Berlin

Just back from a week in mongering in Berlin. Thanks for all the helpful posts. A quick review, from a Berlin first timer's perspective.

I started at Erlebniswohung. As previous posters have noted, the GB scene is not for everybody, but I do like it. Erleb was easy to find, right across from Karl Marx Strasse you-bahn station. Ring the bell and walk up one flight of stairs. Hosts very pleasant. Clothes in changing room and towels available. Two rooms with non-stop action. Girls were nicer than the pictures, including a couple of stunners and a couple who were wildly into it. Anike, in particular. A-cups, who enjoying sucking off several guys at once and having them cum on her face. There was a a young blonde with beautiful full breasts-maybe Erlina from the site? She mainly did blow jobs, CIM, but let a few guys fuck her, too.

But all the girls were accomodating and friendly. Between sets it was easy to relax in the sinner room or sauna. For 100 euro it was a great way to spend an evening. I showed up around 5 pm on a Saturday and the place was in full swing. An amatuer couple even showed. Note: By 10 pm it was dying out. It's an early crowd.

I actually went back on Wednesday and the scene was even better. A couple of more pretty girls. The girls really aim to please. And one interetsing moment: two of the girls who worked Saturday stopped in on what was clearly their off night to use the sauna. If nothing else it suggests it's a friendly place to work, which is always a nice touch. I really liked the place. But, again, maybe not for everybody.

I also included two stops at Artemis. I won't bore everybody with my zeal for FKK, but if you don't live in Germany these places really are paradise. Artemis is a bit overpriced with an 80 euro entrance fee and minimum 60 euro for 30 minute, but it's still the best experience in the world to visit an FKK. There were a few pushy girls and not every time was GFE, but there were a few really beautiful women and I was more than happy to spend a day fucking and laying around the sauna. Bring a book. Make a day of it. It doesn't get any better.

Since I was visiting from a world with few pleasures, I took one night to try Caligula, a flat rate place. It was a typical bar setting. For 100 euro, drinks are free. At 5 pm on a weekday it was basically me and four or five other guys. The girls were 5 to 6s, all eastern european with one or two fatties. After the othe rplace sit wasn't great, but I was more than willing to partake. You see a girl you want to fuck, you tap her on the shoulder and away you go. Menu with prices for extras pasted in the rooms. Free drinks make it a good deal, but there is nothing to do between sessions except drink. If you're with a buddy it might be fun to hang out, but it get's pretty old to sit around watching bored Romanian girls gyrate on stage while you wait for your dick to revive. Two sessions and I wa soutta there.

I also visited Royal, which was a great experience. Very classy, high-end atmosphere. Selection of girls was beautiful, with a couple of 9s. Settled on Maria, a Czech girl (God, I love Czech girls).80 euro for 30 minutes plus 20 euro for kissing. She was great, fun, friendly, laughing and playing. She ended up watching the clock. After two positions she said there wasn't enough time for doggy. But I didn't care as she gave me a great handjob. I can still feel her nails on my balls.

I love Berlin.

Apologies for a late report!

I visited LA FOLIE club on a Wednesday night in October 2011. Arrived at 2100 h. Ten women and 4 male guests were present, but more guests arrived in the course of the evening.

I would rate 50 percent of the ladies as 'not my taste', the rest ranges from 'perhaps' to 'YES PLEASE'.

While I was sipping my soda water (I came with my car) , I watched the girls and tried to find out with whom I should get in contact. Suddenly, a fantastic young blonde girl entered the club and disappeared in the staff's dressing room. After a while she reappeared and turned out to be – a waitress!

What a pity, because this young lady looked great in her red fishnet top and I think most of the men stared at her naked breasts. But as a waitress, she's 'off limits'.

Okay, now I had to concentrate on 3 or 4 other girls. Whom to choose?

Only now I spotted a well-built blonde MILF in the section across the bar. Unfortunately, she was in a conversation with another guest. Immediately fascinated, I watched this awesome looking woman for quite some time. Did she just wink at me? I was not sure.

I overheard some admiring comments from the guys beside of me – seems I was not the only man interested in the blonde. But I had a few eye contacts with her, and it was now clear to me: I want this girl or nobody else!

About one hour later, the lady came over to me and apologized that she could not come earlier. Her conversation with the other guest was 'nothing serious'.

