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[QUOTE=DCups;2011009]Hi Indy, I realize I could google location but where is it? Did you see any big boob girls? Thanks for the entertaining post. Especially the protocol for multiple knob polishings right there at the bar. Hilarious.
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[QUOTE=CrapeDiem;2010944]I was leaving Pattaya, my heart full, my testicles empty. I had great moments at the Skyfall, I remember Na's vagina, Ni's ass. I spent great time. It was time to leave, Jo the taxi is waiting for me with his luxury Toyota Crown. I will come back to this Paradise place. I am proud of my achievements and I think I will be remembered. If I come every year, I may get my bronze statute on Soi 6, having done so much for the economy of the country. I check the time on my new Rolex and I give my new Pussy, Gucci, leather bag to Jo. We have a two-hour journey ahead. Jo closes the door and starts the engine of his powerful Toyota. The back seat is so comfy, I take the opportunity to open a book of accounting for my next exam. My back is scratching and I take off the price tag of my new T-shirt. I take the opportunity to call my wife and give some update on Paris "the weather is grey, the flat of Jean-Michel is new, I climbed the Eiffel tower".
The car crosses the town, I look a last time at the sea and this wave that will never reach the moon and dies on the shore. My phone vibrates, Ni, Na and Nang have recognized me at the traffic light and sent me a text with a sad face. I take the opportunity to text Uncle V to thank him for his tips, I had a great time. We leave the city for palm trees and rice fields, the green landscape is amazing. Some peasants are beating a poor bull to plough through a muddy field"faster Victor Newman, faster, we have to finish before dawn". Sad life, he could have lived in a nice farm in Brittany. I think about all these girls, Na had such a tight anus, it was amazing, though it was unfortunate she had diarrhea. Ni was great, I loved kissing her pussy and eating the mushrooms around it, a bit like a "langue de boeuf" I used to have at home when entering winter. Na had the sauce. "Did you have a good time?" asks Jo looking at me through the mirror. "Oh you cannot imagine" I reply. Jo adds that he has good addresses in Bangkok. "I am not sure I will have time, I have to catch up with so many girls first, maybe I should organize some gangbangs to save time". Jo replies "you have such a health man! A real dark horse! Everybody talks about you at Pattaya".
I fall asleep. Suddenly I wake up, I have jizzed in my pants. Usually at this time I have already fucked one or two girls. My organism got quickly used to it. Half an hour later we arrive in the suburbs of Bangkok, I then recognize the street and the nana hotel. The nana-hotel, a well established brothel, an institution. Jo takes out my bag and gives me his business card for girls for later. I thank him and generously tip him 10 bahts. "Hello Mr. Crapediem" greets the porter. "Ni, Nan and Piaan" are waiting for you in your usual suit". I enter the room. The porter wants to enter, I tell him to go back to the lobby. Ni comes towards me, she is naked, she got a bit fatter since last year. Her pussy is shouting "hungry, I am hungry", it is smooth and shiny, I take off my genuine fake reeban. Nan shows me her brown hole, such a beauty, I look closer and kiss it, so tasty. Then Piaan arrives, well she has a little willy instead of a pussy. Diversity is great isn't it?
The session last one hour. The three girls cannot walk anymore, I have to call the porter to bring a trolley and kick them out. I go outside on the busy streets. It is chaotic. I manage to find a quiet bar, "the post office" and order a mango juice. It is 2 pm and I take the opportunity to go for a massage. I feel good and I am horny again. I usually separate sex and massage, but I will make an exception. My intuition was right! The lady has an electric foufou! Like Louis de Funes, I get electric shocks when I enter my tongue.
Then I stop at La Poste, order a mango juice. I take my phone and read my favorite blog and once again the advice of FormulaOne. I know the Soi Cowboy very well and head towards it. I go in the first bar, girls are not up to my taste, I show my heels and raise my arm "sub-standard". I enter the following bar "me love you long time", I like that, it sounds like Victor. Hugo or Baudelaire, such a beautiful verse. "me love you long time", long time? You won't be able to work for the rest of the season! I feel so horny that I pay her the LD immediately and fuck her on the till ST, VST! Other customers are a bit shocked, well, I don't prevent them from joining us. That was the aperitive, I then seat at the back of the bar. The NaughtyBhave has hired two new girls this year. I ask the monger, "they are very fresh, straight from Cambodia, with all their legs and arms, very rare on the market! Cambodia. I am afraid of finding a landmine in the pussy. I order another mango juice and notice I am short of cash. I decide to head towards the nana to find a cheap WG on the street. I find one, she is very old, her fifties. I like cougars. She tells me she can do anything I ask her for 5 bahts. She adds that her anus is still very tight, 2. 5 cm diameter maximum and shows it to me. I finger her on the street, good quality. I bring her to my bedroom and enlarge her anus to 4. 8 cm. She will have to retire. She leaves, crying, the end of her career at Bangkok. I take out my diary and adds "+1". Tomorrow I will reach 20, the target a friend fixed me to get a free pint at the Cock Inn. I switch off the light and text my wife "the sun is piercing clouds, I am having lunch with Thierry."[/QUOTE]Too funny.
