2006 Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Drknolle]I know lots of nice brits. But I agree, many of them too have some alcohol problem; -)
I am german (though not spending a lot of time at home), after all this elaboration about british guys, what do you think about germans?[/QUOTE]

While i live in the south of England, my father is northern German and i think most of my relatives in Germany are no good bums - except my cousin in Frankfurt. So i may not be a good person to ask - but i spend a lot of time in shanghai and there are a lot of German companies based their - so the girls i speak to give me the run down on all the various nationalities, including German.

Basically they think Germans are not generous and as such don't like approaching them in bars - they wait for the Germans to approach them. I always thought this was total garbage until my deviant German uncle visited me in Shanghai and i took him to a number of companionship bars - and guess what - he never tipped. When he took a take-away, he paid the exact amount agreed - no-less and no-more - which i suppose is ok - but there was never any unsolicited generosity. As a result he always got the ugly girls. SCHADENFREUDEN

I'm a senior member on Jackson's USA side of the house and have decided to take my mongering international.

I'll be in Bangkok the second week of May. I've RTFF, but am looking for a good, clean place to stay close to mongering halls of distinction. Any good advice??

Looks like it's shaping up to be a great trip so far.

Thx, GE

I have to agree with the general mood here, the brits have a element of assholes who fuck things up for everyone else and I enjoy seeing some prick get the shit kicked out of him for being that way. When I was in Bangkok in December I seemed to notice more of them than before, it will only spoil the place for everyone else who goes there for a good time.
I am british myself.

Simple solution.

Ban anyone from entering Thailand who is wearing a football top and white Reeboks with girls tennis socks. Problem solved.

[QUOTE=Pedro Chilli]Simple solution.

Ban anyone from entering Thailand who is wearing a football top and white Reeboks with girls tennis socks. Problem solved.[/QUOTE]

I'm not a Brit, in fact not even a 'farang'. Having said that, there are bad apples from every country and walk of life. Certainly the Brits don't have a monopoly on it. I've seen loud mouth japanese, chinese, americans....we know who they are and stay away from them.

IMHO

Proof that there are some great finds in Beergarden on Soi 7…

Arrived Bangkok on a one-night layover on Friday late afternoon (thanks evryone for the advice to go up to departures to get a taxi, which saved hours!) and headed out to explore at around 6pm. This was my second visit to the city – last time I’d tried Darlings, Eden and a streewalker, and decided to try something a little different this time. So looked into Gullivers, but not that wide a choice there at that time of night, and not particularly high quality.

So went into Biergarden – slightly taken aback as I’d expected it to be a “garden” i.e. open air so was surprised to find its more of a large room, with girls sitting round the bar and around tables. Huge selection in there, with a few nice lookers. Found it slightly intimidating, actually, in a funny way - wandering round eyeing up the talent and being eyed up in return.

Then I chanced on one very sweet looking girl standing on her own at the end of the bar, and moved in. She was called Ann, came from Chiang Mai and was staying in Bangkok for a few weeks with her sister (do they all say that?!). Aged 25, but looked younger, short, half-Thai but with a Chinese mother, very sweet indeed. Spoke good english having had an American boyfriend for four years. Only goes into this place once or twice a week after work, and had only arrived a few minutes before. Found a table, chatted, agreed on 1000 s-t and headed back by cab to my hotel.

Fabulous sex, a real GFE. We were at it for over an hour in just about every position imaginable, then cuddled, then she was at it again. And after I came for the second time, she lay on the bed next to me touching herself as we talked.

Wished I’d had more energy to get her to stay l-t, but was tired after a long flight so she left leaving me her phone number to call her when I was next in Bangkok. Did go for a stroll around the hotel later at about 10pm to get some fresh (? in Bangkok?) air: a decent selection of about eight or so freelancers wandering on Sukhumvit just in front of the hotel but I was too tired for another bout.

Nice posting. Would tend to agree with you as far as talking about model quality and the clubs, but would have to say that much of the time, it all seems to be about luck and good timing. I speak pretty good Thai, which does open up a world of possibilities, cuts the crap out, and certainly keeps the prices down. On the other hand, I no longer ever take gals home from Nana, Cowboy, or Patpong, in my opinion, once you throw in Bar Fines, lady drinks and all else, they are just overpriced ripoffs. I have consistently met women in the Thermae and Beergarden who are as good looking as any of the gals in the aforementioned spots, with better service as well, and no attitudes. Quality overall in the Thai places, if one is more into the light skin look, does tend to be better percentage wise, but again, it's all hit and miss. Went into Bangkok Cosy, Biwa, and Poseidon last week and didn't see a single gal that really did it for me (all depends on time of evening as well and who's in or out), but then went over to Nancy's on Petchaburi Rd. And saw lots of stunners. Almost went with a "superstar" but instead decided to go with one of the regular fishbowl gals who caught my eye. When the clothes came off, she was probably more superstar in quality than the superstars, and when it came to service, it ended up being the best massage session I have had in 7 years here. 3 shots in 2 hours, complete and total GFE, fun, great attitude, just drop dead fun. Told the papasan upon leaving that she should be promoted. And all for 1600 baht. Maybe next time I walk in there, the service will be poor and I'll complain. That's just how it goes here.