I bought her a drink (piccolo) , we cuddled a lot, and then we went to a ZIMMER. I don't want to go into details, but it was a real GFE!

Unfortunately, she told me that she is not very often in this club, so the chances of meeting her again are slim. I am not a Berliner and visit the LA FOLIE only three or four times a year. She refused to give me her phone number (I had in mind to meet her again outside of the club).

(Forgot her name, but it was a French name starting with the letter G: Genevieve? Geraldine? Gabrielle? Sure hope to meet her again next time.)

Meanwhile, I was tired and left the club. Total cost: about 115 Euro (forgot the exact amount).

Summary: Once again great experience!

Any experiences (besides Lucy) with the new klein&zierlich lineup?

Thank you!

Hello,

I'm passing in Berlino so I'm search some bordel or something, near the Hauptbahnhof central station. Have you some info?

Thanks to all

[QUOTE=Hitto; 1242624]Hello,

I'm passing in Berlino so I'm search some bordel or something, near the Hauptbahnhof central station. Have you some info?

Thanks to all[/QUOTE]It depends upon your definition of close. Within easy walking distance all I know of is this massage studio.

[url]http://www.relaxmassagen.de/index.htm[/url]

As far as I understand some girl here just do massage, some will blow you, and some will do full sex. Not really sure how you determine which with do what but I guess asking is okay.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1242748]It depends upon your definition of close. Within easy walking distance all I know of is this massage studio.

[url]http://www.relaxmassagen.de/index.htm[/url]

As far as I understand some girl here just do massage, some will blow you, and some will do full sex. Not really sure how you determine which with do what but I guess asking is okay.

AM[/QUOTE]Hello,

I see the site, I have undestand that some girl make only massage. Now I'm search something else, also a little further.

On internet I have not found anything.

[QUOTE=ADObserver1; 1240924]Just back from a week in mongering in Berlin. Thanks for all the helpful posts. A quick review, from a Berlin first timer's perspective.

I started at Erlebniswohung. As previous posters have noted, the GB scene is not for everybody, but I do like it. Erleb was easy to find, right across from Karl Marx Strasse you-bahn station. Ring the bell and walk up one flight of stairs. Hosts very pleasant. Clothes in changing room and towels available. Two rooms with non-stop action. Girls were nicer than the pictures, including a couple of stunners and a couple who were wildly into it. Anike, in particular. A-cups, who enjoying sucking off several guys at once and having them cum on her face. There was a a young blonde with beautiful full breasts-maybe Erlina from the site? She mainly did blow jobs, CIM, but let a few guys fuck her, too.

I love Berlin.[/QUOTE]Hi, I have some questions. The knowing of german language is a must, or you can handle with english? It is a minimum ratio of 2:1 (like Lady Marmalade Parties eq)? Sometimes the number of girls can be higher thean the customers or fair equal (I'am asking that because 3man / 1girl seems to be a little too crowd for my taste). Thank you.

[QUOTE=ADObserver1; 1240924]I started at Erlebniswohung. As previous posters have noted, the GB scene is not for everybody, but I do like it. Erleb was easy to find, right across from Karl Marx Strasse you-bahn station. Ring the bell and walk up one flight of stairs. Hosts very pleasant. Clothes in changing room and towels available. Two rooms with non-stop action. Girls were nicer than the pictures, including a couple of stunners and a couple who were wildly into it. Anike, in particular. A-cups, who enjoying sucking off several guys at once and having them cum on her face. There was a a young blonde with beautiful full breasts-maybe Erlina from the site? She mainly did blow jobs, CIM, but let a few guys fuck her, too.

But all the girls were accomodating and friendly. Between sets it was easy to relax in the sinner room or sauna. For 100 euro it was a great way to spend an evening. I showed up around 5 pm on a Saturday and the place was in full swing. An amatuer couple even showed. Note: By 10 pm it was dying out. It's an early crowd.

I actually went back on Wednesday and the scene was even better. A couple of more pretty girls. The girls really aim to please. And one interetsing moment: two of the girls who worked Saturday stopped in on what was clearly their off night to use the sauna. If nothing else it suggests it's a friendly place to work, which is always a nice touch. I really liked the place. But, again, maybe not for everybody.[/QUOTE]Also the website is very informative and in English. I hope to visit Berlin this summer and would like to visit this club forsure.

