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I don't think GBP130/hour is unreasonable for a massage parlour in Central London. I'd actually expect to pay that to the girl and another GBP30 on the door. I tried Judd Street once but the girls were not so nice; ditto the Euston place, which wouldn't let me smoke a joint either - I had to go outside. The prices were the same at the place on Kings Cross Road and the one beside Mornington Crescent tube. One good point about the latter is that they have towels with SAUNA AND MASSAGE printed on them in "large, friendly letters". These towels make excellent mementoes, although once when I stayed with my parents I forgot the towel was in my laundry bag and I left my mum to do the washing... I never saw the towel again.

Sadly, last time I looked the Mornington Crescent and KX Road joints were shut at a time when they should have been open - I'm worried they might have shut for good, and they had the best girls.

Steam and Sun beside KX Station (next to The Rocket pub) has perhaps even nicer girls, but they made up the prices as they went along and I will never, ever venture back, no no no no no no no. No.

I also tried a place in Camden Town and one other, but they were utterly unmemorable, hence I don't even remember the second location.

I don't know why people rave about Soho. I was there a few weeks ago and it was GBP120 for an hour with a girl who wasn't that nice. I actualy preferred the maid and I wish I'd propositioned her. Worse still, I only ever found one walk-in with a shower and the lady, Lena, was UG-LEE. So liberal use of massage oil necessitates a trip to a station to use the showers. And another Soho thing - if the courtesan (musn't call them prozzies - it hurts their feelings) lets you lick her yoni at all she charges extra.

The only advantage of Soho over massage parlours that I can think of is that you get a bed rather than a single-person trolley thingy.

Muriolla
Thanks for the info.
I used to see this girl in BA. Now she lives in London
and by e-mail told me she is charging 300 euros....
Thats about 10 times her BA rate....!
On the other hand she sure delivers!

My secret life,

Have you tried Westminster Sauna? It's on the south side of the river near Lambeth North Tube, at 162 Westminster Bridge Road. My last trip to London in October I had a very delightful Latin girl there called Lauren (or Lorraine?) for £15 the door and £80 full service. She only works Mondays and I returned the following Monday, risking missing my flight back, only to find that she was busy. Although there were two other very neat young pieces on view, I started to panic about getting to Heathrow and decided to save up for next time: hope to find her there on my next trip, which is this weekend - Les Girls of course on Friday night (an exception to your strictures about Soho), Rugby on Saturday morning (c'mon, England) and a call to one of the agencies that afternoon - meditation and prayer of course on Sunday, (well, in fact that's the day I have to do some work) then Monday off to Lambeth North. See you there...

Hello. I will be visiting the area soon and I had a couple questions if some of you can help?

First I was curious if it is legal in London to hire women or should I be careful?

Second, where is the best place to find women? I have seen some escorts online but they want a lot of money.

Third, is it better to fly on a cheap airline to another country? There seem to be great rates in other parts of Europe.

I appreciate anyones help here and links would be welcomed.

Thanks.

Haven't tried Westminster sauna, but I'm now pretty much sold on the idea. Good on yer! I remember seeing it advertised in the past - doesn't it have limited opening hours? If the dens of iniquity at Mornington Crescent and KX Road are shut for good I'll need somewhere else to make a dent in my unquenchable lust, and even if they aren't I'm all for broadening my repertoire.

California Guy -

You don't have to read many postings to answer all your questions. Regarding legality, it's illegal to kerb-crawl (ie approach girls in a car) but approaching them on foot is, I believe, legal. An establishment is illegal if >1 girl works there. It's illegal for the girl to solicit for sex, but that's her problem.

If you DO pick up a street girl, almost all hotels will object even if you book a double room. There are a few which don't, otherwise find a Bed & Breakfast (ie cheapo hotel, known on continental Europe as a pension) where there is no reception and hope the owner doesn't come out whenever he hears the door, or stay somewhere expensive where you can get in through the car park or where reception is unmanned late at night. The legality question is answered elsewhere, but I admit you'd have to dig for it. Should I be careful? Umm, yes, extremely. And the Pope is, incidentally, a catholic. Really.

As for where to find chuff, I can name nine "tenderloin districts" in London. My favourite is Kings Cross, although whenever I say this here I always get shouted down because some of the girls are as skanky as it gets and the place is rife with hard drugs, the advantage being the lady can get some for you. All you have to do is read a few posts to get the lowdown.

Is it cheaper to fly overseas? It's certainly less risky and it's easier to find accommodation without resorting to subterfuge, the drawback being you'd have to stay in the place long enough to experience serious economies of scale for the exercise to be worthwhile. There was a discussion on this board not long ago about the best country to go to, Germany being my favourite. I've also tried Holland, Luxembourg, Switzerland and Ireland. Go to the Dublin board to hear me tell you just how shit it is. A fellow poster said he laughed like a drain and that I should write a book, which made me feel ten feet tall and bulletproof.

Although I consider Kings Cross to be three-quarters-way to paradise, when I went there a month ago it was a washout. First of all, both the B&B which doesn't mind girls and the big hotel with a car park entrance were full - next time I'll book ahead. I found another B&B at 10pm which looked like I could sneak a girl in; they had a reception but it appeared deserted. I spent quite a few hours walking the streets. Anyone would have thought I was the prostitute.

I saw one girl who was quite pretty. The problem was she looked fierce and she was a half-caste - I know an agency that does lovely bleck wimmin, but I don't remember the last time I picked up a black street girl (in KX, natch) who didn't rip me off.

There was another who was none too pretty, but I was getting desperate so I approached her anyway. As I got close I realised she was even less pretty than I first thought and I said to myself, I won't be boasting about this one to the guys at WSG. When I spoke to her she opened her mouth and she seemed to be mute, which is not altogether a bad thing, but her teeth were soooooooo bad (I believe you call this "English mouth") I turned tail and fled.

