Lisbon

Dear all,

Thanks for your advise in the Lisbon section! I made some arrangements during my visit here. First was Ana from [url]www.thepalaceofdesire.150m.com[/url]
Well, she visited me in my hotel thursday night for one hour and the exprience was quite ok. No, it was very good, but for my taste she was just a bit too old. She loves sucking cock and does it very well. She is also into the more bizarr things, she changed in the bathroom and came back with latex gloves and a red mask. Anyways, a nice and sexy massage, followed by a very good blow job, including sucking my balls and rimming.

Next day I went to the street scene close to the Four season hotel and the parc. And wowwowow, I found around 3pm Paula, dark hair, around 1.65 and a perfect body.She was standing in the parc, parallell to rua costilho. She did not speak any of the languages I do, but explained me what is possible. We agreed for 35 euros for bbj and sex in a pension nearby. A taxi for 4 euro brought us there,, pension an extra five euro and there she gave me a phantastiv bbj. She insisted then that in the price sex is also included so I shall go ahead, but I was not in the mood doing anything with a condom and after a while of trying to understand each other she offered me a bareback fuck, which I refused. I tried to explain that i just want her to go ahead sucking, because I dont want a condom and she understood that i dont want to fuck with a condom. Anyways, she finished a nice bbj then.

Now I am just coming bacj from another experience in the parc with a lovely irl from Angola. There is an report from end of last year about her. Lovely! She gave me BBJTC in the parc for 30 Euro. Very resommendable. Small, black hair, mulatta like looking, very nice!

All in all Lisbon seems to be a pretty nice city for mongering! At least if you like the street scene a bit.

Have fun,

Simon

Hi dears,

Last week I went to Lisbon again. I had decided, by reading your smart posts, to pay a visit to Almirante Reis 158, and possibly to Lumiar.

At c.10:00pm I went first to Almirante Reis and didn't get any answer from the 'Cave'. Maybe I was wrong? Should I have go through the barzinho down the stairs? Don't know. Anyway bad luck. Gosh. A crazy cabman drove me then to Lumiar. I saw the glass wall (very red light) in the back of the building, tried to bell. No response. I tried the bells on the front door, with no better result. Aargll. Should I have called before? Am I definitely dumb or should I stop smoking pot?
Actually, when you are here (at Lumiar), you feel like a bit lost in the middle of a forest of low/mid class buildings. No chance to grab any kind of transportation, at 11:00 it's desperately empty. You have to go down the hill, turning slightly right, and you'll see a vague parking field under various motorway bridges. Cross the parking and you should find a taxi on the avenue behind.

After these two attempts, I went to Elefante, where I found a tall, young (25?) spanish brunette called Laura. She proposed me a mere (!) 400 euros for a session… we agrred of 200 in my hotel. Superb body, nice big natural tits. Excellent BBJ, my finger well inside her a. Good ride with right crisps and sounds, friendly attitude. Anyway she skipped away after 50', as usual at this hour (1:00am).
I'm still eager to discover the two cheaper places I was looking for!

All the best for you guys, an many respects for our sponsor Jackson.

GB

About he two places at Almirante Reis and Lumiar:

Almirante Reis Nº 158 is closed down. The girls split and are to be found at two other places at Avenida MArques de Tomar and Avenida de Berna, very central in Lisbon. One place is open till 10 and the other until 12 or 1 in the morning. Each apartment shows between 5 and 10 good looking women. Some are indeed very good looking. You can find a lot of the girls at [url]www.portalprivado.com[/url]. The pictures are real, at leat from the ones I have tried. The problem with this establishment is that you only get 60 minutes, because that is what you paid for. But the experience is always very good.

Lumiar closes at midnite and one should them first. They show between 6 and 3 girls at late nite. It is much more relaxed and the girls are good looking, but not as good as the first two places.

You should also visit Rua Alves Redol close to the Instituto Técnico, open till 3 or 4 in the morning.

Have fun and just give a PM next time for some info missing.

Muri has no time or money for anything these days, but is still alive. He was about to post, like Zé, to tell the world that AlReis 158 is no more - but events caught up with him.

Yesterday in the print edition of 'Correio da Manhã', the Lusomonger's best friend, there was a little box advert in gaudy colours, announcing 'Imperio Romano reabriu' - reopened - and giving the full address of the establishment, a very rare occurence with these adverts.

So the 'cave' is back in action, but no doubt the €100 price tag is back too, and for a month or so, that will be out of Mur's range. The Roman Empire will have to be conquered another time, as Hannibal said when he was saving money to buy elephants.

Thus, predictably, cash crisis and tostesterone eruption led Mur to break his SW ban in the Poço last week. A curvy blonde in tight white jeans attracted attention, and although Muri mounted the long staircase to the pensão with misgivings, the adventure turned out well.

