Girls, Girls, Girls...and Random Ridiculousness… Warbucks Hits LA Café..
Prologue: All you guys who have been hanging around PI since George Washington crossed the Delaware please move along… you probably will be bored with the report… not trying to start a flame war but just saying.
Monger Date 8 Feb 09 First Time
Girls, Girls, Girls:
Hit LA Café last night and what can I say. The place was crawling with the ladies/freelancers. For all you Captain Save Hoes this place is not a place to find a wife. A lot of the girls are chain smoking, leather wearing hardened hookers that will do a little bit of everything. If you are looking for the shy innocent type of Filipina please move along but if you want to get fucked and sucked to your toes curl this place is definitely for you.
The Place:
The place is a two story bar, live band eatery etc…some of the waitress’s even look tight in their slutty/hot fishnets stockings. Don’t know if they go for takeout. Clientele consist of the United Nations, Americans, Brits, Japanese, and Koreans, saw about three Brothas….
All type of girls were available from the simple braces young type to the old skanky… looks like she been around the block type it was ridiculous. Warbucks was taken aback by it all. I have been around the block a few times but it was simply amazing.
When I first walked in I was disorientated had to find a point of attack there was no place to sit and people were everywhere so I made myself around the room trying to find a clean space to lay low..Nothing. Then I saw the stairway and rule of thumb upstairs is always more clearer then downstairs.
Upstairs you also had to pay and entrance fee of 100PHP. Once I got in I found my way to the back of the room ordered me a San Miguel and chilled awhile.
I was being courted by young braces wearing Filipina but I didn’t make a move. She was shy but was smiling and laughing like crazy. I was too slow a Korean beat me too her so I turned my attention to around the room.
Not long did I get accosted by two Filipinas one was fat but had a nice attitude and the other was nice with a look in her eye that I could tell she could fuck the fleas off a dog. They told me to come party with them. I did for a while but felt they were trying to push me towards the fat girl she was real cool but sexually she had the appeal of Rosie O’ Donnell so I excused myself after a while.
Made myself back downstairs and had a girl grab me and said her friend wanted to talk to me. Soon as I started chatting with her another girl across room grabbed me and said her friend wanted to talk to me. First girl was like you are a popular guy. The second girl just didn’t do it for me looked rough was dog ugly.
The first girl was talking about how she hated her job..wanted 3000PHP for the night etc… I knew she would be no fun. I touched her forehead and she said why? I told her to see she must have a fever talking about 3000PHP. I said for that type of bread you better be willing to fuck all night. She said she cannot and I just chilled sitting between her and her friend with them under my arm then some stupid shit happened.
Gay Shit:
While chilling sitting between the two breezes just taking it all in an Arab comes up to me and says you have two girls I have none because you are handsome and cute…. Can you say what the fuck….?
Random Ridiculousness:
After that I went back upstairs because the convo with those two girls downstairs was going nowhere. Went back to my same spot in back of the room upstairs and not even 10 mins passed I got passed a note that read “Can I know your name” never a dull moment I guess.
I was hand brought to the girl that wrote it while she was not a knock out by a long shot she had spark about her. She also had a nice ass for a Filipina.
I played dumb like didn’t know what was going and she laid the whole thing down about LA Café works and the whole free lance scene I just wanted to see what she had to say about it.
Already Long Story Short:
We clicked got a room at the SOGO (short time spot) now I don’t normally do freelancers she was the first one. She fucked and sucked me all-night long.
She was messy though kept cumming on my dick :D
While it was not mechanical she was a pro. I took her multiple times even had to go out and get more condoms as me or her had not had enough. I gave her 2000PHP for a job well done and took the long taxi ride home.
Stupid Shit I Did:
Giving fat girl my number. She texted me all-night talking about how she knows I don’t like her and where she was every moment.
Not bringing more condoms. :(
One photo in Photo Galley:
Take It Sleazy...
In this strange world of ours...
sometimes weird shit happens. you can be an asshole, or you can roll with it and have a great time.
it seems the most inflexible people (in terms of religion, sexuality, or even politics/attitude) are often the first in line to betray their principals, drop to their knees and give head (like so many crackhead evangelicals), or also, i suppose, drop to their knees and give head in a public restroom (like so many right wing politicians). most people back in the real world would find all of what we do on this board nearly impossible to comprehend.
just remember, whether you are banging some 18 year old thai girl or getting nailed by her even hotter t-sister. the priest in the confessional next door shoots a load either way.
amen!
btw. thanks [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord116][CodeWord116][/url]. your observation and comment is really appreciated (actually, most everyone has been great) i did originally think about cutting the report short and filing it under hotels. but that seemed both less interesting, and not quite in the spirit of reporting the details. i'll admit. i have never read the terms of service until this week. i had no idea this place would entertain such pilgrim principals. it's sort of disappointing.
[quote=poopbunny]first i'd like to say that i enjoyed reading shadowaxis post and i also learned something.
i must say, i did not see as many tranny's in phils as i did in thailand and thought the ones that i did see, were obviously not girls.
if "it's" disguise was that good (i have seen some pretty good post-op ones in thailand, that looked better than the real thing) and if he was in the middle of some "hard to come" by "wood", why let it go to waste.
i think his post was valid because it's not only about the deed, but also the hunt. shadowaxis, posted about where he was, his routes, his encounters with other girls on the game and the st hotel he used. he did seek out heterosexual female but ended up with a tranny instead.
now, it takes a real man to admit to that. :)
...my 2 cents[/quote]