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Say what ?You have a seriously warped thought process.[QUOTE=Dan7373]Your misspelling of the words 'Chlamydia' as 'Chlamidia' and 'Syphilis' as 'syphylis' betrays your ignorance of medical microbiology and STDs.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dan7373]Your misspelling of the words 'Chlamydia' as 'Chlamidia' and 'Syphilis' as 'syphylis' betrays your ignorance of medical microbiology and STDs.[/QUOTE]I think this isn't a fair comment. Are you implying he lies just because his command of English is not perfect?Not everyone on this board is a native speaker so I think you might want to cut the man some Slack on that one

[QUOTE=Dreams]I am professor of medicine. My knowledge is not based on wikipedia but 30+ years of medical practive.And I see miore aptients with all those diseases ina month thatn probably you ion ywill in your own life.[/QUOTE]A general medical practitioner with no specialty requires six years of the most rigorous university study. Included in that study is the correct spelling of literally thousands of medical terms. It doesn't matter if the doctor is French, Iranian, Korean or Brazilian, the vast majority of diseases such as chlamydia, syphilis et al, are spelled the same way. To become a Professor of Medicine, which means that this particular person heads a department or faculty of medicine in a tertiary institution (university, medical school) requires quite a number of years in a specialty, then another period of years working one's way up the academic hierarchy of the said university or medical school.During the passage of that time, the professor generally gets to learn how to spell correctly not only the names of common medical conditions, but such words as patients, practice, as well as the placement of apostrophes in words like it's.

[QUOTE=Dreams]I am professor of medicine. My knowledge is not based on wikipedia but 30+ years of medical practive.And I see miore aptients with all those diseases ina month thatn probably you ion ywill in your own life.[/QUOTE]A general medical practitioner with no specialty requires six years of the most rigorous university study. Included in that study is the correct spelling of literally thousands of medical terms. It doesn't matter if the doctor is French, Iranian, Korean or Brazilian, the vast majority of diseases such as chlamydia, syphilis et al, are spelled the same way. To become a Professor of Medicine, which means that this particular person heads a department or faculty of medicine in a tertiary institution (university, medical school) requires quite a number of years in a specialty, then another period of years working one's way up the academic hierarchy of the said university or medical school.During the passage of that time, the professor generally gets to learn how to spell correctly not only the names of common medical conditions, but such words as patients, practice, as well as the placement of apostrophes in words like it's. If Dreams is a professor of medicine then I can only hope that I never end up in any medical facility of which he is a senior member of faculty.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I think this isn't a fair comment. Are you implying he lies just because his command of English is not perfect?Not everyone on this board is a native speaker so I think you might want to cut the man some Slack on that one[/QUOTE]Although I agree with you that the comment is not fair, I have to say that the terms "Chlamydia" and "Syphilis" probably have the same or very similar spellings in most languages, at least in languages based on the Roman alphabet. I know of 3 languages myself with the same or very similar spellings: English, French and German.The comment is not fair because being a professor of medicine does not imply that one does not suffer from a mild form of dyslexia. I've met quite a few doctors in my life who weren't able to write correctly.

[QUOTE=Mart Cham]Although I agree with you that the comment is not fair, I have to say that the terms "Chlamydia" and "Syphilis" probably have the same or very similar spellings in most languages, at least in languages based on the Roman alphabet. I know of 3 languages myself with the same or very similar spellings: English, French and German.The comment is not fair because being a professor of medicine does not imply that one does not suffer from a mild form of dyslexia. I've met quite a few doctors in my life who weren't able to write correctly.[/QUOTE]He he, we are getting further and further form the topics, it seems, now that we discuss spelling etc..Anyway, I mispell lot of words because I type fast and, I don't often check my posts before pressing the send button..Whatever, I made my point and we should probably get back to basics...I am glad I did not get influenced by a guy like Dan something when I was 30 or so, i eould have lost 30 years of pleasurable BBJs...To get back to topic, what I also like at places like Akane, or any Japanese soapland, is the intense washing one gets before the action. And, BTW, this is also a good prevention of all the evil consequences that our friend foresees..To all my friends and colleagues who love BBBJ,s be safe end enjoy.

[QUOTE=Dan7373]Your misspelling of the words 'Chlamydia' as 'Chlamidia' and 'Syphilis' as 'syphylis' betrays your ignorance of medical microbiology and STDs.[/QUOTE]I write after a lot of time. But reading the false affirmations that the name Syphilis is spelled anywhere in the same way, I have felt horrified.In Italian (the first known case seems has been found in Naples), it is said Sifilide, in Estonian Sifili, in Malayan Siflis, in Finnish Kuppa, in Turkish Frengi, in Spanish S?filis, in Hungarian Szifilisz, in Slovenian Sifilis. Do I have to continue? Insofar I retain completely unjustified the remark of Dan7373 criticizing Dreams for mispelling that name.Chlamydia in Italian can be spelled clamidia too.

[QUOTE=Mart Cham] suffer from a mild form of dyslexia. I've met quite a few doctors in my life who weren't able to write correctly.[/QUOTE]Artm Amch is pobrably rihgt. Olts of dcotors are licdexys and cna't wrtie. Thier patenits dno't complian. They are all daed.

[QUOTE=Dazednconfused]Artm Amch is pobrably rihgt. Olts of dcotors are licdexys and cna't wrtie. Thier patenits dno't complian. They are all daed.[/QUOTE]How funny that a little comment on the joy of BBBj vs CBj led to those discussions on dylsexia etc...euh sorry, dyslexia. To expand this on new territories, I found that my friend Dan something would make a good politician, since he used a very well know tactic: when you can't counter the arguments, just attack the person, hoping to destroy his or her credibility. So because I mistyped some words, what I said had to be wrong.... well, it works quite often in politics.Time to get back more reports on girls, please, although I realise that the current demos are probably impairing the chances to get to them...But if anyone has a chance, say Hi to Sally from Akane from me.