Much later there was this lady with long, flowing blonde hair, but she looked kind of diseased and I wasn't entirely sure she wasn't a TV/TS - the only cock I wanted sucked that night was my own.

The worst part is that I'd seen a REALLY pretty girl who was younger than most, before I'd found somewhere to stay. Alas, she'd disappeared by the time I'd found a place, showered and shaved.

To top if off, when I gave up and went back to my accommodation, I noticed that reception was actually permanently manned, with the guys sitting out of sight when I first went in. There was also a notice saying NO VISITORS. Yet worse, the reception guys gave me dirty looks on leaving and re-entering the place - they obviously guessed I'd been trawling for commercial sex and, stiff fucks that they are, they disapproved. Bastards. But most of my trips to Kings Cross have been a lot of fun.

I will have a 3 hour layover in London, on my way to Dubai. Where could I go for a massage close enough to get back to the healthrow airport in time for my connecting flight? No sex, fact being I have 3 women waiting for me in Dubai. Just a massage will do while I wait for my flight.

California Guy,

London is fun, but you can easily get to Frankfurt Germany by plane from London for US$130-$200 roundtrip. At the FKK Clubs near Frankfurt, you can get full service for US$100 for 1 girl or US$150 for two girls, etc. Compare this to London where it costs US$200-$250 minimum for 1 girl. So, it is really worth it to check out Germany and the FKK clubs.

I am going next week and spending half the trip in London and half in Germany.

V.

You can get a lot cheaper in London than the price you quote Viagrant. I know of at least one girls that does overnights of at least 12 hrs for about GBP 400 and there are many that offer 1 hr for GBP 100 or less. You just need to spend some time doing your research the same as anywhere else

Cali Guy,

Rather than spending 200 bucks flying elsewhere, and spending all that time in airports, simply hop on the train north to Manchester. There are good parlours there where it's 65 quid for an hour, and the train fare if booked in advance should only be about 70-80 quid even without discount. If you've no business in London, staying in Manchester will be much cheaper too. See the Manchester pages for more info, or send me a private message.

Regarding girls in hotels, I stayed in a cheap (3*) hotel in South kensington last year and had 5 girls visit me for an hour over my two day stay. Just give them your room number, and if hotel is large enough the reception staff cannot remember all their guests, so how are they to know if it's a working girl or not? Ask the agency to deliver a girl well dressed if really concerned.

I like academy girls, but also aprov and roses are good agencies at reasonable market rates, but I still prefer the quality of service and price of Manchester. Have a good trip.

Hey thanks to everyone for the info. The idea of going to Germany sounds good. I was even considering flying to one of the Eastern countries like Ukraine, Poland, or the Czech Republic.

Can anyone give me some links to agencies in London, just in case I stay? Also I will actually be spending time in Italy as well so maybe I should hit things up there? I found this one agency online called the Eli Agency, anyone here of it or know how the girls are? They charge about 700 Euros for 6 hours, which is pretty good but I didn't want to spend that much time with one girl.

For the person who told me about Manchester what are the women like there? I mean in terms of looks are there some good ones?

Well thanks again and if anyone ever comes out my please feel free to ask questions.

Cali Guy,

Some of the women in Manchester are models. Some are dirty - the service tends to be much better in parlours - I often commute from my base just for the value, choice and quality.

I am forbidden to post links but if you set yourself up for personal messaging on the control panel, send me a PM and I'll respond with web links etc. Well worth it!

Cali Guy,

Some good agencies in London that I like: Scandalbabes and A1-Asian. There are others, but I like these because they offer young, pretty girls at reasonable rates, and many of their girls do bbbjtc. Just put those keywords into Google to find their web sites.

V.

Cool well I am leaving tomorrow so if someone can PM me as well that would be great. Please contact me via a private message using the WSG Forum's Private Message service and I will be checking it on my trip. I would come back here but the laptop I am using belongs to my work so I don't want them to see anything they aren't suppose too :)

Thanks again for the info.

Doesnt seem to be any reports on Allure Agency (www.agency-allure.com), so let me contribute.

I booked Lara (GBP 200) based solely on her pictures. I couldnt find any reports on her, but what the hell, she looked great in them.

Well, the girl didnt look anything at all like her picture. At first, I wasn't sure if it was her mom or her that opened the door. She's aged a bit, and time has not been too kind on her. What a huge disappointment, especially since I've been looking forward to this meeting for some time. I didnt expect her to look spot on, but at the very least, be about 80% accurate.

In terms of personality, she's a wonderful girl ... err, lady. She's very friendly and charming, and she puts you at ease almost immediately. We had a nice chat about life, home, etc, and though I enjoyed that all, it isnt quite enough to make up for the initial letdown. In a way, I felt cheated.

Well, I couldnt get my spirits up enough for the rest of the evening to make a fair opinion about how she was in bed. Given the circumstances, the sex was okay. She offers the usual (DFK, OWO, CIM, didnt ask about anal) and was responsive and passionate. One thing I must say is that she kisses very well, and she really knows how to make full use of those soft lips of hers. I'm sure that if you went in without any expectations, she'll be a great companion.

Is it typical that the girls look so different from their pictures or was it just a bad pick for me? Should I even bother to complain to the agency? I'm new to the London escort scene, so I'd appreciate any comments on this. After this first experience, I'm hesitant to try out any of the other agencies. There are some very beautiful women on the sites I checked out (academy girsl, scandalbabes, aprov, etc), but if this experience is any indication, I'm afraid its going to end up being a disappointment again. I hate making such an unforgiving review about an obviously nice person, but I felt this might help other newbies here understand the scene better.