Bangkok Reports

First time here. Some very cute girls, so cute, giggling and young it was hard to imagine that they are trained to deliver expert BJ's with suction, ball ticking and happily take a full load in their dainty little mouths as you watch them in the mirror with their mouth over a big cock. 700 baht, girl was all chatty and happy, offered FS for 1700 after recovery. She was so coy and yet mischievous that I got hard again.

Nan must have been no more than 19-20, full deep throat, which given my girth and length was impressive. Most girls try to limit with their hands or just the tip. No her. Swallowed whole with constant suction and tongue action, milked every last drop and held my hand as I shot off in her mouth. Friendly afterwards, got me a cold beer and a nice chat.

10/10 for looks, technique and ambience. My only wish would be a cappuccino machine and open at 8 am for a pre-work coffee, danish and BJ.

Life is good!

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;1985101]First time here. Some very cute girls, so cute, giggling and young it was hard to imagine that they are trained to deliver expert BJ's with suction, ball ticking and happily take a full load in their dainty little mouths as you watch them in the mirror with their mouth over a big cock. 700 baht, girl was all chatty and happy, offered FS for 1700 after recovery. She was so coy and yet mischievous that I got hard again.

Nan must have been no more than 19-20, full deep throat, which given my girth and length was impressive. Most girls try to limit with their hands or just the tip. No her. Swallowed whole with constant suction and tongue action, milked every last drop and held my hand as I shot off in her mouth. Friendly afterwards, got me a cold beer and a nice chat.

10/10 for looks, technique and ambience. My only wish would be a cappuccino machine and open at 8 am for a pre-work coffee, danish and BJ.

Life is good![/QUOTE]Here's my question about Som's. I've been there many times, and usually one of the providers will latch on to me at the door and I wonder about the etiquette of declining the company of the unattractive one and pick my own. I go through this every time. Try to pick one out before I get to the entrance and point to her, but the past few times, once they see a customer approach, one will stand up as if it's her turn. Though I shouldn't, I feel awkward saying 'no' and have wound up with some ugly ones where I find it hard to become aroused. Why only at Som's do they do this and what do others do here?

[QUOTE=Thulolado;1985172]Here's my question about Som's. I've been there many times, and usually one of the providers will latch on to me at the door and I wonder about the etiquette of declining the company of the unattractive one and pick my own. I go through this every time. Try to pick one out before I get to the entrance and point to her, but the past few times, once they see a customer approach, one will stand up as if it's her turn. Though I shouldn't, I feel awkward saying 'no' and have wound up with some ugly ones where I find it hard to become aroused. Why only at Som's do they do this and what do others do here?[/QUOTE]I have been coming to Thailand for 25 years and I only ever took an assigned girl at a legit real massage place with no hanky panky, and even that has been very rare for me.

I have been to a number of BJ shops, not including Som's, but including Loli-tas, Dr. BJ, SOL, Kangaroo club, Annies Rose (Pat Pong many years ago), Lollipop visited (but did not partake), Toy bar years ago, never once did I have an assigned girl. In several of these places, perhaps all, I preferred to do more than just have a BJ.

At SOL (Star of Light) one old duck tried to say to me that its just a BJ, and the looks of the lady do not matter, only her skills, as if we are supposed to close our eyes. LOL However I need visual stimulation to cum. I was not persuaded for one second. No sex in the dark for me. The prettier the girl, the better. In other types of venues I am very experienced at shooing away unwanted girls, so that I can get the one of my choice.

Shops with plenty of ugly girls may try a rotation system on the customer, if they can get away with it, even Tulip, however you just have to indicate that you would like to select the girl that is your spec. This is so normal. In my case there is a high probability that no girl will be to my liking and I just move on. A few times I just moved on from LOL-itas simply because Anne was not there or not available. I always wanted to fuck her, more than receive just a BJ.

Would you like to stick your dick through a hole in the wall and be blown by an unseen girl. I have seen the beginning of a porn movie like this and thought, how totally stupid. Does telephone sex make any sense if you have no video of the girl? I think it died out many years ago, right?

I assume 90% of customers at Som's are not taking an assigned lady (random for the customer), but correct me if I am quite wrong. I suppose I should look in Som's someday soon, but not if I don't get to pick a hot girl.

[QUOTE=Thulolado;1985172]Here's my question about Som's. I've been there many times, and usually one of the providers will latch on to me at the door and I wonder about the etiquette of declining the company of the unattractive one and pick my own. I go through this every time. Try to pick one out before I get to the entrance and point to her, but the past few times, once they see a customer approach, one will stand up as if it's her turn. Though I shouldn't, I feel awkward saying 'no' and have wound up with some ugly ones where I find it hard to become aroused. Why only at Som's do they do this and what do others do here?[/QUOTE]I go to Som's pretty regularly. Once every 2 weeks for the last couple of years. Initially, I would take the auto assigned up as you mention but lately, I take my time at the door and pick one to my liking. The girls are totally cool about this and you will not get any looks from the auto assigned lady nor from the last who took your load the last time. You may feel a little awkward, but don't! You money, your dick, your choice.

