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[QUOTE=JPEdwards81;1644327]Has anyone actually been to LMR? I can't find a single review that doesn't read like a paid endorsement. On one forum, it looked like someone had set up two accounts just to make it look like a real conversation.

The main thing that makes me question it us that the place has seemingly been open for years, but I can't find a single post that lists the address. I figured it would have gotten out by now.

Can anyone provide any details? I'm not sure how comfortable I am being lead around the city by text message. Seems like a great way to get robbed.[/QUOTE]I have been there. Several times. My reviews might read like endorsements, as I have never pretended to be anything other than a huge fan of the concept. If you check out all of my posts, it should be apparent that I don't have any affiliations with LMR other than as a happy client, who also frequents similar concepts in other locations. The only forum member I have met IRL is MamboMike (in Germany this August), but send him a message if you want to know if I exist in the physical world.

My enthusiasm with LMR stems from this being the only orgy-oriented venue in Warsaw. There are similar clubs all over Germany (partytreffen) and in London (Lady Marmalade being the most famous), but it's not as easy to find as your run-of-the-mill brothel. I happen to have an acquired taste for this sort of things, and LMR happens to check most of my boxes in this regard.

The address is not out for two reasons; it has changed several times over the years, and it is a regular, albeit spacious apartment. They keep it under wraps until you've visited once, so as to avoid unnecessary gawkers loitering about the venue. I can only speak for myself, but with the aid of a message before my first party and usage of Google maps at my Hotel Wifi, I had no problems finding it. I know where their current place is, and it's not hard to find. Since the address is not advertised, you can also enter it without feeling like everyone is watching you when you step through the door to the building.

I'm not heading back to Warsaw in the immediate future, but if you're there around March, I would love to go together, and you can form your own opinion of the place. Make no mistake; the concept is not for everyone, and not every party I've been to have been equally amazing.

[QUOTE=Frenchieboy;1626488]Was in Warsaw last week and as usual was in Mero massage.

I had a very very good massage with Tatiana a russian girl with an amazing body you can ask her to remove clothes no problem (even the panty!

In the room there is a big miror so you can always see her naked so so beautiful and of course a very nice happy ending. Cost 140 PLN but gave her 200 PLN she was very happy, just one thing she doesn't speak english.[/QUOTE]About Mero, BJ / HJ / BBBJ all available? How about the finish?

[QUOTE=Tranco12;1644636]About Mero, BJ / HJ / BBBJ all available? How about the finish?[/QUOTE]I was there this weekend, love the place. Went both Friday and Saturday. First day erotic massage, first she massaged me and then she let me massage her. Then she finished me of nicely looks: 7. Nice breast and a curvy ass. 140 zloty.

Saturday I booked a b2 b, the girl that opened the door was a 9, petite small blonde girl who gave a amazing body massage and then finished me off! Forgot her name thou! 200 zlory.

Good service from both, highly recommend the place. Good price, I tipped both a 100 zloty.

Stripclub- Play House went there Friday around 30 girld, very good standard! 50 in entrance. 100-200 zloty per lap dance.

Safe place, good prices in bar.

Meet a taxi driver o drove me everywhere.

Went to Villa Rosa, it was ok, 350 zloty standard hour, but you first have to but the girl a drink for 150.

Always some extra costs.

Taxi driver waits outside.

The girl I had was really good, service was nice. She was maybe a 8.

I will be in Warsaw 26th and 27th and plan to stay at Marriot. If anyone want to join for a drink let me know. Any recommendation on where I can get.

Viagra or Kamagra in central Warsaw area?

Hello guys,

As you know 99,9% of the postings on Odloty are fake. Usually when you call and girls say she is student is bullshit this is low standard agency.

If somebody want to visit really nice girls in Warsaw invite to contact me. I'm taxi driver in Warsaw and I know the best places.

Please contact with me by forum.

Then I give you my email and phone and we discuss you're expectations.

[QUOTE=JPEdwards81;1644327]Has anyone actually been to LMR? I can't find a single review that doesn't read like a paid endorsement. On one forum, it looked like someone had set up two accounts just to make it look like a real conversation.

The main thing that makes me question it us that the place has seemingly been open for years, but I can't find a single post that lists the address. I figured it would have gotten out by now.

Can anyone provide any details? I'm not sure how comfortable I am being lead around the city by text message. Seems like a great way to get robbed.[/QUOTE]I've been there once, wanted to come back but they were closed for a while so I've experienced their home visitor couple of time. Great PSE service, one of my best experiences in Warsaw.

Definitely the place is real, safe and even very friendly. If you like orgies then go. You should enjoy the time.

Hi,

I would be happy to get in touch with you, I will be in Warsaw in a few days.

However, it seems I can not send you any private messages despite being a paid member, maybe it is because you did not purchase a subscription?

Well I hope we will get in touch.

Best regards

[QUOTE=RalfDrive;1647042]Hello guys,

As you know 99,9% of the postings on Odloty are fake. Usually when you call and girls say she is student is bullshit this is low standard agency.

