Excelsior Hotel- the trick to get a girl in
[QUOTE=Forest]The problem is that the average working girl looks like the average working girl. Its hard to grab her hand and enter the hotel as if she is one's namorada.
That being said, after 3 hours in L'Uomo last night (2 GORGEOUS girls! I needed two hard pounding 1 hour sessions thanks to the deterrent effects of alcohol), I wasn't in great need for company. However, I will try to bring a girl up today just to take up the challenge. I have a plan, and if it works, I will let you know the trick.[/QUOTE]
First, I do not recommend this hotel. Yes, it is comfortable, the service is excellent and the location cannot be beat. That being said, there are many hotels on the beach in Rio with great service and beautiful rooms in this price range. They were a total pain in the ass about letting you bring in girls.
However, with a little planning, anything is possible. When you check in, the reception gives you a card with your name on it that you use to charge food and other items to your account. I checked in with a friend, who left me two days later. We both got one of these cards. When I wanted to bring in another woman, I simply gave her my first friend's card and then conspicuously had her use it at the bar in the lobby to purchase an expresso. We then walked to the elevator together and were not questioned.
This is obviously too much to go through to get a girl into the hotel. But, if necessary, this works. I doubt the card would get a girl from Help into your room at 3 am, but it works well at 10:30 am.
Need to find cool dance club! (Not Help)
Hi,
I'll be in town in 2 weeks and I'm looking for recommendations for a Big Dance club with Non-Pros the opposite of (Help) to take my friends from NYC who are not into mongering. Location near Copa/Ipanema would be ideal. Nice atmosphere bottle service etc. Any ideas?
Thanks
Pinkerton's South American Mongerlogue : Day 5
Day 5: Last day at Termas L'uomo
Three visits in five days, so I suppose it was not a surprise that the receptionist greeted me by name.
4 pm and I'm the only guy in the bar with 15 girls. It helped that I was soon joined by my terma-going companion. I promised in an earlier report to identify him and for those of you who haven't had the pleasure of his company at the termas I can tell you that Ken is just a great guy – in termas, and anywhere else. Ken works with Don at Amerioca Tours. When I first contacted Don about an apartment, his reply not only offered me an apartment handily placed close to his office but also the services of a guide to the termas. I wasn't sure just what these services would consist of until I arrived. Ken would, I then found out, not just deliver me to the termas but he would go in and give me some company there – a kind of introductory tour of both his favourite termas, L'uomo and 4x4.
So on Day 1 when we went to L'uomo, Ken showed me round the small premises. This took some time because he had to be greeted by most of the ladies there - starting with the receptionist and the locker-room lady, and then most of the girls. Was I envious? You bet I was. Here is a guy with the best job in the world and he's the most modest man and fantastic company.
I'm not going into detail about the hours Ken & I spent together during my Rio time, but I've had the pleasure of his company for all but one of my five days. I would like to think that we've become friends during that time. Ken is an all-round great guy.
So ... back to Day 5. Ken & I established in our usual place at the bar, and enjoying a drink. There were a few punters arriving but we were still outnumbered about 3:1 by girls. I'd told myself that I would take my time. Unlike 4x4, there's no financial inducement at L'uomo to have a girl before 5, so I gave myself a target of holding out until 6pm. Would I be able to? Unfortunately, a lovely bronze babe came over to greet Ken and was good enough to say Hi to me. She & I spent the next hour or so in a form of foreplay. 'J' would go and dance, then come over and dance against me as I sat on my barstool, or come over for a kiss. Then we moved to her settling her bunda in my lap and eventually to her hand going down to 'encourage' my dick, wanking me as I cuddled her and looked around the room. A lovely treat.
It's part of the charm of L'uomo that, although you only get 40 minutes in the room, if you're lucky you can spend time with your gorgeous girl in the bar, with her attentive only to you. In J's case I enjoyed 90 minutes of that pleasure.
Off to the cabine. Probably the best hands-free blowjob I've had all week, with an ability to get me rock solid in no time at all. I was feeling really lazy and spent the whole 40 minutes on my back. A good 69 with J getting really worked up as I probed her bum and attended to her quite prominent clit. Then she climbed on top for a wonderful session of reverse cowgirl and then cowgirl, first in her pussy with her coming, and then in her arse. I was lasting rather better than usual, although having to work hard to hold back. So, with time running out, I chose to come on her tiny boobs. Tiny, but so pliable.
