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The last and only time I was at KD was in 2008 because I've usually tried to get a good screw on the cheap. As time goes by this strategy seems to be yielding ever increasingly disappointing results for me, so I've decided to throw a bit more money at the problem to see if it will go away. I turned up at KD in the morning and was greeted by an attractive mature lady with long grey hair (maybe she's the boss?). There were 3 girls in the parade and my gut feeling was to give it a miss. So I left and decided to turn up again in the early evening. This turned out to be a good decision because then there were 6 or 7 girls free. The one who significantly stood out from the rest in terms of apparent keenness to be picked was Paloma [url]http://www.kamilla-dee.com/1-sexy_girls/paloma.htm.[/url] She had the sort of looks I like, I. E. Petite and dark, so the choice was obvious. I indicated to her that I wanted a 30 min session but would extend to an hour if we got on. So off I went to take a shower. I am the type of guy who doesn't care much for chatting and prolonged foreplay in a pay sex situation, since this is what you should have a girlfriend for, and usually like to get my tongue up her pussy and butt hole without delay. Paloma had a hairy pussy, which was a welcome tasty change for me. She was wetting very nicely indeed and I was soon humping away, pounding her hard from behind and in the missionary. I had no hesitation in extending to the full hour and finished by unloading over her breasts, as she massaged my balls. On reading other reports about her after the session, it seems that she also kisses, which wasn't the case with me. I did once try to move my mouth slowly in that direction but she evaded me, I. E. No less than the dreaded head turn in its full gory details, as another user here once named this GFE-destroying phenomenon. Nevertheless, she is a good performer and you can't help liking her, even if she doesn't like kissing ugly middle-aged gits, her wetting was genuine and she looked me in the eye, so I came away feeling more than satisfied. I wonder why I go to cheap bordellos when there are places like KD, well in the past it's usually because I didn't want to spend so much cash, the cost outweighing the benefit. Looking back at my mongering experiences, which are by no means numerous, being about 60 or 70, I have estimated that overall about 35 percent of them have made me really happy and about 25 percent have been horrible confidence destroying defeats, the remaining 40 percent were sort of average, I. E. Average in the sense that it was better than DIY but not a lot, and whether it was worth spending the money is questionable. Despite all of this I wouldn't rule out going to a sordid sex cinema one day and getting a nice and sleazy hand job from a slutty temptress. The nearest I was to something of this sort was jerking myself off in a moment of hormone induced weakness in a video cabin on a hot Summer morning in one of Berlin's numerous sex stores about 15 years ago. I always wondered why there seemed to be a guy with a mop hanging around in those places!

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1265058]You could try Insomnia or the recently reviewed Erlebniswohnung.

[url]http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/[/url]

[url]http://www.erlebniswohnung.com/de/[/url]

Erlebniswohung has its' own thread somewhere on here. Maybe in the partyfreff thread?

AM[/QUOTE]Thanks for the reply!

I think the Erlebniswohnung is the best choice.

I have heard both good things, but also bad things about Insomnia.

I read your review of King George. What do you think of going there with her?

[QUOTE=Shadow Mission;1265748]read your review of King George. What do you think of going there with her?[/QUOTE]I am not sure that the KG would be a great place to take your girl. From the reports I have read Erlebinswhohnung at least has girls who have some degree of experience in "swinging" or group scenes. While no doubt the girls at the KG would do a threesome, I doubt they would show much enthusiasm for it. The KG girls, as Charlie123 noted in his report, are basically not very professional. That is they are young-ish Rpmanian girls who have come to Berlin to work. Thus they carry some pretty conservative views despite what they do for a living. The EW girls, from the looks of things, know a little bit more what's what in the scene.

But hey, you could always give it a try and report back.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1265919]I am not sure that the KG would be a great place to take your girl. From the reports I have read Erlebinswhohnung at least has girls who have some degree of experience in "swinging" or group scenes. While no doubt the girls at the KG would do a threesome, I doubt they would show much enthusiasm for it. The KG girls, as Charlie123 noted in his report, are basically not very professional. That is they are young-ish Rpmanian girls who have come to Berlin to work. Thus they carry some pretty conservative views despite what they do for a living. The EW girls, from the looks of things, know a little bit more what's what in the scene.

But hey, you could always give it a try and report back.

AM[/QUOTE]My idea was not to have threesome at KG. The idea is to be in that enviroment and observe the action.

The problem is if the girls see my girlfriend as a threat and starts to be unfriendly.

Say that some other men join us at a table and the girls thinks she's taking the mens attention.