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Sie keeps sucking me off and the girl that shook her tits in front of me comes over and asks if she can have my sperm? I check with Sie who is concentrating on sucking me off and she agrees. Sham joins in and she has a very talented and soft lips. She definitely has more experience and tells Sie what to do like "mouth on each side of cock". So good. Since I had just cum, it was taking me a while to cum again but I was hard and truly enjoying every second of it. The other punter has taken off so it's just me and all the girls in the bar. We tried so many positions. At one point I had my middle fingers in Sie's and Sham's pussies while their lips were teasing my cock. In another, Sham asked if I wanted to "boom-boom" Sie while she licks my balls. Very tempting but I was really enjoying myself so didn't bother. So many positions, so many smiles. Lek walked in halfway through, she sees me, I shout out her name and she sees I am smiling and happy. Three girls? Not today. About 25 minutes or so of sucking me off, the mamasan says something and Sham tells me that they might stop in ten minutes. I am fine with this as they have been really good so far and continue to enjoy this amazing blowjob. In about 5 minutes, I stand up and start to jerk off while Sie licks my balls and Sham is ready with her open mouth right in front of my dick. Lek and another girl are standing next to the bar and start watching. Lek is gyrating and cheering me on. Beautiful.
Afterwards, I buy a Lady's Drink for both girls, we sit together, we chat. These girls were so much fun. They mentioned that if I took them to short time hotel, it would be a lot more relaxed and all I would have to do is lie there and they would do everything. They shared stories with me about punters coming in and doing some crazy things like having the girls line up and getting blowjobs as they went down the line. Star of Light really is an amazing Blowjob Bar. I love this place and I hope I come back to Thailand again.[/QUOTE]Thanks for very colourful report. Shows my fears of the new government causing it to be tame may not be justified. I would still like to fuck in the bar though rather than need a ST Hotel.
I would quite like to get a BJ from the pregnant one and feel her tits. Fucking maybe going to far in her case. I don't want to disturb the baby's rest.
The name Sham should be spelled just slightly different but I can't quite guess. Possibly Chaem short for Champagne. There is no "sh" sound in Thai.
[QUOTE=Penguin69;2011355]Its good to read that white western guys can have successes in Thermae as opposed to the girls having interest solely in Japanese and locals, for example.
Am wondering if you stay at the hotel above Thermae whether you can take freelancers to the room without problems / questions / payments etc. Any thoughts?[/QUOTE]I regret to not know a thing about the hotel, but it would be the rare hotel in BKK that would give you trouble, so long as you've booked a room for two (otherwise a possible joiner fee, typical.) But I'm chiming in, also, to applaud the farang's success in Thermae. Two weeks ago, after having the lights turned up on me at Cowboy (3 am) I strolled up the suk to see what was on offer. Thermae had closed by then, but there were a gaggle of leftovers / freelancers next to the hotel sign. I inquired as to whether one of the lookers did farang. Nope, she said, but she pointed to her friend (actually the one who most appealed) -- ear to ear smile on this beauty, named Mod -- and said that she'd be happy to go with me to my hotel, the Emporium Suites by Chatrium, next to the glitzy mall (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED, though pricier (roughly $125 US per night on Expedia). Full GFE, she loved DATY. Night and morning session. She quickly assented to joining me for the breakfast buffet (included in the rate). Now, I must say that I am loath to deal with the "walk of shame," and Mod, naturally, was equipped with no apparel beyond the cutoff jeans hooking kit. But damn if that girl didn't stretch out her sweater to cover some of her assets, and looked dignified and not at all out place. (I may have overlooked some glances from the Westerners at breakfast, but there were no issues whatsoever with the staff, who treated her respectfully (as they should have). We return to the room (great view, great great great hotel -- and I am not a paid shill) and I've got an hour to spare before checkout time. I notice that I've only got about three thousand-baht notes to pay her the 2500 (ya know, at 3 am I had no energy to negotiate outside Thermae, sorry for possibly overpaying.) Rather than waste time schlepping to the front desk for change, I propose another bonking session instead, and she can keep the entire 3 K. "You still have power?" she asks. Me: "Power. Have. " Fun ensued. Checked out with no time to spare, though. Sorry for the lengthy rubbish, but, yes, there are high probabilities of Westerners succeeding. At least outside Thermae. * and my big regret was not making it inside Thermae, if even to get rebuffed. Next time.
