As long as we're completely off topic for a Thailand report.
[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1999928]L*snip* I tried to fuck her in missionary and noticed that due to her big thighs, I only could get the tip of my cock in her. Doggy-style was even worse because of her phat ass. So I had to turn her around again and fuck her tits, which was quite enjoyable. She's a very sexy and horny lady and not fat at all, just strongly built. But all the same, out of my league. I will have to grow a few more inches to do her properly. Or perhaps, stick with my Thai cuties. We are more compatible size-wise. LOL.[/QUOTE]I about laughed my coffee accross the room. I had a very similar experience last week (not in Thailand, in south Asia) where a fat massage girl was bound and determined to give me a good fuck. I was horny enough from an extended trip to places with no pussy to give it a go. Anyway, missionary a problem, cowgirl completely out of the question. I was losing interest (and an erection.) when a somewhat oportunistic solution came to mind. I bent her over the bed and fucked her in doggie position, me standing up. Still a problem for deep penetration because of her "phat ass" (nice one!) but mission accomplished.
Crazy House 1st impressions
Wandered in there last night around 11 pm on my way back from Tulip, just to check it out. Wow, love the vibe in there. Smaller than I thought it would be, and the women, hotter than I thought they would be, quite a few stunners IMO, mostly focused on younger (than me) and more handsome (than me) Asian customers. A guy got up and left as I was walking around the 1st floor stage so I hopped on one of the red stools. Waitress was quick to take my beer order but not pushy for 2nd. A very organized crew with service and tabs. Good positive sexual energy in the club. Loud, but not too loud. I was pleasantly surprised, flattered really, when one of my faves, #12 (amazing smile, she could model cosmetics) came over and hopped on my lap. Started rubbing my crotch immediately, then DFK while putting my hands on her natural be cup tits. Aggressive minx. After her lady drinks arrived she took me upstairs to one of the booths where it was darker, kept staring into me with that gorgeous smile. Wanted to bar fine her but was tired, travel day & had just been with Opor. Gave her a tip and a rain check, headed back to my hotel. Great place, will be back soon.