Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=TjBrazil;2788745]You forgot tier 0. That was tonight for me. A 65 year old woman at the sports bar tonight watching ufc 284 tells me she wants to fuck me. She kept flirting and wouldn't leave me alone. I wanted to throw up. She was your stereotypical desperate older woman that can't get guys to bang her anymore. She was so aggressive it was sickening to watch.[/QUOTE]One night after a party at university a girl asked me to escort her to her room which I did out of the goodness of my heart. She (late 20's) was tall and slim with big boobs (there were very few fat girls back then) but I did not like her face as did a ton of other guys. When we reached her room she invited me in which I refused, she then grabbed my arm and tried to pull me in LOL but I was no weakling. I often look back at that and think that I should have allowed her to rape me so I could tick that off my list.

I went to Camel Toe for a late lunch yesterday. There were a surprising number of customers there, and about 10 mostly silicon enhanced MILFs. I was just there for food, but ended up buying drinks for one of the MILFs, who gave me the rundown on the ladies, who took it up the ass, who was blowjob only, etc.

If you like busty MILFs, its probably okay for you.

There is a short time room on site, but I have never gone.

[QUOTE=SplitPersona;2788719]Any place showing it live or with taped delay?[/QUOTE]You are a bit late so am I! The game starts at 6:30, the best place, in my opinion, is Iris Rover inside LK metro, Superbowl is normally packed best time this day generally ALL Americans have No soccer or ping pong to have to watch. Great owners, managers, close to 20 T. V. With an American Breakfast 119, coffee juice, pancakes.

Wetherspoons down the road are not bad either. Next year's NINERS?

[QUOTE=Turgid;2788822]One night after a party at university a girl asked me to escort her to her room which I did out of the goodness of my heart. She (late 20's) was tall and slim with big boobs (there were very few fat girls back then) but I did not like her face as did a ton of other guys. When we reached her room she invited me in which I refused, she then grabbed my arm and tried to pull me in LOL but I was no weakling. I often look back at that and think that I should have allowed her to rape me so I could tick that off my list.[/QUOTE]People say it's easy for women to get laid. It isn't if you aren't halfway attractive.

Ratings are usually written about by guys living in their mother's basement.

In real life, you go to Pattaya, see a lady, and either barfine her or not. You don't assess her based on a number scale, your choices are barfine or not barfine.

Your reports should include where she works, how much you paid, and whether her performance was good.

Abstract discussions of female desireability are pointless.

[QUOTE=SplitPersona;2788186]Walking Street.

Huge crowds every day after 8 pm.

Hilton Club closed.

Cavali Agogo and the club upstairs closed.

More Russian clubs opening daily.

As a girl tried to get a eccentric looking guy into a Russian club he ranted and berated her for about 5 minutes shouting "I hte Russia " before security tactfully walked him away.

Tantra and Moon almost empty last weekend.

LK.

Friends agogo closed.

Pulse Agogo closed and reopened under new management same same.

Kilkenny boarded shut and Vegas Agogo coming up in it's place.[/QUOTE]As friends wasn't a gogo. It was a quasi club that got raided a few times for being open late.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2789032]Ratings are usually written about by guys living in their mother's basement.

In real life, you go to Pattaya, see a lady, and either barfine her or not. You don't assess her based on a number scale, your choices are barfine or not barfine.

Your reports should include where she works, how much you paid, and whether her performance was good.

Abstract discussions of female desireability are pointless.[/QUOTE]When you include price it's very Pointful.

1,000 baht and it becomes dreadful. Yes I know there is 1 gem out of a 1,ooo girls on Soi 6 everyday.

I know a bargirl who claims I am the only customer who fucks her, everyone else just buys her drinks. No idea if that is true, but she claims that her 19 year old Thai boy toy only allows her to go with me. Yesterday, her boy toy sent me a friend request on Facebook.

It all seems weird to me.

Another lady tells me that her Thai boyfriend doesn't want her going with any customer except me, but she can go with me as long as I want. Last year, she went to Brazil with me for 3 months.

Maybe these ladies have convinced their boyfriends that I can't fuck.

I barfined a 90's style bargirl last year.

She typified the majority of bargirls you would see 20 or 30 years ago, the classic LBFM. Kind of skinny, shy, but fucks like a mink, eager to please. You don't see many of them anymore.

It was like I invented a time machine.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2788982]I went to Camel Toe for a late lunch yesterday. There were a surprising number of customers there, and about 10 mostly silicon enhanced MILFs. I was just there for food, but ended up buying drinks for one of the MILFs, who gave me the rundown on the ladies, who took it up the ass, who was blowjob only, etc.

If you like busty MILFs, its probably okay for you.

There is a short time room on site, but I have never gone.[/QUOTE]There is no ST room on site, usually not my thing I got caught off guard a bit by the time I realized it was too late.

There is a booth area in the corner near the door they pull the curtain and off you go reason the BF is only 200 baht.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;2789251]There is no ST room on site, usually not my thing I got caught off guard a bit by the time I realized it was too late.

There is a booth area in the corner near the door they pull the curtain and off you go reason the BF is only 200 baht.[/QUOTE]I am sure there is a ST room by the kitchen. But, I will check in a couple of days.

Thanks everyone who contributed their thoughts on making a night to remember in Pattaya for my buddy.

We started off with a couple beers and gummies at Tree town before we then headed to High Rollers. A lot of drinks were bought. Fair selection, fun was had and the gummies had kicked in. Headed to LK Metro into a bunch of bars, lot more fun was had, another round of gummies later, we ended up at Heave Above surrounded by 3-4 girls and a dozen or more tits! A LOT of fun was had before we stumbled back home. Alone! I'm sure I'm forgetting a few other places we went to. But that is a sign of good time being had.

Got up with a heavy head but a smile as we caught up for breakfast the next morning. Both of us had a blast but felt that Pattaya was overwhelming and is probably not something we could take on a regular basis! .

Didn't get to hit the WS recommendations you guys offered, but there is always the next time.

Cheers / Pulse.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2789273]I am sure there is a ST room by the kitchen. But, I will check in a couple of days.[/QUOTE]That would be nice unless someone was in there a long time when I was there seem to be two others majority of the ladies were sitting near the door bored. Not my thing to throw the pillows on the floor. LOL.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2789236]I know a bargirl who claims I am the only customer who fucks her, everyone else just buys her drinks. No idea if that is true, but she claims that her 19 year old Thai boy toy only allows her to go with me. Yesterday, her boy toy sent me a friend request on Facebook.

It all seems weird to me.

Another lady tells me that her Thai boyfriend doesn't want her going with any customer except me, but she can go with me as long as I want. Last year, she went to Brazil with me for 3 months.

Maybe these ladies have convinced their boyfriends that I can't fuck.[/QUOTE]Also possible they see you as nothing but a ATM. No offense.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;2789251]There is no ST room on site, usually not my thing I got caught off guard a bit by the time I realized it was too late.

There is a booth area in the corner near the door they pull the curtain and off you go reason the BF is only 200 baht.[/QUOTE]Ladies Fee? Very on Point.