Pattaya Reports

As today was my last full day in Pattaya, I wanted to end with a bang. My plan was to have two afternoon sessions and then another girl in the evening.

I sent the girl from Inferno a message on Line, asking if she'd like to come to my hotel. 'Cannot, work 2 pm' she replied.

So I set off for my afternoon adventure with a spring in my step and received a big stroke of luck. Soi Honey has generally been uninspiring on this trip but I was pleasantly surprised to see a cute girl at the very first massage shop on the left, Paradise. She had braces on her teeth, fashionable shoulder length hair and a curvy figure beneath the lime green crop-top she was wearing. She told me it was 200 for the room and 1000 for the full service, excellent value given the quality of the girl.

She led me upstairs to the 'Thai oil room' which was a big room with lots of curtained cubicles. Yes! This is what I want when I have massage with extras, not the comfort of my own room. I love the sleaziness of fucking a girl within meters of other punters. She led me to a bed and closed the curtain behind us. The room had little more than a bed and a fan.

After showering she got me to lie face down on the hard bed and gave me a really good, firm massage. I heard soft whimpering and groans coming from a nearby cubicle.

Ten minutes later she asked me to turn around and I was erect. 'Ham let' I said (small dick) and she laughed. She was naked and had a lovely pair of medium size tits. She rolled a condom on and gave me a covered blowjob, which I'm not a fan of as you lose almost all sensation. So I asked her to lie on her back and slid in to her hairy pussy. I fucked her slowly at first, then gave her a good pounding as she groaned softly. I was hoping she'd been louder as there's always a sense of competition in these places! The room was roasting hot with only a ceiling fan lazily whirring away, so I got her to ride me to a climax as I squeezed her tits.

I decided to go to Inferno next to see the girl I wanted to barfine late last night but couldn't as she had errands to run (in other words, she has a Thai boyfriend). Last night she sent me a message on Line which said 'I love you', so I was a little disappointed by her tired greeting and lack of conversation. She was a different girl today. She also wasn't as pretty as I remembered with my beer goggles on, so I decided to move on.

3. 30 pm is definitely the best time to visit Soi Honeywith the most girls. If you're looking for a new suit, I highly recommend New Armani, 'tailor for the stars'.

Inevitably I ended up on Soi 6. It was about 4 pm and the bars were busy. I slowly walked its full length, returning smiles of girls I'd fucked in Mods Bar, Lust, Kawaii and Ruby Club.

Playpen looked promising with 20 girls in red lacy underwear. I sat on a table immediately behind the girls but they barely looked around once, making it impossible to choose a favourite. The mamasan then took photos of each of the girls in sexy poses, sitting astride a table or on all-fours. My two favourites were a blond with an extremely pretty face and a dark-skinned curvy girl.

Seduction had 15 girls in sailor outfits, including two pretty ones I'd certainly be interested in taking upstairs. But again they all just stayed at the front and didn't turn around. It seems to be the trend, particularly in Nightwish bars. The mamasan appeared at my table and gestured to the girls, asking if I'd like to buy a drink for one. I had to laugh, I couldn't see most of their faces.

Some bars on Soi 6 you've got see a girl you like and take her in to the bar with you. And that's exactly what I did at Chilli. Sat at the front was a skinny girl with Vietnamese features. I bought her a drink and she rubbed my crotch as we drank it. The room was 400 and she quoted 1200 but accepted 1000.

The room was one of the better ones on Soi 6, with a large mirror at the foot of the bed and sheets that looked like they might have been cleaned within the past week. She gave me a nice blowjob and then we ticked off the holy trinity of positions, missionary, doggy and cowgirl. She was a passionate kisser, which always adds to the enjoyment.

By the time I got back to room I was feeling rough. I had a pounding headache and a high temperature. I took some paracetamol and relaxed in my room, air-con set to a low temperature. An hour later I still felt bad so decided to abandon my plans of going out tonight. A night in always seems such a waste in Pattaya, especially the last night of my holiday, but sometimes it's for the best.

Once again, I've really enjoyed my time in Pattaya. It's only been a short six day trip this time, on the way home from Philippines, but I've met some great girls. The place is on an upward trajectory after covid and it's great to see new bars opening and the place busier.