[url]http://www.erlebniswohnung.com/en/[/url]

I posted a message in the FKK FAQ topic of the Germany FKK forum about my Google map of famous FKKs and saunaclubs.

[url]http://g.co/maps/5tgjq[/url]

As I noted there, while doing some research for an upcoming trip to Germany, I decided to make a map showing only the most famous FKK clubs and saunaclubs, I. E, the ones that guys are most likely to seek out during a short trip to Germany. Another map shows virtually all the FKKs, partytreffs, brothels and other sex clubs in Germany.

I decided to add some famous brothels to my map, so that's why I'm posting here. From Berlin, I added Kamilla la Dee, Salon Prestige, Van Kampen and Royal. These brothels may or may not be the "best" brothels but they are the ones most frequently mentioned here and elsewhere.

Let me know if you think any other Berlin brothels belong on the map. If you are familiar with famous brothels in other cities, send me a PM and I will consider adding them to the map. So far I have listed only one other brothel outside Berlin, Traum-Paradies Brothel in Troisdorf (Cologne).

[QUOTE=Zapzapzap; 1241541]Any experiences (besides Lucy) with the new klein&zierlich lineup?

Thank you![/QUOTE]Ramona and Anna were both working at KZ last year. Search my posts for a review. Clara is new this year. I might well give her a test run next week. If you beat me to it then please post here and let us know whether she is up to their usual high standard.

Best.

C

[QUOTE=Hitto; 1242816]Hello,

I see the site, I have undestand that some girl make only massage. Now I'm search something else, also a little further.

On internet I have not found anything.[/QUOTE]L'Amour 2a, a respectable if not high end bordello, can be reached by S Bahn, bus and a short walk in about 20-25 minutes if you can make your connections.

[url]http://www.lamour2a.de/index.php?id=girls&lang=de[/url]

You might consider this.

AM

[QUOTE=Charlie 123;1243182]Clara is new this year. I might well give her a test run next week. If you beat me to it then please post here and let us know whether she is up to their usual high standard.[/QUOTE]A good friend of mine, not an ISG poster and not a real experienced monger (so I do not now just how much he put her through the paces) saw her just before Christmas. He reported as to being very satisfied with his experience.

So there is that. Oh he told me, when I mentioned that her pics did not do much for me, that she looks significantly better in the flesh.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1243203]L'Amour 2a, a respectable if not high end bordello, can be reached by S Bahn, bus and a short walk in about 20-25 minutes if you can make your connections.

[url]http://www.lamour2a.de/index.php?id=girls&lang=de[/url]

You might consider this.

AM[/QUOTE]Hello,

I was just looking at this, I think it's a good idea.

Thanks

I posted this on the Artemis thread, but then thought it might get to the right people better on the general Berlin thread. Apologies to those who start to read it a second time before they realize it's the same question. I would appreciate the advice and input of the Berlin veterans on where is the best location in terms of the hottest looking lineup for punting on a Friday morning between the hours of 10:00 AM and 12noon in Berlin, and the logistics of doing it by public transportation from / to Tegel airport?

Logistics: My flight arrives into Tegel airport (TXL) AT 9:00 AM on Friday, February 17. I am currently scheduled to depart from Tegel airport the same day at 1:50 PM. I am assuming that I will be able to leave the airport by around 9:30am, having gone through customs and border controls, and that I will have to be back to the airport by about 12noon which is allowing just under 2 hours before my outgoing flight at 1:50pm. As far as I can tell from analyzing the travel options using the bahn. De website, I can see that it's about a 20 to 30 minute trip from the Tegel airport to a number of the highly recommended punting locations in Berlin. For example, I see that there are buses (the X9 and the 109 bus lines) which leave the Tegel airport station every 10 minutes or so and it's about a 7 minute ride to the S-Bahn station at Jungfernheide, from which one can get the S42 S-Bahn train which will take one to: (a) the S-Bahn Westkreuz station which is adjacent to Artemis, (b) the Heidelberger Platz station which is adjacent to bordello Van Kampen and also 1km (about 10-12 minute walk) from bordello Kamilla Dee, or (c) the Bundesplatz station adjacent to bordello Royal, all three bordellos of which have gotten good recommendations on this board. And the trip back to the Tegel airport at about 11:30am is just as easily made on the S-Bahn and Tegeler Weg bus to Tegel Airport in about the same amount of time as the outbound trip.