[QUOTE=CrapeDiem;2010944]Then I stop at La Poste, order a mango juice. I take my phone and read my favorite blog and once again the advice of FormulaOne. I know the Soi Cowboy very well and head towards it. I go in the first bar, girls are not up to my taste, I show my heels and raise my arm "sub-standard". I enter the following bar "me love you long time", I like that, it sounds like Victor. Hugo or Baudelaire, such a beautiful verse. "me love you long time", long time? You won't be able to work for the rest of the season! I feel so horny that I pay her the LD immediately and fuck her on the till ST, VST! Other customers are a bit shocked, well, I don't prevent them from joining us. That was the aperitive, I then seat at the back of the bar. The NaughtyBhave has hired two new girls this year. I ask the monger, "they are very fresh, straight from Cambodia, with all their legs and arms, very rare on the market! Cambodia. I am afraid of finding a landmine in the pussy. I order another mango juice and notice I am short of cash. I decide to head towards the nana to find a cheap WG on the street. I find one, she is very old, her fifties. I like cougars. She tells me she can do anything I ask her for 5 bahts. She adds that her anus is still very tight, 2. 5 cm diameter maximum and shows it to me. I finger her on the street, good quality. I bring her to my bedroom and enlarge her anus to 4. 8 cm. She will have to retire. She leaves, crying, the end of her career at Bangkok. I take out my diary and adds "+1". Tomorrow I will reach 20, the target a friend fixed me to get a free pint at the Cock Inn. I switch off the light and text my wife "the sun is piercing clouds, I am having lunch with Thierry."[/QUOTE]Weird shit!
I know this flamboyant writing is entertaining for many. I did not find it funny myself, more like an LSD trip. Gives Kumbu a good run for his money though with much less total words. It is quite unlikely that a Cowboy bar (with its name redacted why?) has just hired two Cambodian girls. The recent police crackdowns have swept of girls too young or not Thai nationals. The bar would risk closure. So Cambodia sounds like a story to me, and I never thought about amputees in relation to Cambodia at all. Some other parts are a bit too imaginative too.
All posts are just stories to be believed or not, but can I suggest including just a few more facts to convince us that what you write actually might have happened, unless you don't intend for it to sound realistic. I remain open minded, on that subject. However many others have alluded to possible fantasy content, or embellishment.
Some of us look for real experiences with girls and places named, to see if a place might be worth a try.
The managers of the forum don't approve of the "diversity" you mention in the other post. It's a little bit Homophobic perhaps, however they want this to be a strictly hetero forum. Many of us or nearly all perhaps are not into cock at all. Big turn off for me. I don't even watch porn focussing on BJs. Pussy all the way!
Met with a normally Soi 4 freelancer today. Tall Nim with dark pink or Mahogany hair. The ST hotel annoyed me as they had prices for 1 hour or for 2. I wanted to book a room for 90 minutes, and in the end I used exactly 90 minutes. I will have to survey which ones offer a good price for 90 mins.
The girl was funny. Claimed she had not been fucked for 2 weeks. Showed me her Bank book as well (I did not request it), to try to prove she was hard up for money. LOL She was also very ready to be fucked. !
Soapy fun together in the shower first. She got two pops from extended DATY. Then her BBBJ was quite good, although spent a little too long on the prelim licking. Nice fuck and she really likes dick. She got another pop in mish, did some cowgirl, and then was tiring, so I finished in prone with her tickling my balls while fucking her from behind and fingering her ahole a little. She seemed too spent to do a doggy.
She had requested a little more than normal freelancer price due to 90 minutes and due to being broke. LOL However she was worth it for me. I have found most Soi 4 freelancers not very good on first booking, but can be very good, once the regular relationship is formed. They can go from crappy kissing to nice DFK. This girl was just good enough to repeat the first time, but now is a very nice fuck for me regularly. Has a baby, so tits shrank a bit.
My main regular favorite girl returns to BKK tomorrow night, so I will have limited opportunities to try new girls for a while. Will try to get to Club 102, perhaps tomorrow.
Afterwards, I noticed several black girls hanging at mouth of Soi 7. A couple were quite doable, with pretty face and slim curvy body. Another day!
At 1:30am was surprised to see a cart bar had returned to Soi 23, but other cart bar areas formerly like Soi 21, Terminal 21 etc. where free of cart bars. Maybe the odd one is around.