On a side note, one of the regular topics on the Pattaya forum is alternative destinations to visit. I went to Angeles earlier in the trip and I'm pleased to report it's getting back towards the Angeles of old, with the bars busy, plenty of pretty girls and fantastic service. I met some lovely girls and most stayed until midday next day. One 19 year old bought her handcuffs and called me Officer Lance as I fucked her bareback all night. Yes, the prices have gone up (like everywhere), but notwithstanding one troll on the Angeles forum who ludicrously claims there are no pretty girls, everyone else seems to be having a great time there and there are lots of very positive reports.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2796865]......there should be PL bars, just like BJ bars,....[/QUOTE]NYC, 1970's, 80's, 90's. 42nd st. , put a token in a slot in a booth, screen goes up, pussy in your face, lick until the screen goes down, put another token, lick same pussy or other of a dozen waiting, rinse and repeat.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2797252]NYC, 1970's, 80's, 90's. 42nd st. , put a token in a slot in a booth, screen goes up, pussy in your face, lick until the screen goes down, put another token, lick same pussy or other of a dozen waiting, rinse and repeat.[/QUOTE]Actually, my point was, if ladies like having their pussies licked so much, why aren't there bars where the ladies pay to have their pussies licked?

Two answers:

They only like having their pussy licked if their Tilac does the licking.

But.

If someone opened a pussy licking bar where Tomboys did the licking, it would be jammed.

I had a chick in my phone for the longest. I guess from Thai Friendly or something. But she would never respond or come over so I finally deleted her. Friday for some reason she sent me a message out of the blue and I asked why she is always bullshitting around. She said because she didn't know if I wanted freelance or not.

So yesterday we nailed down that she would come at 9 pm. She told me 1500 short time or 3000 long time. I said fuck that. I will pay you 1000 for short time. She said no at first but immediately said she would only stay 1 hour. I said okay. She arrived at 9 pm sharp.

We got to talking and shit. She is 22 years old from Pattaya and finished the university. Her mom bought a nail shop for her. She said her mom is 56 and she has to take care of her mom. I said wait a damn minute. Your mom is young. How old does a parent need to be before a child starts taking care of them? She got sad and almost started crying and picked up her bag wanting to leave, telling me that I do not understand Thailand. I said well I know how Thailand is but really I do not understand it. I said it sounds like your mom just needs a boyfriend. She said that she has one already but still will not let her or her older sister have boyfriends, instead insisting that they stay home and take care of her.

Next thing I know she is sucking my dick. I could not pay her to quit. Great GFE. She woke me up at 7 am saying she had to go home and get ready for work. I told her I would take her home since she lives literally like 3 minutes away. Get to her house and she opens the gate with a remote control. They have 3 cars and 2 motorbikes and seem to be pretty well off. So why is she freelancing?

As soon as I got home she sent me a message asking about my bed. I tell her I know it is the most comfortable bed in Pattaya and that I made it myself. You can come again to sleep in it anytime you want. She said that she would like to come back tonight if she finishes work early. 1000 baht well spent.

[QUOTE=SirLancelot;2797244]As today was my last full day in Pattaya, I wanted to end with a bang. [/QUOTE]Lance,

A good report as usual.

FYI, your PMs are either full or disabled. 👍.

Cheers. G.

I intentionally overpay one lady (3000 baht for ST). She is my regular massage lady, but today I asked her to visit for a quickie.

I know she has a son who was seriously injured in a motorcycle accident, so I overpay her.

She's a MILF with a big rack, and pretty good in bed. Her old photos show she was a hottie in her younger days.

It was a bit awkward at first, but a little gel on her pussy and some rubbing got her going. My intent was to finish quickly and send her away, but she had other ideas and stretched it out, so I fucked her twice.

Not a bad start to the day.

Now its back to my condo, and possibly a slow week, I have nobody scheduled.

[QUOTE=Explorer8939;2797394]

If someone opened a pussy licking bar where Tomboys did the licking, it would be jammed.[/QUOTE]Can only imagine the long queue of sex starved 50+ yo ladies waiting for their turn to have their nampla-smelling hairy pussy licked! Fee probably would be more than one for BJ in a BJ bar, so good income for someone who could take it.

[QUOTE=Knobrm;2797456]Can only imagine the long queue of sex starved 50+ yo ladies waiting for their turn to have their nampla-smelling hairy pussy licked! Fee probably would be more than one for BJ in a BJ bar, so good income for someone who could take it.[/QUOTE]You just reminded me of my ex-wife pushing my head down to eat her pussy that smelled and tasted like the bottom of an outhouse. Very few women have enough baht to pay me to repeat that nightmare.

Not been down that road for a while since Covid! Across from Marina Hotel up from Walking Street, there is a road that leads to 3rd Road, use to be loads of Tom bars along that Soi, there was a Bacarra gal who currently works at H. Are. First chance she got when her sister hooked up and moved to the USA Got a bit of money opened up a Tom club other side of 3rd Road Soi Bonkot or Land office Road. I was invited one evening to her place and had no idea so many of the Bacarra girls were into Toms or just playing around.

