Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Porklobster]This surely seems a bit specious.The Japanese, who are both Asian and technically Buddhist, LOVE oral sex. A major part of the Japanese sex industry is specifically dedicated to oral sex, since (vaginal) intercourse for money is illegal - while oral (or for that matter, anal!) sex is not.The average Japanese mongerer would definitely expect both BJ and DATY, and preferably kissing too, but would still pay only the Asian rate.Has anybody actually asked the staff at La Belly why they raised the farang price? Perhaps they simply had a bunch of obnoxious hooligans coming in and ruining the fun for all the rest of us.[/QUOTE]Obviously, not all Buddhists are the same. Just like not all Christians are the same. Thai Buddhism is probably different from Japanese Buddhism in many ways. Just like Christianity in Sweden is different from Christianity in Mexico.Perhaps Japanese customers buy more drinks and tip the massage ladies a lot better than farang customers tip. And to make up for the difference, some massage places have introduced the farang surcharge.But your idea that some farangs are abnoxious and impolite is probably true too. I've passed through Japan a few times. And one thing that surprised me the most there was how polite the Japanese there were with me. Japanese are very polite, even more polite than Thais are. And Japanese expect similar politeness from those around them. Which means that farangs and Japanese customers at massage places don't mix well. Even one obnoxious farang can spoil the atmosphere for Japanese customers and turn them away. And for this reason, some massage parlors choose to serve only Asian and Japanese customers. And they discourage farangs from coming there by raising prices for them.I know of one bar in Pattaya (Suzie Bar on Soi 4) that specifically welcomes Japanese customers only. And farangs aren't welcome there, no matter how much they are willing to pay. And it makes sense that some massage parlors might want to specialize like that too.

[QUOTE=Dan7373]Obviously, not all Buddhists are the same. [/QUOTE]EXACTLY... Finally from your own mouth. So what your GF tells you might not be what everyone else believes, is taught, or understands. It is what she understands (or what she tells you) not necessarily what everyone else goes by. What you hear at one temple in Sisaket is not always what you hear at a temple in Surin. You can hear two totally different interpretations of the same thing by different monks. You want to accept and respect your ladies belief that is fine. But please do not tell folks that DATY and BJ by a foreigner will defile a lady and she must go to temple to cleanse herself such the reason for extra farang sur charges. A good number of working girls do not even go to temple except for their temple at their HOME, so you are telling me they save up a sur charge for 1,000 customers until they go home and donate it all to their local temple just to cleanse themselves? Total Bollocks!! The reason for the sur charge is not to clean the soul it is get extra cash because some guys are stupid enough to pay it. Yes many Farang are a larger size and sex more forceful and some guys are actually Sadists but the sur charge is because Farang's can pay it and many are just stupid enough to be like sheep and accept the charges. Must be fun to have a ring in your nose to be lead around by.

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV].... But please do not tell folks that DATY and BJ by a foreigner will defile a lady and she must go to temple to cleanse herself such the reason for extra farang sur charges. A good number of working girls do not even go to temple except for their temple at their HOME, so you are telling me they save up a sur charge for 1,000 customers until they go home and donate it all to their local temple just to cleanse themselves? Total Bollocks!! [/QUOTE]It's not so much about cleansing as it is about balancing out the bad with good. And doing good doesn't necessarily involve going to a Buddhist temple. Helping the old and the poor counts as good deeds too. And a lot of massage ladies do send their money home to help their parents and poor relatives. They are doing this not just as a duty but as good deeds that will bring them good luck from Buddha and will make their after-life better, when they die. That's where most of the sacrifice from massage ladies goes and not for Buddhist temples.

So any reports about massage joints or are we just going to rename the thread into Thai Buddhism 101?