[QUOTE=Sum12;1984639]Looking to try a threesome at Eden. Have heard wonderful things but was wondering whether you will be expected to change condoms when changing pussy, which can be a deal breaker. Also is it possible to choose both girls?[/QUOTE]You should expect to change condoms a few times, not only when switching girls, but also switching from A-hole to pussy.

[QUOTE=JamesDean2;1985203]I go to Som's pretty regularly. Once every 2 weeks for the last couple of years. Initially, I would take the auto assigned up as you mention but lately, I take my time at the door and pick one to my liking. The girls are totally cool about this and you will not get any looks from the auto assigned lady nor from the last who took your load the last time. You may feel a little awkward, but don't! You money, your dick, your choice.[/QUOTE]Here's a strange thing. Though I've been coming to and mongering in Bangkok close to 20 years and outside of the odd instances at Tulip, only had to deal with an 'auto assignment' at Som's. Until this evening when I went to Snow White and the manager called up a girl and said 'this will be your masseuse tonight'! I'm not a real regular at SW, but have been there close to a dozen times without this ever happening. I doubt a sign of an emerging pattern, but for the life of me I can't think of why this has been happening - I'm not doing anything or acting differently. Maybe my recent haircut makes me look like a newbie idiot tourist and I just don't realize it! Since I already eye-balled who was working and didn't see any takers, just said to the manager "no line up?" and walked out. Just in case this actually is some emerging operating procedure.

[QUOTE=Thulolado;1985584]Here's a strange thing. Though I've been coming to and mongering in Bangkok close to 20 years and outside of the odd instances at Tulip, only had to deal with an 'auto assignment' at Som's. Until this evening when I went to Snow White and the manager called up a girl and said 'this will be your masseuse tonight'! I'm not a real regular at SW, but have been there close to a dozen times without this ever happening. I doubt a sign of an emerging pattern, but for the life of me I can't think of why this has been happening - I'm not doing anything or acting differently. Maybe my recent haircut makes me look like a newbie idiot tourist and I just don't realize it! Since I already eye-balled who was working and didn't see any takers, just said to the manager "no line up?" and walked out. Just in case this actually is some emerging operating procedure.[/QUOTE]One of the HR issues at oilies is that if there is always a line up the less attractive lose out and it's only during busy periods they have any chance of making some money. Management try to rectify this in a number of ways. After having had say three sessions the stars either go home or are kept in the "hole" (obviously they stay on if there are bookings) or as in your experience you are told this girl is next up. This does not mean if you ask for a lineup they will refuse. I don't know, maybe that's the way it's going but I doubt it.

[QUOTE=Thulolado;1985584]Here's a strange thing. Though I've been coming to and mongering in Bangkok close to 20 years and outside of the odd instances at Tulip, only had to deal with an 'auto assignment' at Som's. Until this evening when I went to Snow White and the manager called up a girl and said 'this will be your masseuse tonight'! I'm not a real regular at SW, but have been there close to a dozen times without this ever happening. I doubt a sign of an emerging pattern, but for the life of me I can't think of why this has been happening - I'm not doing anything or acting differently. Maybe my recent haircut makes me look like a newbie idiot tourist and I just don't realize it! Since I already eye-balled who was working and didn't see any takers, just said to the manager "no line up?" and walked out. Just in case this actually is some emerging operating procedure.[/QUOTE]I am always perturbed that in many different posts, as soon as something undesired happens, guys will walk out of some place. Your decision of course, and I guess they spoiled your mood. At least you don't say, you will never return. I see the "never return" line posted by guys often, and wonder why they got so pissed off by little incidents (which could happen anywhere).

We all have to learn to keep our brain at peace (turn down the anger setting is important in Thailand) and ignore something that someone tries to push on us, polite "no thanks" perhaps, or in my case "Mai Mee Wan" (no way is this going to happen with me). So I would recommend to still push on and ask to see the line up and pretend nothing had happened. I suppose others have the opinion that the shop needs to punished for the bad behavior.

I would not exit a bar just because mamasan brought some girl over to meet me, when she should know I never take this. I would just say "no thanks, I choose for myself, I have my own eyes, I know my own spec". I only leave if harassment is on going non stop by all and sundry like I experienced Rainbow 3 a few years back, and that was a "never to return" type extreme experience.

I exit places quickly enough, because I don't like any of the girls, or can't see anything of interest. It's rare there is another reason.

If I arrive at Snow White (or any place), they are likely to ask me what I want today, like how long, what type of session etc. , right? I always say I need to see the line up first, to choose someone, before deciding on anything. The possibility of assigning some one to me would never arise, I think.

Does SW still have the LB receptionist? "She" would obviously know all the regulars very well, and what they are likely to want. She would know many of us did not show up to pay money to fuck "any old dog". We don't go to SW for a highly skilled ancient healing Thai massage.

