Warszawa, Polska 28 Oct - 01 Nov Trip
arrive in warszawa waw on a windy friday night, wind chill reminisce of melbourne, australia or chicago, usa in winter equipped with following kit to launch a campaign on the polska girls.
kit
accommodation: polonia palace, eur 199 weekend special. includes double room, 3 nights, buffet breakfast and 5 course dinner for two, inclusive of taxes. booked an extra night thru staypoland for eur 77, double room including buffet breakfast and taxes. excellent hotel, thoroughly recommended, 5 star location, rooms and service but lacks all facilities associated with 5 star hotels. rooms come with complementary moisturising cream which is handy for the dry skin caused by the numerous showers.
flight: eur 215, includes surcharges and taxes, discount flight booked with my work base carrier.
payg sim: bought a local pre-paid sim, orange / idea for pln 20 includes pln 20 of calls, sms enabled, configurable to english, call rates start at pln 0.01 / sec and go to a higher rate after the 1st minute. top up cards start at pln 5, bought two of them.
water 1.5l: pln 1.50
transport pass: bought a 3 day pass for pln 12, validate once but covers unlimited travel on metro, tram and buses for 2 full days from validation. excellent value for money.
map: free and available from any hotel
costs
taxi: airport to hotel, pln 32
bus: bus 175 from hotel to airport, pln 2.40 (single trip ticket)
kfc: pln 10.50, set menu
dinner: circa pln 60 at japanese / korean restaurants
tips / observations
1. use your gut feel when talking or deciding to visit private girls. by my experience, all girls / establishments that sounded nice and made an effort over the phone by sending sms or allowed you to humour them with directions generally fulfilled my expectation when i met them.
2. better to seek out new apartment locations during daylight hours.
3. as 'in your pocket' says, brothel flyers clog the streets of waw. i'm sure most members know, maybe studio 1/2/3 is different but generally girls on the flyers are never the ones working in the brothels.
4. everyone is different but establishments good enough for locals are also good enough for me.
5. asking questions has pros & cons, yes, it's good to know what you get but it has 'ignorant' foreign boy written all over it plus stresses out the girls as they have to explain it in english. in the end, i noticed it's better for all parties to simply ask the price for extras, pay the money and go with the flow. if the girl likes you, she will not shaft you, if you pay for extras and/or a handsome, well kept, quality looking dude, she will 'like' you and give you a good 'full' time.
6. polska is a very asian friendly mongering location.
7. need headwear in winter.
day 1 - fri 28 oct 2005
angelica [url]http://www.odloty.pl/cd/index.php?cpath=1134[/url]
as mentioned in the previous post, called angelica late on the night of arrival, surprised to get thru to her, we discussed prices and location, english is excellent with a comforting and soothing voice. i wanted to see her but baulk that cim or 'finish in mouth' is not included in the price plus unwilling to dick around the streets of waw in the freezing cold at night, however she was kind enough to send an sms with her apartment address to my foreign gsm. i couldn't contact her late in my trip and in hindsight regret not seeing her. her going rate pln 200 / hr. check my previous post for further details.
nowogrodzka 48, apt 14, [url]www.prywatka.waw.pl[/url]
phone: +48 697 382 999 / 510 591 674 (from their flyers)
contacted nowogrodzka 48, apt 14, (didn't notice any girls on website working there), operating hours from 13:00 to late, mamasan mentioned 6-8 girls on a duty, prices pln 100 / hr, discovered it was across the street from polonia palace. an easy place to find at night because the side of the building has '48' light lit up.
appears to be the standard operating procedure sop in brothels, mamasan escorts me into a bedroom, the available girls parade in standing in miss universe line-up formation, it's dark but i rate them 6-7. an older motherly worker takes the initiative and explains the prices and services pln 100 / hr for cbj, fj, massage. i ask about taking the girl to the hotel but the worker strongly discourages me, i don't push the issue. i ask which girls speak english and a couple of girls raise their hands, i reckon if you speak english to them they have no choice but to reply in english.
i settle for nicole, she is the closest girl to me and gives me a nice smile plus i'm a sucker for girls with long, straight hair, the other girls leave the room. the girl is polish, reasonable english, face 6.5, 175cm, circa 56kg, long, straight black hair, breast 1-2, mid-20s, studies sociology at uni and claims she only works mon-fri. i ask about extras but she suddenly 'nee comprehend' english, i don't force the issue but my impression is extras depends on the girl. i pay pln 100, she gives me a towel, i go to clean up in the communal shower outside the room. it's funny the polska boys have an amusing habit of showering and then dressing again to go back to the room, stuff that, i just go out carrying my clothes with a towel around my waist. i walk out and see an old polish dude on the sofa with two nice looking topless blondes around each arm, lucky bastard, i have to try that next time! the girls giggle when they see me dressed only with a towel.
