Options for a One-Nighter in Lima
[QUOTE=Blucas;2975765]. . .
The brothels sound kind of depressing and scary. Am I wrong? Should I reconsider them?
If things are as bad as they sound I'm playing with the idea of changing my flights and spending a night in Lima. I really just want an attractive GFE girl to come back to my room with me, and it sounds increasingly like that's not really an option in Cusco. But it'll be an expensive pain in my ass to change everything, so not sure if it's worth it.[/QUOTE]I can't help you with Cusco, I've never been in Cusco without the missus, but if you plan to invest just one night in Lima, with your (acknowledged) limited Spanish skills, your chances of having a good time at a budget cost are low.
Let's review your alternatives:
1. If what you want is GFE, the dating Apps are the place to look, it's a hit-and-miss scenario but you could be lucky, I'd say it is a 60/40 chance (in your favor). But finding girls in dating Apps is time consuming and your limited Spanish skills are an added hindrance, besides, you could be unlucky and lose not only your money but also your only night in Lima. Still it is an option and the cost will be in the US 65 / US /80 range, although it could get as high as US 120.
2. You can try the ad-sites (photokinesiologas-dot-com, kinestops-dot-com etc.). Chances of hitting pay-dirt are again 60/40, this time against you, assuming you choose among the "verified" girls; your chances go down to 20/80 if you try non verified girls. Your lack of Spanish skills will be a limitation again and, if you really want GFE, ad-sites are not the best place to find that. This includes the girls who work at apartments (which you also find in the ad-sites).
3. You can try the streetwalkers in Lince or in Megaplaza Norte or in Mall del Sur; you'll have the advantage of getting to see the girl and briefly interact with her before deciding but, again, streetwalkers are not renowned for GFE. The cost will be around US 50 (as per [I]HiddenEye[/I]'s report) for about half an hour and you must add around US 15 or 20 for the hostel room and the taxi from your hotel to the streetwalker's zone and back.
4. You can go to Sauna Venice, Ying Yang Spa, Elysium Spa or any of the pseudo massage parlors in Lima, just make sure to check with some local guy so you don't end up in a handjob-only or blowjob-only place. You get to choose your girl from five to ten candidates and have a high chance of geting GFE. The cost (entrance + girl + taxi) will be around US 100. The same goes for the Nightclubs, only the nightclub girl will charge you around US 150 plus entrance fee, exit fee, your consumption in the nightclub and, of course, your taxi.
Now let's examine the last two options, any of which would be my personal recommendation:
5. I know that you just said the brothels were not an option for you but let's not discard them altogether; Lima has a few brothels of a much higher level than any other city in Peru (Las Sirenitas, Las Geishas, Las Cucardas and a couple more) so any previous experience in Cusco brothels is not representative. Forget GFE (unless you are lucky and the girl finds you very attractive) but the price is so ridiculously low that you may end up paying more for the taxi than for the sex: Entrance fee is US 4, a 15 min session is US 10 -maybe US 12 and you have 20 or 30 girls to choose from. You also have a bar where you can have a beer, have a beer with the girl you like, have a beer with several girls if you like, and if you find one (or several ones) attractive, you can go to her room for one, two or three sessions. It is just too cheap.
6. And here is the complete opposite way: Contact [I]Jockey16[/I] and ask him to introduce you to one of his lady friends. A very beautiful English speaking girl will go to your hotel and charge you US 150 or so for, at least, one and a half hours of guaranteed GFE. It looks expensive but let's consider the alternative: [I]HiddenEye[/I] paid two girls US 50 each for, what, Half an hour, maybe one hour of, in his own words, [I]super mechanical[/I] sex? We are talking of US 120 including hostel for a non-threesome (he admits that one girl was chatting in WhatsApp while he was doing the other). I know there are forists here who trash forists like me for paying girls more than a hundred dollars when you can get "the same" for three or four times less money, but it is a matter of convenience. You make the math and decide what option is more convenient for you.
Good luck and, whatever you decide, please report the results here at the forum.
J. J.