All the pent-up sexuality of the previous two hours resulted in a great orgasm. She expressed surprise at the amount; I was quite impressed myself.
Thanks, J – and for stretching the time to give my back a much-needed massage afterwards.
Then back to the bar to rejoin Ken, busy with one of his bevvy of beauties. Lots more laughs and drinks for a couple of hours, with some temptations but nothing that made me desperate for another pop.
So ended my five days in Rio. If I bought a t-shirt it would probably be inscribed : “ I went to Rio and all I saw was L'uomo & 4x4”. But what a treat it was.
How can I sum it up for those not fortunate enough to have visited the termas yet?
The first thing is the sheer class of the girls – most are in that category where if you passed them in the street you would turn and have another look.
So you meet these classy girls, in a bar, they dance in front of you, against you if you're lucky and they're bright, intelligent, with good chat and a sense of humour. Many of them doing so in very passable English. So even in the bar it's a treat.
Then you invite them to a cabine and this classy girl suddenly enjoys every dirty thing you ever wanted. We guys often talk about GFE – girl friend experience. This is GFE Supreme. There are few guys in the world who have girlfriends this pretty. And even fewer who have girlfriends this dirty.
Let me give you a small example of the 'down and dirty' side of these classy women. I won't say which one of my ladies, but I was going through my menu with one of them and she'd said 'yes' to everything I mentioned. After a pause I thought I'd ask her if she rimmed. I wasn't sure but I recalled that in either Spanish or Portuguese it was something like ' beijos negros' (literally, black kisses). She looked a bit blank – just playing with me – and then came back with (in Portuguese) 'Oh, you mean beijos chocolados'.
Of course, there are bound to be some failures – despite their looks.
But compared to escorts, you can see and squeeze them; you can experience how passionately they kiss; you can check your wants list with them. Above all, you can interpret attitude – whether it's all put on, or a glint of something genuine there. I know it's for money but there are things we all do for money in our jobs – some we enjoy, some we don't. The girls are clearly the same.
I still think the biggest test is the smile. If there's a genuine smile you've got a good chance.
My journey takes me to Argentina next and I've got to expect it to be a let-down after this. I'll post on Argentina Private if anybody wants to follow the Mongerlogue further.
Two things raised by those reading my reports:
For better or worse I decided to go into considerable detail about activities in the cabine. That's when I took names out of my reports. As I'm planning to go back to Rio in a few weeks' time and hoping to see some of these girls again, I would rather not give names until then. When I leave Rio for the UK, I'll put them all on here so that they get the praise they deserve and any readers get pointed in the right direction. Hope that's an answer to queries.
Then how this compares to Thailand? That's a difficult one. The termas are clearly the top end of Rio. One of the differences is that the top end of Thailand has classy girls but they begin to see themselves as models, whereas we want them for their bedroom qualities. I'm in the 'active senior' stage, and there were a couple of times in Thailand when a very lovely go-go dancer gave me an inflated price for her services just to fend me off – and if I'd paid it she would probably not have done many of the things I enjoy. The termas girls are prettier and do a great job in the cabine.
On the other hand, the thing I've missed compared to Thailand is the overnights. It's very easy and cheap there – no more than £40 / £50 - to have a lovely girl to cuddle through the night and wake up with in the late morning for more of the same. That's less than I've been paying for 40 minutes in L'uomo.
So they both have their different attractions and both will tempt me back again.
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From Absurd to Ridiculous - L'uomo drink prices
I stopped by L'uomo to have a drink after having a great session with the MC blond I mentioned in a previous post (Adelli is her name). In years past they put out a great spread for Carnaval. That was not the case this year. However, the shocker came when I got my bill. An imported Capivodka is now R$25. I couldn't believe it so I asked to see the price list. There are now many drinks on there R$25 and R$30.
You guys may want to check prices before you put down two or three drinks. I feel sorry for the receptionists who I am sure are going to be getting in some discussion with guys questioning charges.
As for the food, I no longer plan on eating there. Lately, it has consisted mostly of chicken legs, rice and beans. It is not the cook's fault, who is excellent, but the budget she is forced to work within.
There are a lot of tourists who do not know any better in town for Carnaval this week. I wonder what they think is going to happen when guys who have been around show up next month.