So they are trying to help ugly girls with no business. Just ignore it, and pretend nothing weird happened.

The girls that cannot pull a customer, need to leave, and find some other type of employ. Not every girl can expect that guys want to pay to fuck them, however I amazed by some of the real dogs working as hookers in Europe, and somehow they do get a customer, however they do this by having a chance to interact with the customer, suck up to him, stroke his ego, act excessively charming, etc. MP girls don't have this chance and have to get by with trying to smile sweetly, and act hot for the customer. We have to realise that not every customer, cares about the looks at all. Mystifies me. The receptionist may not know the customer and whether he is looks oriented or not, has a visual spec, unless we say so.

When we pay money to buy, we want to select the merchandise, not have some 2nd class goods foisted on us. Sorry to use an analogy.

In Soapies, they have different price tiers, so separate the better looking or more popular girls from the also rans. Maybe SW should set a special low price for the less popular girls, to make the deal seem more attractive. Two tier pricing would be enough. Pay higher for the super stars, and less for the very ordinary girls. Could help even out the bookings a little.

I think it is sensible that Woobar/Dr. BJ has a special lower price for a "Nurse" rather than a "Consultant" as she is prepared to accept less money in order to get some business, even though the bargain basement girls are unlikely to ever interest me. They always have a line up to choose though (I think), even though I only ever used a line up there once maybe when it first opened.

[QUOTE=JamesDean2;1985203]I go to Som's pretty regularly. Once every 2 weeks for the last couple of years. Initially, I would take the auto assigned up as you mention but lately, I take my time at the door and pick one to my liking. The girls are totally cool about this and you will not get any looks from the auto assigned lady nor from the last who took your load the last time. You may feel a little awkward, but don't! You money, your dick, your choice.[/QUOTE]I agree 100% and your last sentence should be the mantra: YOUR MONEY, YOUR DICK, YOUR CHOICE!!

If any establishment tries the auto-assignment nonsence, please do everyone a favour and and walk out.

To use an analogy, if you went shopping for clothes, this is like the store telling you - you MUST buy brand X. Unacceptable.

~BKKguru.

Hi,

Going be in BKK soon and I always do my favorite massage places in Phrong Phong area, however been reading up on the soapies in the Huai Khwang area as I never been.

Would those who know the difference between the Soapy (Amsterdam, Emanualle etc) compared to massage places (101, Cherry, Mango), is it worth venturing out to the soapies for a good romp even though I know I can get a good enough one from my favorite oily massage?

Keeping in mind I only have limited time in BKK, like 48 hours and can do only one (can't get away from work).

So venture north of the Phrong Phong wall to new lands of Hau Khwang for what sounds like green pasture of the soapy (also more expensive) or sticking with my comfy zone oily massage?

If the only difference is swanky room, then that not issue for me as I take massage girl to my swanky hotel. Thing I don't like is the hit and miss, getting a girl with poor attitude, with the massage places I already have a couple picked that I know have good attitude.

[QUOTE=BKKguru;1985915]I agree 100% and your last sentence should be the mantra: YOUR MONEY, YOUR DICK, YOUR CHOICE!!

If any establishment tries the auto-assignment nonsence, please do everyone a favour and and walk out.

To use an analogy, if you went shopping for clothes, this is like the store telling you - you MUST buy brand X. Unacceptable.

~BKKguru.[/QUOTE]I try to make my select at these places before I walk in since the girls often sit outside. If I don't see one I like I will go inside and have a drink. Sometimes I will see a girl wandering around or see one that just finished with a customer that gets my attention. If the bar tries the auto assign I just say no thanks. As Syzygies stated it doesn't pay to get angry or overly upset about things like this. The bar is usually helping a girl that hasn't made much money that night when the bar auto assigns. It's not a rip off. A polite no from the customer will always work.

Anyone who can not respond to auto-assigning with a smile and the words "I prefer to choose" should seriously reconsider their choice of hobbies.

SL.

[QUOTE=BKKguru;1985915]
To use an analogy, if you went shopping for clothes, this is like the store telling you - you MUST buy brand X. Unacceptable.

~BKKguru.[/QUOTE]No it's not like that at all. It's much more like hiring a car for a day at "Rent a Wreck", but being told what make and age of car will be assigned to you for the day. Like does it matter? LOL Of course it does.

When it comes to the auto-assign debate, I agree with your right to choose.

When it comes to BJ bars though, I'd suggest you pick the enthusiastic one over the prettiest one. In my experience, the best BJ's come from the ones who are happy to do it.

I know what the general reputation is for the CL advertisers. I go have a look now and then and there are 2 or 3 on there that I find tempting. Someone must be partaking as the ads continue. Does anyone have a recent experience, good or bad? The other interesting detail I noticed today is how the pics of the same person can vary so much. There are 2 ads under Casual Encounters titled "Looking For A Nice Man", both posted on Jan 14. It is clearly the same woman. If you put her best pic along side her worst pic, WHAT a difference.