i wait in the room for her to shower, she comes in, undresses, i lie back and she proceeds to plays with 'little brother' until he's ready for action, she slaps on a rubber and proceeds to get it fully erect with her mouth. a comment on cbj, because they don't use their mouth to get 'little brother' aroused they rely on uninspired 'tweezer' or finger grips to get it going. anyway after a few minutes, she jumps on for cowgirl, i rub her size 1.5 breasts to erect her nipples, for a tall she has a nice, soft body. after a few moments i roll her over for my favourite doggie style grabbing her shoulder for extra penetration power, i hammer her for a few minutes, surprisingly tight for a tall bird. i roll her for my final approach in missionary position, rubbing her clit, kissing her neck, ears, lips (she avoided dfk). after a few minutes of this relentless activity i shoot my load.
i clean myself up and lie down for her to give me a massage, during massage which lasts for about 10-15 mins we tcss (chat). after about 40 mins all up, she tells me times up. i ask her when time starts and she claims from the time i enter the room, that is bs as i discover later time starts from the exchange of money. she 'short' timed me but fair enough, i only paid pln 100 plus left a satisfied bloke.
wir (would i repeat): yes, for another girl.
day 2 - sat 29 oct 2005
edyta [url]http://www.odloty.pl/cd/index.php?cpath=781[/url]
contacted edyta for a midday session. enter a well appointed, clean apartment, a middle aged, friendly mama greets me and offers me a hot drink and asks me to wait in the room for edyta who stepped out and will return in a few mins. edyta bounces in, she is a bubbly, outgoing polish girl, apparently works, internet pictures are real but unfortunately the face doesn't do the body justice, rate it about a 6, 23yrs, 167cm, 49kg (no fat), short, curly blondish hair, pert size 2 breasts.
as per my previous post, service for pln 150 / 1.5hrs includes cbj, fj, massage, multiple shots and to my surprise thai style nipple lick. anal or 'arnol', 69, 'finish in mouth', dfk are out and bbbj an optional extra for pln 50. i paid pln 200, shower, lie back, she starts off with a cursory cat bath, licking my nipples, working her way to my brother and proceeds to give him a good polishing, this carries on for a few minutes, i offer to give her a slurping but she 'claims' to have applied gel, later on she applies salvia so she's clearly not a fan of a good licking. she gets on top and cowgirls for awhile, i proceed with my sop of rubbing her pink nipples, rolling her over for doggie then missionary but with more gfe petting and body rubbing than normal. i could not last due to the intense fucking and finally shoot my load.
after clean up, she offers me another drink and asked if she could smoke, i said no problem although i'm not a smoker. during the rest period she gives me a reasonable massage and helps me with directions to particular restaurants i wish to try, she also explains the transport system and writes down some polish dishes, sweet girl. with about 1/2 hr to go she attempts to get me going for a second round but despite my greediness, i'm essentially a one shot guy and couldn't perform a second round so settle for another massage. when 1.5hrs are up, i shower and leave.
wir: probably, good body & personality but restrictive list of options.
nowolipki 23, apt 7: [url]http://www.odloty.pl/cd/index.php?cpath=781[/url]
phone: +48 22 838 8704, +48 22 636 7151 (from their flyers)
i am in the nowolipki region so decide to check establishment nowolipki 23, apt 7. it's a hard place to find until i realise apartment numbers are unique for the street address and not the building entrances. anyway the girl handling translations is very patient and guides me to the right place. refer to my previous post for specific directions.
i go in and am ushered into a very small bedroom, they offer three girls, an overweight blonde i believe is the translator, a tall, solid bird and a quiet, petite, brunette girl, all about 6-7 in looks. base rate pln 100/hr. i pick the petite girl, viktoria (work name) / alina (real name), belarusian, 25yrs, 165cm, 47kg, very basic english, olive complexion, smooth skin, size 2 breasts, i ask about extras so she calls in the blonde translator who explains pln 100 for bbbj & cim, blondie also endorses viktoria's oral skills.