If somebody want to visit really nice girls in Warsaw invite to contact me. I'm taxi driver in Warsaw and I know the best places.

Please contact with me by forum.

Then I give you my email and phone and we discuss you're expectations.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jes007;1646842]I will be in Warsaw 26th and 27th and plan to stay at Marriot. If anyone want to join for a drink let me know. Any recommendation on where I can get.

Viagra or Kamagra in central Warsaw area?[/QUOTE]Mate, just go into a sex shop. Most of them sell them. I'm not sure which one I used last time.

Find me on by [blue][Email address deleted by Admin][/blue]

[QUOTE=MarkyMark81;1648866]Hi,

I would be happy to get in touch with you, I will be in Warsaw in a few days.

However, it seems I can not send you any private messages despite being a paid member, maybe it is because you did not purchase a subscription?

Well I hope we will get in touch.

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Hello guys,

As you know 99,9% of the postings on Odloty are fake. Usually when you call and girls say she is student is bullshit this is low standard agency.

If somebody want to visit really nice girls in Warsaw invite to contact me. I'm taxi driver in Warsaw and I know the best places.

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[QUOTE=RalfDrive;1647042]Hello guys,

As you know 99,9% of the postings on Odloty are fake. Usually when you call and girls say she is student is bullshit this is low standard agency.

If somebody want to visit really nice girls in Warsaw invite to contact me. I'm taxi driver in Warsaw and I know the best places.

Please contact with me by forum.

Then I give you my email and phone and we discuss you're expectations.[/QUOTE]Having just spent a few days in wa-wa I can say that all the women I visited (yes I went to their places) had their pictures on odloty except one and she had hers on roksa.

The pictures don't show faces and there is usually a reason for that: they are typically 5-20 years older than they state. However the non-face part of the picture is accurate. I don't even think they are photo-shopped: good lighting will usually do away with most blemishes. As there are around two thousand Warszawa ads on odloy your 99,9% comes out to two real and 1998 fake. I doubt if you've ever even looked at odloty and compared the actual pictures with the girls themselves.

I think are looking to grab a percentage or a finder's fee along with some income for your taxi.

I hope you'll find honesty is better in the long run.

One of the ladies I met in Warszawa had this ad on [URL]eamore.com.pl[/URL]: [URL]http://www.eamore.com.pl/288741[/URL] (picture below).

We agreed she come to my hotel at 21. 300 zl for two hours plus 50 taxi.

She shows up eighty minutes late. When sitting and talking she's obviously very uncomfortable with the situation, not relaxed at all.

In bed she put in a token effort and after an hour she starts fiddling with her mobile. Twenty minutes later she's dressed and rearing to go.

I asked her if she really should be in this kind of work since she's obviously so uncomfortable. She mumbled something about this being the first time it had happened and I asked if she was being truthful.

It's not the money. There are lots and lots of hardworking women in Warszawa who put in an effort and take pride in it - I love them for it! This lady gives the others a bad reputation.

So unprofessional or maybe just another con artist.

The picture is probably of her but it is very flattering.

[QUOTE=FiddyCent;1567444]Hello Euroknight.

Now that you are past the first hurdle, the next part is the real challenge. Trying to sift through all the profiles to find a girl that you like will take some time and some patience. Garsoniera will help. Hopefully, you will get lucky and find some good girls.

For those of you who missed it, SIX = sześ263;. My knowledge of the Polish language is basic too. Fortunately, many of the girls do speak a bit of English. Looking forward to reading your reports on Garsoniera.

FiddyCent.[/QUOTE]I have tried to register with Garsoniera with no luck. Do you need a Polish email address? I entered sze and I am not sure if it works but either way I cannot get past the captcha. Any advice would be great.

[QUOTE=NeoStrata66;1660088]I have tried to register with Garsoniera with no luck. Do you need a Polish email address? I entered sze and I am not sure if it works but either way I cannot get past the captcha. Any advice would be great.[/QUOTE]Hello NeoStrata66.

It is a little bit tricky with the Polish language web page. You need to translate the page to English first, but you do not need a Polish email address. After entering your information, you need to answer the question by typing in (sześ263. Use Google Translate and translate six into Polish and copy / paste the answer on the line. That should get you in. It has been a while since I logged onto Garsoniera myself. I even forgot my own password. Once you do get in, there still need to sift through all the reviews and posts to find the answers you are looking for. Warsaw has a lot to offer, but it is a lot of work.

Good luck.

FiddyCent.

[QUOTE=FatManMic;1564519][url]http://www.odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/wola/18-cycatka-prywatnie/102675.html[/url]

[url]http://www.odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/bemowo/18-suczka-full-w-cenie/124207.html[/url]

[url]http://www.odloty.pl/en/announcements/warszawa/wola/biusciasta-brunetka-18/102677.html[/url]

So I don't know how to ad all those fansy links.

This girl has a great pair of boobs, I mean really great. And a small enough pussy. Doesn't speak any english, but is smiling and happy. Gives you a great service. You will speak with a telephonist. Higly recommended.[/QUOTE]My friend, none of your links work.