Phuket Reports

Great post Gunners. You may recall I enquired via PM re Kit Kat last year. Well I'm due to be in Phuket again soon and will seek out Just Relax for sure. Is it on Lagoon Road, green sign? More Laguna than BangTao?

[QUOTE=Gunners1;2181384]Greetings.

I was in Karon beach for a week on a business trips. I had posted previously on this gem of a find Kit Kat at Just relax in bang Tao when I visited last time. I had the itch to try her again as I had a very lack luster massage in Karon that is not worth reporting in the forum. So I decided to head to Bang Tao to meet kit kat. I enquired about a taxi to get there and the fare was 1000 each way. Freak. It's about 15 Kim's from Karon. Now what. My mind was already set. So I got myself a scooter for 250 per day and 4 bottles of gasoline and set off my journey. It's surely far. But the drive was fun. I reached there only to find out that kit kat had her day off. Holy crap I though to myself. This had to happen. There were only 2 girls working at 1200 noon and I told them I came to see kit kat and a younger lady suggested that she can massage me but is afraid she may not live up to KitKat skills. I was in a quandary do I go either her or do I drive back. Initially I made my mind to book 90 kind of KitKat I t now I changed to an hour with a caveat that if I like it I will extend to 90 minutes. I was escorted to the room near the entrance which had a floor mat and an Aircon. I was the only customer. The lady goes be the name Na and she undressed me and washed my feed with a hot towel while I was standing naked in front of her. I lied down while she went away to get the oil.

Her massage was phenomenal. Once she got to my legs and bum she would probe and prod on my crack and scrotum ever so sensually. I was in heaven. I extended to 90 minutes needless to say. The next 45 minutes was spend on deep prostrate massage and heaps of rimming. I had to tell her to slow it down at one point as she had her fingers buried deep in my prostrate while the other hand was reverse milking me.

Time to turn and she massage the rest of my body and finally sat close to me with my things over her with her facing me. If you understand the position!!

And continued to milk me with a finger in my rear. It was spectacular and I came violently that it spewed on her trousers and t shirt. She didn't flinch and continued to empty me. I handed her 1 k THB and went over for a shower. When I came back she had changed her trousers and T-shirt which was a very good sign of personal hygiene. I paid 600 at the counter for 90 minutes.

What I like about this place is there is no mention of extras or money upfront. Unlike the one is Patong. Worth the long drive.

Enjoy folks and till next time.

G.[/QUOTE]

Spot on. On both. More lagnuna than Bangtao and us it's the green sign. Enjoy.

G.

[QUOTE=DavidRim;2181917]Great post Gunners. You may recall I enquired via PM re Kit Kat last year. Well I'm due to be in Phuket again soon and will seek out Just Relax for sure. Is it on Lagoon Road, green sign? More Laguna than BangTao?[/QUOTE]

Hi mates,

I would be traveling to Phuket in couple of days and any suggestions for good Massage places and who are good at those places. PM is active you can drop a message.

Thanks in advance.

I was traveling with a buddy, so it was a 50/50 kind of trip, but there were some highlights.

Night 1: Tour de Patong. We posted up on Bangla, had some beers, and eased into the sensory overload. Eventually, I found myself alone at Seduction (maybe), and talking to a cute hostess. I then noticed a crowd of girls going into Illuzion nightclub. This place is a fairly legit club, and was free entry. There was a live show going on, and the vibe was amazing. I found myself snaking through the crowd, dancing with girls of my choice. I found one really short girl, that wasn't toothpick thin; cute face. I danced with her, and I don't know if it was the quote, or she wanted to stay with friends, or whatever. But I moved onto some one else. Found myself with (3 photos below) a fun girl with a great body. She has braces, and a lot of ink, but she had great energy. I was hammered, wanting to go home (just arrived from Europe), but she managed to keep me out for a couple more drinks, so she could dance. 2 pops (one in the morning) - 3. 000 THB. In my mind: $100 at 4 am, drunk, and with a good-looking girl I was having fun with. Apologies if I've ruined the local market. I have her contact info. She also came back on Night 3, for 2. 000 THB. Same deal. She wanted to come back on Nights 2, 4, & 5, but that's just not going to happen.