QUESTION 1: Have I overlooked anything, insofar as the underlying logistics of a short romp in Berlin on a Friday morning from Tegel airport, and getting back on time for my flight?

I assume most would agree that an hour session with a hottie in Berlin is worth going into town for, instead of simply killing 5 hours in the airport. I would try to sleep in the airport so I would have more energy for Friday night's activities, but I have never been successful at falling asleep on an airport floor, (although I was toying with the idea of taking along a sleeping bag roll and trying to do so this time.)

QUESTION 2: My question is where is the best place, accesible easily from Tegel airport, that I should go to, that has the best line up on Friday morning even at 10:00am or 10:30am?

Artemis first opens at 11:00 am, and it would be my assumption that at exactly 11:00am, their best line up is not yet present, and will filter in later as the day progresses. So the 200 Euro cost of an hour at Artemis at 11:00am did not seem worth it. I will visit there another time, I guess.

I looked at the websites for the Van Kampen, Kamilla Dee and Royal bordellos, and I simply cannot tell from the pictures posted if I am likely to find a 9 or a 10, or even an 8 level beautiful girl in those places, despite the recommendations that they sometimes have good girls that I have read on this thread. I am wondering whether these bordellos might also not have their best girls available so early at their 10:00am in the morning opening time either. But at least if I don't like what I see at one bordello, I can leave and go to the next place, time permitting. This is what I will probably do, unless someone here on this thread can guide me on a course which they know from experience will produce a better result.

Another consideration is the price at these bordellos of 150 Euros for 1 hour. Unless I can actually find a 9 at the bordellos, or maybe an 8, I feel it would not be worth it for me to do a session in Berlin. The reason is that later on the same day, Friday evening, (unless I change my flights because of weather related considerations and fly to Frankfurt instead) , I am planning to be in Rio strip club in Kiev where I will definitely be able to pull out a girl who is a 9 at the rate of $300/3hours which is $100 or [U]76 Euro per hour[/U]. [B]That's half the price of a girl in Berlin.[/B] So unless the girl in Berlin is really hot, I will try to control myself and choose to simply wait until the night time when I can play with Kiev's hotties. But on the other hand, if I can succeed in finding a very hot girl in Berlin at one of the bordellos, I am quite willing to pay double the cost of a Kiev hottie, because it is a worthwhile alternative entertainment to killing 5 hours in the Tegel airport torturing myself trying unsuccessfully to sleep, while thinking about all the hot pussy in Berlin that I will not even taste. LOL.

So, what does the collective wisdom of the veteran's on this forum advise? Stay in the airport and get some possible sleep? Or do I have a good chance of finding a 9 level beauty at 10:00am in the morning at a Berlin bordello? And if so, which bordello is the best bet at which to do so?

Any good insights would be appreciated.

LJ

[QUOTE=Liljoey; 1244807]Any good insights would be appreciated.

LJ[/QUOTE]Hi LJ,

I would say that you are right to knock Artemis off the table. Opening time is just too early to guarantee, or at least be reasonably assured of, a real "A" lister being ready to go.

But then at 10:00 a. M. Anywhere that you go the pickings are liable t be pretty slim. You can not really know this without visiting but my experience is the hotter girls generally work the later shift. Of the bordellos you mention I would be inclined to visit them in this order. Try Royal first, then VK and then maybe, if you have not found anything and still have the time, KD. Royal is a very short distance (one or two SBahn stops) from VK and both are within one minutes walk of the station. So you could reasonably expect to vist one, sit through a parade and if no girl appeals try the other. KD is a bit of a longer walk from an SBahn but maybe still doable. Of the two Royal and VK you can, I think, be pretty sure of finding a hot girl. If she is a "9" by your standards I can not say.

As another option I can also suggest these two places which are much closer to Tegal.

[url]http://www.klix37.de/[/url]

[url]http://www.intime-modelle.de/girls.html[/url]

Both places are a little more down market than Royal & VK but have been known to contain some gems. Klix is a little rougher than Salon Saphire but then neither does it really have SS's pretentions of being a "high class" brothel. And both are about a third less expensive than the ones you mention. I just point them out as an alternative as it has been my experience that one can find some real nice ladies at such addresses if one is lucky. And seeing as you will be in Kiev later in the day, what have you really got to lose.

What ever happens please do keep us informed.

AM