[QUOTE=Sum12;2006472]Since my visit last year Nana Plaza has really gone down hill. My visit there a few days ago was to Bangkok Bunnies (ground floor)[/QUOTE]I went to Bangkok Bunnies tonight and there were some stunners for sure. I was there a few weeks ago and there was no talent, but tonight it was awesome.
[QUOTE=Smoothy;2011835]I went to Bangkok Bunnies tonight and there were some stunners for sure. I was there a few weeks ago and there was no talent, but tonight it was awesome.[/QUOTE]Any awesome girls with real tits? Previously my disappointment was virtually all topless girls were siliconised. I agree the quality in a bar can change dramatically so always willing to give bars another try.
[QUOTE=Smoothy;2011835]I went to Bangkok Bunnies tonight and there were some stunners for sure. I was there a few weeks ago and there was no talent, but tonight it was awesome.[/QUOTE]Hobbying on any given night IME is a crapshoot. If you're lucky you might get a stunner. If unlucky a complete WOT.
IME this applies to ladies of the street in Bangkok, Singapore and Canada. In Singapore, especially, as girls there may only be visiting on a one or two month entry visa.
There is a high turnover rate, especially in Singapore.
At Nana Hotel in Bangkok you get a lot of the same faces, some of them even for years, but there are regularly new ones too, & a changing lineup throughout the night.
In Canada, likewise, though there are also the occasional or part time females on the street looking for some extra cash for groceries etc.
Massive drilling at the basement of the hotel wake me up. Builders have been working for years at the Nana hotel, not managing to reverse the effect of time. These loud drilling remind me I still have plenty holes to drill myself. For a second I feel a connection with these builders, doing the hard work under this intense heat. Well somebody has to do it. I get up, I feel sick, probably too much mango juice at the doll house. I hear some grumbling and see Nam naked on the stained carpet. I prefer not imagining the history of each stain. We could probably sample here enough DNA to start a new civilization. I get a shower, pipes are cracking, rattling and screaming. Speaking of pipes, Na releases a loud a fart as I step out of the bathroom. Thank god she s alive. One less thing to worry about. I put on my clothes and the orange short I bought for 20 bahts. I like looking ridiculous in this part of the world where norms and standards don't exist, or let's say, are very different. I leave 20 bahts for the house keepers and put a "take me out" note on Na. They usually complain about it, well.
I walk in the corridor, the massive drilling downstairs cover the muttered drilling in the bedrooms, such early moans and groans! I feel I live in a Fellini film. Time does not matter in Bangkok. I go to the breakfast room, it is pretty busy, full of bad boys and sexy chicks who managed to make good money through LT. The woman I saw yesterday at the swimming pool is there. She seems to live in the hotel, she looks like Brigitte Bardot in Jean Luc Godard's film La piscine. "And my breast, you like my breast? "oh yes I do" was I thinking filing up my plate with greasy sausages at the shelves. They still look very good in full light, the women, definitely not the sausages. The neon of the food shelves replace the purple neon of the bars. In which hotel in the world would you see so many women in mini skirt at breakfast in a faded hotel that looks like a Premier Inn hotel in the suburbs of Glasgow? The Nana is really something. One girl, sitting next to her customer, smiles at me, they mean business! We want love! Long time. They don't stop! Really sex Stakhanovist!
I finish my breakfast, it was of good quality. The Nana really takes care of its hosts. I look at my extra kilos. I need to do some sport, I need to fuck! I go on the street, it is 10 am, still pretty early. I pass in front of the old grey Volvos, always parked in front of the hotel testifying the Nana's past glory. Their bonnets are always raised, these Scandinavian boys suffer from the heat.
I am determined to cash back on my fixed costs, namely the hotel and the flight. I go to the first bar in front of the Nana, Spanky's. Hormonal levels have dropped, some guys are already drinking beers. I order a mango juice and get immediately sick. I should only drink alcohol. Two girls come towards me, 1500 bahts? The price is right, I don't haggle and cross the street with Pan and Pat. I had an amazing three-hour session, my penis hurts me, I can't do anything anymore. Pan and Pat are stuck in an amazing 69 position and they would not leave the bedroom. I have to call the porter once again to evict them. The trolley is broken, I decide to book another room. One room to sleep and one room for sex. This is luxury, the Nana lives up to its hype.
It is late afternoon already and I am hungry. I have not had lunch, or not a feeding lunch. Despite my stomach's pain, I decide to try some street food and order some [blue][Non-English text deleted by Admin][/blue]. I sit on one of these tiny plastic chairs, I feel clumsy and feel I am going to break it. I eat in the same position as if I was doing a poo in nature. This thought makes me even more sick and I vomit the curry.