They did a whole show kind of like a karaoke place you buy bottle service Tom goes on dance and the girl customer picks them for company. Now I'm not into stinky pussy sure everyone had one and I've had my share of older ones deprive not sure but none of them stink in fact they all smell and taste good. The ones out of the business hairy pussy having some issues with allergies and love a good eat out prefer a shaved beaver hairy causes me to sneeze and nose to get stuff up.

I've walked by a number of nights going back to the bike outside to check the old freelancers inside the Bamboo bar, I take them young, old, even fat at times but always attracted if an older one takes care of themselves and a pair of legs. Few I've taken and all were excellent service even back to their place at times beyond GFE recently one from the Triangle bar and none of them their pussy smell. The ones I've had were young and had no education in Hygiene.

Prior to Covid, I was told there was a male *****house on 13/? Near Boystown that Thai neglected by their Thai man going to get laid not being a stud I didn't consider the job I'm a moment type of guy?

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2797434]We got to talking and shit. She is 22 years old from Pattaya and finished the university. Her mom bought a nail shop for her. She said her mom is 56 and she has to take care of her mom. I said wait a damn minute. Your mom is young. How old does a parent need to be before a child starts taking care of them? She got sad and almost started crying and picked up her bag wanting to leave, telling me that I do not understand Thailand. I said well I know how Thailand is but really I do not understand it. I said it sounds like your mom just needs a boyfriend. She said that she has one already but still will not let her or her older sister have boyfriends, instead insisting that they stay home and take care of her.

Next thing I know she is sucking my dick. I could not pay her to quit. Great GFE. She woke me up at 7 am saying she had to go home and get ready for work. I told her I would take her home since she lives literally like 3 minutes away. Get to her house and she opens the gate with a remote control. They have 3 cars and 2 motorbikes and seem to be pretty well off. So why is she freelancing?[/QUOTE]I agree with the young lady, you do not understand Thailand.

[QUOTE=Goferring;2797453]FYI, your PMs are either full or disabled.[/QUOTE]I'm guessing full from all the guys on here with 0 posts or only posts asking for information seeking special gems from Sir L.

Had a guy with 0 posts last week ask me for my SA connections. When did I ever post I did even TF, let alone SA?

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2797434]Next thing I know she is sucking my dick. I could not pay her to quit. Great GFE. She woke me up at 7 am saying she had to go home and get ready for work. I told her I would take her home since she lives literally like 3 minutes away. Get to her house and she opens the gate with a remote control. They have 3 cars and 2 motorbikes and seem to be pretty well off. So why is she freelancing?

As soon as I got home she sent me a message asking about my bed. I tell her I know it is the most comfortable bed in Pattaya and that I made it myself. You can come again to sleep in it anytime you want. She said that she would like to come back tonight if she finishes work early. 1000 baht well spent.[/QUOTE]Most of your encounters with these Pattaya chics sound the same if I'm not wrong.

Girl is not willing to come.

Then she wants to come at her price.

You say no I live there and give your price.

Girl says no, after 1 minute she says yes and agrees to everything.

Girl arrive to the room and appears emotionally unstable and talk a lot of nonsense, at one point she's even about to leave the place before any action happened.

Next things that happens is Girl has your dick or your ass in her mouth and she doesn't want to quit because she realised she loves it too much.

Last thing is she's impressed with your perfect mattress and wants to get one for herself but doesn't know how to do.

Girl is even not in need for money because she has a work or is already rich, and yet she wants money for being fucked.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2797518]You just reminded me of my ex-wife pushing my head down to eat her pussy that smelled and tasted like the bottom of an outhouse. Very few women have enough baht to pay me to repeat that nightmare.[/QUOTE]I must be very lucky, no stinky pussy for a long time.

[QUOTE=IHeartIpa;2797555]I agree with the young lady, you do not understand Thailand.[/QUOTE]Are you claiming to understand Thailand? If so, please explain why mfs are still riding around with masks and no helmet. Covid killed 30 people in the last 3 years. 30 people died on motorbikes in the last 30 hours.

My niece's mom is complaining that she does not have money because it cost 7,000 baht taxi round trip for her mom and my niece to come to Pattaya for 1 day. I asked her why they could not ride the bus for 130 like everybody else. I mean if you are going to throw it away like that then there is no wonder you do not have any.

I walked around Soi Boomerang last night. It's beginning to look like a miniature Soi LK, with gogos. Not so much foot traffic, though.

As High Season wanes, the marginal areas will be hit first. So, Soi Boomerang will probably suffer Empty Bar Syndrome before Soi LK.