it's not the end of the world. Once they do, everyone can have as many "payable" girls as they want.

[QUOTE=SJobs;2454957]If it will get me back in Medellin. You selling?[/QUOTE]SJobs, IMO one shouldn't get caught up in all the conjecture on the board.

Europe is opening up, I'm heading to Spain in early July, no banning of US passport entry, no quarantine.

Most likely the same when Colombia opens.

Just chill, get your ducks in a row, and plan on a September arrival.

It will most likely happen, regardless of the assumptions made on this board.

No reason to change your nationality just yet, LOL.

[QUOTE=IronQuinn;2455065]There are some desperate dudes on this forum. In the meantime, just get a regular girl that you don't have to pay. I picked up a college chick who is a cashier at the local Aldis and is staying up here because she wants to stay out of NYC. She's got a big round ass that would bring you guys to your knees. Not some light-skinned, no-curves spinner (although I know European guys for some reason like that). All I did was ask as she rang up my groceries. Done, just like that. Yeah, you might have to wait a year or so before borders open back up, but it's not the end of the world. Once they do, everyone can have as many "payable" girls as they want.[/QUOTE]Exactly!!

I did the same!

Picked up a tight little Central American spinner, and she brings her cousins over!

IMO, positivity is the way to live.

I know it's cliche to say, but Life really is short. Live!

In some ways my situation now is better than that of the drama I'm reading on this board, LOL.

Good latina booty in my Condo on the beach.

Bottom line is, Colombia will open when it opens.

These posters on the board have no clue, and neither do I, however, you're young, seem like a cool dude, find some booty, have a tryst, enjoy life.

Hit Colombia when it opens!

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Balboa;2455067]Exactly!!

I did the same!

Picked up a tight little Central American spinner, and she brings her cousins over!

IMO, positivity is the way to live.

I know it's cliche to say, but Life really is short. Live!

In some ways my situation now is better than that of the drama I'm reading on this board, LOL.

Good latina booty in my Condo on the beach.

Bottom line is, Colombia will open when it opens.

These posters on the board have no clue, and neither do I, however, you're young, seem like a cool dude, find some booty, have a tryst, enjoy life.

Hit Colombia when it opens!

Cheers.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the optimism, we can all use some of that during this time; another positive new is that NASA and Elon musk have just successfully put two American astronauts to the international space station! This is the dawn of a new era! One step closer to mars! Go Elon!

In terms of paid options, I have access to decent looking girls in their late 20's to mid 30's, threesome and foursome are all available here, it's very expensive, but I can still afford it, just not as frequently. It's not hard to go on tinder or bumble to get a new match with a decent looking girl in their late 20's to mid 30's every day; but we all know the most expensive sex is free sex; plus this quarantine makes meeting new people more challenging.

Hats off to you guys, it's amazing you guys have enough game to pick up 18-21 year olds in the States during the quarantine. You guys have infinitely more game than I can ever dream for.

For the past decade, I have been traveling around the world every few months either to Brazil or Zurich / Frankfurt to monger, it has became my life style. I first came to Medellin late last year, and it took my mongering experience to a whole new level. My love affair with Medellin was at the most intense moment before this stupid lockdown started. Instead of fucking 4 or 5 super hot 18-year-olds every night, now I'm paying 10 x more and fucking two 28-year-olds a few times a months, this is pure hell for me.

[QUOTE=Combo;2453947]Colombian Food tends to be loaded with sugar and salt (and starch). Every bit if not more than that in the USA.

That said, I disagree with the poster criticizing the food in MDE. While you may not find any Michelin starred restaurants, there are some very solid options at ridiculously low prices. Provenza and Envigado are the best restaurant zones IMO. But I've had good restaurant experience all over the metro area.[/QUOTE]Sorry it took so long to get back to this. Every time I started in on a reply, something popped up to distract me.

In regards to Colombia food being saltier and sugarier than US food, that turns out to not be the case.

With salt, it's close. Average daily sodium intake in the US is 5.1 grams. For Colombia the average is 4.6 grams.

With sugar it's not anywhere close. 126.4 grams in the US compared to 36.4 grams in Colombia.

As a percentage of total dietary intake, Colombia consumes more carbohydrates than the US, 66% to 45%. However, the majority of carbohydrates, including all those starchy foods, in Colombia are from things like rice, beans, potatoes and yuca, along with fresh fruit. In the US most of the carbohydrates are sugars.

If you get away from Parque Lleras you'll find the food a lot less salty.

And if you're craving sweets, head to Salpijugos on Avenida Poblado in Envigado. They have some incredible fruit salads served with ice cream and whipped cream. They've also got some great entrees.