viktoria seems happy i picked her and also took the options package. i pay her pln 200, i shower, lie back and let her take the initiative, she starts off with a light frontal massage and makes her way down to my brother and wraps her mouth around him. blondie was right, viktoria's oral skills are good, no teeth and optimum suction, this carries on for about 10-15mins as it becomes apparent she is not going to release me unless i finish in her mouth. my brother attempts to resist the assault but he ultimately capitulates blowing his load down the back of her throat. she masterfully continues to suck until she's extracts the last spasm and drop, she breaks away with a satisfied look on her face.
the rest of the time is spent receiving a massage and chit chat, interestingly even after the 10 min 'clapper' knock she continues to chit chat and massage. this leads me to believe whilst some workers will blow you asap so they do less work, i think she and others i've tried do it to give you as much time as possible to recuperate and go another round as time limit and number of shots are already included in the service.
wir: yes, although it is a relatively expensive bj, it was good session plus i enjoyed getting her to do the work. i also noticed some cuties on my way out i want to try next time.
dekada
cover charge: pln 25, beer from tap pln 10, taxi from dekada to hotel pln 10
hit dekada around 23:00 and made the mistake of walking from the hotel a good 2km without adequate headgear, going home noticed frost on the cars so it was cool. all the posts about dekada are true, it is basically a 'pick up' joint. not sure if i would categorise it as tre 'target rich environment' given the large portion of aging migs but between the smattering of normal and working girls even mother goose could get laid in that place. it's clearly caters for the mid-30s market given the music on disco nights are classics from the 80s & 90s, it's definitely the place to score some 'desperate housewives'.
incidentally, despite some disparaging remarks by members of this thread, i think there are benefits of hunting alone, yes, it's sometimes helpful to have a wingman to keep the ugly one occupied but hunting solo sends a clear message to birds that you can do the job without the shelter of a support crew plus avoids disputes over the girl, anyway i've been reasonably successful so can't complain.
interestingly, pick up joints whether dekada; old juliannas in hilton hotel, sydney, aus; arena in kyiv, ukr; magrib in st petersburg, rus are all configured the same way, a dance floor / pit in the centre surrounded by elevated viewing levels for the pilots with bars and tables rep001tered in strategic positions around the club to trap the migs, not dissimilar to the futures pits at the sfe or cme.
wir: yes, to pick up mig 35s.
day 3 - sun 30 oct 2005
i tried calling a few privates but very quiet, girls possibly went home to visit the folks for the long weekend. after showboating with a regular over dinner, i decide to pay nowogrodzka 48, apt 14 another visit. what difference a repeat visit makes especially if it's quiet, mamasan asks me to sit on the sofa used by the 'lucky' bastard to wait for a girl, apparently 4 girls are on tonight. they make me feel welcome, a local bloke beside me is 'working' on a girl, the girls breaks away from his friendly overtures and asks if i would like a drink (polish people are very hospitable), i politely decline and allow the punter to go back to work.
i observe the girls strolling around and decide on ania. mamasan offers me a bedroom and i tell her i'd like to see ania, belarusian, reasonable english, 25yrs, 169cm, 55kg (some mother weight), brunette. i ask ania about extras which are pln 100 for bbbj, i settle on the base rate/service and pay pln 100. i go for a shower and she mischievously asks if i remember where it is, it seems i made quite an impression on my 1st visit. on the way to the shower i pass nicole (damn), at the shower another girl either finishing or starting with punter asks me to take care as the bathroom floor is wet, nice touch.
back in the room ania asks if i like bj, i reply 'sure which bloke doesn't', she takes this as her que to get my brother up, get it covered and suck him. during the cbj which is okay but with a little too much teeth, that goes for 10-15mins it becomes apparent she not going to stop until my brother finishes so i take off her bra and panties to play with her tits and other lips. her bj skills are good enough for me to shoot my load. i couldn't go another round so spend the remaining time relaxing, cuddling and chatting, she even pushes time past the 'clapper' warning to give me her phone number.
wir: yes, nice girls and friendly establishment.
day 4 - mon 31 oct 2005
one bad, very bad and one good experience to report.
sexy carolayn: [url]http://www.odloty.pl/cd/index.php?cpath=445[/url]
moniczka: [url]http://www.sexatlas.pl/info_d.php?of=74&lng=en&ob=dd&nd=149&se=339&fl=a[/url]
i succinctly describe the experience in my previous post but dying to check out moniczka so i go to their apartment on jana pawla ii. what a joke, two ugly fuckers who clearly aren't the girls on the internet and to make matters worst they want an extra pln 100 for a cumshot on stomach! rate for pln 150/1hr includes standard service, extras pln 100 for bbbj with cumshot on stomach.
wir: no, if they lie about the photos then they probably lie about everything.