What do you think?

[QUOTE=Shadow Mission; 1265937]My idea was not to have threesome at KG. The idea is to be in that enviroment and observe the action.

The problem is if the girls see my girlfriend as a threat and starts to be unfriendly.

Say that some other men join us at a table and the girls thinks she's taking the mens attention.

What do you think?[/QUOTE]I don't think your first question was entirely clear. Some people, myself included thought your girlfriend would participate in the sex somewhat? Maybe we're too perverted LOL.

At Erlebniswohnung the women coming with their partners / husbands have sex with the men in attendance (and sometimes with the husband / partner as well but most of the time they seem to be watching only).

If you just want to look and not interact sexually with other people Insomnia would be more appropriate I would think.

Never been to Insomnia but this is the impression I get reading some reviews on various forums.

If you want to see more action, maybe pick one of Insomnia's gang bang parties?

Cheers,

VeLo Berlin

[QUOTE=Shadow Mission; 1265937]My idea was not to have threesome at KG. The idea is to be in that enviroment and observe the action.

The problem is if the girls see my girlfriend as a threat and starts to be unfriendly.

Say that some other men join us at a table and the girls thinks she's taking the mens attention.

What do you think?[/QUOTE]Well at the KG there is no action outside the rooms except for girls dancing and flirting with the customers. If that is the sort of action you want to see then give it a try. I doubt the girls would see anyone as competition as they go to the room with which ever customer picks them and are not getting their income from convincing men to the room. I mean maybe if your girl starts taking on all comers it might upset them a bit.

I still think Erlebniswhonumg might just be a better atmosphere for this though.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee; 1266285]Well at the KG there is no action outside the rooms except for girls dancing and flirting with the customers. If that is the sort of action you want to see then give it a try. I doubt the girls would see anyone as competition as they go to the room with which ever customer picks them and are not getting their income from convincing men to the room. I mean maybe if your girl starts taking on all comers it might upset them a bit.

I still think Erlebniswhonumg might just be a better atmosphere for this though.

AM[/QUOTE]Thanks again,

Erlebniswohnung is already on the "To do list". I see KG as another possibility.

[QUOTE=Shadow Mission;1265937]My idea was not to have threesome at KG. The idea is to be in that enviroment and observe the action. The problem is if the girls see my girlfriend as a threat and starts to be unfriendly. Say that some other men join us at a table and the girls thinks she's taking the mens attention. What do you think?[/QUOTE]Having never been to any of these venues, what I will say is pure guesswork (as in I have no fucking clue really ). Just consider this: both ELW and KG are vaguely slightly downmarket, and the action is pretty much in your face, certainly at ELW, as they are small venues. All of that might be appealing, I have no idea what rings both your bells. Insomnia is vaguely more upmarket, and you could seemingly distance yourselves or join in as the mood suits. Insomnia is not the only option as well. There is the Kit Kat Klub, Avarus, Berghain, probably others. All these vary from night to night. Another option might well be to just ring up one of the better bordellos such as Kamilla Dee, Royal, Mon Rouge (that might be a good choice at night as there is actually a bar you can hang in) and ask if you can bring your partner along. Venues probably a lot nicer, less awkward situations, but also less buzz and you must decide what to do after a few minutes of show and tell. You can always just leave, after just viewing the parade of poonettes, and it would cost nothing. It really depends how directly and deeply (no pun intended) you both want and are prepared to go, together, or with one watching, etc. Don't need to know that here. You both can just ponder it.

Shadow Mission.

If observation and "learning the trade" is on the schedule, and if I was going to bring my girlfriend, I would definitely go for Insomnia. How to say this; it offers a more "wife friendly" environment. Infrastructure, the comfort, distance to action, several rooms, the food being served on the second floor with possibility to make a distance to the action. Imagine watching a war-movie vs being in Syria in real time.

EW offers intimacy, while Insomnia offers options and more elegance, maybe a bit colder atmosphere.

I also think the price structure at Insomnia is made to secure the recruitment of girls. Couple pay less than single mongers.

[url]www.myescortberlin.com[/url]. Bad, bad, bad experience.

My Escort Berlin escort agency are perhaps the cheapest in Berlin if not the whole Germany considering that at the time of writing they are providing full personal (outcall) escort service (even including OWO as they claim) for only €90. But please, please, please don't get tempted by the price as you get what you paid for. No. You get much less than you paid for. You get a different girl that doesn't perform half of the advertised services, doesn't speak English and has a huge eastern-European chip on her shoulder. The girl was so bad, in fact, that I had to ask her to leave half way through the session. Attempted to complain to the agency, but they wouldn't talk to me and hang up once they heard my voice. And all this despite me being very pleasant, polite and tactfully with the agency and the girl throughout this ordeal.