Off her heels and out of her jeans, she was bulkier than had been apparent on the street, but she was firm, fresh and fragrant, with clean feet. She followed Muri's instructions to strip slowly, then gave attentive CBJ, and the standard pensão missionary fuck, but she actually particpated in this, moving her hips nicely, groaning and panting and encouraging.

Mur left very satisfied, and though the lady never once mentioned extras he added a tip to the €25 tag negotiated downstairs.

She claims to be called Daniela and to hail from Bulgaria. She speaks minimal Portuguese, ie: "beijinhos e foder vinte e cinco na pensão", which is not a phrase you will find in the collected works of Camões or Eça de Queiroz, but she smiled and was charmingly communicative with body language.

Good basic service for the economically challenged and sexually famished, in whose ranks, for the moment, we must include the undersigned:
Murilloa

But better times will come - then another meeting, Zé? and others?

England scored four goals the other night, they must all be on some new undetectable form of dope.

I am writing this to tone down a previous recommendation for a place in Mercês. I've been there again. It still is hard as hell to get the phone answered by the girls. The problem is that Patrícia is no more and the girl replacing her is not of the same standard.

She is nice and will do anal, the attitude is ok (although she could be less passive), but all in all, it is not the same thing.

And this time Sandra was very clear that she is only the madam and is not available for sex. This was a major disappointment.

In a previous post, I mentioned a beautiful girl called Nádia that I found in Estoril.

I encountered this girl yesterday in a house in Mem Martins, very near the train station.

I feel that this exercise we strive to do can be extremelly frustating, so big are the daily changes in the market. I mean, this got to be worse that the stock market.

She told me she is 21 years old. She looks younger. And she was delightful. No anal (yet, as she put it), but bbbj (although she made a point of saying that it was an exception) and vaginal.

I asked for her phone number, she told me 967 789 948. She is around (never in Lisbon proper, but in the suburbs; told me she was heading to Moscavide...). It cost me 40 euros. Worth more than that. Highly recommended.

Finding himself in this neck of the woods, but still with much less money in hand than a world monger's entitlement, Mur responds to this ad:

Estoril... Carol... Mulatinha... 19A... Sensual... Desinibida... Quentíssima... 30 Beijinhos!!! Tm/969109689.

Way off the beaten track in an apartment block in Rua do Minho, up a ravine overlooking Estoril football 'stadium'. A dark basement flat and a dark slim mulatta. Carol is not 19, but 30, with stretchmarks, and when Muri dropped in she was high on something-or-other. But he paid up like a man, €40 because 'she didn't have change', and accomplished an efficient act.

Carol was very eager to administer corporal punishment, and Mur emerged with a pink backside from being slapped hard while pumping in missionary mode.

If what you hear excites you, the details are above, but Muri won't be returning.

Now what about a young slim Portuguese girl in sexy underclothing? Is Harry's Nadia the answer?

You walk the sunlit streets at 5pm, to a cool apartment. Suzy, a curvy busty ‘blonde’, opens the door. Shiny black heels, sheer tan stockings, a miniskirt hugging her thighs and bum and a tight low-cut T-shirt revealing bountiful breasts. Her provocative smile is all pearly teeth and bright lipstick. She greets you like an old friend with a hug and a squeeze. She takes your hand, leads you to a room where sun streams through the blinds, dappling the spotless bed.

Suzy undresses you, and you undress her. Her breasts are fine: large, taut, natural. Your own firmness stands between your legs, and her appreciative hand rubs until you feel you have never before been so big and hard. Running your own hand up her firm shapely nylon-sheathed legs, you reach her tiny panties, and through the thin cotton you touch hot moisture. You stroke her there, she groans and shivers, and her knees buckle.

You lie her down gently but firmly on the bed, still in her stockings, heels and panties. Your tongue flickers over the flesh of her inner thighs, up to her belly, round her navel, ascending to suck and tease her proud nipples. She returns these favours, and then licks your cock, slowly, from base to tip, before going down, right down on the rigid length and sucking with force and increasing rhythm. She knows when you can bear it no more: as your seed is about to rise, she stops, kisses you delicately on the lips, reaches for a condom, glides it expertly over your purple manhood. Then she slips off those hot wet panties, baring a smooth-shaven pussy, pink lips glistening. She pushes you down and lowers herself on to your cock.

Suzy is fucking you. Looking you triumphantly in the eye, she rides and rides, always slowing down when she feels you about to explode. She bends her head to kiss you, and allows your tongue to push as deep in her mouth as your cock is in her tight lively pussy.

Now it’s your turn to ride. She lies on her back, and luxuriously spreads, always smiling and encouraging. You mount up on this fine woman, voluptuous but without a scrap of surplus fat. Her vagina contracts in reply to your urgent thrusts.

It seems to go on forever, but it can’t. As she pushes herself up to you once more, the earthquake strikes, the shaft of electricity burns and tears through your whole body, the world dissolves into a ball of hot orange light and at the centre of the universe is your jerking, spurting cock and her gasps of receptive delight.