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]EXACTLY... Finally from your own mouth. So what your GF tells you might not be what everyone else believes, is taught, or understands. It is what she understands (or what she tells you) not necessarily what everyone else goes by. What you hear at one temple in Sisaket is not always what you hear at a temple in Surin. You can hear two totally different interpretations of the same thing by different monks. You want to accept and respect your ladies belief that is fine. But please do not tell folks that DATY and BJ by a foreigner will defile a lady and she must go to temple to cleanse herself such the reason for extra farang sur charges. A good number of working girls do not even go to temple except for their temple at their HOME, so you are telling me they save up a sur charge for 1,000 customers until they go home and donate it all to their local temple just to cleanse themselves? Total Bollocks!! The reason for the sur charge is not to clean the soul it is get extra cash because some guys are stupid enough to pay it. Yes many Farang are a larger size and sex more forceful and some guys are actually Sadists but the sur charge is because Farang's can pay it and many are just stupid enough to be like sheep and accept the charges. Must be fun to have a ring in your nose to be lead around by.[/QUOTE]Everything absolutely spot on, Tansak. Good lord, this boring thread is dying a slow death.The only other thing I can add to the increased surcharge aspect is that it's 'very Thai': business goes down, and so owners raise the prices where they can to make up for the lost income, instead of dropping the price as a temporary promotion to increase volume to make up for the lost income. Funny how they end up losing more business when they raise the prices (and then go out of business completely).

Members requested to post their recommendations on traditional Thai massage places around Sukhumvit area. Any useful websites or links?

[QUOTE=Winny49]Members requested to post their recommendations on traditional Thai massage places around Sukhumvit area. Any useful websites or links?[/QUOTE]I can recommend Rosmarin on Soi22. No happy ends but great massages.[url]http://rosemarin.com/[/url]Cheers

[QUOTE=Winny49]Members requested to post their recommendations on traditional Thai massage places around Sukhumvit area. Any useful websites or links?[/QUOTE]The name is escaping me but there is a very legit and good thai massage off of Soi 22, in that little cut street that leads to Sazanka, Washington Square behind the old Mambo place. You can PM Giotto he turned me onto it years ago. It is, or can be, a very very strong and in depth thai massage that can actually hurt like an SOB but great to stretch you out. Friggin incredible compression and mobilization. But you'll probably want a follow up as you might be sore the next day and need more stretching afterwards if they really work you. King and I (soi 12 maybe) is a decent place for a Royal Massage but not as strong and their thai massage is only so so in my book. Asia Herb Society has three places in BKK, one is on Soi 24 but that is better as a more package and lighter massage. A good couples massage place. But for the most part, I've gone into a few little massage places and found good folks that really know how to use their angles and such to stretch the heck out of me. I'm assuming you want only a THAI massage not a sports massage or oil massage or such. You can hit up I think Wat Po for a few hours of a massage as well.

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]EXACTLY... Finally from your own mouth. So what your GF tells you might not be what everyone else believes, is taught, or understands. It is what she understands (or what she tells you) not necessarily what everyone else goes by. What you hear at one temple in Sisaket is not always what you hear at a temple in Surin. You can hear two totally different interpretations of the same thing by different monks. You want to accept and respect your ladies belief that is fine. But please do not tell folks that DATY and BJ by a foreigner will defile a lady and she must go to temple to cleanse herself such the reason for extra farang sur charges. A good number of working girls do not even go to temple except for their temple at their HOME, so you are telling me they save up a sur charge for 1,000 customers until they go home and donate it all to their local temple just to cleanse themselves? Total Bollocks!! The reason for the sur charge is not to clean the soul it is get extra cash because some guys are stupid enough to pay it. Yes many Farang are a larger size and sex more forceful and some guys are actually Sadists but the sur charge is because Farang's can pay it and many are just stupid enough to be like sheep and accept the charges. Must be fun to have a ring in your nose to be lead around by.[/QUOTE]Wait, hold the phone, you mean to say that these people make shit up as they go along? And, not only that, they make shit up as they go along to make extra money utilizing nefarious means to do so? Wow, amazing! Now there's a new concept. Tansak KTV, I like the way you use the word [b]'stupid'[/b], well done! ;)