Hi guys, there is an excellent tread specially designed to discuss this kind of issues: Safe sex in Thailand. ;) [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1035[/url]Jackson wake up!

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I think this isn't a fair comment. Are you implying he lies just because his command of English is not perfect?[/QUOTE]Maybe I'm just lucky (and I'm first to admit, English is my mother tongue), but the point is, when I post here, an automatic spell checker underlines in red any words that the english (this was highlighted as I used e rather than E) dictionary can't find.Maybe it's just my background as a proof reader, but a LITTLE attention to spelling goes a LONG way in making a post readable. The verb usage and sentence structure I can excuse, but with automated tools for spelling available, for me, there's no reason not to use them. And, there is a "Preview Report" button ...Having said that, I think it's a PERSONAL decision for cbj or bbbj. Now, barebacking? No excuse there. IMHO, anyway.

[QUOTE=11Bravo]... when I post here, an automatic spell checker underlines in red any words that the english (this was highlighted as I used e rather than E) dictionary can't find...[/QUOTE]That's probably because you're using an English language version of Firefox, but with several other browsers, it's not the case by default.

[QUOTE=Goyave]That's probably because you're using an English language version of Firefox, but with several other browsers, it's not the case by default.[/QUOTE]Absolutely, I don't have the spell check and English is only my 3rd language but hey, I hope my posts are still readable.

EXPAT THREADS ARE IN THEIR OWN SECTION, use them.Back on topic which here is "Massage - except Tulip and Annies".So I have recently tried a number of oily places around Sukhumvit (real Sukhumvit thats Soi Cowboy down to Soi Nana).Impressions - mostly older girls (but some young cuties in there).Money is the key thing as opposed to your pleasure.Girls quoting 1000B for a HJ and 2000B for FS. BJ's tend to be covered ones more often than not.There are exceptions but in general for the quality of the girl, the price and the value of you get, its not very good.Tourist traps I would class them as.Far better service Soi 24, Soi 24/1 and Soi 26 etc... the area around the Emporium.More options for good service down Soi 23 (keep walking past Soi Cowboy back entrance), two rows of them later on the RH side, one then another later.Soi 33 - falls into the PPS club. No, not Singapore airlines, but increasingly PPS - [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] Poor Service. Soi 33 is going to the dogs, I think its impossible to compare what you get on 33 with whats on offer at 24,24/1,26 area.

Went to Nataree last Sat, 8pm. In many trips to LOS I've been to a lot of MP in Bangkok and other towns but never a soapy. Last time I went to the wrong place and it was a normal MP, so I made a point of going this trip and very much look forward to it.Following instructions on this forum it's very easy to find it via MRT. There were only about 15 girls behind the glass but nearly a 100 outside, just sitting around ! Outside there were mainly young, pretty and girl next door look in normal clothes. I read they are either models or freelancers, the ones behind the glass were older but sexy dressed and very porn star look, some with big fake hooters.I was a bit overalled, so sat down and asked for a coke (50B). I asked a very un-interested papasan where are the models and why most of the fishball was empty (the fishball was huge but only 20% full). He said something about day/time and pointed to one of the girls outside (very slim and not that hot) and said that's supermodel 5k Bah !!? I said how much the fishball, he said 2k for 2 hours all in. So I said, then that's what I go for - no brainerApproached the fishball, it has a bit of gap that girls can see your face (that's what the girl told me later) but they can hardly see much. Anyway, some ugly ones looked and smiled while some glanced and looked away - they must have not like my face !? One real hot one I liked almost avoided eye contact, so I took that as a bad sign. Papasan pointed a couple but they weren't my type, I thought for 2k I get one that at least I enjoy looking at for 2 hours !Anyway, I picked #56 (or B56 to be exact, not sure what B is for). Nice all-in-proportion body, somewhat elegant and classy, pretty face. Well, big mistake, though she was a bit older, she was terrible. No smile at all right through the session, very mechanical. Just washed me with a lot of soap and her hand, very rushed, with 20 seconds of body to body massage. Hardly touch my member in the bath. I let it go and hoped for more action in bed. But in bed she said no kiss and took a condom out for BJ. I said that's it, I had enough, I told her I know guys get BBBJ in the bath with CIM, now this is what I get. She almost blow a fuse saying that's not true and you can ask papasan and if he says otherwise you can have your money back - well I knew better, that in LOS it never happens. So the rest is history and the waste of 2k and 1.5hrs (cut it short). I did pound her hard to get my money's worth, though it was like she did not feel a thing, I think she had space to take two/three of my size with no problem... !!! Gnerally a very bad experience, won't be back for soapy any time soon. 2K is too much to try and get lucky with.I guess the selection is important and I'm writing this report just to let others know. I did try to look for numbers that were reported here as good performers, but none were available. I think alternatively you should go with papasan choice as he knows girls who might like your type (look, age, race, size etc.) or perhaps less tired (not had too much business etc.). Also get really close to the glass and make sure at least the girl really looks and smiles at you. I realised after that the girl I took wasn't as enthusiastic as some other ones - not that there is a guarantee (I tried my best on this) but every little thing is worth considering so that you don't have a bad experience like mine.Good luck, and please report (recent) good performers' numbers here, if I go again I will only go with a recommended girl.