Dusk is falling. I see a tall woman staring at me. Given her height, large hands, feet, mmh, this looks like a trap. "[blue][Non-English text deleted by Admin][/blue]" said my mentor Strauss Kahn. I stop at a pharmacy and buy some blue pills I need to be productive. Once back to the UK I will have one year of sex-starvation. I head back to the Soi Cowboy, I pass by the Cockatoo. Somehow the name does not inspire me, something weird about this place. I look at that tall girl with big hands and weird voice. She wears a minimalist bikini and I look at the shape of her mobile phone in her pussy. I have to admit those sexy clothes are not very handy. I wish I had her number to make it vibrate. I continue to the Baccara, a well-known bar. A girl comes to me, if this happened at home. Her name is Pingpong. I have two ping-pong balls in mind and run away immediately, not finishing my mango juice. The blue pills are having their effect and I have to act quickly. I get in the Tilac bar and meet Jane. I reply my name is Tarzan, she laughs, I could believe her. No wonder men feel like kings here, miles away from socialist feminist moralist vegetarian decadent western world. Where does truly lie the rot of decadence indeed? I should write a book one day. I pay her a lady drink and she lets me look at her under every angle. I finger her, like kicking tires of an used car, she laughs. You would not get that at the South Kensington clubs with Western girls. A couple, tourists who came to challenge their moral values, are shocked, starring at me. I invite to join me and they leave, shocked. Petites bourgeois. I go to a room with Jane for ST and we have great time, three times. By Jove! Bloody pills, I should not have taken the whole box at once.
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[QUOTE=Bkkdog;2011235]Well that was a very entertaining report, especially as post number 1. Unfortunately it is lacking any useful information and is written like we should know you already because you have been a forum member for years. Are you an existing member who has opened a 2nd account?
What would be useful to know would be how much was the ride from Pattaya to Bangkok? Who did you book the ladies with that were waiting in your hotel room in Bangkok? Were they freelancers or do they work for an agency? What were their rates? Other than he girls names from Skyfall in Pattaya, what else can you tell us about your experience in Pattaya? What were the good Soi 6 bars?[/QUOTE]Here is a clue that might answer your question. In French the words "krp" and "carpe" does sound identical. If you read the Pattaya Thread, you will see a few lengthy report from krpdieme, a supposedly new member and new comer in Thailand. He talked about the bar La Poste and his Mango Juices, and said that next reports would be in the Bangkok Thread. My guess is he didn't fuck any girl during that day in Bangkok.
By the way, how do you guys do to post lengthy reports? I've tried a few times but by the time I finish to type my post, the system says that I'm offline and it doesn't upload my post. Even when I write small posts, I'm often offline when I finish typing it but the system can upload it. Do you write your reports on another support and then copy and paste it on the forum?
[QUOTE=Sunlover2;2011635]Perhaps it is time for a Thailand fantasy chat thread in order to keep the existing discussions from getting mucked up.
SL.[/QUOTE]Would have been fine if people didn't quote the entire post in their reply for everyone else to scroll through 3 times.
[QUOTE=Paolo99;2011862]
By the way, how do you guys do to post lengthy reports? I've tried a few times but by the time I finish to type my post, the system says that I'm offline and it doesn't upload my post. Even when I write small posts, I'm often offline when I finish typing it but the system can upload it. Do you write your reports on another support and then copy and paste it on the forum?[/QUOTE]You must use cut and paste. You can type your whole report in a text file for example and then paste it into ISG forum report page. Alternatively, before you try to up load your report, and also from time to time, highlight the full text of your report, and copy to the scratch pad before attempting to upload.
When uploading, it may request me to sign on again. No big deal. If your post got lost, paste it in again from the scratch pad. I often completely replace my whole report by pasting in a new copy, to circumvent the automated software that changes what we type, e.g. It changes "D cups" to "the cups". In short, the automated corrector makes a mess, unfortunately.
[QUOTE=Syzygies;2011937]You must use cut and paste. You can type your whole report in a text file for example and then paste it into ISG forum report page. Alternatively, before you try to up load your report, and also from time to time, highlight the full text of your report, and copy to the scratch pad before attempting to upload...[/QUOTE]Thanks for the reply, I will try that if I have to post something lengthy.
[QUOTE=Syzygies;2011837]Any awesome girls with real tits? Previously my disappointment was virtually all topless girls were siliconised. I agree the quality in a bar can change dramatically so always willing to give bars another try.[/QUOTE]The girl I took was 100% natural. However, I have nothing against Silicone tits. I don't like the nose jobs and the chin jobs, but I don't mind the boob jobs.