First things first, my thanks to MP Lurker for his advise, may he live long and his tribe multiply.Session 1: Colonze 2 at Ratchada Road.Wanted to start of with a nuru nuru experience before covering the soapies and the oilies so hopped over from the Holiday Inn to Colonze2There are two things good about this place, it does not add a taxi driver surcharge for showing up in a taxi, it is away from the main road and does not attract too many people.Entered and saw 3/4 side liners at 2500 THB and 3/4 fish bowl at 1900 THB 2 hours. Nuru Nuru Surcharge is 500 THB and only a few ladies from the fishbowl do it. Selected No 448, about 5'7" with a well endowed body and a not so so good face.Made the payment, was taken up to a room, lots of action while waiting to get the room setup, it was kind of exciting doing heavy petting and fondling while a legion of maids kept walking in and out bringing stuff.On to the service that consisted of a heavenly BBBJ getting undressed, BBBJ and 1 load CIM + Swallow while getting soaped, 1 more BBBJ + CIM on the open table with the nuru gel.Was not quite sure that I would rise up to the occasion a third time, but was taken on to the bed that had a huge towel on it. More nuru gel was lathered on and the slippery slide game began.Managed to rise to the occasion a third time given the enthusiastic performance and lots of oral stimulation. Did it MISH + Cowboy and then again a BBBJ + COF for the finale.Cost : Fishbowl 1900 + Nuru 500+ Tip 1500Body: 8/10Face: 6/10Performance: 10 /10The sheer dedication and enthusiasm was amazing, 3 times in 2 hours without pharmaceutical assistance is priceless. Staggered out and got a dry hump in the lift but all i could think of was to go to sleepThe place is highly recommended, however YMMV.

Ended up going to Nataree based on the advice of a friendly german I met today.Reached there in a taxi about 5 PM to find an assortment of about 10 girls. I was met by a somewhat over aggressive papasan who wanted me to pick one fast without taking my sweet time. Really did not like it.The quality of women was good, a number of 8/10 were on display. Chose one and papasan quoted 3500 THB, and the girl was not even a sideliner or a model. I told him that he needs to get his eyes checked and walked away.Outside I found the same taxi and driver that I had taken. Probably was waiting for his cut. The quality of girls at nataree is 2 steps above most places but one has to wade through a lot of crap once you get in.

[QUOTE=Winny49]Members requested to post their recommendations on traditional Thai massage places around Sukhumvit area. Any useful websites or links?[/QUOTE]Celfle - Soi 33, opp The Office - in the small soi across from Livingstone's LodgeTotally legit, excellent place

I Am Wondering Where I Can Get A Very Good Massage That Leads Up To An Explosive Handjob? I Am Not Looking For FS Or BBBJ But A Real Seductive Massage And A Hot Handjob. Please Tell Me Any Places That Do This.[size=-2][u][b]EDITOR's NOTE[/b][/u]: [blue]This report was originally written in [u]ALL CAPITAL LETTERING[/u] and thus it was edited tonormal case lettering. In the future, please do not write reports in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING. [i]Thanks![/i][/blue][/size] [blue]====================================== Hi Thickcumm, I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but... [red][u]Would you please refrain from WRITING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS![/u][/red] It's difficult to read and it's time consuming to fix. On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: [i]Thank You![/i] Jackson[/blue]

Here's one I don't mind mentioning. I went by Snow White last night and was told they have some new girls who weren't in the album yet. I scanned the album and asked about the new ones, and in a few moments had a lineup of 5 or 6 candidates (including some album girls) standing by the counter. I picked the one said to have started on that very day, June, clearly a bit nervous and unsure of herself. She was sternly told "borigaan dee dee" before we left the counter. She's 23 and has a son, but she's quite lovely, tall for a Thai girl, sweet boobs, and anxious to do everything right. Wouldn't let me take my own shoes off, folded my socks, and so on. Her face became quite flushed during our workout, and her breathing and responsiveness made me cum much sooner than I thought I would. She decided that I was jai dee, and from then on it was just a dream of gentle playfulness. I found her accent quite hard to understand. I guess she speaks more broad Isaan than I'm used to. If I understood her right, she's been working in a factory sorting car parts for 9 years, with a fake ID. Her husband left her a month ago, and I guess she just thought it's time for a change and a chance at some money. She said "cheewit puying thai naasongsarn" (the life of a woman in Thailand is pitiful), but of course in a resigned Buddhist kind of way, not making it sound like a sob story. We were done a few minutes early, and she asked me to wait until the time was up so that she wouldn't get scolded.Guys who can treat a girl nicely, and like beauty more than pornstar service, should be happy with June. Oh, on the way out after affirming that June's service left nothing to be desired, I was asked to pay again. When I said that I had already paid beforehand the response was oh, yes, of course, but I'm sure many guys must have paid a second time in the heady daze of afterglow. ;-)

Boy did they see you coming at Nataree. By my reckoning the taxi driver's tip was going to be 1300 Bht.Nataree is less than a five minute walk from a subway stop. And had you really RTFF you could have sauntered over to Hi-Class and got your rocks off for 1700 with a decent looking lass who more than likely would have given you pretty good service.