Consciousness returns. You ease out of her, and lie in her arms. In harmony, her massive stiff nipples retract and your cock goes from thick and fat down to ‘pocket size’. The aftershocks of orgasm shudder through your bodies, awakened by soft caresses.

You talk quietly, introducing yourselves. Why, you just fucked beautifully, having barely exchanged names. She’s 28, from the beautiful city of Curitiba, and you are..

Well, - the ‘you’ in this story is none other than the middle-aged but permanently adolescent Murilloa. All this really happened to him, today, costing €50 – and it’s not surprising that he feels that spring has finally arrived.

Details from our friends at Correio da Manhã:

Carcavelos Apt Luxo... loira... sensual... lingerie... meiguinha... Discreto... 91.459.7733 96.266.4630

Wonderful lady. It was like visiting the neighbour’s wife after you’ve lusted for each other discreetly for a year. And although she’s Brazilian, she fucked with quiet sincere hot passion, no acting noises or cassette recording going ‘fode, fode, safadinho, gostoso, vai, vai conmigo, goza’ etc etc which is the standard act of the automatic Brazil babe.

No, gentlemen, this is the real thing, and Muri will be back for more.

But he’s still going to try Harry’s Nadia/Erika, as soon as he has time for a journey into the uncharted territories of Mem-Martins:

Os mongers e os barões assinalados,
Que da ocidental praia Lusitana,
Por putas nunca de antes navegados,
Passaram ainda além de Carcavelos
Em fodas e orgasmos esforçados...

Dear experts,

I am about to write a post in this forum after trying one f the soucy babes of portalprivado.

That is way I am writing asking for your wise sugestion about Diana or Marta showing their beauties in that site.

Does somebody have informations or sugestions about them. Can I hope to find my such desired heaven?

Prime

Hi Prime Rose and to the rest of the glorious audience

Portal privado shows girls that primary work for two apartments in the center of Lisbon. As far as I have tried, the girls on the net are the real ware you get at the supermarket type of appartment. Clean and it´s self service. Bring all your free cupons, because the watch is runing sharp on time. That is the only disadvantage of the two appartments. The girls are really good-looking and clean, but some state to be completa and in the end it turns out different but you guys already know that! Don´t you? of course you do.

By the way check out [url]www.clinique-massage.com[/url]
This site reports to the appartment at Av Almirante Reis 158 Cave open from 10 to midnite. Girls are again the real ones.

I still prefer Lumiar (tel: 96 865 24 20) because it´s much more relaxed and you can stay for an hour and an half. But thats me...

Now something completely different: in the freebie style.
Have all of you guys noticed that the city of Lisbon is packed with Brasilians, girls and boys working hard at restaurant and coffee shops? Well let me tell you that working isn ´t all they do, they also party at weekends. As any emigrant society they have found their own places for drinking and dancing.

One of the places is the lex-legendary "Armazem F" at Cais do Sodré, at the docks. I happened to cruise by and imediatly my attention was drawn to the elegant Brasileiras dancing. I could watch them thru the big windows, having fun and dancing to the tune of a terrible live band. I git in and was amazed by the number of brasilians around and asked one of the portuguese bartenders who filled me in. So it looks that this has been happening since last summer, on every weekend: Brasil-Party.

Now you imagine you get pass the door (it´s free or 5 euros and you get a whiskey) and sit at the bar with a friend or by yourself, sipping a drink. These girls do 400, maybe 500 euros a month, paying rent and wanting to send money back! Let me tell you, they are in need! Thats where we fill in, the place god has granted us in society- the noble brotherhood spending with the poor.

The new pope will love us!
Cheers

Mur checked it out.

TWO private messages came in after his last report. One was politely critical, one was flamingly abusive. Both suggested that Mur wastes too many words and is a bore. So here goes, with a report in the new style:

1. Mur checked it out
2. Mur paid €80 for 30 mins
3. Mur had a shower
4. Mur fucked a woman called Diana
5. Mur enjoyed 3 and 4 (above)
6. Mur went home to bed

Recommended.

short enough?

Mur,

The a-holes ( please excuse the french ) that flamed you, know not about what they talk - maybe they don't really understand English either and are really just jealous of your absolutely terrific writing style.

I am captivted by your tales ,,,,makes for great reading and I have to say that because of you I am definitely considering popping over to your side of the world.

Fuck 'em and give us more of what you do best!

Buzz

Murilloa,

Please continue your reports in your normal style. Even if I weren't interested in your findings, I enjoy your reports for their literary flair. You should be a novelist. Here's one vote for the "old" Muri!

Mur,

I visit the Portugual section regularly, just for the pleasure of reading your reports. I appreciate the cameraderie that seems to exist among the Lisbon regulars.

May the new style be short lived, please!

Best,
Cachorro

Muri -

your reports are worth of been written by Camoes - maybe you write the Lusidades of the mongers?

Please - do not be insulted by some *?´´***@!!! Your writing stile is so amusing. Please continue.

Carlos Primeros