My sincere request to whoever reads this post. Please don't fall victim to greed and make the same mistake I made today. Avoid [url]www.myescortberlin.com[/url] As a plague

[QUOTE=De Traveller; 1266481]My sincere request to whoever reads this post. Please don't fall victim to greed and make the same mistake I made today. Avoid.

[url]www.myescortberlin.com[/url]

As a plague[/QUOTE]Sorry for your experience. Too bad that you did not read first my blog where I warn against this agency, or rather the conglomerate of websites (they constantly change urls but not the girls, they only give them new names) of which this site is part. It is not that you can never get a good experience from them, but you really do take your chances. If the experience goes badly wrong, as yours did, the agency does not give a rat's ass. They work on quantity, not the quality of their reputation. Simply put, there are always, or aways seem to be, many punters who call them. You even get reports on the Berlin boards where you think they would know better.

By the way, you can always turn a girl away if the wrong one shows. Though this is not always that easy to do without a bit of a scene, something most mongers really want to avoid. Also, even late at night the Artemis crowd is always available. A bit pricier but in the long run a much better experience.

AM

Just posting the update over my experience of Berlin escort scene (the session with girls, will post later).

I have did 2 escorts with KD and 1 with Royal so far. Both are renown club over here. Both take care of girls and as well of customer.

With KD, my bookings were completely done over the email with Kira. A nice lady which promptly replies you and is always ready to provide you best service. The cost of escort is 200 euro for an hour. She will ask your Hotel, room no, when you are checking in and when you want to see the girl. Once you are in the hotel, you have to make a confirmation call on their escort number that you are in. The girl will arrive in the hotel, you can pick up if your hotel require keycard (my does) or she can also come directly to the room.

With Royal, it is similar to KD but a bit pricey. They will also charge you 30 euro travel costs of girl in addition to 200 euro fees for an hour. They will also ask you for the hotel number on which they will make the call to your room to confirm you are there then just for security reasons. You have to book girl on the phone or in personal at the club (I did at the club). Not sure if they do so through emails as well.

After going through I have felt that, KD has quite a lot of experience in escort department too whereas on Royal, I don't think they get too many requests for escorting. Why I say this is because when I called Royal for the confirmation, their first question was are your plans changed? Duh!

I would like to say that if you want a escort session, call the girl which you know via reviews here or via personal visits and that will get you some very good session privately. I also think that the cost of escort is like regular session + all extras (of course based on girl) because there is no negotiation there.

I tried Royal the other day but it did not turn out so well. I chose the aged 30 something Magdelena and initially agreed to 30 minutes for 80 Euro. I first took a shower and then we started but as I tried to lick her pussy she manoevered her pelvis so that I could only reach the upper regions and, as I suspected, when I tried to use my fingers to stimulate her, she quickly rebuffed me. I asked why not and she said it costs extra, like 20 or 30 Euros. I could start to sense that she wasn't really comfortable with me and naturally I began to lose interest and suggested to her that I would like to break the session off. She seemed a bit surprised at this and told me that nobody ever does that, and started to try to get me talking, which I know is a tactic used to waste time but I insisted that she call in the hausmutti straight away. However, they didn't oblige to give me a partial refund, claiming that I had been there for 25 minutes. Maybe 25 minutes if you include the waiting and shower at the beginning but I was only on the bed with the girl for 10 minutes at the most. Actually it was the hausmutti's attitude that got me furious and I don't really blame the girl so much, since I think she was inexperienced anyway. The hausmutti argued I hadn't given a good enough reason why I wanted to break off. By the way, I was still naked and holding my condom as I debated with the hausmutti. I've never actually gone through with aborting a session before, and have always grinned and beared it when I've made a bad choice. However, it seems like you can't win. How they would have dealt with something like this at Kamilla Dee, I don't know, though I suspect a bit differently.

A royal rip off!

[QUOTE=De Traveller; 1266481][url]www.myescortberlin.com[/url]

Bad, bad, bad experience.[/QUOTE]They seem to survive so their business model must work, that is, do alot of advertising to catch out Berlin tourists and newbies, and treat their girls and customers bad.

In my eternal search for escortsgirls I found an agency called [url]http://www.escort77.de/Escort_Berlin.html[/url]

Is it a agency with good reputation?