Night 2: We ended up in Tiger Bar, where we found a place showing hockey games: Funk 2 (a few spots in on the left side). There was a baby seal-eyed girl that had thick hair, and was very playful. We sat down and got our asses handed to us in some bar games. I kind of forced my buddy to take her friend. The two of them came back (photo together, below), and I had a good time. 2 pops and she offered to make breakfast (during negotiation), but our hot plate was broken in the apartment. Unfortunately, based on my math, this is just about where I had 2 watches mysteriously go missing. Conveniently, it was also the only time I did not collect contact information, of any form. Now, it could have been either of them. I did see them a couple nights later, without yet knowing I was missing watches, and they were friendly. I'm not 100%, but based on photos, memory, and hunch.

Night 3: See above for the ending. However, we did run around the girly bars, this evening. It was a blast! We started at Harem. Highly recommended. It was almost a bacchanal feel. Lots of girls working (I think this was a Saturday), and lots of customers. Drinks are pricey: 200 THB / beer. They have a 2 girl show on each end of the stage (not anything crazy, but definitely sensual and some groping / spanking), with 2 up in the middle, dancing. This occurs in both sides of the bar. Then, we went to NaughtyGirl for their cheap beer. It was OK. Probably above average for the shitty places. Next up was Suzy Wong. What a shitshow! I have been in this place before, and returned this trip, but tonight was special. Some guy on-stage, getting soaked and covered in chocolate sauce, and none to happy about it. Dozens of girls beating the shit out of everyone, and each other. Lots of over-served gents, toeing the line of appropriateness, but damn. Some of these girls would make a dominatrix (or masochist?) blush.

Night 4: Went to a massage place that was tucked away, across from Happy End Bar. I don't recall the name, but there are places side-by-side, across from HEB. It is the one to the right, if you are looking at them. A decent looking girl (IG photo below) offered me massage+FS. A small group of guys had just gone in, to go upstairs, so I requested to stay downstairs for some privacy. I was on the fence, because my buddy wanted a legit massage, and ended up going next door. I actually did a full lap, around the block, and came back. Well, I want to say the massage was 300 THB. She wanted who knows how much for a menu of items. I told her I had 700 THB and that was it. I was not willing to go to an ATM, and I wanted a massage. She agreed to take the 700 for FS, and got right to it. Then, she wanted to cuddle and talk. She gave a short half-ass massage, then told me I look like her ex-BF and she can't massage me. She was messaging me to come over, but I was perfectly fine with one and done, rather than waiting for her to come over. She also offered to take me to her apartment, down the street, instead of in the parlor. I have contact info.

Night 5: Cruised around, with a morning flight in the back of my mind. Buddy went back early, and I ended up running into the little girl from Illuzion on night 1, as I was calling it a night. Call it luck. She came with me, dressed as if she was going to a rave, almost. Same as the others: 3.000 THB for 2 pops and LT. I didn't have 3. 000 but I gave her over 2.500. She was a little spinner, but thick enough to not worry about her well-being. (Photo below) I have contact info.

Never made it to Christin fish bowl, but had a great time. Took scooters down to Kuta, one day. FYI, don't plan to rip up to the Buddha on the hill, as it's not easily accessible, despite being able to see it from the beach. We took a taxi to Karon, another day.

Royal Baankamnan restaurant has 50 THB beers (accessed from the beach road, and make a right, a block north of Bangla / you can walk back to Bangla through the back of the outdoor club where the trannies get dolled up). Capri, also on the same street, had fair priced Italian food / beer.