ul. chlodna 39 paw. 13 [url]http://www.kociaki.waw.pl/galeria.html[/url] note: none of the girls on the flyer or website work there.
you can't miss the flyer lying on the streets of the centrum, it's the blue one with a kitten in the top left-hand corner and pictures of supposedly six girls who work there. it couldn't be further from the truth and i categorise it the worst mongering experience in my life, in fact so bad i've dedicated a separate post for it.
wir: over my dead body, visit this place at your peril!
note: elecktoralna 15 +48 660 310 373 may be closed down as the number is unavailable.
kasia 22: +48 500 507 530
marta: +48 698 135 504
in contact with kasia who sounds nice and english adequate but didn’t get around to see her, eventually spoke to marta who was seconding for kasia on her day off. i arrange to see marta around lunchtime but forced to wait as a vc (vietnamese) brother is seeing her so went to check out ul. chlodna 39 paw. 13 as described in the other post.
my other post provides specific directions but after the chlodna 39 experience, get hold of marta and arrange to see her straight away. don't know what to expect but marta greets me in a traditional soviet style apartment. i immediately feel at ease, she is not a stunner but friendly face, polish, 173cm, 55kg, olive complexion, straight shoulder length, brown hair, size 2-3 breasts, blue eyes, reasonable english (amusingly she learnt english by watching canal plus). explains that pln 150 / 1 hr includes bbbj, cim, classic sex, massage, more than 1 shot. offers me a drink, gives me a towel and busily runs around doing the thing they do (they seem do 101 things) whilst i shower.
brings me tea and we settle down in a small bedroom. i lie back and she gets down to business, like a heat seeking missile she guides her mouth to my brother and proceeds to polish him, no pun intended. whilst she is busy bobbing up and down applying her reasonable oral skills i occupy myself with her tits rubbing her nipples to erection. it can't carry on long so i finally blow into her mouth. she goes for her listerine run and after we relax and chat i discover she works as secretary from mon-fri and works in the apartment sat, sun until 20:00. i ask her for directions to my next location and she displays her secretarial skills by calling the number for me.
wir: definitely, marta is a very pleasant girl, she does her best with english and makes you feel at ease, thoroughly enjoyed the encounter.
day 5 - tue 01 nov 2005
ewa 21: [url]http://www.odloty.pl/cd/index.php?cpath=239[/url]
phone: +48 504 974 035
today waw is a ghost town so decide to try ewa who works in a massive soviet building. go straight up to her apartment and am greeted by a russian girl, body a abit worn out and ragged with c-section scar but cutish face, pleasant demeanour, 160cm, 50kg, long wavy brown hair, shapely body, big droppy breasts. rate for pln 150/1hr, includes bbbj, massage, multi-shots, cumshot on stomach.
standard procedure, shower, i lay back, she starts with an ok bbbj, she puts on the rubber and jumps on for cowgirl, i roll her over for doggie and bang her for 10mins, roll her over for missionary for the finish. we chit chat for a while, she smokes, i drink tea, after the smoke she attempts to revive my brother for another round but after a gruelling weekend my brother has had it. i ask her to massage instead and after 10 mins of massage clean up and leave.
wir: maybe, not mind blowing but she provides good, solid service.
conclusion
waw is drab, soulless place that seriously lacks character perhaps exacerbated by the spread out centrum, soviet architecture and cold winds. it's the kind of place that could cause depression if there long term. fortunately these negatives are ameliorated by the volume, range, quality of working girls at bargain prices who imho provide the best 'bang/service for buck' service of all ex-warsaw pact countries.
in terms of privates, they are great if you're on solo operations and are prepared to invest the time, energy, and patience. i prefer private girls because they tend to be normal girls using their initiative to earn a bit more cash (average income is pln 1000-1500 / month) and because they are entrepreneurial and don't encounter the pressures of working in an agency, tend to provide good attention and service. conversely agencies are good for the exact opposite reasons so it's a case of 'horses for courses'. imho if you manage to find a quality private it's makes the effort worthwhile.
happy hunting.
hsl
Second Tasty 1's opinion!
Great stuff Humsup, perhaps get your feedback/report classified as a report of distinction?
Well done, you put a lot into it and hopefully put a lot of it into the Polish girls too!!.....:)
Warsaw, definitely VFM, variety, etc in Eastern Europe now, get in there fast guys!
Thanks for the reports, Humsup
Humsup,
Thanks for the very detailed and useful reports!
One question, though: you mention the cost of your plane ticket, but don't say where you flew from. :-)
Cheers,
V.