[QUOTE=Gulfro]Can anybody tell me where can I find sex toys to buy in Thailand?[/QUOTE]Dude, RTF "Living in Thailand" thread.

[QUOTE=Oldian]I have consistently met women in the Thermae and Beergarden who are as good looking as any of the gals in the aforementioned spots.

Went into Bangkok Cosy, Biwa, and Poseidon last week and didn't see a single gal that really did it for me.[/QUOTE]Wow, you must have "interesting" tastes.

EDEN CLUB

Here we go on my adventures. In no particular order...EDEN

Rocked up here after almost forgetting it! Decided to look at my list of naughty joints to go to. Anyway if u have never been here its in Soi 7/1, which is almost at the doorstep of exit 1 of NANA BTS. Anyway I rocked on in and was shown a menu. Anyone who thinks this joint has average women is stuffed. They are no diff than a line up at a gogo. There was about 20 girls to line up. I chose a darked skinned piece with big silicon tits sitting in front and she chose her mate who also was well endowed up top, but natural.

off to the ST hotel we go. (I'll call them dark + light). I don't know their names. D was 34 good bod had a couple fo kids. good english. Light was 26, abit chunky but still hot. english ok. Too the shower we go, and L washes me down. ( On a side note I always feel like a dill when they wash me down. Its good, but its somethign I am not used too! :_P) Washing the old fella and finger up the ass for things to cum! Hop out and D drys me off and tell me to lay on the bad. Mirror on the ceiling is classy. D then says for me to lift my ass and she puts a pillow underneath. Then says I'm going to lick your ass. Goody I reply , then she starts to lick the inside of my legs all over my balls and deep throats me. She then hops into the shower and L appears and lasys next to me asks if i am ok.Yep I say. Then she proceeds to suck me off. AHHHHH heaven, but more is to cum. D gets out of the shower and starts to roseleaf me while L is suckign like a hoover. God this is good. I'm lyign there fingering L, shes deep throatign + D is roseleafign like crazy! L then hops off and I start to suck her tits. D then takes over suckign with sum dirty talk sayign how she wants my cum. Luckily for me I am exhausted so it takes me awhile to cum, and D is suckign kike theres no tommmorrow. Then I let rip right into her more than willign mouth, where she SWALLOWS THE LOT! D comes back where she asks if I am ok I say yeah, and she says we r going to do that to you every 10 mins for the next 90 mins, can u handle that? I say yeah but you'll kill me. She says you'll die and I say yeah but I aint complaining!

After small talk D then takes it tinto he rmouth again and I am hard. L starts to put on a strap on dildo and D is on her back on the bad. L orders me to lick d's pussy sayign how big and juicy it is. I wasn't in the mood for it so we both go for D's big tits suckign on them. L tells D that she is going to fuck her and starts while I am still suckign titty and watchign L fick D, which was hard to do! D then screams how she needs a cock to suck and begs me to put it in her mouth, which i di, she starts suckign again + i start to pump her mouth hoolding the back of her head. L is still fuckign D withe strap on, hops off her and asks me if i wanna fuck her. No i say i want more oral so L licks my nipples and plays with my ass as I get sucked by D. Then I say I want to fuck L, so L lays on her back and I am into her missionary. But D lubes up her finger and sticks it up my arse as I am fucking L. hat a hot eeling. I must've fucked her for 30 mins as D licked my ass, played with my ass, and balls and talked dirty tellign me to cum in L's hot pussy, telling me to fuck her hot pussy, and never leaving my ass for a second. Liek I said after 30 mins I blew heaps, and was given the wash down by L.

Damage done 3500 baht.
Gotta love Bangkok

You right Dan........there is nothing like the service at Eden. Those chicks now how to do things dont they!!! If you go to only one place in BKK go to Eden.

Have an inferiority complex and a chip on their shoulder. They used to rule the world, but now...

It must have gotten better then. Last time I went, which was a couple of years ago, there wasn't much quality available. The girls looked worn out and the place smelled like shit.

Aren't so bad personally, as long as they bathe regularly.

[QUOTE=Retired Army]It must have gotten better then. Last time I went, which was a couple of years ago, there wasn't much quality available. The girls looked worn out and the place smelled like shit.[/QUOTE]

That is a great description of Eden.