When I say I have contact info, it might be phone number, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, etc. I am not saying I will hand it out, but if I check with them and they are ok with it, then the floodgates are open.

Any recommendations for a guy staying on the east side of Phuket in the area south of Monkey Hill?

Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.

[QUOTE=KlSwingerKl;2185661]Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.[/QUOTE]The RMar is really nice, reasonable, and a short walk to Bangla Rd. Just the right distance. It is amazing wedged in the middle. You'd never know its there. Girl friendly. Real home run IMO.

[QUOTE=KlSwingerKl;2185661]Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.[/QUOTE]Expat Central.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2185681]The RMar is really nice, reasonable, and a short walk to Bangla Rd. Just the right distance. It is amazing wedged in the middle. You'd never know its there. Girl friendly. Real home run IMO.[/QUOTE]Thanks man.

[QUOTE=KlSwingerKl;2185661]Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.[/QUOTE]Freedom Hotel is pretty close Bangla Road, its a budget guest friendly hotel and the reviews are also good. Do share your experience / report after your visit, I am visiting at the end of June otherwise I would have love to hang around with you and your partner even though I am brown, but well have fun.

[QUOTE=KlSwingerKl;2185661]Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.[/QUOTE]Summer Breeze is guest friendly and the staff are pretty good.

You can get any help from the staff in the hotel and they will guide you for your trip as well. No need of extra charges for the guests. It is pretty close to all the famous places. 5 min walk from Patong beach.

Budget friendly and the best for some one who wants to explore Phuket.

I normally stay at at White Patong. Price ranges from USD $18 to USD $40.

It's at the non-beach end of Bangla Road, Soi Sansabai Rat-you-Thit 200 Road.

Guest friendly and they hold the girl's ID while the girls are in the room with you.

[QUOTE=KlSwingerKl;2185661]Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.[/QUOTE]

The Kee. Guest friendly but will charge 1000 baht as a joiner fee. They also keep the girl's ID just in case of trouble.

[QUOTE=Jangog1;2169111]Hi guys,

Heading to Phuket for the first time with friends and looking at the hotels below.

Can anyone advise if these or some are girls friendly and will allow to enter a lady with no payment?

1. The Kee.

2. Beyond Patong.

3. BYD Lofts Boutique.

4. Phuket Marriot Resort.

Thanks![/QUOTE]

Well I'm a noob and it will be my first time in Phuket, I was watching videos of Bangla road where there are open bars and the girls are pole dancing, so well when you go to the bar, you can choose from those dancing girls or the other girls sitting in the bar?

And I assume in A Go Go the girls have a number on them and you can call out that number or something? Correct me If I am wrong.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;2159360]As I said, take a taxi to Patong, nearly an hour ride. There are lots of places to stay. For less tha $100/ night I highly recommend th RMar. It is a really nice hotel, close to the action, but not so close as to be seedy. Nice rooms. Nice pool. Girl friendly (I. E. They expect you will be bringing back a girl, no problem and no extra fee, make sure to book a double room tho). You can walk to Bangla road from there.

Bangla road is where all the action is. There are discos and bars and such. Since you said you are not a bar type I would not try to get freelancers in the discos. Head down to Soi Sea Dragon to the small bars and gogo bars. Walking down Bangla from the main Road, SSD will be on your right about midway to the beach. On SSD you wil find 10 or 20 little open air bars with 2 or 3 girls at each and about 10 gogo bars around the edge. All girls at the bars and gogos will gladly go with you to your room. The deal is you pay a "bar fine" to the house and take the girl. Then after doing the deed you pay the girl in the room (not before)..[/QUOTE]As I pretty much answered this question a month ago reposting here for you Slash787. Correction to the above is its Diablo where we hit pay dirt most, not Devils Plyground. And no the girls don't wear numbers. If you see one onstage you like just make eye contact and motion her to sit with you. She will when she gets off stage. Expect to buy her a Lady Drink at least and go from there.